The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: COBRA COMMANDER on June 25, 2005, 05:45:50 PM
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i vote for miller light, its less filling and tastes great, its also the true pilsner, brewed for the choicest hops for premium taste. now go buy a 30 pack or to and miller light will pwn u
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Hands down.. Guinness
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It needs no explanation
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I'd go with Miller also mainly b/c thats what I got started on and still drink to this day. :lol: :headbang1:
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I drink a lot of different beer... I like them all
Steve
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I'm startin to just like straight shots of shit more than downin a couple beers... :lol: 8-)
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scotch... take a glass... fill it up and drink
Steve
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LoL, I tried it. Not a pretty sight the first time until I got used to it, lol... :lol:
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lol... you dont get used to it... you either love it or you dont
Steve
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Nah, I puked the first time only b/c I drank it 2 fast. Second time I slowed down and drank even more and was cool... :lol: :headbang1:
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I have only puked once from drinking... and that was because I had a 60onze of vodka... straight.
Steve
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LoL, bet that was a pretty sight also... I once downed some Yagers with some other Peach shit and mixed it with red Gatorade and don't even remember how many glasses of that shit we made (a lot is all I know), and I puked it up l8ter. I was freakin out cause all my puke was like blood red from the gatorade but I didn't think of it at the time since I was wasted. I though I was pukin up gallons of blood, lol... :lol: :puke: :lol:
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lol... mine came out with unchewed macaroni and cheese...
Steve
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NASTY dude, lol.... :puke: :lol:
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it was funny... first time and only time I puked
Steve
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what, did u just "inhale" the macaroni or somethin? lol :lol:
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I dont chew my food... never have... never will
Steve
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HAHA, must have a big mouth... Use it for anything else there Death? :?
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ya licking pussy
Steve
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While a dick is in there at the same time? lol :lol:
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lol... yeah sure :roll:
Steve
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Must be a mouthfull....lol :lol:
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sure is...
Steve :binky:
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Gay homo...lol :lol: 8-)
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yeah... we all know...
Steve
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I didn't. I'm glad I didn't know u were gay. Now its distgusting... :puke: :lol:
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yeah it is... now you gonna go see the pics in talk back?
Steve
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once you take a piss break i will. 8-)
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I wont... I dont do that
Steve
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I will not let you overrun the Spam section just cause you want me to go look at some girl you "claim" is your g/f... Stop postin for 5 minutes and I'll go look. :lol: 8-)
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lol claim? right... I'l say the same when you post pics of your gf
Steve
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difference is I'll make her hold a sign up of my name like Lunch did. 8-) :headbang1:
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well if thats what I gotta do... I can get that done
Steve
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Do it, we'll make it the "iniation" process into TE from now on...lol :lol: :headbang1:
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lol... yeah... sure
Steve
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That would definately make us unique and make even MORE people want to get recruited...lol :lol: :headbang1:
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and make us all dedicated members
Steve
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and prove whether or not xTc is really gay...lol :lol: 8-)
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yeah that would be hard for xtc... I make this a challenge to him
Steve
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LoL... FAILED! :lol: 8-)
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well have to wait and see... maybe he can get his sister.
Steve
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We should all put money in and see if x can get a picture of a females naked breasts with his name in the pic, lol... :lol:
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now that is impossible... I dont even know if he can get a hooker to do that
Steve
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LoL, that would be sad dude... :lol:
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yes... very sad for him indeed.
Steve
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Were gonna make him go murder some1...lol :lol: :|
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yeah... that would be something very fun
Steve
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murder is not good. unless done for the right reason. that right reason can only be power (money, fame, religion, etc.)
lol. redrum.
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And those reasons there don't basically cover every previous murder? :? :lol:
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that was the point jackass.
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murder is very good... dont ever say murder is bad
Steve
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alright guys, i know this topic somehowed changed to murder, but guess what we can all be happy that beer and murder go together, quite often. If youll notice the charts where alcohol is involved in a homicide youll see quite a trend sorta like this :
| / /(beer consumption)
| / /
| / /
| / /
| __/_/
| / /
|_/__/(horrible murders)
| /
|/___________________________
now on that note, i think that the miller lite kids are clearly a misguided disgruntled group of poorly funded minors who cant afford the finer tastes in life. My theory is simple, beer that comes in a green bottle is good. Now my favorite beer type happens to be hefenwiezen, particualary unfiltered. I love the sam adams company for there great job at creating a nice hefenwiezen, also you should try their white ale when it comes out around christmas. Now on that note, my favorite beer of all time is the sam summer. When it comes out i rush to the store to buy my first six pack. I love this stuff with a lemon. Now at the the end of every seasonal beer there is a mad dash for me to get a hold of as many cases that my basement can hold that i can consume before they go bad. Thats usually around 4 cases. Now i know that sounds self centered and somewhat greedy, but who cares, i love it. Several other beers that you gentlemen should try are:
otter creek (a micro brewing company out of middlebury, VT on the Otter Creek)
Red Hook -BLONDE (their best in my opinion) -esb -IPA -black porter (they are local to NH)
Smuttynose
Casco Bay (A micro brew out of casco bay, ME)
Shipyard (very good if you can get the variety pack, includes light, stout, and old thumper, a dark ale for those guiness lovers)
....shit i could go on for a long time this should keep you busy for a few weeks. PEAcizzzle
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wow very nice... I completly agree... after a few beers and some heavy metal on... I just wanna break shit
Steve
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hell yea, you shoulda seen what i got arrested for breaking after a bad night of drinking ahahha
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screw that period @!!!! i meant to write something but my wrist caused the touch pad to hit th epost button!
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hahaha... well I thought it was cool
Steve
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its on like donkey kong bitches i OWN THIS POST
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bah you own nothing this is my house
Steve
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MAH HOUSE NUCKA OUTTA MAH FACEeee
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lol with your 55 posts your talking down to me... muhahaha get a life... jk
Steve
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BASTARD YOU WIN THIS ONE, but only because security is escourting me out of work, WHO THE HELL FIRES ON A FRIDAY BEFORE JULY 4th
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lol.. I do... muhahaha
Steve
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im go shopping, ps im reposting my beer stuff not us aruguing so that people can read it, i spent 5 mins on that shit man. haha <3
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alright guys, i know this topic somehowed changed to murder, but guess what we can all be happy that beer and murder go together, quite often. If youll notice the charts where alcohol is involved in a homicide youll see quite a trend sorta like this :
| / /(beer consumption)
| / /
| / /
| / /
| __/_/
| / /
|_/__/(horrible murders)
| /
|/___________________________
now on that note, i think that the miller lite kids are clearly a misguided disgruntled group of poorly funded minors who cant afford the finer tastes in life. My theory is simple, beer that comes in a green bottle is good. Now my favorite beer type happens to be hefenwiezen, particualary unfiltered. I love the sam adams company for there great job at creating a nice hefenwiezen, also you should try their white ale when it comes out around christmas. Now on that note, my favorite beer of all time is the sam summer. When it comes out i rush to the store to buy my first six pack. I love this stuff with a lemon. Now at the the end of every seasonal beer there is a mad dash for me to get a hold of as many cases that my basement can hold that i can consume before they go bad. Thats usually around 4 cases. Now i know that sounds self centered and somewhat greedy, but who cares, i love it. Several other beers that you gentlemen should try are:
otter creek (a micro brewing company out of middlebury, VT on the Otter Creek)
Red Hook -BLONDE (their best in my opinion) -esb -IPA -black porter (they are local to NH)
Smuttynose
Casco Bay (A micro brew out of casco bay, ME)
Shipyard (very good if you can get the variety pack, includes light, stout, and old thumper, a dark ale for those guiness lovers)
....shit i could go on for a long time this should keep you busy for a few weeks. PEAcizzzle
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IT MESSED UP MY GRAPH@! see the original post fuck
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muhahahaa... I own yall
Steve
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lies, you just have more spam up here, whoopee di doo, i try to make relevant points ?
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why you get let go? that sucks man...
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it was a joke, i was just leaving work lol. i was more interested in writing posts, and heading home early
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Smuttynose is some good shit, so is Otter Creek and Red Hook and dont forget Saranac... but they pale in comparison to Guinness
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Im a college student so i play games, so i drink Genuine miller draft lite. Its great for chugging, and its cheap. Better than natural ice.
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xtc dont chug...
Steve
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blue
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purple
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red is better :thebirdman: :headbang1:
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you 'chug' , no one 'chugs' BONG THAT SHIT. secondly natty ice is far superior. done.
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chug chug chug
Steve
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I'll drink any kind... I've tried so many different kinds.
Steve
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jamaicans should just stick to making malibu rum. Those commericials pwn.
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lol... you probably wack off to them commercials
Steve
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The best beer I've ever had was in Germany. The reason is that everyone and their mother brews over there, so you can pretty much only get fresh beer. Any micro brew over here is usually pretty good, unless they start doing gay ass shit and putting tons of fruit in the beer.
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fruit in the beer?
Steve
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yeah, you've never had that before? Lots of beer do that. It's when they try to make the beer taste like strawberries...it's like wtf, go punch yourself in the face.
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k were canadian and will not allow fruits in our beer we take this shit seriously
Steve
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they are most likely desert beers, and they ARE GREAT. you guys should all try a rasberry lambic ale. they make me want 10, but they are mad expensive. You get them after a whole hardy meal at a nice restaraunt. Yalls should skeedaddle on down and get your drink on.
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lol... gay bars... I assume theres a few around here... and it will grow now
Steve
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dont you own a gay bar death?
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:mrgreen:
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:lol: :headbang1:
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:sunny:
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fuk your stupid emoticon.
-Cole, the emoticon hater.
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I'm still the king :thebirdman:
Steve
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yeah, i got pissed off by my stupid errors
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i like Miller Genuine Draft
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beer is good