The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: COBRA COMMANDER on August 30, 2005, 10:25:25 AM
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Post ur Wish list of things to do before you die:
1. set foot in every continent
2. go on an african safari
3. retire at 30
4. FLY a plane
5. Drive and Indy car or take a Super sport bike on a closed track
6. contract hepitids C from Pam Anderson
7. learn to play guitar like Slash
8. Pwn TE's Dream team 5 vs. 1 using only a tmp and no armor
9. learn and master stoppies and wheelies on my bike
10. sky dive
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ehehhh, plan to get my sky dive license next year...
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1. go k/d =1.00
2. get PhD
3. write a virus that disables electronics based on political support views
4. learn java while drinking java
5. buy a m3 or m roadster
6. more cowbell, more laptops
7. invent a way to make lsd out of childrens toothpaste and carrot juice, etc. Publish on all children's websites
8. rehabilitate xtc and trydirium with clockwork orange tactics deployed by adder so they (X and Tyd) stop having gay man sex with one another
9. make an army of robots with very poor AI and laser beam helmets
10. make a de_RockawayMall map, oldschool and shit.
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haha ohh shit, you lived near there? I was about to accept a job at best buy over there.
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yup. you should have taken that job. I'd have to pay a visit the next time I go back to see the folks.
I've had recurring dreams about the rockaway mall (the way it was in the mid-late 80's) my entire life.
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Rockaway Mall Rats... REPRESENT!
lol.
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Hahah you guys got baked and rode the escalators at the mall didnt you?
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i didn't ever do any drugs until college. but yeah... and then I'd go to radioshack. I was a dork mall rat.
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1. Marry... someone..... hopefully :|
2. FBI agent.... i'll settle for CIA but they suck
3. Beat Guild Wars... i've had the game for months now and i still havent done it... its go time
4. Meet Christina Scabbia and/or Leah Remini (the wife in King of Queens, now that is an italian girl ;))
5. Find a flying carpet.
6. Take over a country..... in platemail.... whilst wielding a long sword.
7. Take over the world.... maybe not in platemail... but we'll see how it goes :)
8. Write a book on Cole's rambling about dark matter and anti matter
9. Get a kill on Death Adder, ive played with him about 7 times and i have yet to kill him
10. Make sure Elite Prophet returns..... i dont care if he is 67... he will come back!!!
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did you know that there is a flying carpet at the bottom of every bottle of tequilla?
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:headbang1:
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but in order to ride it you have to dose three hours before you drink the tequilla
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thats not cool... i just wanna take it and sing "A Whole New World" from Aladdin!!
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but then you'd be a homo.
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Elite_Prophet.... or my brother as he is also known... sang that for a tryout in a play and got a lead role because if it... Aladdin is amazing... and Princess Jasmine is hot
:notworthy: :thebirdman: :notworthy:
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I used to want to fuck Jasmine when I was 10... :lol:
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Elite_Prophet.... or my brother as he is also known... sang that for a tryout in a play and got a lead role because if it... Aladdin is amazing... and Princess Jasmine is hot
:notworthy: :thebirdman: :notworthy:
Who let these guys in the clan. Nighttrain, gunner, widow, kong, nem, what gives man? lol. Alladiin is amazing...? wow. "This one time at drama camp...stuck a script in my..."
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dont let your feelings overwhelm you..... we all know you wanted a piece of Aladdin's ass!
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what is wrong with you?
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i could go on for hours.... next thing your gonna tell me is you dont like Toy Story! :thebirdman:
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I bet palladin's #1 wish is to see a porno with Kelly Clarkson effing Eric the Midget.
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kelly clarkson is a damn fine woman.... i;d like to see a porno of her effing me! :evil:
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hrmphh....
1. Graduate from NJIT in electrical engineering.
2. Go skydiving
3. Spend an entire summer backpacking across europe and staying at family's house. (happening this summer)
4. Go to an exotic location.
5. Invent a time machine.
6. Live in California.
7. Fuck Carmella Decesare
8. Invent a popular alcoholic beverage, even if its only popular for a decade. Like red bull and vodka was in the 90's.
9. Punch the guy i can see jogging down the street from my window whom appears to be wearing a man bra.
10. Design a car, like the one homer simpson designed.
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1. get masters degree in maths
2. get Ph.D in maths
3. automate my house
4. become fluent in C++, JAVA, French, German, Russian, Japanese, Perl, Bash, etc.
5. win the lottery - at least 200 million.
6. control people with my thoughts
7. move objects with my thoughts
8. protect the oracle
9. become a pro gamer
10. have a continent named after me, or maybe a race of people.
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9. Play hard go pro.
Well if you want to control people with your thoughts, i want to become a super saiyan like in Dragona Ball Z.
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go cal m to i in css
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your first goal should be going o to m vergas
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why wish for things when you can make them happen..... jeez! :headbang1:
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1. Dance under the stars (I'm a sap, shut up)
2. Pwn all of the elders (not all at once, mind you) :flamed:
3. Hike... somewhere pretty.
4. See the northern lights
5. GET OUT OF NORTH CAROLINA!!!!
6. Graduate from College with a Degree I will use and enjoy
7. Make millions with that/the degree(s)
and thats just the short list...
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why does everyone neglient flying... magic carpet aside.... how bad ass would it be to fly!
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in my continent I shall be King. I deem it The Law to have fios in every home. Also, those who buy gaming rigs and log on an average of two hours a day only have to pay .25% of the taxes everyone else has to, until 95% of the population are gamers. then I raise everyone's taxes collectively to pay for mass psych. health care benefits.
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I wish for:
No debt due to school,
CS:S become a virtual game... (Screw the keyboard and mouse, lets make it real)
Buffallo Bills win a superbowl
Buffalo Sabres win a stanley cup
Thats it for now...
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Buffallo = Even Canada doesn't want it. Go drink out of a pond in Orchard Park. You'll glow for decades.
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Who cares about the buffalos?
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No one does. That's why early Americans slaughtered them all. I blame it on the Chinese though. They were the ones that built the railroads...
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I am from buffalo, and its lake erie that you would glow, not Orchard Park..
Buffalo is an all american city....
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where again is Love Canal? I lump Niagra in with Buffallo. Just like N. NJ is lumped in with Manhattan.
And you guys think Jersey is dirty. ha! i scoff at the. Hm.. what to do tonight for fun. I'm thinking ma_cexec darkensky unbindall
muwahahhahaaaa
I could bind that to half the keys on my keyboard.
I should have said hamilton park i guess. but orchard park is a fun place so my friends that lived there say. lol.
i'm just busting on you. I know that Buffallo is an all american city. I knew many all american kids from there. the funny thing about the buffallo area is that it is mandatory for the youth to start drinking at 13. no exceptions. you lush.
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Well crap, i missed out on the drinking when i was 13.
I guess i made up for it going to canada when i was 19, then realizing for two years canada is a shitty place. But i do have to say you have great casinos.
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i wish for the SPAM topics to never end :)
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you better not be calling me canadian.
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you are so canadian..... ya hooser.... why dont you go play Hockey and speak french!!
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He said it not me....
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actually, i think i am going to learn French. I think i will start with the CD's, and then pay for a class if I need to.
And hockey rules, you tool.
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I'm going to learn Chinese.
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super!
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great!
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aaaaaaaight
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YIPPIE!
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*hhhoooouuuu let da dawgs aut. wof wof."***009
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last word!
your name shall not be last posted normore
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swayat?
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i am typing to fast .. have all these windows open. Everything is becoming one!
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You are learning well grasshopper.
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Thanks mantis..
i do what i can.. thrusday - monday is going to be slow .. i will not be around!
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so you'll be square?
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more like circle...
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how about octagon? :dontknow:
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if you are not round, how the fuck can you be a circle.
nub.
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touche
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douche
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bush
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ummm tequila
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oh yeah
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yup... good shit...