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Title: uhh hi
Post by: phokus on October 02, 2004, 09:19:03 PM
ok ok well.. since johnny came out with cheating and such.. and well i just had to come out and say it.. im gay

im short and gay and i hope this doesnt mean im cut from te :flower:


ps johnny i love you!
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Post by: nemesis on October 02, 2004, 09:21:13 PM
Well i am not amazed at that but I cant speak for johnny but I think he loves you too phokus
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Post by: deadbolt on October 02, 2004, 09:23:57 PM
WOWZORZ....uhmm....Yeah im not very surprised about that...I mean it was obvious from the start...And i hope johhny has the same feelings for you...Good Luck...
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Post by: Johnny on October 02, 2004, 09:24:59 PM
allright, so is he serious?

if so whatever man thats up to you...and if u think im incredibly sexy i dont blame you at all :)

p.s. i love you too, but in a completely heterosexual way :D
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Post by: nemesis on October 02, 2004, 09:25:09 PM
I really hope you guys have lots of cockmonger together.
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Post by: phokus on October 02, 2004, 09:26:08 PM
yes im serious.. you got a fucking problem with gay people?! huh?! least i dont go around calling people cockmongers and hide in the closet.
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Post by: deadbolt on October 02, 2004, 09:27:23 PM
He really is gay....Johnny just come out and say you like him too...This will be a first for TE....Two members dating each other....Maybe you two can hook up some time...Get a little goin on...You know what i mean....Phokus wants your ass johnny....Just give it to him to make him happy, you know youll like it too...
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Post by: Johnny on October 02, 2004, 09:27:32 PM
Quote from: Johnny
if so whatever man thats up to you...and if u think im incredibly sexy i dont blame you at all :)

i said if so whatever thats up to you...

i dont have a problem with gay people

im not gay however, incase anyone thought that for some reason...im not
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Post by: Johnny on October 02, 2004, 09:28:43 PM
IM NOT GAY

i like phokus but in a heterosexual way, no "sexual" feelings there, at all
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Post by: deadbolt on October 02, 2004, 09:28:48 PM
Johnny Damn..Stop messing around and give phokus what he wants..
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Post by: nemesis on October 02, 2004, 09:29:22 PM
johnny, phokus wants to swing from your vine to show you the way to never never land
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Post by: phokus on October 02, 2004, 09:30:16 PM
damn johnny.. i come out in the most sincere way i can think of to you and you treat me like this?! GODDAMN i hate my life.. ima kill myself now since no one loves me.. johnny was my last hope.. I WANTED HIS ASS MAN :'(
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Post by: deadbolt on October 02, 2004, 09:31:26 PM
I know I know....Maybe you two can talk out your differences and make everything work out....


PS - Give it to him
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Post by: Johnny on October 02, 2004, 09:31:29 PM
i fucking hate all of you...

i am not gay, never call me gay again
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Post by: phokus on October 02, 2004, 09:32:18 PM
come on johnny.. i said i loved you, what more do you want?! flowers a box of candy? my ass?! WHAT?! i mean come on.. give me a call man, 804-330-3311
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Post by: Johnny on October 02, 2004, 09:33:08 PM
im not gay, so stop now, you are really really pissing me off, all of you
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Post by: deadbolt on October 02, 2004, 09:35:16 PM
Were pissing you off???? Why, Phokus loves you man....Why cant you just come out and be together, be happy....Its ok you wont get kicked out of TE...Ill mkae sure of it...Just try it out...Phokus is like crying over here man....You dont want him to cry now do you??? Dont be an ass...
Title: uhh hi
Post by: phokus on October 02, 2004, 09:37:17 PM
to johnny

This feeling I have for you
It is so hard to explain
I don't know how to tell you
The things that I am feeling
I can't say or explain
Exactly what it is
That makes me like you so
It's not your looks
Nor is it how popular you are
Those things don't matter to me
Looking inside of you
Is what I like the most
Some say that I have the ability
To look through people's eyes
And see right inside of them
That may be so
But it's different with you
I try so hard just to figure you out
Yet no matter how hard I try
I can never even come close
To understanding you
These things I hide from you
In fear of being hurt
Or making myself a fool
If I don't let you know how I feel
Then I just torture myself even more
But I shall try keeping them in
So nothing is ever ruined
The only thing that will be ruined I fear
Will be my heart


i love you man
Title: uhh hi
Post by: Johnny on October 02, 2004, 09:37:44 PM
im not gay, why would i "try it out"? what the fuck kinda sense does that make.  i dunno what the hell all of you are up to, if your all trying to piss me off its working really well.  i dunno y you guys wont just let this go, just drop it right now
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Post by: deadbolt on October 02, 2004, 09:38:09 PM
Dude, he even wrote a poem for you, look at that love...If you dump him now that will be horrible...Seriously give him a chance....
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Post by: Johnny on October 02, 2004, 09:39:09 PM
deadbolt shut the fuck up now
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Post by: flintlock on October 02, 2004, 11:14:44 PM
This is the worst thread ever!
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Post by: Windex on October 03, 2004, 03:39:18 AM
i find it absolutely hilarious... and not b/c phokus is gay.. just b/c of how pissed johnny is gettin... lol i don't have a prob with gay people at all actually my fave person to play CS with is gay (sry not you phokus) so its all good.. lol he actually wanted to get together with me but i'm straight and he knows thats not gunna happen.. haha
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Post by: NightTrain on October 03, 2004, 06:04:02 AM
If Johnny and phokus get married they can have all their family and friends in one room and the priest can be doing the vows in an adjacent room.  It won't matter to them because they can both see through walls anyway.   :lol:

/Night
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Post by: Fucker on October 03, 2004, 07:07:50 AM
what the fuck....is phokus actually gay or r u guys banning together to piss off johnny?? so fucking confusing
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Post by: phokus on October 03, 2004, 07:41:45 AM
haha fucker, jokes over.. we were trying to piss johnny off and it worked :P no im not gay but hey.. think what you want, this was just to piss johnny off and it worked so im happy :D
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Post by: deadbolt on October 03, 2004, 08:07:07 AM
HAHA...That was awesome...Phokus, Me, Gunner, and Nemesis thought this all up last nite, it was great....Did you like the peom Johnny? I found it, lol....And if you guys were gay, look NightTrain dont care, he even invited there families when they got married..lol...
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Post by: phokus on October 03, 2004, 08:10:54 AM
lol was pretty damn funny :D
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Post by: Johnny on October 03, 2004, 08:13:39 AM
i fucking hate all of you

not funny
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Post by: phokus on October 03, 2004, 08:14:54 AM
sucks when people make fun of ya.. doesnt it.

maybe you will learn to post nicer things from now instead of being a complete ass when you make a post
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Post by: NightTrain on October 03, 2004, 08:19:47 AM
Life lessons by Corey...oh god take me now cause I've seen everything there is to see on this planet.   :wink:

/Night
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Post by: phokus on October 03, 2004, 08:21:21 AM
haha night :P
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Post by: Fucker on October 03, 2004, 08:21:50 AM
wow....TE teaching lessons and helping the community.......almost brings a tear to my eye
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Post by: Johnny on October 03, 2004, 09:13:27 AM
Quote from: phokus
sucks when people make fun of ya.. doesnt it.

maybe you will learn to post nicer things from now instead of being a complete ass when you make a post

There is no way you can compare this to one of my posts.  I just call names, if you had called me a shit head or a faggot or anything else it would have been comparable, but you had to get a group of people to gang up on me and make up a story about you being gay.  then you insisted that i was gay and that you wanted to hook up with me.  there is absolutely no comparisson between the two.  I have never gotten together a group of people to gang up on someone...thats just fucking retarded.  i was going to lay off the name calling, but in your case phokus i absofuckinglutely hate you.  dont even try to pass this off as a life lesson, you just hate me cuz i used to hack.  thats all well and good, but was it really necessary to get people together on this fucking retarded joke?  i really hate everyone who was in on it, im serious...

i used to like deadbolt, but now i think he is a shitbag

i used to like nemesis a lot, but i dont like him anymore...at all

i never liked famine, and now i fucking hate his guts...

i used to like phokus, then i didn't like him, now i hate him...

i never had a problem wiht gunner, but i dont like him at all...

I also dont like coolwhip, cuz apparently he left the server cuz i was in it, cuz im "a little gay"

since im not on any of the cal teams i stayed in this clan for so long because i liked the people in it.  but now there is a good number of people that i dont like at all.  2 of those people are owners so im considering leaving TE.  i know it was all a joke or a life lesson, but i had been told to lay off the name calling, and i apologized and said i would lay off.  there was absolutely no reason for this bullshit life lesson.
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Post by: deadbolt on October 03, 2004, 09:35:36 AM
WOW Johnny, cant take a joke...Whatever man, whats the point of beig a part of something good if we cant have fun with each other...It was a joke, get over it....But hey atleast you thought of me first, i was on the top of the list.... YAY...This was mostly bashing on Phokus if you havtn noticed, lol...No one came straight out and said you were gay here....You just started flipping out, IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY....And if you are considering of leaving TE over something like this, then go, we dont need an uptight HOMO or HOMOPHOBE....Whatever you are...
Title: uhh hi
Post by: phokus on October 03, 2004, 09:37:37 AM
haha dead.. he can give jokes in post but he sure as hell cant take em, quite funny.. and like deadbolt says, we dont need an uptight ass like you in the clan if you cant take a joke
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Post by: deadbolt on October 03, 2004, 09:38:41 AM
ROCK ON WIT YO BADDDD SELF!!! :headbang:
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Post by: Johnny on October 03, 2004, 09:49:21 AM
ok i can take a joke, but when you wont fucking drop it, thats when it starts to piss me off

and its not really a joke when you get 5 people in on it and just rip someone apart.  i never did anything like this so to say "he can dish it out but he cant take it" or whatever isn't fair.  if you just called me a name it woudln't have been a big deal.  its just that there was really no reason for this, so you cant justify this as a life lesson.  you just dont like me and felt like making fun of me.  whatever, i probably wont leave TE but i really dont like you.  when did i do anything to nemesis, gunner, phokus or deadbolt? (notice your on the bottom of the list this time dead)  the only people i recall making fun of recently was famine (who did make a pretty stupid post) and fucker (who i dont think takes what i say seriously, and plus he makes fun of people to)  y dont you guys scheme up a bullshit "life lesson" for fucker, he isn't the nicest guy around.  i have nothing against him because i know its the fucking internet and calling people names is just smack talk.  everyone talks shit, but u gotta realize its just that, talking shit.  but when 5 people scheme up a plan just to piss someone off thats a little extreme.  when i call someone a name in a post i usually follow it with something that has to do with that thread.  like when i called famine a cockmonger i told him that there was a post allready started...and when i told fucker to suck a dick i explained y the owners wanna play maps that they want when they want.  in this thread however you simply attacked me...whatever i really dont like any of you
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Post by: NightTrain on October 03, 2004, 12:19:09 PM
WOW!!  Johnny it is just good natured fun.  I hope you stick around, but if you can't take the heat you need to get out of the fire.

I am probably the most picked upon person in these forums.  Its all in good fun man.

/Night
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Post by: Fucker on October 03, 2004, 12:40:28 PM
woohoo!!! go fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........so my guess is that TE didnt pick up any fuckerassholes yet? just mild assholes?
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Post by: Johnny on October 03, 2004, 12:52:59 PM
ok, ok, your right, i gotta be able to take it...

i guess i was just in a bad mood or something, sorry i flipped out and i think i will stick around
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Post by: Privateer on October 03, 2004, 01:45:30 PM
list of things to do........

make fun of johnny less.............check

make fun of night more..............check


NIGHT LIKES TO SLEEP WITH GOATS



hope that helps dude.... now end this discussion
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Post by: Johnny on October 03, 2004, 01:50:36 PM
u can make fun of me, its just the way you did it that pissed me off :(

but no hard feelings on my part and i do realize i overreacted a good deal...sorry it was late and i was tired, and sometimes i just freak out over things that dont matter
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Post by: deadbolt on October 03, 2004, 01:55:18 PM
Yeah Johnny, no one meant anything by it....Take it like a man... :) ... I didnt know night likes to sleep with goats, i thought it was just chickens...hmm??? You learn something everyday...
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Post by: phokus on October 03, 2004, 01:55:54 PM
no its sheeps.. always have been sheeps
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Post by: deadbolt on October 03, 2004, 02:26:17 PM
Well, whatever it is its gross....
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Post by: Johnny on October 03, 2004, 04:14:47 PM
i heard that his favorite kind of sheep are the ones from the sealy counting sheep commercials!