The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: COBRA COMMANDER on June 14, 2005, 01:48:24 PM
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you have 15 min before this message will slef destruct
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drink till you puke then pub it up
Steve
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did you notice it is raining? also, did you work today?
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its raining a lot here too
Steve
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nice... you got to love the rain
Steve
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Call me later and let me know if you got stuck......thunder sqaulls dude.
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dont call him... yell at him
Steve
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wheres the "other" option?
Other: Find a hooker and fuck the shit out of her, then run away quickly! :lol: 8-)
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lol run away with diseases... hahah
Steve
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thats why u gotta find that hooker that looks like Jessica Simpson. Least it'll be good, haha :lol:
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hahaah right... I still wouldnt fuck her... I wouldn't risk it
Steve
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BS you wouldn't. I guess it depends on what the disease is though...
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yeah... really...
Steve
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You would fuck Jessica Simpsons if she had herpes, gonneria, etc...lol :lol:
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nah... seriously... never
Steve
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Oh, excuse me. You KNOW you would fuck BRAD PITT even if he had herpes and gonneria...lol :lol: 8-)
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lol now that is something xtc would love...but me... not really
Steve
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well, somethin along those lines... :lol: :-P
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I have an idea bro. How about closing this thread.
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bah just one more place to spam
Steve
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NO. This is almost seeming like work.
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Ya know Cole, I never thought of it that way, but I think your right... :headbang: :lol:
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let me vote. I vote for kayaking.
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That shit gets you in shape FAST. All the arm and upper body workout shit man, I've done that quit a bit. I can EASILY tell a difference in tonage after doin that for a month. :lol: :headbang1:
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Where do you go kayaking? I go to wawayanda state park, its a crazy ass trip going fromone side of the lake to the other, and back.
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I used to do it in Florida around the Tampa area. Right under their huge bridge there, the Golden Gate Bridge. TONS of water underneath that shit. :lol:
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I want to go to cabos san lucas.
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I want to go to the Playboy mansion right now, but I can't. I'll have to wait until I become famous in the porn industry in a couple of years when I'm doin Briana Banks... :lol: :headbang1:
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Shes got some big ass tittas.
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She is the perfectly formed woman. :headbang1: :downtown: Pretty face, great skin, nice hair, huge boobs, flat stomach, nice tan, etc... :downtown: I couldn't ask for anything more. Plus as a bonus, SHES RETARDED! PERFECT! :lol: :headbang1:
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you like that dont you.. retards. Is that your fetish? Trying to nail retards?
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Nah, you just don't have to try with retards. They don't fight about it. LoL :lol:
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TRY TO PULL A WHEELIE ON YOUR BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO! that would be funny u falling offand shit...blood haha i would smoke a joint and laugh my ass off
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WTF dude? LoL, that wasn't even close to topic. Then again, its you. Your a spam whore, so I guess it dosen't have to... :lol:
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Tydirium....do you even know what the threads are about anymore....lol
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I just try to reply and sound smart, which dosen't work EVERY thread... 8-) Geez, give me a break. :lol:
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I dont think it works in ANY thread.
Steve
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No, only the threads I follow YOUR posts into...haha :lol: 8-)
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I am chaning the subject of this thread. This is called a hijack, which under the usual circumstances is a big forum no no. But, TE provides us with a wonderful venue to waste time, energy , and effort....
Describe what you think Ty and his girlfriend REALLY look like: (and xTc, leave the fantasies about his cock out of it..)
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ty and his gf? ok... well seeing he has a pic of a hottie as an avatar... his gf is not even close to that hot... which makes sense... since he needs the avatar to stay satisfied.
Steve
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I was thinking maybe something like this.
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wow... having any problems at the metal detector?
Steve
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yeah, wtf. That pic is disgusting.
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hahaha cole... dont say that bout your wife.
Steve
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I will kill you. You have disrespected my honor.
I'll still have to post up some pics. My wife doesn't want her picture on the net for some reason. I have to respect that. So instead i give you this:
(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/122903/i-want-to-touch.gif)
Now, that website is a definite Gem of the Net in case you've never been there before.
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tell her we will keep her pic away from xtc... so he dont have any material to use.
Steve
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No, I just use the avatar to remind me of my girl until I can get an actual picture of her up there... :lol: :headbang1:
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yeah... lol... stop talking get the pic
Steve
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You'll see fools... :lol: :headbang1:
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oh another spam war?
Steve
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No, pics of my bangin girl... 8-)
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post them... now... spam spam spam
Steve
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NO...CAMERA... TO POST THEM WITH! FUCK.... I will soon... 8-)
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c'mon you can get a camera phone... WTF... so easy
Steve
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Yea, I'll just go BUY a camera phone...lol :lol:
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yeah why not?
Steve
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With what fucking money? I'm moving shortly and a lot of money is goin into that... :-o :-( 8-)
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bah... I'm sure you could afford it...
Steve
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Give me the money and I will be able to afford it. :lol: 8-)
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I aint giving you shit
Steve
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I will MAKE you then... With the force... :lol: :headbang1:
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what force? you aint got no power.
Steve
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Yeah Ty. Go read a book on the power of persuasion.
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I AM the power of persuasion :lol: :headbang1:
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I am on a spam strike here at work
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spam strike? c'mon cole
Steve
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not this morning. i just ran out of posts since everyone was on a hiatus.
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oh ok... cooll
Steve
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another day of spamming. I am so tired though.
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im not, i can go on, and on, and on
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no you can't you have to eat mcd's
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only need 1 hand
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lol... thats all you'll ever do