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Title: So, a dyslexic guy walks into a bra....
Post by: Belgian rofls on October 20, 2005, 04:32:51 PM: '_'
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Post by: CorporalStrongBad on October 21, 2005, 03:21:42 AM: waht si so funyn aobut thta?

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Post by: Cole on October 21, 2005, 05:50:43 AM: And tries to get a drink...but vergas's nipples are so sore from Baller's suckling habbit.
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Post by: Spikeroo on October 21, 2005, 05:52:15 AM: Quote from: CorporalStrongBad on October 21, 2005, 03:21:42 AM
waht si so funyn aobut thta?

CBS

Corporal Bad Strong? Huh? Doh!
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Post by: Cole on October 21, 2005, 05:54:03 AM: noes! another spammer!
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 21, 2005, 09:15:32 AM: *Gasp* Look out!!! he's got a nug!!!
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Title: Re: So, a dyslexic guy walks into a bra....
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 21, 2005, 09:30:43 AM: two guys walk into a bar, and the second one say...

ow!! fuck!! who the hell puts a bar there honestly!! :mrgreen:
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Post by: Cole on October 21, 2005, 05:18:29 PM: ftuck saaaptieooeeojwwjwj ftuck
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Post by: TyDiRiUm on October 21, 2005, 10:44:24 PM: OMG, Tyd made another post! WTF is that??! :? :lol:
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on October 22, 2005, 04:22:14 PM: This thread is quickly becoming a spam thread....but dont they all.
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Post by: Belgian rofls on October 22, 2005, 06:03:29 PM: Quote from: Hitman Smurf on October 22, 2005, 04:22:14 PM
This thread is quickly becoming a spam thread....but dont they all.

Apparently all the ones in SPAM CENTRAL...

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Post by: Toofy on October 23, 2005, 10:14:34 AM: noone caught the fact that he said "bra"
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 24, 2005, 09:05:02 AM: bras are like presents..... can when you get one open you get a nice treat underneath :wink:
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Post by: Cole on October 24, 2005, 10:43:54 AM: so elusive, the homotyd is....
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Post by: Darkensky on October 27, 2005, 09:08:44 AM: paladin loves the hoff picture!
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 28, 2005, 09:04:56 AM: *in a hypnotized state* I love the hoff pics.....
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 28, 2005, 09:08:26 AM: did you guys hear about the Two Antennaes that meet on the roof..... the service was terrible but the reception was great! haha haha get it!
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Post by: Toofy on October 28, 2005, 03:25:07 PM: I get it, but it doesnt necessarily mean I'm laughing
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Post by: Belgian rofls on October 28, 2005, 10:54:09 PM: Quote from: Toofy on October 28, 2005, 03:25:07 PM
I get it, but it doesnt necessarily mean I'm laughing

...That is a beautiful line Toofy.

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Post by: Cole on October 31, 2005, 08:50:27 AM: I like the paladin song. I have too much work today to spam dammit.
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 31, 2005, 09:05:59 AM: you guys wrote a song about me?
Title: Re: So, a dyslexic guy walks into a bra....
Post by: Cole on October 31, 2005, 10:57:33 AM: below is darken's paladin song.

Quote from: Darkensky on October 28, 2005, 09:06:57 AM
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Title: Re: So, a dyslexic guy walks into a bra....
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:52:33 PM: :iamwithstupid:
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 07, 2005, 04:30:04 PM: i have to tell you im a little dissappointed :thebirdman:
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Post by: Cole on November 07, 2005, 07:43:32 PM: what, that we didn't post the TAB for the bass rifts for your song?
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 08:32:15 PM: i smell.....HOMOS, EWW COLE LEAVE THE ROOM PLZ
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Post by: Belgian rofls on November 07, 2005, 11:01:52 PM: Quote from: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 08:32:15 PM
i smell.....HOMOS, EWW COLE LEAVE THE ROOM PLZ

Wow Street. You're a funny guy. I can't wait to hit you with something heavy.

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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:05:42 PM: hopefully with Spamming practice, i might become funny
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:06:35 PM: you could never get that much practice LOL
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:07:09 PM: well at least i got the next 60 years to practice, ur down to about 10
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:09:03 PM: Yeah Im halfway to dead LOL
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:09:53 PM: but u already arrived at ugly
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:10:33 PM: this much is true but at least I have a hot wife and beautiful children
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:12:34 PM: i dont see any proof :-D
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:17:08 PM: I dont see any proof you havent pwned a moose with your fun parts :-D
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:18:11 PM: :thebirdman: :flamed:
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:18:49 PM: gotcha!
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:20:48 PM: ROAR
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:21:35 PM: Quote from: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:20:48 PM
ROAR

you need to practice your spamming...thats weak
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Post by: Belgian rofls on November 07, 2005, 11:22:41 PM: Hah, OWNED.

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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:23:30 PM: Quote from: Belgian rofls on November 07, 2005, 11:22:41 PM
Hah, OWNED.

'_'

hear that street? I pwned you. :flamed:
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:24:20 PM: u use big letters to make up for other inadaquicies
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:25:24 PM: No I use them cause Im a sick spam whore...who pwned you...you heard me pwned you in spamming...find the post :)
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:26:00 PM: u just use them to make ur post seem longer then it really is
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Post by: Belgian rofls on November 07, 2005, 11:26:50 PM: Quote from: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:26:00 PM
u just use them to make ur post seem longer then it really is

It's the same way you use socks to make your dick look bigger than it really is.

'_'
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:27:30 PM: damn u burn me badly once again, i got no comeback
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:28:23 PM: Quote from: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:27:30 PM
damn u burn me badly once again, i got no comeback

cause im pwning you in spam :flamed:
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:49:03 PM: insult wise maybe, but my pages r holding there ground
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:49:29 PM: but my post count is still bigger
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:50:49 PM: that wont last long, 2-3 days tops
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Post by: Belgian rofls on November 07, 2005, 11:52:01 PM: Quote from: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:50:49 PM
that wont last long, 2-3 days tops

...like Dumass' Viagra.

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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:52:45 PM: as long as you spam I spam
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 11:54:44 PM: oooo burn on dumbass nicceeee
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 11:55:30 PM: and he's not even here to defend himself...ruthless
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Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 12:16:59 AM: lol neither is cole but we make fun of him u hypocrite
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Post by: Belgian rofls on November 08, 2005, 12:19:56 AM: Quote from: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 12:16:59 AM
lol neither is cole but we make fun of him u hypocrite

You can spell "hypocrite"??

OOO Somebody's gettting a gold staaaaar todaaaay.

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Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 12:20:49 AM: woot, in grade 6 they called me a "Super Speller"
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Title: Re: So, a dyslexic guy walks into a bra....
Post by: Streetballer on November 09, 2005, 11:35:52 AM: yayyy cole, this is page 15, ill soon have all 20 done lol
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Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 03:56:54 PM: lol... 20? theres like 22 now
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