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Title: So i've got rats......
Post by: LaxMan on June 09, 2006, 09:41:49 AM
Alright....i've got rats in my backyard....theirs a retaining wall made up of railroad ties(the wood used on railroad tracks) and they've made holes in it and little tunnels and whatnot...i've seen 3 big ones and about 6 little ones....so......my little brother and i took roman candles and shoved them in ever hole we could find....thinking we could smoke em out or somethin.....but we lit the wood on fire fro the inside...plenty of smoke but i guess they've got escape routes....i'd prefer not to poision i've got a 13 year old lab and a 10month old german shepard/great dane mix, and their too curious to poision...whos got some ideas

ps....traps dont work....we caught 1 in a trap a week ago and since then they wont go near it...
Title: Re: So i've got rats......
Post by: Sir Phobos on June 09, 2006, 07:18:34 PM
Flamethrower.

Observe...



Rat     You
v           v

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Title: Re: So i've got rats......
Post by: Shmotz on June 09, 2006, 07:38:40 PM
Flamethrower.

Observe...



Rat     You
v           v

 :flamed:
ahahahahahaha  :evil: :thebirdman: :notworthy: :notworthy:
Title: Re: So i've got rats......
Post by: hammertime on June 09, 2006, 08:22:32 PM
i thought you had crabs
Title: Re: So i've got rats......
Post by: LaxMan on June 09, 2006, 08:35:24 PM
lol no crabs...just shave those little fuckers off...now the whole fire route....it dont work...i already lit the fuckin wall up with fireworks and spent another hour putting the fire out...so thats crossed off the list
Title: Re: So i've got rats......
Post by: Giant Flying Head on June 10, 2006, 04:28:45 AM
I'd say don't give up on the traps. Just gotta have the right kind of bait. We had a rat problem at our work once. In one day we were able to catch 3 rats (2 were  in one shot) with a single rat trap and a single rinalo! Yes i said rinalo. They'll dive at those trap with the right kind of bait. Since we were able to catch two at once, I'd dare say rinalos are the best kind of bait. Plus they're very easy to place in the trap.
Title: Re: So i've got rats......
Post by: MDK22 on June 10, 2006, 06:03:11 PM
id say just chicken wire um make sure its the heavy duty stuff though
Title: Re: So i've got rats......
Post by: LaxMan on June 10, 2006, 08:22:31 PM
im not trying to herd the little fuckers...im trying to catch, kill and get rid of em for good....chicken wire......lol
Title: Re: So i've got rats......
Post by: Giant Flying Head on June 11, 2006, 06:29:47 AM
Even better, RAZZOR WIRE!
Title: Re: So i've got rats......
Post by: Streetballer on June 11, 2006, 09:11:11 PM
Lax, this is only reinforcing your redneck background lol. Rats are a delicacy to your kind, and GIVE THE RAILROAD THERE TRACKS BACK!!
Title: Re: So i've got rats......
Post by: LaxMan on June 11, 2006, 09:37:09 PM
lol your an idiot
Title: Re: So i've got rats......
Post by: McGuinness on June 12, 2006, 10:10:52 AM
He's from Canada...


 :-D
Title: Re: So i've got rats......
Post by: LaxMan on June 12, 2006, 06:20:53 PM
lol...thats why i dont really lay into him...he cant help it