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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Hitman Smurf on October 22, 2005, 12:16:04 PM

Title: Happy Birthday to me !!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hitman Smurf on October 22, 2005, 12:16:04 PM
Happy Birthday to me !!!!!!!!!! The big 31. Im old and I'm buying a new mouse to improve my reaction time diminished by age LOL.
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Post by: Fight4s on October 22, 2005, 12:30:46 PM
Happy birthday to ya........ :headbang1:
Not 2 old, i am 33 already , still feel like 23, lmao
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Post by: Belgian rofls on October 22, 2005, 06:06:14 PM
Smurf had a B-day ownage bash today in the pubs.
I think he even went 12 and 4!!  :-o

Happy birthday Smurf

                                  '_'
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Post by: Privateer on October 23, 2005, 01:05:39 AM
Happy birthday to ya........ :headbang1:
Not 2 old, i am 33 already , still feel like 23, lmao


Yeah and you play source like your 13 with no life :)
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Post by: Fight4s on October 23, 2005, 01:56:24 PM
Happy birthday to ya........ :headbang1:
Not 2 old, i am 33 already , still feel like 23, lmao


Yeah and you play source like your 13 with no life :)

Yeah,privateer,I have to admit that  u r only 20 and already play cs like 40 ,and I could see you are having a life. at least in the game.  lmao..I bet you could grow up more faster than that......hehe..... lol....... :headbang1:
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 24, 2005, 09:02:53 AM
your a third of the way to death.... how does that feel?
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Post by: Cole on October 24, 2005, 10:46:50 AM
oh he's more than a third of the way there.  You know your body keeps growing until about 20, and then it is just trying to ward off death, so we're all dying everyday!  Happy Monday bitches!!!!

oh, and happy smurfday smurfman.

You and Vergas are now both in the same club.  Maybe he'll share Nancy with you.
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on October 24, 2005, 04:46:07 PM
your a third of the way to death.... how does that feel?

Yeah I always say Im halfway to dead LOL
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Post by: MissDiana on October 24, 2005, 07:39:19 PM
Happy Birthday... and no, you're not 1/3 or 1/2 dead lol, you're 31 years alive and many more to go!
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Post by: hammertime on October 24, 2005, 09:07:07 PM
happy birthday

and holy crap, you're older then gunner
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Post by: Cole on October 25, 2005, 08:56:06 AM
Happy Birthday... and no, you're not 1/3 or 1/2 dead lol, you're 31 years alive and many more to go!

Look!  an optimist! woohoo!

I'm an optimist too, but come on, were talking about smurfs here.  OH!!!!  I get it, you're not an optimist at all.  Smurfs live to like 600+ years old.  So Hitman is like a baby.  Unless smurfs have to live by the rules of Karmic Rule, then he'll probably die early with all the hitman stuff and all.  Gargamael is so gonna gechyo ass.
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on October 27, 2005, 02:49:46 PM
Smurfs in assasination/crime syndicates rarely live past 40...but Im not hangin up the guns yet :) and thanks for the optimisim missdiana.
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 31, 2005, 09:54:15 AM
im curious as to see what the average age of this clan is.... there is alot of youth but a lot of not so youth....
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to me !!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Cole on October 31, 2005, 10:46:45 AM
i am 29 years old.  going on 22 or 25, i forget.
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 10:48:44 PM
im the big 1 9
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 10:49:46 PM
at least you act mature unlike some people *cough mdk cough*
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 10:50:12 PM
lmao, he will see this remember  :-D
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:12:52 PM
I hope so
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:13:35 PM
lol same
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:14:04 PM
were so cruel
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:15:12 PM
i forget what we r talking about, no time to read up, must spam
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:16:02 PM
I remember...no loss of memory with age...must be your island
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:17:13 PM
nah, just a traumatic moose incident when i was 5
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:20:01 PM
molested by a moose...so sad  :crybaby:
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Post by: Belgian rofls on November 07, 2005, 11:26:02 PM
molested by a moose...so sad  :crybaby:

*moose-lested*

                               '_'
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:26:36 PM
nice one belgian
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:26:43 PM
 :iamwithstupid:
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:34:52 PM
:iamwithstupid:

:iamwithstupid: me too
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Post by: Cole on November 08, 2005, 05:48:58 AM
put down the crack pipe.
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Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 09:49:02 AM
i just did, time to start SPAM page 3
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 08, 2005, 09:49:57 AM
well street here we go again
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Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 09:52:25 AM
yea, round 3, DING
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 08, 2005, 09:53:15 AM
Coles goona crap gold ones

 :headbang1: our house  :headbang1:
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Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 09:53:59 AM
well hitman he does got 18 pages of SPAM, hes safe for awhile
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 08, 2005, 09:55:27 AM
we'll get him
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Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 09:55:49 AM
yea, ROAR
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Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 05:01:09 PM
wow.... eh no