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Public Forum => Talk Back => Topic started by: BLITZ on January 02, 2007, 09:20:43 PM

Title: Im Back
Post by: BLITZ on January 02, 2007, 09:20:43 PM
Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I finally got high speed internet here in TexASS so you will be seeing me around more. I wonder how many smart ass comments are going to be spammed here. lol
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Elite_Prophet on January 02, 2007, 09:29:34 PM
I would like to be the first in saying i didnt even know you were gone  :-P
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Shmotz on January 02, 2007, 09:47:11 PM
i missed you blitzy! is stormy coming back soon as well? it sux, just in time for me to redeploy to iraq again....thats shitty...im goin in march for 6-9 months this time, to finish off my last year there.
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: wonder. on January 02, 2007, 10:25:12 PM
Welcome back.  :crybaby:
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: HongKongPhooey on January 02, 2007, 10:30:07 PM
Cool it's his wife's birthday tomorrow and he buys her high speed internet for her bday, what a guy!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: LaxMan on January 03, 2007, 03:13:28 AM
whos blitz?
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: BLITZ on January 03, 2007, 09:47:41 AM
Well Stormy probably wont be coming back. she is too busy trying to get school payed for because the government is trying to screw her on her college money.....go figure huh.
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Thalan on January 03, 2007, 11:27:13 AM
but arnt u saposed to pay for it blitz?
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Elite_Prophet on January 03, 2007, 04:15:57 PM
whoa whoa whoa, the government screwing its citizens?! Unheard of!!!! Blasphemy :bs:

haha
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Shmotz on January 03, 2007, 04:43:06 PM
government fucks the military more than it does normal citizens... what are they saying she cant get her GI bill?
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: wonder. on January 03, 2007, 06:41:51 PM
whoa whoa whoa, the government screwing its citizens?! Unheard of!!!! Blasphemy :bs:

haha

Lol.  agreed.  :dontknow: 
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Stormy on January 04, 2007, 12:44:23 AM
no they aren't saying i can't get my gi bill but i am not getting my gi bill i am getting something called voc rehab b/c i amfucked and VA is retarded! MY claim went from new york half way finished to texas in a filing cabinet until i called today and got someone to work on it. But I don't want to use the gi bill and i am going to have to this semester b/c they said i didn't have a service connected disability but enuf about that. The difference between voc rehab and the gi bill is the gi bill you get about 1200 a month for 36 months and voc rehab they pay your tuition, books and give you money for supplies you may need up front and then give you a living stipend each month depending on your family situation which means i get 760/mo and you can recieve that for 48 months.
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Streetballer on January 04, 2007, 07:17:43 PM
Stormy Sighting!
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Shmotz on January 04, 2007, 09:28:26 PM
Stormy Sighting!
HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJA!

ok im done....nights
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: BLITZ on January 05, 2007, 08:49:27 PM
Lol how did the post that I started turn into a Stormy post. gotta luv it.  :bs:
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: wonder. on January 05, 2007, 09:00:56 PM
We are spam happy.  :blob:
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Shmotz on January 05, 2007, 09:51:27 PM
i still love you blitzy!
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: LaxMan on January 06, 2007, 07:38:43 AM
fagg
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: wonder. on January 06, 2007, 08:09:46 AM
lax calls everyone fags cause he is trying to cover up that he is a homosexual
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Shmotz on January 06, 2007, 08:50:24 AM
fagg
im sorry lax, are you jealous because i chose blitz over you?
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: LaxMan on January 06, 2007, 09:01:36 AM
brilliant...both of you....wonder im surprised you were able to come up with that, but im not at all surprised seaman shmotz had to jump on board and take it another notch queerer
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Elite_Prophet on January 06, 2007, 12:23:35 PM
Remember that time lax said he was with three girls when he opened up meatspin.com, it was actually shmotz and bread he was with  :downtown:
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Stayfen. on January 06, 2007, 03:53:49 PM
brilliant...both of you....wonder im surprised you were able to come up with that, but im not at all surprised seaman shmotz had to jump on board and take it another notch queerer

Lax seems like the nicest person in TE.
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Elite_Prophet on January 06, 2007, 04:03:25 PM
I'd say he's the most honest, the man holds nothin bck gotta respect that...on another note hes a queer
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Shmotz on January 06, 2007, 04:22:55 PM
im no fuckin seaman lax...watch it bitch...ill pour seaman all over your head
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: LaxMan on January 06, 2007, 04:24:48 PM
ugh...why must it get gayer?
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im no fuckin seaman lax...watch it bitch...ill pour seaman all over your head
god damn fruitcake
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: wonder. on January 06, 2007, 05:10:29 PM
wait lax, i remember u asking shmotz about the navy, cause u said u wanted to join.  is casue its any easy way to duke guys up the ass without them really caring.  i also heard jail is like that.  that ur next stop?  a big guy like u, will easily get someone like vergie to be ur bitch.  lol.  :thebirdman:  :puke:  :grin:  :downtown:
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Elite_Prophet on January 06, 2007, 05:59:08 PM
 :flamed: Wonderbread burning lax and vergas...and 70 degree weather in January, are both signs of the apocalypse
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Stayfen. on January 06, 2007, 06:12:50 PM
and 70 degree weather in January, are both signs of the apocalypse

Yeah i know, what the hell.. it was hot as hell today.
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: wonder. on January 06, 2007, 06:58:46 PM
FUCK golbal warming!
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Shmotz on January 06, 2007, 07:17:01 PM
yea it was nice as a bitch today...and stop with the fuckin gay sailor jokes....were not fucking gay bastards...those of you that have seen my wife know better! lax i think u said u wanted to fuck her didnt u?
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: wonder. on January 06, 2007, 07:21:06 PM
Shit i would.  lol.  :downtown:   :grin:
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Shmotz on January 06, 2007, 07:40:48 PM
lol take it easy buddy, ill let it go so far... :thebirdman:
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Shmotz on January 06, 2007, 07:41:30 PM
and yeah, this topic gay way the mother fuckin off topic...not good
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: LaxMan on January 06, 2007, 11:15:44 PM
look who the main posters are...i think that says enough about the topic....and as far as im concerned if i go to jail imma find me some puny little skinny assed bitch like wonder who thinks he's some gangster as my meatmarket...
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: wonder. on January 06, 2007, 11:48:37 PM
see my point is proven.  lax is gay.  :flamed:  (o and lax u r the main poster considering u started the gay comments.  way to go there big dog.)
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: LaxMan on January 07, 2007, 02:33:51 AM
numbnuts i made a coment and ya'll went wild with it, ignoring this post from me in which i have to give you instruction on how to do something, count up how many times everyone has posted in this topic and tell me the top 3

now i know thats to hard for you so i did it for you here are the results from this topic:

Shmotz - 9 posts
Wonder - 8 posts
Elite - 5 posts
Lax - 5 posts
Blitz - 3 posts
stayfen - 2 posts

and with 1 is Hongkong, stormy, thalan, and street, so shut your gangster hole wonder

oh and who actually puts the little flaming icon when they try and burn someone? your going to think any reply you can think of is a burn but it could be dumb as shit, leave the burn icon for someone else to do after your comment...if its that good
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Shmotz on January 07, 2007, 06:03:41 AM
lax, i started to reply to your comment cuz u were talkin shit to me...end of story...and one of my posts, was mentioning how off topic this got...and u talk about the top 3, well your tied for third...ur above elite because his posts werent important enough for me to remember, i still remember all of your posts..
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: wonder. on January 07, 2007, 10:18:30 AM
well lets see lax.  4 of my posts had nothing to do with the "gay" topic u brought up, so it looks like i am = with u.  it was just spaming the topic like everyone.  its just anoying when u call ppl gay cause they post and shit.  u bitch at me for spaming but all u do is call ppl fags and what not.  u called shmotz gay joking around.  i then posted joking with u, but u get so defensive when ever someone says something back to u.  U bust everyones balls but u can't take a joke ur self.  like after u called shmotz gay, i made a joke, and u got pissed at both of us.  if ur gonna bust balls, make sure u can take a joke back.  and don't tell me u can, cause this always happens. 
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: LaxMan on January 07, 2007, 07:56:26 PM
damn dude your for real a little girl...if i was pissed i wouldnt post at all, everypost i make im bustin somsones balls, grow up man, everytime i fuck with you in a topic you get all pissy and write some novel...only time i've posted "fags" is in the spam section...because im spamming..you show me a post i made in this topic where im not able to take a joke and im crying about it. i've spammed this topic hell yea, but i havnt bitched about the spamming, im in the top 3, the point of my post is to show the fact u shmotz and i/and elite are the main posters, but im in no way
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(o and lax u r the main poster)
... by now everyone knows were the biggest spammers so thats how the topic got out of hand...ya'll need to grow some balls if your gonna try and bust em with the best of em. i getting tired of having to explain thing sot you wonder...this happens weekly now...damn as soon as ya'll see a post count and see your name up there you think someones got it out for ya..i'll let it slide with u shmotz...youve been away to long to remember my douchbagyness
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: wonder. on January 07, 2007, 08:31:42 PM
o your so right lax.  i can't take a joke, and i do have to write a novel everytime this happens cause it does happen so often. o won't u please stop busting my balls.  i really can't take it, and i think im starting to tear. 

grow up lax.  im not bitching like a girl cause u hurt my feelings, cause u fuck with me more than anyone else here and i take ur shit.  im just telling u to not get so defensive when someone makes a joke about u.  i don't know, maybe u just always sound pissed and like u hate everyone.  this really only happens cause u yell at me for spaming.  guess u just sound pissed in every post.  might wanna lay off the joints for a while.  actually u might wanna smoke more to help ya with ur anger management.  :dontknow:
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Elite_Prophet on January 07, 2007, 10:02:39 PM
Pshewww, who neeeds Jerry Springer when i can jsut read this  :argue:
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Stormy on January 07, 2007, 10:30:50 PM
Wow I am so happy everyone is thrilled nick is back.....SPAM......lol
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: wonder. on January 07, 2007, 10:33:23 PM
Stormy Sighting!

lol. yup we are as happy as a pig in shit.  lol.  SPAM
Title: Re: Im Back
Post by: Shmotz on January 07, 2007, 10:34:22 PM
ok this topic is done...some people need to seriously chill out...