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Title: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 01, 2005, 07:55:15 PM

http://www.time.com/time/covers/1101020121/food.html

Everyone try this. If you eat at least 1 serving of each of these a day and cut the garbage out of youre diet, you will be 10x stronger than you ever will be. This stuff really works.

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 01, 2005, 09:32:31 PM

wow... eh no... I dont eat much cause I spend my cash on other shit.

Steve

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: CorporalStrongBad on June 02, 2005, 05:39:56 AM

Or you could hike 15 miles and run another 9, then go on a patrol for 4, that could help..j/k, will try.

SB

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 02, 2005, 05:50:26 AM

I'm sure your way would help more corp... seriously.

Steve

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 02, 2005, 05:53:08 AM

I swear your on at 7:50 am?? I have to be in newark in 1 hour and deal with that bullshit. But really, this food is like alot better for you, its pretty obvious, but combined with excersize it makes you feel like a power house.

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Cole on June 02, 2005, 08:09:16 AM

So does Crystal Meth and Viagra...

Eating a balanced diet is very good for you.  I like candy.  I eat only candy.  Hopefully I won't die by next year.

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 02, 2005, 10:54:59 PM

The cure is worse than the disease. I rather be fat than blind.

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 03, 2005, 07:41:34 AM

lol... fat... hahahaha

Steve

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 03, 2005, 10:29:12 AM

I cant believe people invented viagra, thats nasty. Dont old people think its nasty sticking their doo hicket into a 70 yr old woman?

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 03, 2005, 10:45:10 AM

bah ya gotta have sex something even when your old... better the old ladies then the neighbors dog or kids.

Steve

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 03, 2005, 09:45:31 PM

or even worse.... the dogs kids. Besides if it cant even get up themselves any more, how could they possibly have the desire to you know, elope.

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: WolbEm on June 03, 2005, 11:38:53 PM

someday you will be old too

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 04, 2005, 04:08:31 AM

lol yeah this is the best place to talk about it... a lot of our clan mates are almost at that stage :P lol

Steve

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Cole on June 06, 2005, 04:07:13 AM

If you make enough do-re-mi, you can be like heffe.  Then you'd be bumpin' the shit.

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on June 08, 2005, 12:44:59 PM

wanna good diet.... dont be a fucking slob... now, where's my millions of dollars for telling people how to lose wieght?!  :headbang1:

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 08, 2005, 12:45:42 PM

lol paladin... I aint giving you shit... cause I dont need to diet..

Steve

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on June 08, 2005, 01:00:41 PM

bastard! you would screw a clan member like that!





no wait! i mean like not screw screw like, rip off screw...!!


















ok no i didnt.... i mean screw  :lol: :oops:

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: T3H on June 08, 2005, 05:13:43 PM

most of that is common sense, vegitables are good for u  :-P

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Spikeroo on June 08, 2005, 05:32:53 PM

LOL...fruits and vegetables?  Everyone knows all you need is corn, salt and cheese....

http://www.cheetos.com/images/nutrition/cheetos-crunchy.gif

 :mrgreen:  Mmmm..mmmm...damn dangerously cheesy!

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 08, 2005, 09:38:08 PM

hahaaha... nice one

Steve

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: T3H on June 09, 2005, 02:56:59 PM

LMFAO....that was great.......



heres a good diet...bread and water.....engjoy  :-)

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: meli! on June 09, 2005, 03:18:53 PM

im one of the few tiny girls that dont say they are "fat" cus im not! but thats all erelivent cus i just saved a bunch on my car insurence by switching to gieco!

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 10, 2005, 03:43:13 PM

lol as long as you get a new car like I'm going to... since I just rolled mine 3 times.

Steve

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 11, 2005, 10:49:00 AM

Buy my 98 eclipse. Ill sell it for 8k.

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 13, 2005, 07:56:18 AM

nope... sorry... I'm going for an Audi I think... I will have to see first though

Steve

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: T3H on June 17, 2005, 05:04:30 PM

i hate it when girls say they are fat to me and they really arent, THEY KNOW GOD DAMN WELL THAT THEY AREN"t that fucking pisses me off lmao

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 17, 2005, 09:16:37 PM

yeah that shit happens all the time... if the girl is stupid and I dont like her I'll just say "yeah your fat... go eat a salad." then they cry

Steve

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: T3H on June 20, 2005, 04:23:37 PM

lmao....the best is when i get in ana rguement with a chick and she thinks shes one im just like....meh, i wont lose n e sleep over it.....they get so pissed its funny i laugh

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 20, 2005, 04:37:34 PM

You laugh, I see...What spam? :? :lol:

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: WolbEm on June 20, 2005, 08:18:46 PM

spam is not good diet food

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: T3H on June 21, 2005, 03:52:35 PM

sure it is hahaha

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 21, 2005, 08:28:35 PM

who cares... its cheap..

Steve

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 21, 2005, 11:34:31 PM

Macaroni is the best/cheapest shit...Well, besides main pasta n shit... :headbang1:

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on June 21, 2005, 11:49:57 PM

Paladin Dieting Tips:

Step One: Eat as much as you want.
Step Two: Find the nearest Bathroom.
Step Three: Lock the door.
Step Four: Vomit Profusily until all previously consumed food is eliminated.
Step Five: Rinse and Repeat.

 :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Amazing Diet that works
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 26, 2005, 08:00:18 PM

Get the alcohol out of there while ur at it, lol... :lol: :puke: