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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Cole on June 10, 2005, 05:06:11 AM

Title: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on June 10, 2005, 05:06:11 AM

Dude, this really worked on me kinda.  I got all relaxed and started to drift off into lucidity.  Weird.  Just realx and follow the directions, it's pretty cool.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=923

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 10, 2005, 07:18:48 AM

I have a feeling that an aborted fetus is going to pop up in it. or some other scary shit.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on June 10, 2005, 07:19:58 AM

Yum.  That would be too cool.  So, I guess you didn't do it.  I think I am still hypnotized.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 10, 2005, 07:23:23 AM

It feels kinda cool though. I was anticipating some damn thing like an aborted fetus to pop up.  :-P

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: meli! on June 10, 2005, 08:02:09 AM

mooooooooo

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 10, 2005, 08:30:20 AM

post if you tried it, and tell me how it feels.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on June 10, 2005, 09:47:57 AM

it feels so good.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 10, 2005, 03:52:44 PM

ummm...

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 11, 2005, 10:35:45 AM

Ive been around the internet too long to see that coming. I fooled everyone into seeing deez nuts, but all of you are shocked at that shit.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 11, 2005, 06:18:49 PM

Its just that no one likes you xtc, thats all bro... LoL :lol:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 11, 2005, 07:02:48 PM

I see.  :-(

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 12, 2005, 11:53:22 AM

Oh yea, forgot to say j/k... lol  :lol:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 12, 2005, 02:07:00 PM

Well i would hope so.  :-(

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 12, 2005, 03:40:15 PM

O stop pouting ya baby, lol  :lol:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 12, 2005, 08:04:37 PM

I have a better optical illusion that freaks you out even more. Because with that one you know some wierd shit was gonna pop up, but like this one they start showing all these subliminal messages, then playing this song backwords and its saying the our father or something in a creepy voice, and all of a sudden you see some freaky shit.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on June 13, 2005, 04:25:50 AM

well, effing post that spam.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 13, 2005, 08:12:38 AM

spam? what spam?

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 10:29:59 AM

spam backwards is maps.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 13, 2005, 10:36:34 AM

maps? why would we want maps? this is about spam.

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 13, 2005, 01:32:10 PM

like spamspam? :? :headbang1:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 05:02:46 PM

yes spam

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 13, 2005, 05:10:49 PM

No,No,No.... Its "spamspam" :-P

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 05:11:59 PM

spam spam

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 13, 2005, 05:37:11 PM

NO,NO,NO!! ITS "spamspam", with no space there... :lol:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on June 13, 2005, 07:06:18 PM

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.


i love Monty Python, even they knew the value of Spam

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 07:07:32 PM

sit down paladin, this aint your house no more.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on June 13, 2005, 07:09:15 PM

i can still post.... god man, take an anti spam pill, peel yourself off your computer chair and get some sun.... thats that glowing Orange thing that doesnt rhyme wtih door hinge  :thebirdman:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 07:10:00 PM

I played volleyball today...

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on June 13, 2005, 07:11:32 PM

with your gay head band and your shorts that come up above your knees, have you ever played Lacrosse... i think you'd like it... its bad ass man :headbang1:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 13, 2005, 08:07:03 PM

Does anyone here play TRUE American sports anymore? LIKE FOOTBALL! Like ME??

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on June 13, 2005, 08:19:27 PM

lacrosse is Native American man... how's that for a history lesson..... its the oldest living sport... they used to play over 5-7 miles of open field and had teams of close to 40-50 a piece

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 08:49:29 PM

Soccer is just a mans game. Thats why wars have been fought over outcomes of soccer matches, and several several riots. A baseball riot is nothing compared to the shit in Europe. And when has there ever been a riot in football, NEVER!!! pusses. In asia, some guy was rooting for the other team, so this chinese guy turns his back for one second after yelling at some dude, so the dude pushes him down the bleachers. How fucking hardcore can you get?

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 12:17:38 PM

thats just stupid... is the outcome of the match gonna solve the problems of real life? fuck no.

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 12:27:02 PM

Cause their always piss drunk over there 24/7... I'm jealous... :lol:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 12:28:14 PM

lol... thats me watching baseball live... I just get drunk.

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 12:35:43 PM

I'm drunk at all times whether alcohol is consumed or not...haha 8-)

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 12:36:29 PM

lol thats the only way to go seriously.

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 12:37:16 PM

Thats why its me baby... :lol:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 12:39:56 PM

well to help cure the pain from the accident... I drink a huge amount of alcohol.

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 12:40:30 PM

I do that to cure the pain from everyday life... 8-)

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 12:41:23 PM

that was my reason prior to the accident.

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 12:43:55 PM

Alcohol is legal and weed is not... Whats wrong with that picture...? :x :lol:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 12:44:57 PM

I have never tried weed or anything close to it.

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 12:48:18 PM

I dont smoke weed but I have b4. But again, alcohol fucks you up so much more than weed does I don't understand why its not legal like alcohol...? :? :headbang:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 12:48:47 PM

lol... its almost legal here in canada...

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on June 14, 2005, 01:12:22 PM

i love canada.

now.  we can't really read what you write, that goes against speed spamming

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: REal GuNm@n on June 14, 2005, 01:13:12 PM

STOP STOP

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 01:13:54 PM

never... never

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on June 14, 2005, 01:16:15 PM

yes no yes no...

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 01:16:42 PM

what?

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 08:00:50 PM

Canada=sucks  :thebirdman:
America=Freedom  :-D

 8-) :thebirdman: 8-)

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on June 15, 2005, 02:17:59 AM

Quote from: Cole on June 14, 2005, 01:16:15 PM

yes no yes no...

I don't even remember posting this shite.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 15, 2005, 02:37:05 PM

Anyone every try hypnotics ?

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 15, 2005, 06:50:59 PM

Uhh, no? :?

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on June 15, 2005, 07:03:34 PM

Yes.  Actually, of course.  You probably have to.


FYI Diphenhydramine Hydrochloride is actually a hypnotic which crosses the blood brain barrier.  It can also be hallucinogenic in high doses.  You've probably had this drug at some point in your life.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 15, 2005, 09:25:37 PM

so basically a robotrip, like that one episode of south park.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on June 16, 2005, 01:41:26 AM

Sort of, but not really a dissociative.  Works a little different and is far more dangerous, i.e. much easier to die if abused.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 16, 2005, 06:23:01 AM

nice... exactly why I dont use drugs... and never tried... cause with my luck they would only hurt me and never kill me... just like them car accidents

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on June 16, 2005, 06:48:35 AM

yeah, you probably can't affort any more brain damage...

Somebody get the boy into a vat of room temperature water, stat!

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 17, 2005, 09:24:57 PM

lol brain damage... yeah... thats the problem :P

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 18, 2005, 12:07:51 PM

I was born with brain damage, but the smart kind! :lol: :headbang1:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 19, 2005, 10:25:00 AM

smart kind? how is it considered damage then?

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 19, 2005, 06:12:41 PM

Cause its not all POSITIVE retardation... :lol:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on June 20, 2005, 04:50:42 AM

WTF?  Somebody put a muzzle on that Gimp.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 10:20:56 PM

oh I'd fucking shoot that gimp

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 05:04:10 AM

with a double barrel....

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 12:57:22 PM

crossbow...no? :? :lol:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 04:06:16 PM

All these threads are stupid, we just post here cause its spam, and there are no bounds to SPAM in... :lol: :headbang1:

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 03:27:48 AM

This is the truuth. spamming know s no bounds.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 12:41:33 PM

nope no bounderies

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 04:41:09 AM

it encompasses all.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 09:56:58 AM

I need more posts...

Steve

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on July 12, 2005, 05:55:07 AM

hear hear. 

meee tooooo

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 10:48:32 AM

me 3

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Cole on November 08, 2005, 02:33:06 PM

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that made no sense.

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 04:29:23 PM

neither does   b obzmwg4z

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:20:24 PM

cool... glad your making sense

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: wonder. on November 07, 2006, 09:02:31 PM

IM SPAM KING!

Title: Re: Hypnotic
Post by: He_Hate_Me on November 09, 2006, 02:12:39 AM

I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH