The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:31:17 AM
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In this post I shall Multipost. This thread is intended for me alone. This is a new world spaming order.
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OH yeah. redefining spam as we know it
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That is correct. However, there is a 15 second rule in effect.
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Yes. The fifteen second rule states that one cannot post mutliple posts in under fifteen seconds...
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Well, that's kinda stoopid. what the hell does that accomplish?
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Well, it disallows a bot or any other entity from DOS attacking the forums with excess traffic. I think of it as a denial of spam. it is a good thing.
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who the fuck are you? martha stewart?
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ah hahahahah. Yeah right. well, w/e gonads and strife gonads and stife gonads strife.
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php
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You're supposed to stay out of my thread you hoser. take off, eh.
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Or I'll make you watch re-runs of "you can't do that on television" until you puke a mouse into a beer bottle and get hypnotized while playing hockey dressed like a storm trooper.
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15 seconds per post. times 4 15 second intervals in a minute times 60 minutes in an hour = 3,600 posts an hour.
That's the max. So a bot could outpost death in an hour.
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OMFG
This thread is so leet. Even Cobra got in on it.
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I love the weeeeeee flash. It just brightens my day every time I see it. It is killer. lol lmao.
If you don't know what I'm talking about it's posted above on albino black sheep.
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I just figured that if I was gonna post on top of post today that I'd keep it mostly contained in one thread. I've been wanting to do this now for some time. spamming is like a drug to me. It keeps my brain activated at a low level.
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When you're a kid and you want to have fun,
but you ain't got drugs yet...
You hold on for your life. You hold on to your gonads....
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Wow, two pages of spamsterbation.
See yet another Good Word. Spamsterbation.
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I'm gonna go refill my coffee and talk to some people. I'll be back, dont' worry.
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i just ponded my coffee like it was a miller lite. wtf is wrong with me.
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Nothing dude. That is perfectly normal. I do it all the time.
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Wow, 20 seconds between those posts. That is cutting it close.
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PS: If you get pissed off by spamsterbation, do not. I repeat...do not open this thread.
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OK. Since Cobra is on, it is time to check up to see if he has posted in any other spam threads. Gotta have the last word. werd.
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Well, maybe I'll get three pages first.
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How many posts will fit on a page?
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I'm not sure. I would think that it should depend on the length of the post. Actually now that I think of it, I would say no. It's not like that. That would be illogical due to the various graphical setups one can have on their machine. So it's probably a set number like 20. I'll have to count. I wish you could change that in your profile.
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I am at war. with myself. this is so awesome.
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It has been less than 15 seconds since your last post. You are a foho loser. If your name is Tydirium punch yourself in the face...again.
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Shit man, three pages is never gonna get here. Anyone else have Dilbert delivered to their email?
Here's yesterdays. I haven't recieved today;s yet.
(http://www.comics.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2004069450629.gif)
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In seven more posts I will have hit 1200. That's not too shabby, is it Tydirium.. . Don't even think of touching my post count you jealous biatch. 800 more till I start catching up.
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Maybe I'll put all 800 useless posts right here.
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Sweet 3 pages. I should try doing some 'stream of conscienceness' posts.
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my head is hurting, light from monitor is too bright, is causing eye focus problems. my phone. if it rings, they can leave a message. i am feeling dissociated right now, must be neruotransmitter depletion. need to take choline/inositol and maybe some ginko. coffee later gotta go
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ok, o'm back. I made the coffee, now i must imbibe it. I think I shall take a spam break, drink some coffee and look up some more flawless reviews of my new Ansus n71v that's on it's way. It is torture, but fun torture.
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This is like a blog about nothing. And it is not interesting, so if you are reading this....you are wating your time...
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Yeah, but that is what the concept of "spam" is all about. Messages that you don't want or need. At least you get to watch grandma get repeatedly kicked in the head.
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You will never be labeled any type of Spam "king/price/winner" since you spam to yourself all day. Thats like you starting your own web thread up and you being the only person with a membership and calling yourself the spam king of yourself... Its pointless bro? :?
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No, not pointless. The point is to raise my post count like a good little spam whore. See. Now, go punch yourself in the face. I have all day to kill. I need some other people to post in spam, but they are scared away by the insanity of what we are doing. They do not understand the fun involved in replying to every message. I would do this every chance I had if some other people would just reply. btw. I am king, and my name is the last post every time you log on. It's making you crazy, isn't it.
It's good to be the king. lol. Actually tho. Death is the only king amongst us, since he has benevolent power. He can delete our accounts on a whim, call it a computer glitch and make us start over. Now, let's go hijack his radio show...
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multiple posts in a row is not the good way of spam
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insert stupid post dissing someone here
Steve
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yeah, i got dissed by two spam wannabes. really offensive. Why don't you guys try spamming, and then we'll see. In the mean time, after I finish all 9 pages...
And if I ever run out of posts, I always have this one. It is mine. Stay away Ty and xTc. You do not understand the spam.
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do I?
of course you do. and so does weverybody else.
are you sure?
yup, sure as shit.
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talks to self? nope
Steve
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even if you never extenalize it, every human being has an internal dialogue. This is part of what make us human
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ok...
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SPAM KING
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SPAM (to beat hate)
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I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH