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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Cole on September 22, 2005, 10:13:33 AM

Title: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Cole on September 22, 2005, 10:13:33 AM
Has spam died?  Did I really kill spam?  Are the spam wars over? 

Start spamming ... BTW, I'm getting better at CS:S again.  Finally.  And BF2 pwns me.  get it get it get it get it. now.

Night, you still thinking about trying it out?  I definitely recommend it.  The next patch will make the in game server broswer better.  right now you can't even save servers to favs.  The update fixes that.

spam!
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Pistol_Pete on September 22, 2005, 11:04:33 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/thelagomorph/spam.jpg)
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Cole on September 22, 2005, 11:56:24 AM
my mouth is watering.  Pavlov would be proud.
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Darkensky on September 22, 2005, 01:48:35 PM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

 :headbang:
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Huddy on September 22, 2005, 02:16:44 PM
Skilly is a racist
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Streetballer on September 22, 2005, 09:23:25 PM
 :iamwithstupid: lmao
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Cole on September 23, 2005, 05:53:08 AM
what's the 52 for anyway? 
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Pistol_Pete on September 23, 2005, 07:50:16 PM
to come after 51 and before 53
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Streetballer on September 24, 2005, 11:02:03 AM
52 is the number of black people Skilly has beat up lol (no offense to black people)
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Cole on September 24, 2005, 04:40:38 PM
I have scared you all away from spamming.  losers!
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: WolbEm on September 24, 2005, 04:55:45 PM
No Cole, your spam sucks and it bores us :-D
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Cole on September 25, 2005, 04:31:18 PM
Sure it does...It doesn't bore me...!!!!  hahahaha...

You just can't handle the immaturity and senslesness of teh SpAM
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 26, 2005, 08:14:58 AM
nor the nonsensical ramblings of your astrophysics!!!!
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Cole on September 26, 2005, 09:57:37 AM
say what?  they are completely sensical. 


ahem.

SPAM!
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 26, 2005, 06:06:32 PM
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Cole on September 27, 2005, 04:10:40 AM
good commericial.  you must have been in band and drama in HS
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: WolbEm on September 27, 2005, 05:55:58 AM
or even worse, an energy or wetlands conservation engineer.
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Cole on September 27, 2005, 06:58:26 AM
tHAT
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: WolbEm on September 27, 2005, 07:34:33 AM
Speechless Cole?
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Cole on September 27, 2005, 08:52:07 AM
i hit the post early and was too lazy to fix it.  it was supposed to be

that's the truth.

now, one more hour, and I'm out of here....lol.  man, i love making doctor (in this case dentist) appts. early in the day, but not too early, so I get home early, and can play DoD:S.
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 27, 2005, 05:55:32 PM
good commericial.  you must have been in band and drama in HS

i was too lazy for all that... i just went home and played video games.
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Cole on September 28, 2005, 12:34:10 PM
or did you pretend to play video games, and sing about it...
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 28, 2005, 08:37:20 PM
i... uhh.... well you see.... it was like.... DAMN! foiled!
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Cole on September 29, 2005, 09:01:39 AM
Pallidin's Childhood, The Musical.

Theater of the ab-turds
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: GhostWalker on October 04, 2005, 01:12:45 PM
When you weren't looking... I threw spam at your dog.

muahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Cole on October 04, 2005, 01:51:49 PM
I hope she liked it.  If you offend my dog, I shall not threaten you on the internet.  My dog is the best.
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Streetballer on November 09, 2005, 08:50:31 PM
ur dog likes it in the dirtstar
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Cole on November 10, 2005, 07:23:14 AM
how would you even know that you sick fuck
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 03:29:01 PM
spam is great
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Cole on November 12, 2005, 07:58:14 PM
just like chocolate cake
Title: Re: 2 days with no spam...
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 13, 2005, 01:46:02 PM
but less sugar