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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Cole on July 25, 2005, 07:09:59 AM

Title: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Cole on July 25, 2005, 07:09:59 AM

It's  a love affair.  Mainly Jesus and my laptop.

i need to go through some old cd's when i get home.

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: GhostWalker on July 25, 2005, 09:56:25 AM

Sounds interesting.

Is your laptop made of stone and glows?

Does it crash when you find yourself looking at porn?

How many hail marys do you have to say to it before it loads?

Hmmm.... what a not so modern marvol... lol

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Cole on July 25, 2005, 07:14:51 PM

You guys need to listen to more Ministry.  Ghostwalker is too young to know who allain jorgenson is probably...lol  :headbang1:

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: WolbEm on July 25, 2005, 07:49:50 PM

Jerry Lewis is the devil...... dinga-ding-dang-my-dang-along-ling-dong

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Cole on July 26, 2005, 03:29:22 AM

yes he is.  see drop is cool.  he knows that the mind is a terrible thing to taste.

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Cole on July 27, 2005, 06:12:48 AM

techno- logic

lol

Hey, give me a call.  You know I like daft.  I have all their shit.

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: GhostWalker on July 27, 2005, 07:36:40 PM

Quote from: Cole on July 25, 2005, 07:14:51 PM

You guys need to listen to more Ministry.  Ghostwalker is too young to know who allain jorgenson is probably...lol  :headbang1:

Correct.

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Cole on July 28, 2005, 03:36:26 AM

I just realized that if your profile is correct, then you are the same age as my little cousins.  lol.  Cobra we're getting old.  They're going to college this year.  lmao!  :blob:

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: CorporalStrongBad on July 28, 2005, 08:21:23 AM

hey, i will be going to college next year, but im pretty old too, damn usmc

CSB

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Cole on July 28, 2005, 09:54:57 AM

yeah, the other kids will call you the creepy old guy...  you should ask them if they can get you drugs and then call the cops on them.  damn whippersnappers.

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: GhostWalker on July 28, 2005, 06:50:30 PM

Or you could just study and not ask for drugs or know who has them???

O sheesh, what is this world coming to...

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Cole on July 29, 2005, 07:27:08 AM

I wrote a long winded reply before about abuse being the hallmark of liberty (former lord chief justice hailsham) and how consentual crime litigation is destroying the foundation of this country.  Also in there was a quip at how the purtians started it all, and they came for religious freedom, and then continued to murder those with different religious beliefs in public executions.  Kinda says somethign about humanity, doesn't it.

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: TyDiRiUm on July 29, 2005, 07:17:02 PM

Your welcome Cole. No problem building a computer for you... :lol: 8-)

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Cole on July 31, 2005, 05:51:48 AM

ty jesus

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: GhostWalker on August 04, 2005, 07:52:23 PM

I think you guys need jesus... lol

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Cole on August 05, 2005, 02:56:53 AM

jesus was the messenger of a concept that 90% don't understand and will always refuse to.

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: GhostWalker on August 05, 2005, 09:55:23 AM

I'm agnostic... so I believe there is a "way" somewhere... I just don't know where to look quite yet.

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Cole on August 05, 2005, 10:02:17 AM

You already know the way.  This is all you need to know.

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: TyDiRiUm on August 05, 2005, 11:29:02 AM

Jesus owns joo... 8-)

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Cole on August 05, 2005, 01:35:26 PM

joo. hmm.  this sounds antisemetic.

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Streetballer on November 09, 2005, 11:20:07 AM

screw church, only Moondog goes to church

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Cole on November 09, 2005, 01:54:35 PM

???

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Streetballer on November 09, 2005, 02:30:06 PM

lol ignore that

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Cole on November 09, 2005, 07:12:48 PM

ministry (the band ) rawks

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Streetballer on November 09, 2005, 07:13:25 PM

ok u goth queer

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 03:47:11 PM

jesus is gay... so is baller

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: wonder. on November 07, 2006, 06:45:59 PM

SPAM (to beat hate)

Title: Re: Jesus built my laptop
Post by: He_Hate_Me on November 09, 2006, 03:03:16 AM

I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH