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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Cole on October 25, 2005, 09:06:08 AM

Title: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Cole on October 25, 2005, 09:06:08 AM
Dear Fellow Spammers,

It is disappointing to see that you cannot keep up with my foolishness.  A couple of times I had thought that I was had.  I am now working a much more demanding job, but still find time to do the important things.  The trick is in good PIM software and sticking to a schedule.  Oh, also doing things faster that the other people in your department helps too.  This leaves more time for spam. 

So, learn your job faster and better, but let no one know this as they will expect more from you (and in corporate America today, there are no merit based raises ? trust me, ok there are, but it totally depends on the company you work for and the good companies are very, very few and far between).  Then you can spam. 

In conclusion, I would like to offer a challenge.  Spam all of the Spam forum in one day?s time.  It?s up to 14 pages, all of which I have had the last work with the exception of two posts that Adder locked (haxor).  I should have admin rights to unlock, but I don?t and haven?t bothered to fix it yet.  If I had, rest assured that those threads would also be mine.

Sincerely,

Cole
Spammer lvl 60
Not good at FPS games
But still loves playing them
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Darkensky on October 25, 2005, 01:05:50 PM
Ill take your challenge, what week and what time do we start!

Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Huddy on October 25, 2005, 01:07:07 PM
Well as I attempt not to spam.. i will just this once to break post number 200... SUp bitchs!
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Cole on October 25, 2005, 01:33:15 PM
Darken you nub.  You can start any time.  You probably want to do it when you know no one else is posting so that they cannot get into a spam war with you, ultimately ruining your goal.

And congrats on you 200 huddy.  I have 500 more to go before I beat adder!
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Cole on October 25, 2005, 02:44:45 PM
no dude, i can keep up with him no problem..  he was the one who taught me the art of the spam.  I have now surpassed my master.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: GhostWalker on October 25, 2005, 08:09:10 PM
Some day I will get you Cole.... Someday.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 25, 2005, 10:12:58 PM
what ever happened to Adder anyway?? did his Boa finally get the better of him
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Cole on October 26, 2005, 04:30:32 AM
i think he has a life, or is just not spamming to give the appearence he has a life.  either that or he's bipolar on the downside now.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 26, 2005, 08:18:00 AM
we should definately send him a SPAM email.. wtih all our names signed!! that'll make him happy :mrgreen:
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Cole on October 26, 2005, 09:39:08 AM
You guys need to start spamming.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on October 26, 2005, 02:17:27 PM
Sometimes spamming detracts from my cs practice time....sometimes im a spammer sometimes I wont post for a few days....depends on my mood. At least i take the time to type in pointless responses from time to time. Kinda like now...oh well enough for now.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Cole on October 26, 2005, 03:13:23 PM
hehehaaa i could go home now.  but i shall spam a few instead.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Darkensky on October 27, 2005, 08:37:45 AM
Dear Cole:

Fuck you

Love Darkensky

CC: Cobra
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Cole on October 31, 2005, 01:19:54 PM
ok, i notice that i am still the only one who has the last word on all of the posts.  i've been busy the last couple days, and that should have give you guys plenty of time to catch up, but alas you are not loser enough to do the whole board.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Darkensky on November 02, 2005, 09:48:54 PM
Sorry i have been busy also.. biteme..?!
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Cole on November 03, 2005, 08:09:31 AM
Theorem:  Darkensky has plenty of time to post in Spam Forum

Proof:  Dakensky is a loser, by definition.  ==> Darkensky has plenty of free time.
==>  Darkensky has plenty of time to post in Spam Forum.  Q.E.D.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 10:31:28 AM
Im  on your spamming six cole  :flamed:
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Cole on November 03, 2005, 01:29:25 PM
yeah, you see, you are now probably burping one of your kids, or maybe cleaning their poopies off the floor.  My sister in law does the latter all the time for my brother.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 02:05:43 PM
At least my equipment is functional enough to produce children...do you even have equipent? do you know what women are? lol
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 02:09:46 PM
Well at least we beat out cole...thats the goal anyway. If i beat you it'll just be icing on the cake.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Darkensky on November 03, 2005, 02:27:01 PM
someone said cake...
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 03:11:37 PM
cake?? nice try darken you shall fall to my spamming skill.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Darkensky on November 03, 2005, 07:21:46 PM
Fall short?!!!
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Cole on November 04, 2005, 07:28:37 AM
foos.  you have no idea what you are talking about.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 04, 2005, 09:37:58 AM
Hitman is on your spamming six cole..... all he needs is 3,000!!!! more posts!! that is entirely impossible, only those that are of such Death Adder spamming skills can pull it off.... we call them Addites... or Deathticles...
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Cole on November 04, 2005, 12:10:50 PM
of course.  He died a legend. 
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 04, 2005, 02:16:32 PM
I can at least keep going until Im godlike.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Cole on November 04, 2005, 03:02:59 PM
there is a shit load of pages.  get creative man.  you should see some of the shit i posted over the summer.  I was the only one going.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 04, 2005, 03:03:50 PM
Yeah Im on a poll kick today.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Darkensky on November 06, 2005, 11:02:05 PM
 :headbang:
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 02:06:31 PM
Baller has entered the SPAM world, (looks around, scared, cracks knuckles) LETS GET TO WORK!
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 02:16:17 PM
Well I've been stepping it up lately and you should be scared...of course Im scared of the competition as well but Im still going to do it.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 02:17:17 PM
i got a lonnnggg night ahead of me yet
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 02:19:23 PM
Yeah try to keep up...you may push me to 1000 posts soon thanks for the help.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 02:20:05 PM
lol i need more myself anyway
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 02:21:14 PM
Well we just need to take down cole, mek, and cobra...Ive been on 'em for a week now and Im not letting up.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 02:22:33 PM
yea, there only a joke, they got lives, how can they beat me?
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 02:49:09 PM
yeah I have no job...I take care of kids...well its a job but lots o time to spam :)
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 02:49:38 PM
yea, go change some diapers while i rape u n the posts
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:01:52 PM
I just did and you still cant catch up
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 03:02:21 PM
ur right i cant catch up CAUSE IM TOO FAR AHEAD
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:06:19 PM
not really...Im still here
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 03:07:01 PM
where i cant see u, ur too short
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:07:45 PM
sure thing island boy
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 03:08:32 PM
ok blue negro
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:08:51 PM
more smurf bashing
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 03:09:27 PM
ill bash them allll night
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:10:09 PM
careful u dont get smurfed  :flamed:
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 03:10:47 PM
ioll just kick ur short ass
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:11:26 PM
You cant get to me from your island
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 03:15:19 PM
and u cant get unto my island, smurfs cant swim bitch
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:16:04 PM
thank god !
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 09:06:14 PM
even if u could, the moose sharks would get u, there sharks with antlers, they fuck u up real bad
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Cole on November 08, 2005, 05:53:50 AM
hold ontime to go.
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 09:42:17 AM
WELL GO THEN
Title: Re: To all my fellow spammers:
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:56:59 PM
go spam