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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: flintlock on November 09, 2005, 02:26:09 PM

Title: Could qualify as the corniest joke eva...
Post by: flintlock on November 09, 2005, 02:26:09 PM
but I don't care, it made me laugh. And Cobra, if you tell me "it's and oldy but a goody," I may scream, so don't.


A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

LOL
Title: Re: Could qualify as the corniest joke eva...
Post by: Streetballer on November 09, 2005, 02:27:49 PM
lol i like it, welcome to SPAMWORLD flint
Title: Re: Could qualify as the corniest joke eva...
Post by: flintlock on November 10, 2005, 12:26:05 PM
Nah, not me. This forum is 20 pages long now. It takes my whole lunch just to page through it.

Besides, repiles like this are way to long for the Spam forum.
Title: Re: Could qualify as the corniest joke eva...
Post by: Cole on November 10, 2005, 02:18:04 PM
no they are no.  they are just fine. 
Title: Re: Could qualify as the corniest joke eva...
Post by: vergas on November 10, 2005, 02:28:40 PM
hmmm
Title: Re: Could qualify as the corniest joke eva...
Post by: Cole on November 11, 2005, 11:39:49 AM
shit i broke 4K and didn't even realize itwewet


i'm done for today...
Title: Re: Could qualify as the corniest joke eva...
Post by: Streetballer on November 12, 2005, 10:59:39 AM
gonna retire now Cole? leave it up to the next generation of SPammers? (ME)
Title: Re: Could qualify as the corniest joke eva...
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 01:29:58 PM
cole is done... I'm back
Title: Re: Could qualify as the corniest joke eva...
Post by: Cole on November 12, 2005, 08:03:45 PM
nope.  not completely
Title: Re: Could qualify as the corniest joke eva...
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 13, 2005, 01:50:02 PM
true ... not completly... but I win
Title: Re: Could qualify as the corniest joke eva...
Post by: Mathius007 on November 25, 2005, 05:57:48 PM
good 1
Title: Re: Could qualify as the corniest joke eva...
Post by: vergas on November 26, 2005, 10:58:54 PM
jokes are overrated