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Public Forum => Talk Back => Topic started by: Kaneda on December 19, 2005, 10:02:12 PM

Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: Kaneda on December 19, 2005, 10:02:12 PM
Beh, this stuff is probably really old, but my friend showed me it in school for the first time, and I havn't laughed that hard in a while.


http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Privateer on December 19, 2005, 10:24:07 PM
that is truely amazing how funny all those are.

I watch Walker Texas Ranger each and every morning while eating my egos and laughing my ass off.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on December 19, 2005, 11:06:21 PM
they got some more at entensity.net, if they made a new post then just scroll a little bit down. I think theres a few extra ones on the site.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: vergas on December 19, 2005, 11:28:37 PM
DID YOU KNOW: that when chuck norris does push ups. he dosnt push his body up he pushes the world down
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on December 20, 2005, 06:39:21 PM
Fucking Chuck Norris....
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Belgian rofls on December 20, 2005, 08:20:48 PM
Quote from: vergas on December 19, 2005, 11:28:37 PM
DID YOU KNOW: that when chuck norris does push ups. he dosnt push his body up he pushes the world down

Are you quite finished?

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Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Streetballer on December 21, 2005, 07:39:10 AM
yes, quite, touche
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Pistol_Pete on December 21, 2005, 11:41:32 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1638127/
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: son on December 21, 2005, 11:51:26 AM
Quote from: vergas on December 19, 2005, 11:28:37 PM
DID YOU KNOW: that when chuck norris does push ups. he dosnt push his body up he pushes the world down

Haha verggy I bet you were the boy he impregnated
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on December 22, 2005, 10:38:54 AM
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Kaneda on December 22, 2005, 12:46:59 PM
Chuck Norris ate my nephew, and the regurgitated him out in the form of Wayne Brady.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on December 22, 2005, 02:46:15 PM
Quote from: Pistol_Pete on December 21, 2005, 11:41:32 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1638127/

wow.... aids..... man... im stunned :cry:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: TOOL on December 22, 2005, 06:04:27 PM
Mike (Weltinator's Roommate) and I were going to change Welt's background to this. but ran out of time the other night.. i thought it might go well here...

Merry Christmas

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