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Title: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Fight4s on September 09, 2005, 09:45:39 PM
Be cool......... :headbang1:

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Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on September 11, 2005, 06:13:27 AM
that looks more like palladin...
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Fight4s on September 14, 2005, 06:20:13 PM
lol, have u met him? I guess I mixed you two guys, you are 2 much like twins.......lol :headbang1:
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on September 14, 2005, 06:43:34 PM
dude, i'm oriental too.
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Fight4s on September 15, 2005, 06:33:10 PM
How is that?  :dontknow:
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 16, 2005, 08:04:10 AM
that looks more like palladin...

dude i definately have more hair on my chest than that!!! im freaking italian, you must got me on a bad day with that picture
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on September 16, 2005, 08:14:17 AM
我是汉语因为我说
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 16, 2005, 08:21:40 AM
Ich Bin Ein Berliner, Motha Fucka!
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 16, 2005, 08:35:23 AM
dude, i'm oriental too.

hold on a tick... i thought you said you had red hair? i have never seen a red headed asian.... you must show a picture!
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Fight4s on September 16, 2005, 07:09:09 PM
我是汉语因为我说


lol.......Poor cole, your Chinese is almost as bad as your English.......Can't understand you..........let me try........
我是汉人 因为我说汉语.......
or.
我是想说汉语 因为我是汉人?.....
Anyway, using a very popular term in the game........."NT"
keep on trying and you will blow up.........someday.......eh....sooner or later........lmao :headbang1:
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on September 20, 2005, 09:04:42 AM
haha!

您有性與小男孩。

I see your chinese is good.
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Hitman Smurf on September 25, 2005, 03:28:00 PM
I speak a little chinese (since Im a kung-fu badass LOL) but reading is something Im still working on.
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on September 26, 2005, 09:59:36 AM
So, what does the caption in your picture say?
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 28, 2005, 10:01:04 AM
its says imma mess you up sucka, lol
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on September 28, 2005, 12:21:37 PM
I thought it said, stoopid I am.  I drink Dog piss.
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: GhostWalker on October 04, 2005, 08:36:46 AM
I'm surprised DieSoon or CSB haven't been in here yet... lol

They're the only truely Chinese people I know.
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 04, 2005, 08:43:37 AM
And how do you know I'm not Chinese?
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Darkensky on October 04, 2005, 10:55:41 AM
Maybe i am Japanese?

Maybe i am not....

But at least i am not canadian!


Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 04, 2005, 11:13:23 AM
the big bad wolf has big bad ballz



oh my!
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: GhostWalker on October 04, 2005, 01:06:09 PM
Cole, you aren't right.
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 04, 2005, 01:57:51 PM
Yes I am.  Look at them.  They are so big that Red Riding Hood is shocked!

man, that makes me laugh.  so funny.
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Hitman Smurf on October 04, 2005, 10:11:11 PM
I love enerything asian culture...I love these threads...maybe we should start an "asian stuff is cool thread".  :dontknow:
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 05, 2005, 06:12:45 AM
let's start a "Chinese Communism is really fucked up but how else do you goven a country when half of it's people still believe that Chairman Mao is still alive and leading the country?" Thread. lol. not!  Beware of the Chinese countryside. 
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 05, 2005, 08:19:21 AM
deigo pride mutha fuckas! :thebirdman: :headbang1: :headbang1:
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 05, 2005, 09:41:26 AM
ghgrgjkrt6deuitirt6
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: GhostWalker on October 05, 2005, 07:38:24 PM
I love the chinese culture too...

I have chinese in me every once and awhile.... Mostly on the weekends. ;-)
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 06, 2005, 01:00:33 PM
you're killing paladin you know...
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Fight4s on October 06, 2005, 07:39:12 PM
K' GUYS, I will  give you guys your Chinese name here.....Cole:  科尔
                                                                               Ghostwalker: 构思特沃克尔 (according to pronunciation) or
                                                                                                  象幽灵一样行走的人  (according to the meaning of "Ghostwalker")


Who else wants her Chinese name........lmao.......... :headbang1:
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Darkensky on October 06, 2005, 09:45:56 PM
I want japanese!
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 07, 2005, 10:13:59 AM
how does it feel to want?
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Darkensky on October 07, 2005, 10:14:44 AM
Kinda cold, but with a warm feeling of hope...
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 07, 2005, 10:22:36 AM
hope keeps us alive
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: diEsoOn on October 07, 2005, 10:57:42 AM
Eeeeh, since when, I become a saviour?   :-D 

Tell ur guys one thing, we got a communist in our clan..
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 07, 2005, 11:37:10 AM
Yeah, but you're not a commie by choice.  Lol.  get it.  shit was that funny..

PS:  *hope* - why is that there?  is that you're name or something.  hope yong lin ?
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Darkensky on October 07, 2005, 11:47:48 AM
COLE YOUR SOOO FUNNY!!!

Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: diEsoOn on October 07, 2005, 12:01:31 PM
PS:  *hope* - why is that there?  is that you're name or something.  hope yong lin ?

Well, there r lots of hope outthere:

..............................................................(100 hopes here.)

But actually, I just hope wont be team-flashed again. Shot me pls, dont flash, at least I can know how I died... Lmao.
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Darkensky on October 07, 2005, 12:03:41 PM
I hope coles computer breaks and his spaming stops!
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 07, 2005, 01:51:26 PM
I have 5 laptops and two desktops.  the spam will never stop.
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Darkensky on October 07, 2005, 09:21:29 PM
Time to invent the COLE virus....

 :thebirdman:
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 11, 2005, 09:00:31 AM
This is true.  I shall begin the process. 
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Darkensky on October 11, 2005, 09:21:42 AM
LoL, i was talking about me... there you go again taking the glory for yourself.

Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 11, 2005, 10:15:44 AM
I shall begin the process.  this means that you better finish the virus today, or i will kill your dog.  you don't go to jail for killing someone's dog, and it is very painful for the victim and their owner.

Now, what was that you were saying? 

Go write a SAS virus.  one that modifies the entire application structure and gives you superuser access to all db's when you use cole in the username.
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Darkensky on October 11, 2005, 11:20:28 AM
See that was wrong... don't touch my dog.  I just ninja kick your ass...

As for the virus i was thinking a worm..
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 11, 2005, 11:24:30 AM
whatever.  just crash it.

Hey!  this website is Desert Sand Mica!
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Darkensky on October 11, 2005, 11:36:06 AM
Maybe we should change the colors to fit the people in the clan... a rainbow, well most of the people
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 11, 2005, 12:17:25 PM
so what you are saying is that you think we are all gay.
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Fight4s on October 14, 2005, 04:34:58 PM
No, I think he was saying that part of us are not.........gay.......... :headbang1:
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 15, 2005, 09:40:59 AM
you have rainbows coming out of your butt
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 17, 2005, 08:36:19 AM
dude! its like a koala crapped a rainbow in my mind...... :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 17, 2005, 01:55:54 PM
what did it tell you?
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Fight4s on October 19, 2005, 04:37:11 PM
absolutely nothing..............
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 20, 2005, 06:33:18 AM
I don't want a Koala crapping a rainbow in my mind then
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Mekstar on October 20, 2005, 01:50:14 PM
pink dildo attack




8==========D
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 20, 2005, 02:39:40 PM
I'm a grown ass man.  I ain't gonna answer that!


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Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 21, 2005, 09:52:33 AM
I'm a grown ass man.  I ain't gonna answer that!




and yet you are a grown ass man with a strange obsession with David Hasselhoff
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 21, 2005, 09:54:31 AM
i just like torturing other people with my sense of humor
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 21, 2005, 09:58:39 AM
For those about to Hoff...... We salute you! :evil:
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 24, 2005, 10:53:23 AM
Beware, looking at the hoff too long will make you gay.  That's what happened to Cobra.
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Darkensky on October 27, 2005, 09:06:48 AM
Sorry to hear your brother is gay.. but maybe that was your plan all along?
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 31, 2005, 09:25:55 AM
hey if you can't keep it in your pants keep it in your family :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on October 31, 2005, 10:56:04 AM
so, you and your mother get along really well, huh?
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:53:00 PM
bump
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Darkensky on November 07, 2005, 04:16:02 PM
you and your mother bump?
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 07, 2005, 04:28:48 PM
its like throwing a hot dog down a hall way :puke:
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on November 07, 2005, 07:44:00 PM
dinner bell
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 08:31:32 PM
food is good, gunner would know
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Cole on November 08, 2005, 07:13:22 AM
yum.  food is good.  cheeseburgers.  yum.
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 09:36:41 AM
i love when the grease rolls down and drips off my chin, then my doorbell rings and Gunner comes in "DO I SMELL CHEESEBURGER?"
Title: Re: Hi,cole, look what a smart ass you are.........lmao
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 05:05:54 PM
right... hes not going on the island