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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Cole on November 01, 2005, 12:56:58 PM

Title: I can't believe no one else likes posting.
Post by: Cole on November 01, 2005, 12:56:58 PM: Useless senseless crap in the forums here.

That is the essense of spam. I don't know why i like posting in the spam forums, but I do. However, it can be quite boring when no one else posts. but oh well. back to the spamming bored. get it. lol. man.
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Post by: Belgian rofls on November 01, 2005, 03:05:24 PM: The only two words in the english language that don't have anything that rhymes with or closely resembles them is 'silver' and 'purple'.

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Post by: Belgian rofls on November 01, 2005, 03:06:45 PM: Dolphins are the only other animal beside humans who occasionally fornicate for pleasure.

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Post by: Belgian rofls on November 01, 2005, 03:08:14 PM: If I were blind I'd still be able to find the toaster.

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Post by: Cole on November 01, 2005, 03:29:16 PM: and put it in the bathtub...

i thought it was orange.

What about silver sliver.

is that a torpedo going into that bear's arse?

I have lanthinum on my hands. Strontium and maganate too.
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 01, 2005, 04:29:23 PM: sex for pleasure is fun :downtown:
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Post by: Belgian rofls on November 01, 2005, 04:51:25 PM: Quote from: Cole on November 01, 2005, 03:29:16 PM
and put it in the bathtub...

i thought it was orange.

What about silver sliver.

is that a torpedo going into that bear's arse?

I have lanthinum on my hands. Strontium and maganate too.

1) They say that 'orange' and 'porrige' (like the cereal shit?) counts as a rhyme.

'sliver' wouldn't work, because the rhyme would have to fit 'ILVER' not 'IVER'.

2) The avatar is a logo i made to represent the band, Minus the Bear.

3) If you switch the letters in the word 'Santa', you get 'Satan'.

4) Here's a towel for your hands...

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Post by: Cole on November 01, 2005, 07:22:13 PM: duraflame fire logs make reealllly big flames if you poke them when they are on fire.
Title: Re: I can't believe no one else likes posting.
Post by: Belgian rofls on November 01, 2005, 09:26:13 PM: Quote from: Cole on November 01, 2005, 07:22:13 PM
duraflame fire logs make reealllly big flames if you poke them when they are on fire.

*pokes cannae hammer*
Wow that is a big flame.

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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 01, 2005, 10:32:25 PM: :iamwithstupid:

thats some pwnage right there
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Post by: Darkensky on November 02, 2005, 09:50:51 PM: most of the people in here cobra can't count that high..

try just once..
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Post by: Cole on November 03, 2005, 08:07:08 AM: ;las

i have ten million lady bugs in my house. well, they're all dead now.
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 10:33:11 AM: Im on your spamming six cole :flamed:
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Post by: Cole on November 03, 2005, 01:31:20 PM: i hope that indiana is not full of smurfs.....we'll have to fill the state up with toulene.
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 01:55:07 PM: Theres a smurf lurking in every dark alley you pass :evil:
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 02:04:15 PM: No you have to watch out for G.I. Joe.
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 02:13:55 PM: hmmm... should I even open the stormshadow vs snake eyes can 'o worms??? yeah time for a new topic.
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Post by: Darkensky on November 03, 2005, 02:23:42 PM: smurfs and cobras would die agaist a dragon
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 03:14:30 PM: Smurfs can smurf any smurfin thing in the smurfin world you smurfin smurfer.
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Post by: Cole on November 03, 2005, 05:05:09 PM: cole can will smurfs into clay.
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Post by: Darkensky on November 03, 2005, 07:04:38 PM: do you have to fire the clay?
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 04, 2005, 10:45:04 AM: do smurfs pee green or yellow?
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Post by: Cole on November 04, 2005, 12:05:50 PM: smurfs pee smurf
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 04, 2005, 02:20:36 PM: Smurfs blood runs blue so pee??? I dont know for sure
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Post by: Cole on November 07, 2005, 02:37:19 PM: you've never taken a piss before. bs, you drink your own pee.
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 02:38:24 PM: sure cole...we know your into golden showers
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 02:39:02 PM: yea and picking up other people puke (LANSTORY)
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 02:39:36 PM: yeah got that story in another thread
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 02:39:58 PM: i heard it on vent
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 02:40:25 PM: same here..also
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 02:40:53 PM: liar... toofy told u while u were under his desk
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:36:59 PM: keep tryin
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 08:37:43 PM: try what? to out SPAM u? oh wait, i already am, DO SOMETHIN
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Post by: Cole on November 08, 2005, 05:50:43 AM: how many moths can you keep it up?
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Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 09:47:02 AM: well, i dont like moths personally, they eat my clothes, but ill keep them up if i can
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Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:59:13 PM: he loves to eat them