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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:31:17 AM

Title: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:31:17 AM
In this post I shall Multipost.  This thread is intended for me alone.  This is a new world spaming order.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:32:26 AM
OH yeah.  redefining spam as we know it
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:32:58 AM
That is correct.  However, there is a 15 second rule in effect.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:33:44 AM
Yes.  The fifteen second rule states that one cannot post mutliple posts in under fifteen seconds...
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:34:05 AM
Well, that's kinda stoopid.  what the hell does that accomplish?
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:35:22 AM
Well, it disallows a bot or any other entity from DOS attacking the forums with excess traffic.  I think of it as a denial of spam.  it is a good thing.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:36:00 AM
who the fuck are you?  martha stewart?
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:39:31 AM
ah hahahahah.  Yeah right.  well, w/e gonads and strife gonads and stife gonads strife.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:40:06 AM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:40:34 AM
You're supposed to stay out of my thread you hoser.  take off, eh.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:41:47 AM
Or I'll make you watch re-runs of "you can't do that on television" until you puke a mouse into a beer bottle and get hypnotized while playing hockey dressed like a storm trooper.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:45:27 AM
15 seconds per post.  times 4 15 second intervals in a minute times 60 minutes in an hour = 3,600 posts an hour.

That's the max.  So a bot could outpost death in an hour.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:45:56 AM
OMFG

This thread is so leet.  Even Cobra got in on it.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:46:59 AM
I love the weeeeeee flash.  It just brightens my day every time I see it.  It is killer.  lol lmao.

If you don't know what I'm talking about it's posted above on albino black sheep.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:48:14 AM
I just figured that if I was gonna post on top of post today that I'd keep it mostly contained in one thread.  I've been wanting to do this now for some time.  spamming is like a drug to me.  It keeps my brain activated at a low level.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:48:59 AM
When you're a kid and you want to have fun,

but you ain't got drugs yet...

You hold on for your life.  You hold on to your gonads....
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:49:51 AM
Wow, two pages of spamsterbation.

See yet another Good Word.  Spamsterbation.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:50:29 AM
I'm gonna go refill my coffee and talk to some people.  I'll be back, dont' worry. 
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:51:15 AM
i just ponded my coffee like it was a miller lite.  wtf is wrong with me.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:51:34 AM
Nothing dude.  That is perfectly normal.  I do it all the time.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:51:58 AM
Wow, 20 seconds between those posts.  That is cutting it close.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:52:36 AM
PS:  If you get pissed off by spamsterbation, do not.  I repeat...do not open this thread.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:53:29 AM
OK.  Since Cobra is on, it is time to check up to see if he has posted in any other spam threads.  Gotta have the last word. werd.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:53:50 AM
Well, maybe I'll get three pages first.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:54:08 AM
How many posts will fit on a page?
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:55:51 AM
I'm not sure.  I would think that it should depend on the length of the post.  Actually now that I think of it, I would say no.  It's not like that.  That would be illogical due to the various graphical setups one can have on their machine.  So it's probably a set number like 20.   I'll have to count.  I wish you could change that in your profile.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:58:32 AM
I am at war.  with myself.  this is so awesome.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:59:29 AM
It has been less than 15 seconds since your last post.  You are a foho loser.  If your name is Tydirium punch yourself in the face...again.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 06:01:30 AM
Shit man, three pages is never gonna get here.  Anyone else have Dilbert delivered to their email? 

Here's yesterdays.  I haven't recieved today;s yet.

(http://www.comics.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2004069450629.gif)
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 06:03:07 AM
In seven more posts I will have hit 1200.  That's not too shabby, is it Tydirium.. .  Don't even think of touching my post count you jealous biatch.  800 more till I start catching up. 
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 06:03:26 AM
Maybe I'll put all 800 useless posts right here.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 06:04:17 AM
Sweet 3 pages.  I should try doing some 'stream of conscienceness' posts.

Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 06:07:36 AM
my head is hurting, light from monitor is too bright, is causing eye focus problems.  my phone.  if it rings, they can leave a message.  i am feeling dissociated right now, must be neruotransmitter depletion.  need to take choline/inositol and maybe some ginko.  coffee later gotta go
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 06:55:31 AM
ok, o'm back.  I made the coffee, now i must imbibe it.  I think I shall take a spam break, drink some coffee and look up some more flawless reviews of my new Ansus n71v that's on it's way.  It is torture, but fun torture.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 08:20:18 AM
This is like a blog about nothing.  And it is not interesting, so if you are reading this....you are wating your time...
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 08:21:19 AM
Yeah, but that is what the concept of "spam" is all about.  Messages that you don't want or need.  At least you get to watch grandma get repeatedly kicked in the head.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 30, 2005, 05:51:07 PM
You will never be labeled any type of Spam "king/price/winner" since you spam to yourself all day. Thats like you starting your own web thread up and you being the only person with a membership and calling yourself the spam king of yourself... Its pointless bro? :?
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on July 01, 2005, 02:47:12 AM
No, not pointless.  The point is to raise my post count like a good little spam whore.  See.  Now, go punch yourself in the face.  I have all day to kill.  I need some other people to post in spam, but they are scared away by the insanity of what we are doing.  They do not understand the fun involved in replying to every message.  I would do this every chance I had if some other people would just reply.  btw.  I am king, and my name is the last post every time you log on.  It's making you crazy, isn't it.

It's good to be the king.  lol.  Actually tho.  Death is the only king amongst us, since he has benevolent power.  He can delete our accounts on a whim, call it a computer glitch and make us start over.  Now, let's go hijack his radio show...
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on July 01, 2005, 10:59:38 AM
multiple posts in a row is not the good way of spam
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 12:14:42 PM
insert stupid post dissing someone here

Steve
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 06:03:01 AM
yeah, i got dissed by two spam wannabes.  really offensive.  Why don't you guys try spamming, and then we'll see.  In the mean time, after I finish all 9 pages...

And if I ever run out of posts, I always have this one.  It is mine.  Stay away Ty and xTc.  You do not understand the spam.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 06:53:16 AM
do I?

of course you do.  and so does weverybody else.

are you sure?

yup, sure as shit.
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 09:38:35 AM
talks to self? nope

Steve
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Cole on July 13, 2005, 02:52:05 AM
even if you never extenalize it, every human being has an internal dialogue.  This is part of what make us human
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 05:50:06 PM
ok...
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:11:13 PM
SPAM KING
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: wonder. on November 07, 2006, 07:05:40 PM
SPAM (to beat hate)
Title: Re: Coles Muli-Post Spam Thread
Post by: He_Hate_Me on November 09, 2006, 02:30:44 AM
I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH