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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Streetballer on November 22, 2005, 10:52:44 PM

Title: Whos your daddy?
Post by: Streetballer on November 22, 2005, 10:52:44 PM
IM UR DADDY BOW DOWN BITCHES!!!  :evil:
Title: Re: Whos your daddy?
Post by: Darkensky on November 22, 2005, 11:10:50 PM
your one sick daddy, i should put you in a nursey home...
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 22, 2005, 11:11:09 PM
My dad is my daddy.... duh :sunny:
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Post by: Mathius007 on November 23, 2005, 12:06:07 AM
Is Daddy home yet?
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 23, 2005, 09:49:33 AM
negative he is at work.... making money... which is what you should do.... El Slobador...  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Streetballer on November 23, 2005, 04:15:13 PM
too sick to work
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Post by: Cole on November 23, 2005, 06:41:33 PM
and you wonder why they haven't called you for a paramedic gig.
Title: Re: Whos your daddy?
Post by: Mathius007 on November 23, 2005, 09:24:26 PM
I have 3 jobs...so..I do make money...so there!
Title: Re: Whos your daddy?
Post by: vergas on November 26, 2005, 11:26:43 PM
spam whore <------------------------
Title: Re: Whos your daddy?
Post by: Streetballer on November 26, 2005, 11:46:40 PM
516 posts vergy? im real scared of u, bring it on bizzatchnatch
Title: Re: Whos your daddy?
Post by: Mathius007 on November 27, 2005, 12:17:27 AM
Street went ghetto on ya. :mrgreen:
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Post by: Cole on November 28, 2005, 09:34:53 AM
i'm your daddy cause of what i did to your mommy.
Title: Re: Whos your daddy?
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 28, 2005, 09:48:11 AM
peered at her through the curtains?
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Post by: Cole on November 28, 2005, 10:58:17 AM
nope it involved something rather graphic so, I'll refrain.
Title: Re: Whos your daddy?
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 28, 2005, 11:10:21 AM
you made a Rap album with a Graphic Lyrics tag attached?? :dontknow:
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Post by: vergas on November 28, 2005, 11:16:58 AM
lol
Title: Re: Whos your daddy?
Post by: Mathius007 on November 29, 2005, 09:31:16 PM
Maybe he egged her house, using graphic methods of egging...sych as behind the back, beneath the legs, over the shoulder, etc.
Title: Re: Whos your daddy?
Post by: Streetballer on November 30, 2005, 05:11:56 PM
shut up mathius
Title: Re: Whos your daddy?
Post by: Mathius007 on November 30, 2005, 08:25:47 PM
*throws egg a street's face.

EAT IT BITCH!!!

EAT IT!! YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT!!!
Title: Re: Whos your daddy?
Post by: Cole on December 01, 2005, 10:43:04 AM
eat it.  eat it really well.
Title: Re: Whos your daddy?
Post by: Mathius007 on December 01, 2005, 11:01:21 AM
Color
Egg shell and yolk color may vary, but color has nothing to do with egg quality, flavor, nutritive value, cooking characteristics or shell thickness.
  ? Shell: The color comes from pigments in the outer layer of the shell and may range in various breeds from white to deep brown. The breed of hen determines the color of the shell. Breeds with white feathers and ear lobes lay white eggs; breeds with red feathers and ear lobes lay brown eggs. White eggs are most in demand among American buyers. In some parts of the country, however, particularly in New England, brown shells are preferred. The Rhode Island Red, New Hampshire and Plymouth Rock are breeds that lay brown eggs. Since brown-egg layers are slightly larger birds and require more food, brown eggs are usually more expensive than white. 
  ? White: Egg albumen in raw eggs is opalescent and does not appear white until it is beaten or cooked. A yellow or greenish cast in raw white may indicate the presence of riboflavin. Cloudiness of the raw white is due to the presence of carbon dioxide which has not had time to escape through the shell and thus indicates a very fresh egg.

On very rare occasions, a hard-cooked egg white may darken to a caramel shade due to a high amount of iron in the cooking water or to a carbonylamine-type reaction. Using fresh eggs and cooling them quickly after cooking helps to prevent this darkening.
 
  ? Yolk: color depends on the diet of the hen. If she gets plenty of yellow-orange plant pigments known as xanthophylls, they will be deposited in the yolk. Hens fed mashes containing yellow corn and alfalfa meal lay eggs with medium yellow yolks, while those eating wheat or barley yield lighter-colored yolks. A colorless diet, such as white cornmeal produces almost colorless yolks. Natural yellow-orange substances such as marigold petals may be added to light-colored feeds to enhance yolk color. Artificial color additives are not permitted. Gold or lemon-colored yolks are preferred by most buyers in this country. Yolk pigments are relatively stable and are not lost or changed in cooking.

Sometimes there is a greenish ring around hard-cooked egg yolks. It is the result of sulfur and iron compounds in the egg reacting at the surface of the yolk. It may occur when eggs are overcooked or when there is a high amount of iron in the cooking water. Although the color may be a bit unappealing, the eggs are still wholesome and nutritious and their flavor is unaffected.  Greenish yolks can best be avoided by using the proper cooking time and temperature and by rapidly cooling the cooked eggs.

Occasionally several concentric green rings may be seen in hard-cooked egg yolks. A yolk develops within the hen in rings. Iron in the hen's feed or water as the rings are formed may cause this coloring.

Sometimes a large batch of scrambled eggs may turn green. Although not pretty, the color change is harmless.

It is due to a chemical change brought on by heat and occurs when eggs are cooked at too high a temperature, held for too long or both. Using stainless steel equipment and low cooking temperature, cooking in small batches and serving as soon as possible after cooking will help to prevent this. If it is necessary to hold scrambled eggs for a short time before serving, it helps to avoid direct heat. Place a pan of hot water between the pan of eggs and the heat source.
 
Title: Re: Whos your daddy?
Post by: Streetballer on December 02, 2005, 09:54:52 PM
uhhh ok, SPAM