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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: flintlock on October 25, 2005, 12:51:14 PM

Title: Go'n Postal
Post by: flintlock on October 25, 2005, 12:51:14 PM

A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points
toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in
any way?
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near
me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you
right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from
8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me
to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For
the first two hours we stand around scratching our
balls...no point in you coming in for that.

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Cole on October 25, 2005, 12:53:10 PM

hahaha....good one.  I'll have to tell that to the guys here, but change it to goverment contract researcher instead of postal guy. hahaha...that's funny.

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Cole on October 25, 2005, 02:43:45 PM

hahaha.  this joke has now been derailed.  SPAWWWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 25, 2005, 10:13:55 PM

LOL nice flint..... where do you get these things man?!

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Cole on October 26, 2005, 04:29:37 AM

grandma's email spam

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Darkensky on October 27, 2005, 08:59:54 AM

lol grandmas email spam.. oh your so witty

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Cole on October 31, 2005, 01:04:50 PM

well it's true, that's where he gets them.  never teach grandma how to email.

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 10:37:57 AM

Im  on your spamming six cole  :flamed:

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Cole on November 03, 2005, 12:12:53 PM

sure think retard spammer

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 12:29:08 PM

Keep tryin Cole

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Cole on November 03, 2005, 01:26:50 PM

i meant thing.  see, correcting your spelling mistakes is a spamming technique, well not really.  It is more generally a post whoring technique.

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 09:19:24 PM

dont make fun of my moto, or ill call my home boys in to shank yo ass

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Cole on November 08, 2005, 05:40:58 AM

he meant bad joke.  that's all

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 08, 2005, 10:04:58 AM

meant cole grammar bad all is that

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Streetballer on November 09, 2005, 01:14:52 PM

grammar is good if u do right good grammar yup

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Cole on November 09, 2005, 01:44:22 PM

hey there.  you are made of pig brains.

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Streetballer on November 09, 2005, 02:36:26 PM

and yet i havent been eaten yet, i must be the smartest pig. Napolean from Animal Farm

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 03:46:18 PM

you are dumb... and alone on an island

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Streetballer on December 20, 2005, 12:09:38 AM

THE BEST FUCKIN ISLAND IN THE WORLD!!!! BOOYAH

Title: Re: Go'n Postal
Post by: Cole on December 20, 2005, 07:27:50 AM

who wants to eat shit?