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Title: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 05, 2005, 10:59:41 AM
What is dark matter?

Are there additional spacetime dimensions?  If so, witch one am I in?

Why is the sky dark at night?


Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 05, 2005, 03:30:54 PM
I do not believe black holes are made of dark matter.  What proff do you have of this!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 05, 2005, 06:02:00 PM
Really, didn't know your father was him.

So tell me, is time travel possiable?!
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Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on September 05, 2005, 06:26:33 PM
My chemistry teacher had a lesson on dark matter, but i slept through it because I never thought it would matter in my life to know what it is. But dark matter is definitley not anit matter, because one ounce of anti matter is enough to destroy this planet like 50 bazllion times over.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 05, 2005, 08:13:30 PM
DO YOU GUYS really want to know?  Cause if I don't have a lot to do tomorrow at work...
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 05, 2005, 08:39:57 PM
I have an somewhat understanding of dark matter. But please by all means post what you want to say!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 06, 2005, 06:51:35 AM
Mathematically time travel is possible depending on the model of the space-time contiunum used.  If you by into string theory, then it is.  You wouldn't survive it though.  You have to dress up like a metrosexual and encase yourself in Gucci.

dark matter is a speculation of sorts.  wikipedia can explain what it is thought to be.  basically, dark matter fills the void in the explainations of the cosmos.  Basically observations were made that made no sense.  They found radiation emmiting bodies that were affected by something, but the couldn't tell what.  It turns out there is this 'stuff' not comprised of atoms but of something else that is affected by gravity, but nothing else.  Recently (~2000) they found an entire galaxy that is so massive and is spinning so fast (as seen by radio telescopy) that it should be bright enough to be seen with an amateur telescope, but it's not there.  Pretty interesting.  Too new to be widely accepted though. 

In the deep vacuum of space, there is little matter, so somethings got to be there.... 

Dark matter could make up a black hole.  Or it could be regular matter.  Either way, it is so massive that photons cannot escape it, so if the point source is emitting radiation or not what does it matter.  All black holes are, are really massive things. 

There are many dimensions, however we are only able to percieve 4, and of that one is relative and the others are spatial.  All are perceived incorecctly.  i.e. a straight line is not a straight line.

The sky is not dark at night.  Our upper atmosphere is just not being excited by the sun's radiation. 

The whole anitmatter thing is interesting too.  When antimatter and matter come together the next energy dissipation is zero.  But it does emit radiation in the process.  Since the particle and anitparticle are gone, the enegry has to go somewhere.  In the proton case it is emmited as a photon.  Since mass stores enormous amounts of energy, if you could contain (but how...) antimatter to that level, it would emitt a lot of radiation.   CERN has been making tons of anti-protons for 3 years now.  You cannot make antimatter without making the corresponding matter.  There is thought to be areas of the universe where anitmatter is "pooled" of sorts.  Areas where there is no matter, but this is speculation..  Most of the antimatter made in the beginning of the universe was destroyed, probably broke down to smaller particles due to the emmense heat and pressure within the first second of the "big band".  This created an asymmetry towards matter, which was more robust (obviously).  After the first few seconds of the big bang, things cooled off enough that antimatter-matter pairs were no longer being created that often.  The leftover matter is what you are today. 

Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 06, 2005, 09:01:38 AM
That was a nice "post".  Reading stuff like that is always fun, don't you agree?

Just recently they found a way to travel faster then light... did u read about that one.  Ill look for the link again. 
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 06, 2005, 09:40:40 AM
Yeah.  Very interesting.  laser beams,  but not on the heads of sharks.  pulses carrying beethoven or mozart or something like that.  I am wondering though if a mistake was made.  I heard about this almost 2 years ago now, but haven't heard much of it since.  I think they had trouble reproducing the results. 
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 06, 2005, 10:22:35 AM
The article that i read was about 3weeks ago on my "Yahoo article posts". I have a crap load of them, space.com, Ap science, Reuters scienc, ect.  One of them i read that they finally made something go faster then light. 

I think that would be kinda funny, some alien hears a mest up version of beethoven or mozart and it sounds like rap muisc.  They would no doubt destory us if they heard rap music.  I least i would. :)

Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 06, 2005, 10:59:00 AM
what they did was take a regular laser and pump it through a semi condensed cesium vapor cloud.  This resulted in what was thought as superluminesence but what was really a differential gain in the wave front of the pulse.  Here is a great article on the refuting of this.  Thanks for the refresher.  I always wondered what happened to this crap.

I would imagine that this is what yahoo was talking about.  It is impossible to even reach the speed of light with anything that has mass.

http://citebase.eprints.org/cgi-bin/fulltext?format=application/pdf&identifier=oai:arXiv.org:physics/0010033
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Post by: Darkensky on September 06, 2005, 11:08:43 AM
That is good stuff.  Thanks for that article.  That has a lot more depth then what i read earlier. 

Now if they can make a gas to go faster then light, why can't they make mass go as fast?  What u say about impossiable to reach speed of light with any mass then time travel would be impossiable. 
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 06, 2005, 12:01:23 PM
Well...

They didn't make anything go faster than light.  They distorted the wave front of the laser pulse and slowed down the tail, which made its apparent velcocity appear faster.  The pulse front still actually went the speed of light, it just was distorted and picked up more photons - thus the differential gain.

All mass is, is another way to store energy.  Mass stores a tremendous amount of energy.  Thus the impact of near total energy release of a hydrogen bomb.  That's not even all the energy that could be released, and you're not talking about a lot of matter either. 

mc^2=E  where c = 299,792,458 m / s

photons, maybe quarks, other electromagnectic 'particles' (gamma radiation, etc.) have no mass but contain energy (but not as much as mass).

Now for time travel.  Time is a relative concept.  It is definitely not linear and it is manipulatable by gravity.  Put two identical mechanical clocks on a tower.  One on top.  One on the bottom.  After some time, they will show different times.  This is due to the fact that time is affected by gravity.

Now, how about this.  Is the shortest distance between two points a straight line?  Nope.  It's a curved line.  However, we percieve it as straight because of our frame of reference.  Space time is curved and that curve is dictated by mass.  It is this disruption in the relative space time continum by mass that is gravity.  So, in a space time plane, a straight line will appear curved if there is any mass present on that plane.
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Post by: flintlock on September 06, 2005, 12:04:36 PM
The whole anitmatter thing is interesting too.  When antimatter and matter come together the next energy dissipation is zero.  But it does emit radiation in the process.  Since the particle and anitparticle are gone, the enegry has to go somewhere.  In the proton case it is emmited as a photon.  Since mass stores enormous amounts of energy, if you could contain (but how...) antimatter to that level, it would emitt a lot of radiation.   CERN has been making tons of anti-protons for 3 years now.  You cannot make antimatter without making the corresponding matter.  There is thought to be areas of the universe where anitmatter is "pooled" of sorts.  Areas where there is no matter, but this is speculation..  Most of the antimatter made in the beginning of the universe was destroyed, probably broke down to smaller particles due to the emmense heat and pressure within the first second of the "big band".  This created an asymmetry towards matter, which was more robust (obviously).  After the first few seconds of the big bang, things cooled off enough that antimatter-matter pairs were no longer being created that often.  The leftover matter is what you are today. 

For those of you who actually read all of "Astro-science according to Cole" besides me (and didn't undestand a lick of it), I've hlighted a crucial part I believe.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 06, 2005, 09:58:43 PM
Cole if you were driving in a car at the speed of light and turned your headlights on, what would happen?
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 06, 2005, 10:53:11 PM
That is a great question, that would be speed of light Squared.

Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 07, 2005, 07:15:39 AM
lol.  good one.  First, you cannot drive anything the speed of light.  If "it" which you were driving had mass, it would be unable to achieve that speed without losing its mass first.  I can make you lose your mass, but you wouldn't like it.  :)

Now lets say your car is traveling really, really fast.  Like 110 m.p.h., and then you turn on your lights.  Does the light travel faster than 299,792,458 m/s?  No.  But, speed is relative, and scalar.  The light is emitted from your headlights that fast.  To someone who is in a different frame of reference/space, i.e. standing still or traveling the opposite direction, the speed component of the photon?s velocity will be observed to be higher.  However, the speed is really just 299,792,458 m/s. 

Remember that Newtonian physics applies only somewhat to quantum physics.  Also remember that the instant after the photon leaves the lighting element, the car tries to catch up to it.  To the photon, the car is basically stationary.

Consider sound waves (pressure, displacement of air).  When you go mach 2 in a  jet, at any given instant you cannot hear any sound propagated near you the instant you meet it.  However, if you talk to yourself, you can hear what you say.  So could anyone in the cockpit.  Without a radio.  Positional relativity.  Just like with the light.  If someone on the ground tried to hear you, they would hear you after you were gone, but I don?t think anyone can really yell that loud.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 07, 2005, 08:36:46 AM
so..... Joey was really going out with Stacey while Jessica was having his kid!!!! man!! and Tony's long lost sister is actually his ex-wife!! my god that all makes sense... oh im sorry cole... i make up my own stories when i get bored and pass out and bleed from the nose and almost die from reading you elaborate and almost nonsensical post........... but thanks for answering!! i get it... its all relative speed
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 07, 2005, 08:47:10 AM
http://www.electronicsweekly.com/Articles/2005/09/01/36162/Scientistsslowdown,speeduplightinfibre.htm

How about this!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 07, 2005, 08:51:27 AM
they are french they probably lied
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 07, 2005, 08:54:40 AM
Well lets wait to see what cole egghead has to say! :)

Love his answers,

it brings things into light.. haha, oh that was lame.. get it light.. uhhh....

Also Cole takes the content that that avg person does not understand and makes it into a dr.seus book....
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 07, 2005, 09:20:16 AM
Well, this is really interesting and something I actually studied in college.  Not the photonics, the electromagnetic properties of materials.  These French guys are not lying, they are telling the truth. 

Take a crystalline material with a very specific ordering of atoms.   Engineer a specific nanostructure such that photons of certain wavelength or energies (however you want to call it, it?s the same thing) cannot pass.  This is called a band gap.  You can do this with electrons too.  You?re computer?s doing a shitload of this right now.  Pnp and npn band gaps are what make up solid state transistors. 

Anyway back to our silicone crystal with the specific nanostructure such that light cannot pass through it.  Now when you make this thing, dope it with specific defects in the crystal structure and viola!  you can guide the light into a channel, and can make it so that only certain wavelengths can do it.  This is what a wave guide is.

Now, take that same principle and make some microcavities (holes) in the waveguide.  Then photons will ?pool? in these cavities .  Put a bunch of these in an array, and you can slow the propagation of the pulse (since wavelength) and group (multiple wavelengths) velocities of light.

Optics and laser beams are fascinating?
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 07, 2005, 09:33:02 AM
So after time and mastery of this "Guided light" we should be able to store data and information on light and be able to use light as a sorce of information?

Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 07, 2005, 09:44:16 AM
Yes.  The photonic equivalents of the pieces that make up a computer already exist.  Diodes, transistors, resistors (we just talked about that one) capacitors.  however, making them small will take some time.  Probably a very very long time.  The electro process people just came up with a new technology in their lithograph tool bag to go to even smaller circuit printing, so traditional fab is still alive for a while.  Everyone thought it had hit the wall, (so lets go dual core !  lol)  But using water as a dispersive media between the lens and the printing surface (for the lithography step) they can focus the light much, much sharper.  This is great!  8 GHz pentiums here we come! lol.  I wonder how you'd cool that.  Anyway, for the new theoretical minimum "wire size" you'd have to google, i don't know...
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 07, 2005, 10:44:04 AM
I think that is where the laser comes into play.   
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 07, 2005, 11:19:00 AM
see here you go.  here is where it all ties in.

electrons have mass.  flow of electrons through anything creates a lot of heat.

photons have no mass.  flow of photons through allowable media creates little heat if any.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 07, 2005, 11:23:59 PM
Okay,

So back to the other idea, car with headlights...

----Strap a light on a photon , then you can go faster then speed of light!!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 08, 2005, 02:37:57 AM
lol.  no.  light =  photon
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 08, 2005, 06:12:58 AM
yeah, so?  I can still beat you up, np.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 08, 2005, 02:21:21 PM
don't make me drown you in my blood.  again.

oh and I've been lifting, so watch out beeotch.  walking through the woods picking tics off your ass won't make you stronger.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Spikeroo on September 08, 2005, 02:37:30 PM
What is dark matter?

Are there additional spacetime dimensions?  If so, witch one am I in?

Why is the sky dark at night?

Hmmmm....

Let's see...dark matter is what comes out of my butt.  Yes there are additional spacetime dimensions but only when you take acid.  The sky is dark at night because the sun is on the other side of the Earth.

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 08, 2005, 08:00:48 PM
My new avatar has ballz
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 09, 2005, 12:37:49 AM
they are memorizing
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 09, 2005, 08:11:27 AM
is it wrong to think the asian chick is hot??
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 09, 2005, 08:21:51 AM
she's little girl.. red ridding hood.  pervert!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 09, 2005, 08:44:10 AM
is it wrong to think the asian chick is hot??

What do you think?!


I am calling you the big bad wolf ....
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 09, 2005, 08:45:56 AM
lolol
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Post by: TyDiRiUm on September 09, 2005, 10:31:15 AM
Looks like a little asian boy...? :? :lol:
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 09, 2005, 11:03:31 AM
You are still sick in the head, go get it check out!  :blob:

Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 12, 2005, 02:11:02 PM
wanna fanta, fanta fanta, wanna fanta?






Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 12, 2005, 02:36:20 PM
Dumbest commercial ever!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 13, 2005, 07:42:41 AM
it would have been dumber if there were retarded naked men in it instead of hot international beauties.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 13, 2005, 12:40:57 PM
LEAD ME MY NERD QUEEN!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 13, 2005, 02:09:57 PM
wannabe
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: TyDiRiUm on September 13, 2005, 05:26:37 PM
Cole = queen = nothing new... lol :lol:
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 13, 2005, 09:57:27 PM
I know, she is my bitch!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 14, 2005, 07:25:27 AM
don't you all wish.  ps i think i figured out what my css problem was, so watch out.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 14, 2005, 07:57:56 AM
Your CS:S problem was in your head, or you just never set the fire button. 

Now you can work on your aim!

Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on September 14, 2005, 11:45:46 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9341431/page/2/

Maybe this is a worm hole, and they don't even know it!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 16, 2005, 09:08:06 AM
Space..... the final frontier.....




dude... space shit rocks... i mean it bogglesthe mind to try to fathom just how much is out there.... and how much we dont know..... are we really alone in the world... that is a pretty hard question to answer but even harder to try to think of this planet as the only one to be able to sustain life.... Remember, Keep Watching the Skiis..... i mean Skies



Im Lenord Nemoy.... Good Night
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 20, 2005, 09:06:47 AM
Nature rocks.  I need a subscription. 

And I bet paladin causes light to warp around him. 
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 28, 2005, 10:05:24 AM
you'd be surprised how many times as a joke i would say Beam Me up, Scottie and then actually be inside a space ship... its crazy... and space rocks more than nature.... nature can get boring....



did anyone watch the Simpson last night... i believe it was the 6:00 pm on Fox.... they showed a clip of the simpsons sitting on the couch the started to pan back with the camera... showed the house, then town, then country, then planet, then solar system, then, the milky way, then  bunch of galaxies, then the galaxies acting as electrons, then atoms, then DNA chains, then vessles, then skin, and then they end with a shot of homer's head... it was just like wow, what if that is all real. what if we are just a small molecule on something else like a dog or somthing
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 28, 2005, 12:20:17 PM
i've seen that simpson's before.

so, how's the anal probe thing been working for ya'?
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on September 28, 2005, 08:45:29 PM
painful..... the one alien keeps referring to himself as Bubba... :puke:
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on September 29, 2005, 08:56:38 AM
just relax and enjoy it.  like chris walken
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: GhostWalker on October 04, 2005, 01:44:38 PM
What is dark matter? I don't know... you tell me.

Are there additional spacetime dimensions?  If so, witch one am I in? Hell.

Why is the sky dark at night? Yes. But in some parts of Alaska its dark during the day. Same as China.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 04, 2005, 01:48:41 PM
everything is relative.  Absolutes, if they exist, can not really be shown.  i.e. we have come close to recording absolute zero, however we have never reached it.  We probably never will.  It exists only as a concept - a probably false concept.  there are more than the 4 dimensions we live in, the three spatial and time. You cannot percieve them, so they can only be proven mathmatically.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 04, 2005, 08:42:10 PM
Right now we can not live in spatial and time but humans are advancing... someday..

Will it be machines or mind that takes us places?
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on October 04, 2005, 10:02:06 PM
Ok heres one for you....

If the same matter cannot exist in the same space at the same time what do you think would happen????

a rip in the space time continum??? the end of the universe as we know it??? nothing??? is time travel even possible(flux capacitor does not count LOL)???

P.S. "When this baby hits 88 M.P.H. your going to see some serious shit!"
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 05, 2005, 06:06:08 AM
???

i don't understand the question?  What will happen if what?
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 05, 2005, 08:16:36 AM
I guess the question is:  Will hitman ever get that brain he wanted from the wizard?
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 05, 2005, 08:21:10 AM
how do you find out if a girl has a boyfriend w/o actually asking them  :mrgreen:



i find this question much more relavant
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 05, 2005, 08:22:44 AM
Hahah,

Hand them a note, that always worked in middle school... on this note say :  Do you like me, and make them circle one.. yes or no.

Didn't a teacher do that to you cole?!

Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 05, 2005, 09:34:28 AM
You grow a set of balls and ask her out on a date you fool.  If she has a bf, she rejects you.  Just make it so it's not awkward, but you probably can't do that since you are you.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: GhostWalker on October 05, 2005, 07:57:05 PM
Atleast you care.

Some guys are like, "O well. Date me too." Pfft, effing retards.

Then I tell them that my bf would crack open their skulls.

Everyone thinks he's violent...  :dontknow: O well.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 06, 2005, 12:48:38 PM
they are retarded.  They need to deface your bf's character, be there for you emotionally while it happens, and take complete advantage of the situation.  tha's how a good sociopath would do it.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 06, 2005, 12:50:56 PM
WOW!

Thats just to funny.. cause its not me!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 06, 2005, 01:11:11 PM
you mean, you're not a chick?
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 06, 2005, 01:12:35 PM
Wow, your a quck one...

You have aids, from cobra.....
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 06, 2005, 01:14:50 PM
nope sorry, just not true.  neither of us have aids.  I still don't think cobra will have sex with you even if you want to.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 06, 2005, 09:58:32 PM
HA LIES

your kinda cute though cole...  :notworthy:
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 07, 2005, 06:34:45 AM
um. ok.  didn't know you were a homosexual.  good to know, now stop looking at my ass.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 07, 2005, 09:14:10 AM
I just can't help it.. ITS HUGE.. your kinda fat when your eating..
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 07, 2005, 10:08:32 AM
and when i'm not eating?  hey, go have another cheesesteak and panzoratti
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 07, 2005, 10:12:32 AM
mmm chessesteak....

chicken wings and real blue cheese.. mmm
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 07, 2005, 10:17:33 AM
and you do know what a panzoratti is, right....
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 07, 2005, 10:18:36 AM
I do, don't like them..
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 07, 2005, 10:21:06 AM
wow, that's queer.  they are pretty good if you know where to get them...i used to have this guys at work who got them for us.  awesome shit.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 07, 2005, 11:40:08 AM
CHICKEN WINGS

now thats good
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 07, 2005, 01:49:24 PM
now i'm hungry.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 07, 2005, 09:23:05 PM
Thats cause your "blackhole" of a stomach needs energy....

you kinda remind me of fatbastard.. from austin powers
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 11, 2005, 11:29:03 AM
yeah, they had me as a consultant for that film.  I showed them how to properly eat a baby.  and get it properly in your stooomack. 
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 11, 2005, 11:32:51 AM
Is that one gulp or two...
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Post by: Cole on October 11, 2005, 12:16:11 PM
that's the thing.  no gulping.  it's like doing a funnel, and you let the baby crawl down in there.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 11, 2005, 03:28:11 PM
you guys should just get AIM and talk to each other.... lol.... you take up way too much thread space
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 12, 2005, 08:14:47 AM
Fuck that.  This is for prosperity.

Plus Adder and I have an idea for a coffeetable book.  No one here can take the idea.  We sue, then hurt you.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 12, 2005, 10:39:27 AM
I believe seinfeld all ready made that.  So they would sue you first.

you guys should just get AIM and talk to each other.... lol.... you take up way too much thread space

Why would we do that, then no one could see our posts.  We give good information once and awhile.  It would be a crime not to post in here!

(Plus gives me more spam points!)
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 12, 2005, 10:51:16 AM
no, cramer's idea was to have a coffee table book of coffee tables that was a coffee table (it had little fold out legs.)  I would have bought it if they made it.

My idea was to take all of the spam and turn it into a coffee table book.  It would sell millions.  Adder was gonna be a partner.  We'd have to give some money or all the money to the clan though, or whoever has legal ownership of the forums.  Maybe they could cut a deal with us.
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Post by: Darkensky on October 12, 2005, 12:55:10 PM
So publish nonsence and make millions for it.. i get it. 

Not bad, but you would have to pay me a little more, my words are worth more then cobras
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So publish nonsence and make millions for it.. i get it. 

Not bad, but you would have to pay me a little more, my words are worth more then cobras
 
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no, cramer's idea was to have a coffee table book of coffee tables that was a coffee table (it had little fold out legs.)  I would have bought it if they made it.

My idea was to take all of the spam and turn it into a coffee table book.  It would sell millions.  Adder was gonna be a partner.  We'd have to give some money or all the money to the clan though, or whoever has legal ownership of the forums.  Maybe they could cut a deal with us.
 
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I believe seinfeld all ready made that.  So they would sue you first.


Quote from: Paladin_Godfather on October 11, 2005, 05:28:11 PM
you guys should just get AIM and talk to each other.... lol.... you take up way too much thread space


Why would we do that, then no one could see our posts.  We give good information once and awhile.  It would be a crime not to post in here!

(Plus gives me more spam points!)
 
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Fuck that.  This is for prosperity.

Plus Adder and I have an idea for a coffeetable book.  No one here can take the idea.  We sue, then hurt you.
 
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you guys should just get AIM and talk to each other.... lol.... you take up way too much thread space
 
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Can you dig it, SUCKA?!

Never! Damn the broccoli, Damn you, and Damn the Wright brothers!!
 
 
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that's the thing.  no gulping.  it's like doing a funnel, and you let the baby crawl down in there.
 
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Is that one gulp or two... 
 
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yeah, they had me as a consultant for that film.  I showed them how to properly eat a baby.  and get it properly in your stooomack.   
 
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Thats cause your "blackhole" of a stomach needs energy....

you kinda remind me of fatbastard.. from austin powers
 
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now i'm hungry.
 
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CHICKEN WINGS

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wow, that's queer.  they are pretty good if you know where to get them...i used to have this guys at work who got them for us.  awesome shit.
 
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I do, don't like them.. 
 
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and you do know what a panzoratti is, right....
 
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mmm chessesteak....

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Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 13, 2005, 01:07:44 PM
haha, that is the single most annoying thing ever!! :puke: :thebirdman:
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 14, 2005, 02:39:18 AM
you see, when i first invented the technique, i was going to call it "thread killer", but the draw of spam is so great to the mindless mad masses (how's that for 0438 aliteration?) that is never kills a thread.  It just give you scroll finger a work out.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 14, 2005, 06:46:11 AM
here's a question:

What does your poop taste like? 
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on October 14, 2005, 08:51:13 AM
 :thebirdman: :thebirdman: :thebirdman:



1,000 bitches!!!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 18, 2005, 05:53:51 AM
Shit, somewhere in there i hit 3,000 !!!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 18, 2005, 06:56:08 AM
Congrats on the 3000, you should minus all the spam attackes though... copy and paste isn't that impressive
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 18, 2005, 09:56:44 AM
You know nothing of the art of spam and spam killing. 

The first spam attack happened back in June.  It was invented by Cobra.  It was something to marvel at in its simplicity, yet effectiveness.

The cut and past thread killer techniuque was developed back in August by yours truly.  It is intended to kill a thread, or have a mod delete the thread.  It works very well also. 

The Hoff was invented by (to my knowledge) Darthbeavis, the crazy midget from NBF.  I haven't been there in a while.  I should go there later.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 18, 2005, 11:23:09 AM
ohh, you like the hoff

You should send that to me.. i would like to post that in my football league
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 19, 2005, 10:59:17 AM
The hoff is full size.  right click and save as you nub!

You've been Hoffed!

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Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 19, 2005, 12:44:34 PM
I shall kill you
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 20, 2005, 06:24:55 AM
whatever nub....

maybe I can play some css tonight.  I have a lot of probability problems to work through though..
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Mekstar on October 20, 2005, 01:54:53 PM
pink dildo attack




8==========D
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 20, 2005, 02:36:43 PM
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Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on October 27, 2005, 09:07:59 AM
 :bs: :cool1: :bs:
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on October 31, 2005, 11:28:08 AM
but mek does love teh hoff.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 10:39:48 AM
Im  on your spamming six cole  :flamed:
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on November 03, 2005, 01:35:22 PM
Hitman has the hoff in his wallet
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 01:45:59 PM
The hoff rules!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on November 03, 2005, 01:46:41 PM
the limbic system
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 01:51:08 PM
uh..ok...pointless...true spam good work.  :notworthy:
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on November 03, 2005, 02:29:58 PM
cole brain on drugs?
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Post by: Cole on November 03, 2005, 02:40:08 PM
on nootropics
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on November 03, 2005, 02:48:20 PM
tropical skittles where made to please the homos.. are you pleased cobra?
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on November 03, 2005, 02:50:38 PM
damn that is a tough one.. swedish fish, tropical skittles..

do you like three musketeers?
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on November 03, 2005, 02:55:03 PM
you suck on everlasting gobstopers?
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 03, 2005, 03:10:43 PM
screw skittles m&m's are where its at.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on November 03, 2005, 07:23:03 PM
Lies, i like chips and dip
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 03, 2005, 08:54:47 PM
honey glazed vagina is always good to snack on :notworthy:
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on November 04, 2005, 07:16:32 AM
um.  sure.  i have two pirate rubber duckies on my computer setup at work.  beat that with a stick
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 04, 2005, 09:40:08 AM
i have a poster that has a picture of a girl with a nice rack in a bra.... the title is Focus on Your Goals..... the undertext says, but dont get caught focusing! :notworthy:




(http://www.tiggysribticklers.com/images/goals.jpg)
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 04, 2005, 02:26:58 PM
Paladin you have a one track mind...get laid...for all our sanity.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on November 07, 2005, 01:06:53 PM
I think he is gay, he posts this stuff just so we think he is straight
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 02:05:29 PM
lol i agree, clearly he didnt see the sign that says "NO FAGS ALOUD" when he entered the clan  :-D
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on November 07, 2005, 02:46:39 PM
you saw it, and thought to yourself ... "hmm, i better not be too loud then."
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 02:47:15 PM
SPAM
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Post by: Cole on November 07, 2005, 02:51:07 PM
alright
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 02:52:03 PM
alrighty then
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 02:55:33 PM
hmmmm  :|
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 03:03:08 PM
mmhmmm and the SPAM is getting dull
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Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:04:36 PM
to many emoticons
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Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 03:06:04 PM
 :mrgreen: slackers way out
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:06:45 PM
shut up island boy  :-D
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 03:07:54 PM
MIDGET WHORE
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:23:39 PM
smurfs arent midgets.were...uummm...smurfs!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on November 07, 2005, 03:24:24 PM
smurfs are just as small as ants.. does that say something to you
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:25:16 PM
naw...smurfs are to cool and blue to be hurt by your pointless words of disdain.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on November 07, 2005, 03:27:41 PM
smurfs can't swim either.. so go drown!
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:28:10 PM
what exactly is a darkensky anyway????
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on November 07, 2005, 03:29:42 PM
Darken sky

Lighting, angry sky, rain, anything you want it to be
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:30:25 PM
aww so your rainy...  :crybaby:
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on November 07, 2005, 03:31:16 PM
don't forget the lighting strike.. and darkeness.. smurfs are afaird of the dark
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:31:34 PM
naw.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Darkensky on November 07, 2005, 03:31:58 PM
 :blob: :booty: :bs: :crybaby: :cya:
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 07, 2005, 03:33:02 PM
 :iamwithstupid:
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Streetballer on November 07, 2005, 08:54:27 PM
i googled it and found it was nothing, so i guess hes nothing
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Cole on November 08, 2005, 05:52:44 AM
damn.. anitfreeze.
Title: Re: Questions for people to answer:
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 09:44:30 AM
did it freeze?
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Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:58:09 PM
nah... its good