The Elders' House of Pain

Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Cole on June 14, 2005, 01:32:50 PM

Title: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 14, 2005, 01:32:50 PM

wewt..ahem.   i think the db is overheating..

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 01:33:47 PM

No such thing as TOO MUCH spam... Thats why its called SPAM! 8-)

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 01:35:44 PM

yeah this spam is fun.

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 01:36:48 PM

Cobra, I dare you to take Death on in a spam war. I want to see you cry like a girl, lol. :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 01:38:21 PM

LoL  :lol:

Death-1
Cobra- -1

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 01:40:31 PM

lol I win... I am the master

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 01:41:21 PM

You only win b/c Cobra commited suicide... :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 01:42:43 PM

lol so... I made him do it..

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 01:43:42 PM

No he did it b/c he was sad... :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 01:45:15 PM

lol... did his goldfish die

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 01:46:58 PM

wow he is back... YAY

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 14, 2005, 01:54:55 PM

i eat little shits like you for breakfast

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 02:01:38 PM

You eat shit for breakfast? Nasty...lol :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 02:02:21 PM

bah... its alright... heard its good...

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 02:03:38 PM

Fucked up bro... :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 02:04:40 PM

lol... well you should try it one of these days

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 02:26:10 PM

You can have my shit if you like it that much. I don't use it :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 02:28:02 PM

bah I really dont use mine either.

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 02:28:37 PM

But you just said you eat shit? :?

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 02:31:13 PM

no that was cole

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 02:31:43 PM

no that was you :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 02:33:24 PM

no go read it... do it quick

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 02:34:11 PM

you go read it and stop postin. go watch those videos and stop postin for 5 minutes. 8-)

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 02:35:39 PM

no never... I can do both though.

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 02:37:34 PM

You proly gotta piss like a racehorse right now but are 2 afraid to leave the computer, lol... :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 02:38:58 PM

lol maybe... you never know...

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 02:55:31 PM

Thats why I got my girl right here...lol :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 02:56:56 PM

lol nice... they are all pretty good on their knees

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 02:57:32 PM

Nah, I've had some bad BJ's... :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 02:59:20 PM

yeah but still I mean it dont matter... god should have made them come with knee pads

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 02:59:59 PM

Extra padding in their knees...lol, that would of been nice... :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 03:02:26 PM

yeah they could stay down there much longer.

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 03:03:30 PM

And not bitch as much for one... :lol: Wah wah wah, its to big. it hurts... wah wah wah  :lol: 8-)

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 03:06:47 PM

lol... yeah... I never heard that one... wonder why

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 03:07:25 PM

I get it all the time...wonder why

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 14, 2005, 03:09:08 PM

lair.  stop photoshopin'... all of you.  seriously.  gosh. :bs:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 03:10:56 PM

photoshop? lol... yeah clay is bad

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 14, 2005, 03:11:44 PM

i was never informed of this thread eiither, and several several more.

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 03:13:07 PM

well get working

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 14, 2005, 03:13:32 PM

you have a lot of catching up to do.

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 03:14:27 PM

yes xtc you sure do

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 03:23:51 PM

Yes x, Death wont leave me alone with posting and he keeps calling you a raging homo and a gay fag and shit. Whoop his ass or somethin dude... 8-) :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 03:25:33 PM

lol I just have nothing better to talk about... heheheh

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 05:08:40 PM

yea I can see...

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 06:03:30 PM

but atleast I was talking... thats all that matters with spam

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 07:58:36 PM

At least make some sense for the rest of us here dude... 8-)

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 15, 2005, 02:50:03 AM

monkeys are cool

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 15, 2005, 08:53:33 AM

 :crybaby: :blob: :binky: :argue: :roll: :oops:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 15, 2005, 08:55:28 AM

Chasing the xTc.  This is what it is like to be a crackhead.

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 15, 2005, 02:36:02 PM

Thats what its like to be on shrooms.

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 15, 2005, 06:53:02 PM

Yo, I swear that joint ain't mine officer!! Its....its....xTcs!!! :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 16, 2005, 03:12:56 AM

Dude, I think you are eating the wrong kind of shrooms.

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 16, 2005, 06:08:34 AM

lol... I think I haven't spammed much since our big spam war. this is post 1900.

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 16, 2005, 07:16:28 AM

I have an idea for a book.  Who owns the rights to this forum.  With proper marketing, this could make a great social example of today cyber slacker - coffee table book.  Of course I wouldn't buy it, i'd dl it from someone - but that's the point.

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 17, 2005, 09:39:34 PM

well... yeah... I suppose night, hong, widow and nem probably have the rights...

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 18, 2005, 11:51:43 AM

And xTc would buy 10 copies...haha :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 20, 2005, 05:35:24 AM

I say lets make it.  German style.  Ever see their books on websites and shit.  All artsy and glossy papered.  Just printours of splash pages, that's all.  It's "design art"


This is "spam peotry"

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: meli! on June 20, 2005, 07:09:57 AM

i could wipe the floor with your asses with with spam trust me   :thebirdman:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 20, 2005, 07:38:36 AM

spam poetry... hahaha cole ... nice one.

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 21, 2005, 07:47:31 AM

The Fable of the xTc

Once upon a time, in a land far away lived a little boy named xTc (his mother didn't love him and he's Polish).  xTc used to post a lot of spam.  Then people started making fun of him, so he stopped for a while.  He used the excuse that his homeowrk was too tough.  Cole offered to help him.  xTc was too much of a slacker to use the forums to further his scholasitc career and emotional growth.  People called him gay because of his many weird comments about Tyridium's cock.  This cock would wake him up every morning with the raising of the sun, but alas xTc would not spam.

The moral of the story is spam your ass off, so you don't become gay and have to touch Tyridium's chicken.

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 21, 2005, 11:25:21 AM

lol cole... fucking nice... you should write a book

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 22, 2005, 04:06:39 AM

Naw, I'd rather learn perl better so I can write spiders.  Let the proggie write a book for me.  I honestly think that idea is gimmicky enough to sell a few copies.  Then after the Today show appearance I'll wake up in the morning and say to myself. "if only I had more time".  Until then, no perl for me.  Perhaps this would be a good summer project.  However, that would mean less spamming.

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 22, 2005, 12:10:16 PM

yeah wish we could make a program that makes us money...

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 23, 2005, 07:27:28 AM

Yeah, freelance programming is a goal of mine.  I have stopped studing this shit though ever since I started playing CSS.  And now add WOW and PSP and Spam.  I have to bring my computer books to work and do that here. 

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 23, 2005, 09:06:50 AM

lol... you dont need wow and psp...

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 25, 2005, 06:50:12 PM

Coles a nurd... :lol: 8-)

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 26, 2005, 02:43:31 PM

nerd? maybe...

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 26, 2005, 02:46:41 PM

no, nurd. Not "nerd"... :lol: :headbang1:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 26, 2005, 02:47:08 PM

what about turd.

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 26, 2005, 02:48:06 PM

Thats acceptable also... :lol: :headbang1:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 10:14:58 PM

cool... as long as its acceptable.

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 08:18:56 AM

i am not usually accepted.  hey my fence is here i think...

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 11:18:21 AM

WTF? fence? :? :lol:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 05:05:50 AM

Yeah.  cedar 6 foor privacy

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 29, 2005, 08:45:23 AM

foor privacy? :?

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 09:13:28 AM

floor.  wow.  mispelling words is a great spamming tactic.

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 29, 2005, 10:36:10 AM

Cole is ghey :lol: :thebirdman:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 29, 2005, 01:07:06 PM

He may be "somewhat" smart, but most of the time hes just plain retarded... :lol: :thebirdman:

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 04:19:29 AM

Dude, i am not slow with projects.  Do you have any idea how fucking long it takes to dig a three foot deep hole and sure up a post and then pour 100 pounds of concrete in there.  you prob. do, and I can't do all twelve in one week after work.  besides I'm waiting for you to come up for the summer nationals, and then you're finishing the prject up while I drink miller lite and throw shit at you.

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 12:25:47 PM

fucking spamzors is the shitnitz

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 05:30:49 AM

if you say so.  read the posts a little you ho.  lol...

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 09:46:37 AM

no NEVER... lol

Steve

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on July 12, 2005, 06:31:13 AM

aw, come on biatch

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 08, 2005, 10:55:45 AM

Isnt it obvious??? look at this posts start date

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Toofy on November 08, 2005, 11:07:57 AM

I am the poland in these spam wars

And cole, save your energy, I could just vomit on him while he's doing it...

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Cole on November 08, 2005, 02:25:42 PM

yup, it comes in waves, but not like a whale.

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 05:09:27 PM

kk

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:14:20 PM

spam... spam... spam

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: wonder. on November 07, 2006, 08:54:01 PM

IM SPAM KING!

Title: Re: Spam Wars
Post by: He_Hate_Me on November 09, 2006, 02:24:28 AM

I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH