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Title: cs pub
Post by: Fight4s on October 11, 2005, 05:04:10 PM
we should be doing this............lol :headbang1:

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Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 11, 2005, 05:34:16 PM
we might have a CS tounament in School in a few weeks.... ashame no one lives near me!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Belgian rofls on October 11, 2005, 06:38:59 PM
They feel the need to wear the masks? :|
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Hitman Smurf on October 12, 2005, 01:23:14 AM
Thats truly sad...those guys need to get laid...of course they never will  :iamwithstupid:
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on October 12, 2005, 07:59:47 AM
masks are cool, except if you wear them outside.  you'll get shot. 
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Fight4s on October 14, 2005, 04:34:23 PM
Not when you are in Canada, in Canada, they will suggest you go down to U.S.A............lmao :headbang1:
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on October 18, 2005, 04:48:52 AM
Then their horses poop on the road.  Stupid mounties.
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Darkensky on October 18, 2005, 07:08:01 AM
So i know what people are going to be, when they are trick or treating.... ..
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on October 18, 2005, 09:49:21 AM
when i say trick or treat,  you give me your wallet.  if you don't I have to stab you in the head with this Hortsman Philadelphia M1860 staff and officers sword

(http://www.jreedcollectablefirearms.com/272.JPG)

you probably wouldn't even feel it and I'd steel (get it steel! instead of still) get your wallet.  I'd just steel it (get it steel!! lol.  instead of steal)
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Darkensky on October 18, 2005, 11:24:17 AM
My bo or katana would win
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: CorporalStrongBad on October 18, 2005, 09:51:41 PM
I play css with my helmet and flak jacket, just to be safe!
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on October 19, 2005, 06:08:56 AM
so, you carry your bo and katana everywhere?  I am so fast, you wouldn't have time to react.
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 19, 2005, 09:28:01 AM
I play css with my helmet and flak jacket, just to be safe!


wouldnt that be weird if a stray bullet went through your screen as your were playing CS... that'd be the ultimate reality game lol
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on October 19, 2005, 10:33:17 AM
wouldn't it be cool if there were these things that made things happen.  Then we could all do what we needed to do for it to happen.  Over and over and over again.
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Fight4s on October 19, 2005, 04:45:27 PM
cole, read the sentence you wrote , could you understand what you were talking about? I doubt it...........lmao............. :headbang1:
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on October 20, 2005, 06:32:57 AM
if this confuses you it is because you have not been to the one who can tell since there were five beginning with some odd noises.
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Mekstar on October 20, 2005, 01:50:31 PM
pink dildo attack




8==========D
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on October 20, 2005, 02:39:13 PM
I'm Kelly Clarkson!!!!!!!

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Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Streetballer on November 09, 2005, 08:38:51 PM
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Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on November 10, 2005, 07:29:03 AM
kornfeed
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Fight4s on November 10, 2005, 06:35:41 PM
confusing........ :headbang1:
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on November 11, 2005, 08:58:38 AM
no it's not
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Mathius007 on November 11, 2005, 09:16:42 AM
I live in ATL....and you WIll get shot with a mask on, lol, specially if ur a white boy
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on November 11, 2005, 11:19:37 AM
shot by who. 
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 01:33:40 PM
thats ballers fav piv
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on November 12, 2005, 07:46:55 PM
which one was that again...
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 13, 2005, 02:01:16 PM
not sure... I'm spamming
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: GhostWalker on November 20, 2005, 08:20:51 PM
Yay. They are the cool kids.
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Mathius007 on November 23, 2005, 12:32:05 AM
REAL COOL      8-)  :dontknow:
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 23, 2005, 09:46:51 AM
Ninja cool!!!!
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Mathius007 on November 23, 2005, 11:21:38 PM
TURKEY DAY COOL! :headbang1:
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: vergas on November 26, 2005, 11:24:22 PM
lol
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Mathius007 on November 27, 2005, 12:23:53 AM
I spam with my pinkey out.
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on November 28, 2005, 08:45:11 AM
i probably do to.  just like when i drink.  i don't realize it until someone mocks me.
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Mathius007 on November 29, 2005, 09:29:42 PM
yeah.

Occasionaly, when wearing collared shirts, I spam with my collar up.

Somone will say "get that coler down fool!"

Bitch, I'll put my damn coller up if I want to. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Streetballer on November 30, 2005, 05:14:10 PM
yea...
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Mathius007 on November 30, 2005, 08:24:36 PM
fO'SHIZZLE.

You know u like dat collar up foooooooooooool.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on December 01, 2005, 10:43:18 AM
ugshwkl'
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Mathius007 on December 01, 2005, 11:01:51 AM
How recently an egg was laid has a bearing on its freshness but is only one of many factors. The temperature at which it is held, the humidity and the handling all play their part. These variables are so important that an egg one week old, held under ideal conditions, can be fresher than an egg left at room temperature for one day. The ideal conditions are temperatures that don't go above 40°F. (4°C.) and a relative humidity of 70 to 80%.

Proper handling means prompt gathering, washing and oiling of the eggs within a few hours after laying. Most commercially produced eggs reach supermarkets within a few days of leaving the laying house. If the market and the buyer handle them properly, they will still be fresh when they reach the table.

It is not true that freshness can be judged by placing an egg in salt water. A carefully controlled brine test is sometimes used to judge shell thickness of eggs for hatching purposes but has no application to freshness of table eggs.

How important is "freshness"? As an egg ages, the white becomes thinner and the yolk becomes flatter. These changes do not have any great effect on the nutritional quality of the egg or its functional cooking properties in recipes. Appearance may be affected, though. When poached or fried, the fresher the egg, the more it will hold its shape rather than spread out in the pan. On the other hand, if you hard cook eggs that are at least a week old, you'll find them easier to peel after cooking and cooling than fresher eggs.
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Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Streetballer on December 03, 2005, 02:48:58 PM
tra lala la la, la la la la, SPAM
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on December 04, 2005, 01:56:52 PM
ah so that is it
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Mathius007 on December 04, 2005, 02:48:00 PM
is it possible to spam without the use of any appendiges?
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on December 04, 2005, 09:12:56 PM
How recently an egg was laid has a bearing on its freshness but is only one of many factors. The temperature at which it is held, the humidity and the handling all play their part. These variables are so important that an egg one week old, held under ideal conditions, can be fresher than an egg left at room temperature for one day. The ideal conditions are temperatures that don't go above 40°F. (4°C.) and a relative humidity of 70 to 80%.

Proper handling means prompt gathering, washing and oiling of the eggs within a few hours after laying. Most commercially produced eggs reach supermarkets within a few days of leaving the laying house. If the market and the buyer handle them properly, they will still be fresh when they reach the table.

It is not true that freshness can be judged by placing an egg in salt water. A carefully controlled brine test is sometimes used to judge shell thickness of eggs for hatching purposes but has no application to freshness of table eggs.

How important is "freshness"? As an egg ages, the white becomes thinner and the yolk becomes flatter. These changes do not have any great effect on the nutritional quality of the egg or its functional cooking properties in recipes. Appearance may be affected, though. When poached or fried, the fresher the egg, the more it will hold its shape rather than spread out in the pan. On the other hand, if you hard cook eggs that are at least a week old, you'll find them easier to peel after cooking and cooling than fresher eggs.
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That still doesn't answer what came first.. the chicken or the egg?
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on December 07, 2005, 06:59:11 AM
that's a stupid question.  the egg has to come first.  To think otherwise is to not understand biology.  at all.  fuggin todds.
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on December 07, 2005, 10:57:32 AM
explain... in detail... using objects from the room...
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Mathius007 on December 10, 2005, 08:39:15 AM
The chicken came first.


What did the egg come from? It can't just magically apperar.


Therefore, it came from the chicken.
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on December 19, 2005, 12:02:22 PM
how does mutation occur?  Once you understand that, you will see that the mutation had to occur in the gametes of the chicken, which was unmutated, but through the mutation of its gamete cells created a genetically different chicken, thus the egg comes first.
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Darkensky on December 19, 2005, 06:14:00 PM
Egg from what though?!
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on December 19, 2005, 07:20:19 PM
how does mutation occur?  Once you understand that, you will see that the mutation had to occur in the gametes of the chicken, which was unmutated, but through the mutation of its gamete cells created a genetically different chicken, thus the egg comes first.

your theory is pretty sound, but you failed to use objects in the room.... so i will give you half credit
Title: Re: cs pub
Post by: Cole on December 20, 2005, 07:26:40 AM
egg being the housing of the gametes.  does not matter which sex.

and to use objects from the room, i say ... go punch yourself in the face.  That is the mutation.  the blood dripping from you face is the result of not understanding me any other way.