The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => Talk Back => Topic started by: LordDuren on September 26, 2004, 04:13:47 PM
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While I know most of you were waiting for me to make my patented entrance to the server while trashed, I unfortunately was in no state to do so :)
Conservative estimates place my beer consumption numbers between 14 and 22, depending on the actual amount that massive cup holds. Given how long I've gone without serious drinking, this was enough to knock me on my ass, a position I did not leave for the better part of the early morning hours.
You KNOW you've been drunk when you can't remember the reasons that your friends are calling you up the following morning and asking if your alright.
DAMN YOU ALCOHOL! WHY MUST YOU REDUCE ME TO A SHADOW OF MY FORMER SELF!!!11one
-Lord
PS: For the record, any Elders members in PA should come and drink. For that matter, those in other states are welcome to do so as well, but commuting just for a keg does seem kind of strange (and if you find that offer tempting you are probably a borderline alcoholic... seek help).
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hahaha that is weird u say that cuase i was at a kegger last night but i can remember most of what i did.....such as have a 3some with 2 wicked hot girls....and i dont give a shit if u guys dont believe me....but let me tell u, have a 3some before u die
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lol awesome. I think I'd want to remember having a 3some as well ;)
And trust me its on the list of things to do before I die.
-Lord
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hey duren would you actually be located in pa i am in Shuylkill Count are where close at all?
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Yep I'm in PA, in West Chester. Where are you located in relation to Philly?
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um well i am about 1 hour and 30 mins from philly
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Which direction? For example if your slightly north and west of it you'd be a bit closer to me then you would to Philly itself.
-Lord
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yeah i am about norht west from philly but i am before blumsburge and hazeliton
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couple times every weekend :p
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haha maybe if you lived in Western PA
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yo i so have u beat......
Last night i drank a 40 of Whiskey, a 40 of Colt 45 and then a few shots of Canadian Club that owns your 12 - 22 beers lmao! i was so drunk there was a steel chair at the bottom of the fire me and my buddies made and i tried to pull it out and in doing so getting 3rd degree burns on my right hand lmao and then after that stumbling to my buddies house where we crammed 7 people onto a trampoline then started jumping around pushing each other off the sides...and i did all of that on the blown knee cap hahahaha good ol' drinking stories
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lord are other drugs welcome
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did you get so drunk that you mistakened a guy for a hot girl?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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ahhhh.... dre.... big goggles........ blind, im just trying to unwind
eminem
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T3H it wasn't meant to be a contest because I drink so little these days my alcohol tolerance has massively decreased. However if we're speaking in terms of past performance, I have on multiple occasions consumed more then a 5th of hard liquor by myself. So fucking owned ;) I've also chugged 15 ounces of Windsor Canadian Whiskey. Of course that is why I will never again drink windsor canadian whiskey.
My coup de grace was the evening my brother and I went through 1.5 bottles of 100 proof schnapps without assistance, matching each other shot for shot. That was also the evening that I lost my memory starting around 1 am, and woke up at 4 am with a hot girl in my bed and no memory as to how she got there. She wasn't really pleased when I asked her who the fuck she was.
No Doughty, other drugs are not welcome at least by me. I like to keep it alcohol only. We'd get in enough trouble due to my brothers being underage as it is, to say nothing of what would happen if we were caught with other illicit substances.
And Blue, thats not a mistake I've ever made :-p
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yo u gotta come to Niagara Falls some time man we will get smashed...a 5th whats that? lol like how much...srry up here we have 40s and 60 pounders and mickey's lol i dunno what american terms are...other then a texas mickey...i like those lol
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http://www.knowyourcocktails.com/absolut/abs.jpg
Any one of those is a fifth. I don't know exactly how many shots are in one, but my sources lead me to believe there are a LOT. I want to say they are either 500 ml or 750 ml, but I can't remember exactly (product of alcoholism? you decide)
-J
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duren and his alcohol
TSK TSK :twisted:
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one of those is a 40 lol in canada we call them 40's and theres some bigger then that which r 60 pounders lol.....
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Are you talking about the 40s that are the malt liquor bottles? Cause around here thats a bit different
-J
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i got you all beat on drinking, me and one other person crushed an entire bottle of devils springs (for those of you who dont know what that is its 160proof vodka) while stoned as hell. as far as the 40s go are you talkin about 40 fl. oz. as in a 40 of beer?
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ok dont even bring in how much you can drink cause i bet almost every thing you have drank is some pussy shit
i have drank a 5th of vodka called everclear me and my one friend, ok when you can do that you can come talk to me
oh yeah its 95% alchy 190 proof , ok try taking that shit in on shot it burns you up inside
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ya because if you can do that your epenis grows!!!!!!!!
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I'll take that bet Larry. And unless you drank a different kind, Everclear is not vodka. Everclear is grain alcohol, and its almost pure alcohol. I've drunk it on several occasions. In fact, I have had double shots of it without chasers. My brother and I drank a bottle in an evening. I believe sir that you are matched.
On a side note, Everclear tastes less like ass then Rum, despite its massively alcoholic nature.
-Lord
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aight i guess the everclear beats my devils springs, but devils springs still kicks ass (im goin to be playing shot chess with devils springs tonight (my friends mom got him a shot chess set for his 19th birthday) god i hope i lose)
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oh yeah, well i got all of you fuckers beat. two years ago when i was 15 i drank 35 gallons of beer, in one night. the next day while i was hung over i injected a quart of vodka into my jugular vein. i didn't even feel the slightest bit of a buzz. i think all of you are matched.
bragging about how much you can drink online is the most rediculous thing i have ever seen. you people are rediculous...rediculimous i say to you...!
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hah epenis....
duren is right larry, everyclear is not vodka, its grain. Us liquor store employees know these things
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My E-Penis is bigger!
In all seriousness it was never meant to be a contest. That changed when T3H came along... :) I just found it amusing and kept going.
-Lord
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ok w/e i still consider it vodka looks just like it and i drink it the same
yeah i have taken many of shots of it with no chasers it burns so bad
i usually drink about a 5th of it every month only cost 14.50 in nc so i have my bro buy me a bottle and i usually drink the brunt of it, it kicks my ass pretty hard some times
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i think larrys epenis just grew a half an inch!
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Mine is still bigger.
-Lord
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before marijuana i drank Stolichnaya