The Elders' House of Pain

Public Forum => Talk Back => Topic started by: flintlock on January 06, 2006, 11:39:37 AM

Title: A joke... read and chuckle
Post by: flintlock on January 06, 2006, 11:39:37 AM
Seeing as how we have no servers to play one, I will simply spam the TALK BACK section with some light hearted comedy to keep everyone's spirits up. If you've seen this one Cobra... keep it to yourself.



Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.

"I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser.

He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.

"I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

Title: Re: A joke... read and chuckle
Post by: Belgian rofls on January 06, 2006, 04:16:06 PM
That joke was funny...


...when I heard it in 8th grade.

                               '_'
Title: Re: A joke... read and chuckle
Post by: Cole on January 06, 2006, 04:17:37 PM
chuckle chuckle
Title: Re: A joke... read and chuckle
Post by: hammertime on January 07, 2006, 11:21:30 AM
so was she trying to say "lant" instead of "want"?

I dont get it  :x
Title: Re: A joke... read and chuckle
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on January 08, 2006, 03:07:10 PM
so like.... she didnt say one other "L" word the whole night.. thats redicuwous....



How did Helen Keller meet her Husband?


On a blind date!!
Title: Re: A joke... read and chuckle
Post by: WidowMaker on January 09, 2006, 08:13:44 AM
She pronouned her w's like l's you retard's

weighed instead of laid you fucking freaks!!!!
Title: Re: A joke... read and chuckle
Post by: flintlock on January 09, 2006, 11:36:13 AM
Quote from: WidowMaker on January 09, 2006, 08:13:44 AM
She pronouned her w's like l's you retard's

Well, it's actually the exact opposite, it actually her 'l's that come out like 'w's, but you're on the right track.

Fellas, it really not that hard.


Have I said "GO PATS!" lately?

GO PATS!!
Title: Re: A joke... read and chuckle
Post by: Cole on January 09, 2006, 01:12:00 PM
Who are the "PATS"?

Man, you guys can't see web sarcasm when you see it, can you?  Or maybe I can't see the sarcasm of sarcasm.  Just maybe you can't see the sarcastic replies to sarcastist replies of sarcastic replies!
Title: Re: A joke... read and chuckle
Post by: flintlock on January 09, 2006, 10:05:05 PM
Who are the PATS?

Oh, I get it...web sarcasm. Funny.
Title: Re: A joke... read and chuckle
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on January 10, 2006, 01:47:57 PM
ouch, tough crowd.....


Marriage is the blessed communion of two people to become one desparately boring person.