The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 01, 2005, 03:20:46 PM
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Fun Facts
1. Money isn't made out of paper,it's made out of cotton.
2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle"
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.
9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. (This is frightening).
10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.
12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
13. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
16. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.
17. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time ...hence, multi-tasking was invented.)
18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!
21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!
22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Useful info).
24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)
26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)
27. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law,which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb (sign of a true civilized society ... not.)
28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
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you have way too much time on your hands... seriously.
Steve
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i so agree with death i wasted like 5 mins reading that and when i finished i was like wtf?
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Its interesting.
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it is interesting... wow thug 5 minutes? you read that slow? geese
Steve
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Objects fall at 32 ft per sec.
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Yeah, and half of those are exaggerations or complete crap. lol.
For example, the 7 up one is an urban legend. A quick google shows that. http://www.snopes.com/business/names/7up.asp
Those facts are good......for me to poop on!
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Yeah, and half of those are exaggerations or complete crap. lol.
For example, the 7 up one is an urban legend. A quick google shows that. http://www.snopes.com/business/names/7up.asp
Those facts are good......for me to poop on!
And Death thought xTc had too much time on his hands...
-son
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lol I guess theres more with too much time.
Steve
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Maybe i should spend this extra time on school, instead of stupid facts.
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If you were cool, you'd spend your time in school.
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Learn perl. Then you can truly be an ultra leet spammer. grep the web and you shall control all of the useless information. Built the xTc forum whore bot.
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actually you wanna be cool? spend your time fucking different girls... skip school and get drunk... real cool to me
Steve
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I got a shirt with ralph wiggum on it that says 1+2 = R, its one of my favorite shirts, across the top it says I beat the smart kids.
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lol... wow... no wonder ya failed... hehehe jk...
Steve
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No im not suprised, i buy stupid shirts like that all the time, and my teachers always comment on them.
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yeah they probably say how can someone with a shirt that stupid pass the class...
Steve
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more like, geez....i like this kid's wierd accent and he's obviously "special" with all those shirts and such. I'd feel horrible if I failed him, he is trying his best. He's never drooled on himself in class, excessively. I guess I'll pass him with a C+ so I don't have a bad weekend. God I hate this guillt trip.
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rcon kick cobra commander
Steve
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Ive come here to defend my polish honor. Sorry if its wierd... but at least... well i dont know what to say to be honest. So all i got to say is, fuck you. Polish people rock. Those germans be coming in with their tanks, while we fought on horseback, we are tough not stupid.
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well us canadians ride moose and trow rocks from slingshots... and no thats not 100 years ago that was just last week.
Steve
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Eddie Van Halen invented the tapping style guitar playing... :sunny:
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xTc, we all secretely love Poland. Especially the entire prostitution social problem they have. :)
I even have a polish deli downtown here. I went in there once, and it was basically empty. weird. also the person behind the counter wasn't very helpful....lol.
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Coca-Cola used to have Cocaine as one of its ingredients when first created in 1886 as a medicine. In 1902 the amount of cocaine was limited to about 1/400 of a grain and in 1929 they eliminated it altogether.
And another from the heritage side of things...I know you've all seen Claddagh rings, but what does it mean?
The Claddagh Ring legend tells of a man, from Claddagh, who was captured by pirates a week before he was to be married. While he was enslaved, he learned to be a goldsmith. He created a ring for the bride he longed to see again. The heart in the center symbolized their love, the hands holding the heart symbolized their friendship, and the crown represented their loyalty. He did indeed return to his bride, gave her the ring, and married her. Today, tradition follows that if you are given this ring in friendship the heart points outward; if given in love, the heart points inward.
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Spoken like a true Irishman. lol. Now go to O'Conners for lunch today and havre some bangers and mash.
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I knew about that coca-cola with cocaine thing...
Steve
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Yes, but did you know that 7up has a lithium salt in it's ingredients....
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as long as I dont grow a third nipple... I dont care.
Steve
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did you know the average preson consumes 47 tons of peanut butter a year :puke: Thats a lot of Nuts!
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geese yeah... lots of nuts.
Steve
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Ohh people can use statistics to prove anything, 14% of people know that.
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statistics... wtf... who cares...
Steve
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I care, statistics are everything, except to tyler durden. he hates them.
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did you know that 85% of the gay population is left handed..... and 67% of all statistics are made up on the spot :-P :headbang1:
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I wouldnt be suprised if gay people were usually left handed. They are the odd ones. Instead of playing dodgeball with the guys in gym class, they would sit in the shade with the girls and talk about fashion.
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so whats wrong with that? my gay buddy is a fashion guru
in scotland theres a church called raslin chapel, beaneath it is a huge vualt with no openings, this is believed to be the spot of the holy grial. -- ty ultra sound --
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Im pretty sure indiana jones recovered the holy grail. And odds are the thing doesnt even exitst anymore. It most likely wasnt made from solid gold and gems, jesus wasnt rich, most likely it was made from wood, so it would be destroyed by now from time.
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Ah, people are strange. Who cares. Jesus was the man, but he's dead now. He had a message. He told it. People listened, but didn't hear what he was really saying. Then people used it for control. Such is life, such is mango.
And as for stats. It is a truly wonderful science that should be embraced. I have yet to meet more people than I can count on one hand that truly understand stats. Even us "smart" engineers usually don't use them correctly. If some spits out a statistic, and I ask about sampling details, i.e. what type of data was it? discrete, poisson, normal... did you or they use a stochastic/nonparametric analysis for non normal distributions? Did you use a chi squared to poisson to normal transformation on the data before running that ANOVA? Most people will go "huh" and then I'd say "that's what I thought you little bitch. now go sit down and tell your lies to someone else. oh, and since you don't care to learn your job correctly, no one in this room would even care if you were never born!"
The other pet peeve, is that people then take results (false or not) and then truy to say something about causality. Correlation never implies causality.
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Dont get me started on that Cole. This stuck with me from a long time ago, it was told much better, but you'll get the point. A man decides to try and find out what causes one to become intoxicated. The first night, he drinks scotch and water and gets plastered. Second night - vodka and water, with the same effect. Third night, gin and water, again getting drunk.. His final conclusion... water must be what gets you drunk.
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If that were true America would be down to about 100 people,lol :lol:
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damn drop... I never seen it that way...
Steve
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Ohhh shit, I didnt understand what the hell cole said. I kinda didnt know where one word ended and where on started so i kinda skipped all of it. But good job drop kick, i didnt know someone with an intellect like yours read the spam forums.
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I prefer the spam, eggs, sausage and spam... just because it doent have that much spam in it
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the sangrial wasnt a cup it was mary magdolin
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Did you know...
Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they ! do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
A snail can sleep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left handed..
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
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X, your like our information database for wierd shit here at TE bro, lol. 8-)
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And I do a damn good job of it.
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No you do a damn WIERD job of doing it 8-)
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But doing a wierd job, in a wierd way is the good way isnt it ?
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google is your friend. water can intoxicate you if you drink enough. we're missing some information here. cannot come to a conclusion.
xTc. did you get that information from a physics usenet group?
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nice shit xtc...
Steve
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welldont blame me if you waste your time reading it. you dont have too, you all end up in the same position at the end, making fun of me.
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well we usually make fun of you because its real easy... or you set yourself up for it.
Steve
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I do dont i. :thebirdman:
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yeah you do.... you ask for this shit :P
Steve
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Its gotten to the point where you dont even have to set yourself up anymore bro. We can just see it comin, lol... 8-) :headbang1:
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hahahah. Then go ahead, whats next.
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xTc, your gay :lol:
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jesus christ people!!! weird is spelled like this!!!! man.... im like a school teacher i hate misspelled words... its part of a long list of my OCD (obessive compulsive disorder) :thebirdman: :thebirdman:
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So youre saying that youre gay.
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lol... xtc might just have found out something.
Steve
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xTc dosen't have the brain capacity to learn anymore I believe, so I do not think that is possible... :-P :lol:
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lol ouch burn burn burn :flamed:
Steve
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YEOW I'm hot tonight! :lol: 8-)
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I think your on fire :angelfire:
Steve
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FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE
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My middle name is Fire if ya didn't know already... :angelfire: :-P :lol:
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well I am on fire on posting now
Steve
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Again, thanks to me there Death.... :-P
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TY IS ANONYING
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I dont need anyonre to do a post war... I can do it alone
Steve
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Don't start with me Cole...Just because you couldn't handle me callin you a sissy dosen't mean you should go all crazy and shit...lol :lol:
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cole I heard him say you were gay... lol (more wood in the fire)
Steve
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Yea, so what if I said that? :lol: :thebirdman:
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lol... so you agree its true?
Steve
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that cole is gay? Well there was this one time I heard him tell another dude that... ahh, nm... :lol: 8-)
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lol... well dont let cole see that... hahaahah
Steve
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Alright. Cole, dont read this dude... Wait, shit... He has...to read...above...here before he...reads...this....FUCK! :lol: 8-)
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I'm reading it now. You should tell your gf to stop posting on the self help forums. She just posted a new thread entitled "I think my bf is gay."
Here is the text:
"Dr. Phil -
Oh gosh, i don't how to say this and I don't know what to do. My BF, Tydirium is gay. At least I think he might be. He won't have sex with me. He did do me the ass once last week, but he kept calling me Steve. Then once he called me Adder. I don't get it?!? He won't even touch me. Am I being out of line with my thinking? What should I do?"
Here was Dr. Phil's response:
"You are not wrong. You bf is a total pansy. In Texas, we'd have to send him up to Canada. Just dump him for a real man. This is a no-brainer.
-Dr. Phil"
So, there you have it. man salad tosser flosser. wow, wipe up those tears. it's ok. We will still be your friend. We're inclusive like that. It's part of what makes us better than you.
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too lazy to read. next.
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Same here...next 8-)
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Listen Fucktards. That is a funny post, and it is not long, so fucking read it. WTF is wrong with you. If you don't learn how to read fast, and read things that are longer than one sentence you are doomed to be a fucktard your whole life. now, go tell your gf ty to stop posting on the dr. phil forums.
PS. I just learned that xTc has a steady girlfriend that he's not telling anyone about. I know her name too.
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lol cole we need to talk later then... and yes I did read that up there... fucking funny... tyd wants me bad... but never had me so I was doing his gf, mom and sister
Steve
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I think i need to make a new thread. But I want the suspense to build up.
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oh keep it up... we need to find out xtc's secret lover.
Steve
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You wish you had my girl Death, haha. I'm plent happy w/ her, and Cole, I can read fast. I just choose not 2. You think I would get into this Spam War if I couldn't even type fast? Don't think so. I see your joining up in the war also though Cole which makes you just as bad as Death and xTc,haha. :lol: 8-)
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tyd... I dont want your girl... a towel and a glove aint really my type.
Steve
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Yea, because I think towels and gloves are SOO hot... :? :lol:
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that's pretty gross ty.
oh, and.... I'll be catching up to you soon. You better spam on the weekends.
Me: 8.23
Ty: 10.54
Adder: 13.73
xTc: 6.58
Thug: ? too lazy to look up, but probably like -9 or something.
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oh by the way cole I am at 14 now I think... look it up
Steve
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microwaved bananas are the way to go.
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Peanut butter and slices of bananas between a sandwhich is the best dude. :headbang1: :lol:
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tyd i so agree thats so good...yum
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especially when you heat the shit up. Good stuff :lol: :headbang1:
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microwaving light bulbs is cool too. Just be careful, the filament will also melt through glass.
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just put a rat in the microwave... make sure it is alive :P
Steve
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Animal cruelty is wrong Death... Human cruelty is another thing all together, so watch the fuck out Death... :angelfire:
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talking about animal cruelty my neighbour has a cat and she was in the pool and i waslike catch and threw the cat form the deck into the water it was so funny it meowed until it hit the water.....then swam to my neighbour and she took it out lmao..good thing th ecat likes water...it was funny..good times
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Dude, animal cruelty is wrong man. Animals don't even know whats happenin, no point in scarin em or putin them through pain... :thebirdman: :headbang: :angelfire:
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Ty, whatever. This is coming from the man (you) who had his dog's tounge pierced. Why did you do that again?
lmao..hehhehe
Your new nickname should be Skippy
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so when my snake kills a rat its fine? when I do it.. its cruelty? fuck you lol
Steve
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Snake does it to survive. You do it just to be cruel and for your own viewing pleasure. :thebirdman: :argue:
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SO is it wrong to step on rats until they start twitching and leave them there to die ?
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no thats not wrong xtc... its fun... ty is just missing out.
Steve
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Look, Jeff Dahmer started out by torturing animals. If Adder ever starts disceting the neighbors cats and playing with their genitals...
Other than that, the rats are just snake food. It's not for me, thus no boa's in my house. I have a dog. I feed her dog food, but she'll eat garbage too.
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lol I bet she eats garbage... and probably her own shit too
Steve
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I wonder since dogs eat cat shit all the time if they would eat human feces as well...? :? :lol: :puke:
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she doesn't eat her own shit thank god. She does love the cat poop though. I would doubt that she would eat human shit. but you never know...
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well you can try... ya just never know.
Steve
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Coles next reply is gonna start with:
"Well, last night I tried a little experiment..." :lol:
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Cole - " I fucked the dog then shit on it!" :lol: 8-)
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then xTc came over...lol :lol:
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lol damn tag teamed that dog...
Steve
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And now the dog is dead... :lol: 8-)
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hahaha yeah he couldn't breath... :P
Steve
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No, just fucked to Death apparently, lol... :lol:
(BTW, were some sick motherfuckers...lol) :lol: 8-)
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sick fucks? not really... I dont think so anyway.
Steve
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I HOPE not anyway... :lol: :puke:
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why not? theres a lot of them around
Steve
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and its NOT RIGHT... :puke: :lol: :thebirdman:
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it will never be right...
Steve
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what if xTc becomes president of the united states of canadamerica
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Then we will just throw some nuclear missles on it and get rid of it entirely... :lol: :headbang1:
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canadamerica is the name of our country once we decide to merge with them. It's a matter of time. Maybe New England and Canada will join forces.
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If Canada gets taken over, it will DEFINATELY be renamed... :lol:
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Nah, I would call it "Land of Moose Shit"... :headbang1:
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I heard that canananananaida is really cool. Especially in the winter.
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yes it is... very cool...
Steve
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i am embarresed of our presidential electees
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yeah... when is bush gonna be done?
Steve
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the sooner the better. he's done in 08
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SPAM
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SPAM
*kicks you in the neck*
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my neck is long
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my neck is long
To compensate for the size of your less impressive body parts.
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i kno.... i have ugly feet
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*RPs in your pool*
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SPAM (to beat hate)
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I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH
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I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH