The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 01, 2005, 03:27:58 PM
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A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, ?PIG! ?
The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, ?WITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.
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hahahaha thats fucking awesome... damn bitch should have known better.
Steve
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lmao
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I remember this from a video on paradigms in my management class. I didnt think the joke was funny, i just saw it and thought i would post it for the hell of it to sound smart to even know what a paradigm is.
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that was funny... like I said that bitch should have known better. and now the guy has bacon for years to come.
Steve
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That's actually a pretty interesting paradigm. Extremely negative, but every time a female tells a male to do something, the response is usually something like that. We just don't like to be told what to do, even if the advice is dead on. lol.
I still don't believe you know what a paradigm is, xTc. lol... pants on fire.
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lol cole is so right... if a girl tells me that I'd get hurt shooting myself in the foot... well I'd shoot myself... act all cool say it doesn't hurt and when she turns around I'm crawling to the hospital.
Steve
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did anyone notice that May 31st was Paladin's b-day?
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yup I already said happy b-day.
Steve
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You want me to say happy birthday, and I dont even get invited to the party!!! :angelfire:
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ya wheres the fucking party, cake and strippers?
Steve
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more like clowns and elephants.
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is there a pink one?
Steve
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duh! lol, i call him Mr. Tinkertrain :headbang1:
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Im guessing you also had a petting zoo at your birthday party too.
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lol maybe I should bring my snakes ... petting zoo... hope you dont mind if a few animals are missing its feeding time.
Steve
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happy really belated b-day paladin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one :-D
and steve that would be so cool
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lol yeah they are awesome :P
Steve
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feed them some lit firecrackers stuffed into a mouse.
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why would he want to do that :S............no one wants to kill one of there own pets, now if it was some one elses.....or caught....i wouldnt hesitate
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Your like that home alone kid in that one movie with elijah wood, where he is pure evil. And he made his own sling shot gun that shot metal balls, and he killed a dog with it.
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Lord of the Ring :lol: was the movie....lol
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nope... I started watching the first one and stopped after an hour. way too long.
Steve
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Only the first one was good. the 2nd and third sucked. Harry potter, now theres a good movie.
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<3 ya happy b day
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Your too late. Try next may 21st.
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that would make him too early. happy birthday in advance! may all your dreams come true, and may you fix your xbox, and get a psp with cheese on top...
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hahaaha psp with cheese... sounds delicious
Steve
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Im thinking about getting the psp. Im so bored at work sometiems, i just need to whip out a psp or something.
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quit yapping about stuipid shit and gimme more paradigms!! must every topic fall vicitim to the mindless droning of everyday life! cant we please keep a topic that doesnt involve 3 words and or counting aligned with its title? no... oh ok... i was just asking :headbang1:
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Only the first one was good. the 2nd and third sucked. Harry potter, now theres a good movie.
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :-P :lol:
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Im looking for more. There are these examples of paradigms that are interactive. THey kind of suck but whatever.
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The Potter movies were good. I have all of them on DVD. You gonna make fun of me too? Go for it retard. :-P
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harry potter? wow... I never thought of you like that cole.
Steve
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It shouldn't change anything. It's like when you hear Kylie Minogue on the radio and then you picture her in your head and smile and next thing you know someone caught you tapping your foot and bobbing your head to the beat a little. Nothing wrong with it.
One thing about me though. I am overly optimistic. A little too trusting. A little to sarcastic. I like all music and all foods. I've eaten silk worms....and liked them and then ate some more. I tend to find the good in things. I think it's great, because it annoys people. I'm also usually happy. That annoys people too. Oh well, they can eat shit and die. lol. picture it. it's sick.
Oh, I dislike country music the most out of all music. Some of it is interesting, but for the most part I think I am biased because of my hatered of (the history of) Southern U.S. politics.
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well I listen to all music also... but I wont support anything other then Slipknot.
Steve
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So what's the inside scoop on slipknot. Do you owe them a favour or something? I've never listened to them really. I should get some of their stuff. Does Oakenfold have any slipknot remixes...? lol
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Any music is ok except for 2 types. Country (most moronic music ever) and some forms of jazz... Bad... :-P :lol:
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That's what I just said. lol. You are a Cole disciple.
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ok. Cole here we go. This is it. It's go time. No one else is left. Just you and I. Ebony and Ivory.
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WTF?!?!? Cole i didnt know you were into ebony chicks
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This shit is bananas B A N A N A S. lol woot
Steve
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this shit is bananas. B A N A N A S !
Don't tell me it true man. You too now. .. . . . lol. I like the videos. With the sound off.
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yeah she is pretty hot... would be very nice
Steve
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yes she is. yes it would be.
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:iamwithstupid:
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i hear adder's distant voice
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so do i, fuckin annoying
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I have taken over your brains... not much to it really
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Piggy Piggy, did you get hurt?
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spam shut up street