The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Cole on October 25, 2005, 09:06:08 AM
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Dear Fellow Spammers,
It is disappointing to see that you cannot keep up with my foolishness. A couple of times I had thought that I was had. I am now working a much more demanding job, but still find time to do the important things. The trick is in good PIM software and sticking to a schedule. Oh, also doing things faster that the other people in your department helps too. This leaves more time for spam.
So, learn your job faster and better, but let no one know this as they will expect more from you (and in corporate America today, there are no merit based raises ? trust me, ok there are, but it totally depends on the company you work for and the good companies are very, very few and far between). Then you can spam.
In conclusion, I would like to offer a challenge. Spam all of the Spam forum in one day?s time. It?s up to 14 pages, all of which I have had the last work with the exception of two posts that Adder locked (haxor). I should have admin rights to unlock, but I don?t and haven?t bothered to fix it yet. If I had, rest assured that those threads would also be mine.
Sincerely,
Cole
Spammer lvl 60
Not good at FPS games
But still loves playing them
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Ill take your challenge, what week and what time do we start!
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Well as I attempt not to spam.. i will just this once to break post number 200... SUp bitchs!
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Darken you nub. You can start any time. You probably want to do it when you know no one else is posting so that they cannot get into a spam war with you, ultimately ruining your goal.
And congrats on you 200 huddy. I have 500 more to go before I beat adder!
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no dude, i can keep up with him no problem.. he was the one who taught me the art of the spam. I have now surpassed my master.
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Some day I will get you Cole.... Someday.
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what ever happened to Adder anyway?? did his Boa finally get the better of him
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i think he has a life, or is just not spamming to give the appearence he has a life. either that or he's bipolar on the downside now.
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we should definately send him a SPAM email.. wtih all our names signed!! that'll make him happy :mrgreen:
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You guys need to start spamming.
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Sometimes spamming detracts from my cs practice time....sometimes im a spammer sometimes I wont post for a few days....depends on my mood. At least i take the time to type in pointless responses from time to time. Kinda like now...oh well enough for now.
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hehehaaa i could go home now. but i shall spam a few instead.
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Dear Cole:
Fuck you
Love Darkensky
CC: Cobra
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ok, i notice that i am still the only one who has the last word on all of the posts. i've been busy the last couple days, and that should have give you guys plenty of time to catch up, but alas you are not loser enough to do the whole board.
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Sorry i have been busy also.. biteme..?!
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Theorem: Darkensky has plenty of time to post in Spam Forum
Proof: Dakensky is a loser, by definition. ==> Darkensky has plenty of free time.
==> Darkensky has plenty of time to post in Spam Forum. Q.E.D.
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Im on your spamming six cole :flamed:
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yeah, you see, you are now probably burping one of your kids, or maybe cleaning their poopies off the floor. My sister in law does the latter all the time for my brother.
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At least my equipment is functional enough to produce children...do you even have equipent? do you know what women are? lol
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Well at least we beat out cole...thats the goal anyway. If i beat you it'll just be icing on the cake.
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someone said cake...
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cake?? nice try darken you shall fall to my spamming skill.
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Fall short?!!!
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foos. you have no idea what you are talking about.
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Hitman is on your spamming six cole..... all he needs is 3,000!!!! more posts!! that is entirely impossible, only those that are of such Death Adder spamming skills can pull it off.... we call them Addites... or Deathticles...
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of course. He died a legend.
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I can at least keep going until Im godlike.
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there is a shit load of pages. get creative man. you should see some of the shit i posted over the summer. I was the only one going.
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Yeah Im on a poll kick today.
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:headbang:
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Baller has entered the SPAM world, (looks around, scared, cracks knuckles) LETS GET TO WORK!
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Well I've been stepping it up lately and you should be scared...of course Im scared of the competition as well but Im still going to do it.
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i got a lonnnggg night ahead of me yet
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Yeah try to keep up...you may push me to 1000 posts soon thanks for the help.
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lol i need more myself anyway
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Well we just need to take down cole, mek, and cobra...Ive been on 'em for a week now and Im not letting up.
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yea, there only a joke, they got lives, how can they beat me?
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yeah I have no job...I take care of kids...well its a job but lots o time to spam :)
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yea, go change some diapers while i rape u n the posts
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I just did and you still cant catch up
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ur right i cant catch up CAUSE IM TOO FAR AHEAD
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not really...Im still here
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where i cant see u, ur too short
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sure thing island boy
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ok blue negro
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more smurf bashing
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ill bash them allll night
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careful u dont get smurfed :flamed:
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ioll just kick ur short ass
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You cant get to me from your island
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and u cant get unto my island, smurfs cant swim bitch
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thank god !
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even if u could, the moose sharks would get u, there sharks with antlers, they fuck u up real bad
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hold ontime to go.
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WELL GO THEN
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go spam