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Public Forum => Talk Back => Topic started by: Mekstar on July 01, 2005, 11:18:47 PM

Title: Comcast Blows!
Post by: Mekstar on July 01, 2005, 11:18:47 PM
the lovely people over at comcast think that a 9 hour cable outage due to a insagnifigant rainstorm is a shure fire way to keep customers happy. mad props to the comcast tech's who i am shure worked ever so hard to patch up the severed lines or whatever the heck happend. thumbs up for the quality $40 a month digital cable that skipps and shutters worse than my very first sony Compact Disk player from 1989. and an ever bigger thumbs up for the extra $40 a month "High Speed" internet that causes the most awesome amounts of high latency during CS, not to mention the whopping 4MB ( actually 348k ) downspeed. rock out with your cocks out comcast youz ems bez the menz! comcast smells like the wreched dog do do on the bottom of my vans after i havent changed my socks in 2 weeks. FiOS you smell like a rose garden with my girlfreind on all fours waiting for me to dive in. here i come you sexy fiber optic 21st century peice of internet heaven.

b.t.w. if any of you were wondering where i was today call 1-800-comcast there ever so helpfull you might even learn how to reset your cable modem FOR FREE! wow what a deal. fucking dick rods eat my hairy digleberry infested ass cavern you dirty theiving sons of bitches!      :thebirdman: Comcast...
Title: Re: Comcast Blows!
Post by: StangGT on July 01, 2005, 11:24:08 PM
u mad?
Title: Re: Comcast Blows!
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 02, 2005, 04:00:56 AM
lol stang... I think he is a lil mad.

Steve
Title: Re: Comcast Blows!
Post by: hammertime on July 02, 2005, 09:09:29 AM
The real price of Comcast is really $24.99 a month for internet. All you gotta do is call their cancellation department, say you want to switch to DSL, and they'll offer you that price for like 6 months or so to get you to stay.  :headbang1: