The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Larry Flint on June 13, 2005, 09:26:11 PM
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xtc wtf is your problem why the fuck do you type in so many damn threads. jesus fucking christ all that is just bullshit that no one reads just stop being a post whore
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i love larry.... Paladin are you just finding random TE member and sayng you love them.... I love Larry! :notworthy: :notworthy:
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LoL Larry... :lol:
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Damit! No more spam in Spam Central... I demand it! lol. and yeah, xTc stop posting so much so that the poor people can post too. Oh and so jesus christ can post too. And you need to dress as an early 90's guido for halloween this year. Z. Cavaricchi!
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Larry where the fuck have you been ?
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well lets see first my comp was blown up by my bro. got that fixed then i got arrested and my mom stole my moniter so i stole hers and she said if i didnt put it back i will never have a computer again unless i buy it myself so i am just checking things out on her comp from time to time
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Wow, bummer abou the monitor man.
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Arrested for what? Give me details, and dont tell me its for pussy shit.
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ok well lets see where should i start with how much pot i had or what time it was in the morning or how high i was?
well that night i had just bout a quarter ounce not to big but big enough for 3 ppl. so i was smoking since like 6 pm and right before i got arrested i had just smoked 2 blunts in my car total bake out within an hour of each other(never opened the windows). so me and my two buddies where really fucked my one friend couldnt open his eyes(he was on other drugs). so like 5 mins after the second blunt we ran out of drinks and munchies. so we cruised to the closest OPEN! gas station. let me say this was at about 2 in the morning only cause i know i was in the police station for about and hour or more before my cool as momy and daddy came to get me. so back to the gas station. we pull in and 5 sec later a cop pulls in and my friend walks up and starts talking to him cause my friend is cool with cops and tried to get us off the hook. well the cop was not buying this shit so he came over and i roll down my window and my buddies said the smoked just rolled out my car. long story short he finds a bowl 2 roaches and no weed cause i hid that in my head liner. so their you go
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LoL, good shit dude... :lol: :headbang1:
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Too much. next time, stay away from places like that. Cops hand out there for a reason. You're the reason. lol...I had a couple friends in college get busted the same way.
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Next time just run into the woods.
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Next time just fight the cop and steal his gun! :lol:
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In other words, be like thug.
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No, next time start singing White Stripes songs and pee on the cops leg. You have to plan ahead, ya' know.
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wow I thinkI have left this thread for too long...
Steve
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no you haven't. You see, the point of my poor wit was that doing something like that makes you look crazy. It is better to spend time in therepy than being forced to take it in the ass.
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what about I just kill myself? really... option #3
Steve
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how about i tell all of you that i have not recieved a fine in the mail yet and it has been over 2 weeks going on 3 usually when i get arrested for drinking or other stuff diffrent subjects i usually get my fine a week later so i am almost out of the clear and still nocking on wood to hope and pray i get no fine so i can have money for more weed
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You seem to know everything about that shit bro, lol... :lol: :headbang1:
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so i havnt got a fine yet and im a totally free man cause i have 500 in the bank wich will well cover the fine if it come or if it doesnt i have started a good deal on buying a new car by sept
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$500 for a new car? :? Just a guess, but I'm not sure how reliable a car your goin to get for that price bro...lol :lol:
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I sure hope you're like 16. Then 500 buck is a lot of cash to have banked. I'm figuring that's what you are. Now go get a real job, slacker! Take the pissing on cops advice seriously. Take it from Adder, when ever he gets mad at himself, he pees on himself and then all is forgiven.
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exactly... and my bank account is -1000 plus I owe over 15k in loans... now I wonder why I can't get a credit card.
Steve
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chapter 11
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Jesus dude, wtf are the loans for? PORNO? :lol: 8-)
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well im actually 17 going on 18 real soon and i have a full time jobe i get paid atleast 300 a week under the table wich i only make 6 bucks a hours sucks and also 500 is jsut a good start cause i had 0 two weeks ago cause all i do is spend it on drugs and sometimes my drug habbits reachs further than pot so i blow it quickly but im looking for a 4,000 car in sept so i can spend allot on dope and still save that much buy then
ha adder my brother has that problem from his college loan. he never finished his first semester and owed for a whole year what a loser
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And sometimes other than pot, lol.. I love your brutal honesty dude... :lol: :headbang1:
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lol. Druggie! I love it. Well, hopefully you still make something of yourself larry. Nothing kills a party like a loser meth head on acid looking for Jesus behind the heating vent.
"he's in there! the messiah. wtf. open. open. god, they're crawling all over me. Some one get me a knife, I need to cut out the bugs. I can't meet Jesus looking like this...ahhhh ahahah ahahhhhhhh"
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lol... drugs? hell no
Steve
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damn i only did meth once cause i didnt have any coke so im not that bad that jesus wants to talk to me he is still to cool
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Yes, jesus is cool! :lol:
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Be cool. Stay in school. Just say no. Nancy Reagan wants to dry hump you.
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say no? lol... xtc dont have to say no
Steve
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get out the ky for nancy xTc
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haha :lol:
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but then it's not dry, is it? retard.
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hahaha cole and me.. in a war...
Steve
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yeah, i should be going home, but I can't. well, you'll definately be able to wait me out on this one since I have some errands to run before I get on home.
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well I have a few things to do today... like go get the mail... the post office is 2 houses away
Steve
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Damn bro, that could take you ALL DAY! :lol:
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No shit..
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No shit? Really? :? :lol:
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lol nah it only took me a couple of hours :P
Steve
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are you stuck in a wheelchair from the accident?
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No, hes stuck at his computer desk... Doctor said he has to stay there for 5 years to completely heal...lol :lol:
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lol. that's a long time.
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nah... its peanuts... I'm happy... I got sunshine in a bag
Steve
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well, i'm useless, but not for long.
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well you never know
Steve
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The future is holding strong it's holding on
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well Cole, ur gonna cry when u see how much spam u gotta catch up with
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nope. i'm ok with it
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mhmm well ill spam a bit more i guess
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spam more