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Title: products of boredom
Post by: Pastry Engineer Ph on May 26, 2005, 09:01:06 PM
these are some pictures i made that i think you guys might appreciate
i had to do a project for government where you have to make ads to increase poilitical participation so to do that i went on several servers to ask for their help...these are the final results...and the last picture combines my 3 loves: awping, css. and killing hello kitty (note, the hello kitty one was made at 4 am, while under the influence of heavy sleep and does not in any way reflect my cognitive maturity or lack thereof)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/psk0100786/manthisissutpid.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/psk0100786/DIE.jpg)

Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on May 27, 2005, 01:51:40 AM
Hello Kitty ist uber!  How could you kill her?  Now Optimus Prime can't get laid.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 27, 2005, 05:35:04 AM
lol nice ones... really...

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 27, 2005, 07:17:55 AM
ahhahahh they are good.

I voted Bush.. 4 more years!!
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on May 27, 2005, 09:39:54 AM
ahhahahh they are good.

I voted Bush.. 4 more years!!

I shall now kill you.  Hello kitty is more respectable than Dubbya'.  At least she effed Optimus Prime.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 27, 2005, 12:15:43 PM
its a damn kitty.

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: HongKongPhooey on May 27, 2005, 02:02:06 PM
I think it's funny how you incorporate CS into your projects, shows dedication to the game.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on May 29, 2005, 06:26:32 AM
yeah, what we call dedication, everyone else calls obsession.  lmao
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Pastry Engineer Ph on May 29, 2005, 11:43:26 AM
haha, that is to true cole
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: T3H on May 30, 2005, 04:43:15 PM
my opinion is that bush should not be in power n e more......i unno
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 31, 2005, 12:14:59 PM
I love the US president... he is doing the world a favor.

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: T3H on May 31, 2005, 03:28:47 PM
that is going to end up in a nuclear war and it will be the end of the world......my opinion lol.....hes got many similarites to hitler if u look at it......in technical ways.......thats not good he should have pulled the troops out after the caught sadaam but no...now look how many of you peopleare dying because of what he did, its not good he should just pull out and leave them to be on there own...if they cause more shit then just bomb the fuck out of them and wipe them off the earth........the only reason they r fighting back is because bush isnt pulling the troops out
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 31, 2005, 03:47:27 PM
so leave them on their own? with an army of terrorists ready to take over the country and make it the same or worst? think about it.

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: T3H on May 31, 2005, 04:00:58 PM
who cares lmao
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 31, 2005, 04:04:55 PM
well bush does... cause doing that would make him look real bad in the UN shit.

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Pastry Engineer Ph on May 31, 2005, 07:27:19 PM
what the heck is up with the "im going to veto everything that has to do with stem cell research." unnecessary deaths?  what about all those troops he kept in iraq who are needlessly dying?  and...and...and...man, this could go on forever
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: T3H on June 01, 2005, 05:25:49 PM
see pastry knows geez
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 01, 2005, 06:01:34 PM
yoo i voted republican and im sure as hell glad i did. Democrats would have ruined us by now.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: T3H on June 08, 2005, 05:20:01 PM
 :roll:.................bush is brutal lmao
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 08, 2005, 09:40:11 PM
lol... bush is bad... on a woman :P

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 09, 2005, 11:33:54 AM
Get out the weed wacker andtrim the hedges.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: T3H on June 09, 2005, 03:55:08 PM
lmao so tru death
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on June 10, 2005, 02:12:08 AM
xTc, I sure as shit hope you are kidding.  If not, I hope you and your self righous idealistic chritstian right pretension lies choke to death.  Seriously man.  Don't you know what the republican party has become?  Their whole MO is to exploit the good christian will believe anything trailer trash black people hating population with shit like 'family values'.  In theory family values is dead on, but they have only made it worse, not better.  It's all about getting the votes.  The Democrats do the same thing, but they take advantage of bleeding heart liberals like myself.  I've got it so good, that they should make me pay 60% in taxes. 




(btw, don't take this personally.  someday you will see the light.  and then you will know thathaving a democrat in office isn't any better or worse that a republican - as long as it's not a bush)
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on June 10, 2005, 07:21:44 AM
i have a psp, cable, a gti, dsl, america, fuck yeah!
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 10, 2005, 08:20:00 AM
Democrats basicalyl ruined NJ. The last 3 were corrupt like hell. Whitman, toricelli, and some other dude, oh yea the out of closet gay guy mcgreevy. You know how much taxes have rose here in NJ ? In North NJ, for some shitty ass home it can easily cost like 250-300k . Can you imagine what that can buy you in  florida, or Indiana ?
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 10, 2005, 03:59:44 PM
or what it can buy you in canada.

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 10, 2005, 10:13:36 PM
I'm sorry, but anyone that voted for Bush deserves to get hit in the face with monkey shit. Really... :lol: :headbang:
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 11, 2005, 06:49:54 AM
lol I would have voted for bush... if I lived in the US... maybe I should move there... I do have my citizenship.

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 11, 2005, 10:28:38 AM
Dont tell me you would vote for kerry. did you see how he throws and catches a football. Those are the issues that really matter.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 13, 2005, 08:28:40 AM
no... I said I'd vote for bush... Kerry seems like the worst retard to ever attempt to become president.

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 10:18:37 AM
Concured. See cole voted for him because his entire campaign was based on the fact that he wasnt bush.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 13, 2005, 10:31:20 AM
exactly... no one liked kerry... but most liked kerry over bush...

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 10:32:17 AM
well aparently  not enough.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 13, 2005, 10:34:42 AM
I know... kerry is like in vermont... so i get in the argument when I go visit my friends there.

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 13, 2005, 01:33:27 PM
RICK JAMES would of been better than Bush that crack addict! ANYONE is better than Bush. Bush should die and get raped by that fat black woman in the video, lol... :lol:
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 05:01:46 PM
Sorry but democrats can go to hell before i pay higher taxes.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 13, 2005, 05:04:16 PM
If you were to take the war in Iraq out of Bush's resume, people would LOVE him for being a moron and not being able to speak proper english. The second war comes into play though, hes an asshole. :lol:
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 05:15:30 PM
First of all compare him to al gore. People didnt vote for al gore because he moved like a tree, and talked like a a word a minute. At least buush was pasionate, and kerry, well he just couldnt catch a football.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 13, 2005, 05:18:24 PM
Yea, kerry lost some points with me with the whole football thing, but hes still 10 times less worse than Bush is. 8-)
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 05:19:29 PM
Bushs agendas kicks kerrys ass. I rather have a texan , a rugged straight person, then a sissy massachusets guy. No offense to half of our clan.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 13, 2005, 05:22:19 PM
I'd rather have some1 with HALF a brain like Kerry run our country then some1 with a brain the size of a fish like Bush. I couldn't care less WHAT type of a man he is as long as he has the SMARTS to run this country well, which Bush obvisouly dosen't have. :evil: 8-)
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 05:30:00 PM
Bush doesnt really run the show, its cheney.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 13, 2005, 08:09:36 PM
Excuse me, REPRESENT our country. Not run. 8-)
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 08:55:46 PM
No, he runs our country. Only a democrat or a poor person would put the bumper sticker "Work Harder Millions on Welfare depend on you" and shit like that. Republicans believe hard work pays off, and not like the democrat way where other people mooch off your shit. well guess what, fuck them. Its my money, and i shall do as i please.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 01:09:09 AM
And be forced to go to war when they re-instate the draft b/c Bush keeps sending troops over their to pointlessly die for no reason... Sounds fun to you ehh? 8-)
Title: Rant - read it don't just skip it, cmon people.
Post by: Cole on June 14, 2005, 06:08:37 AM
No, he runs our country. Only a democrat or a poor person would put the bumper sticker "Work Harder Millions on Welfare depend on you" and shit like that. Republicans believe hard work pays off, and not like the democrat way where other people mooch off your shit. well guess what, fuck them. Its my money, and i shall do as i please.

Or probably a close minded republican like yourself.  First off, where does your ego get off on saying that it is your money.  When you graduate college (you will right?) you will get a nice job.  You will make lots of money (if you harp on the money - you will never have enough).  Now, go anywhere in the world and try to do what you just did.  Get a college education and live the lifestyle you do, esp. with the effort that you have put into it yourself.  You see, you are a very privaledged citizen of the world.  You live in a great counrty with a great infrastructure built with the sweat and blood of many 'poor' people.  Many immigrants (I won't even get into the wealth that slavery brought this country - a whole other story) helped do that work,  because it was better than the deal they had at 'home'.  That freedom you enjoy, and the easy (relatively) life you will have are only possible by the institutions brought forth by our country.  It is our taxes that pay for these institutions.  Taxes collected from everyone, and compared to the rest of the world we are hardly taxed at all.  Not all of the money is yours.  Some of it belongs to the government by right.  Do you drive to work in a car and use federal, state, or local roads?  Use Gasoline (try paying well over 5 bucks a LITER in Japan) that is federally price protected.  Did you go to public school?

Did you ever know anyone less fortunate than you?  Now here's where it gets tricky.  In order to maintain such a nice country...you have to deal with the poor and with mental illness.  Many poor people will help themselves.  Many do not have the ability to do so.  Not all things come naturally to all people.  When was the last time you tutored a student who couldn't afford a proper tutor, and helped them learn.  When was the last time you got trained as a professional psycologist, and then helped bring an unwed mother out of depression?  Are you starting to see how big this gets, and how you need the government to step in.  No one wants do deal with this shit that in our shoes.  Someone has to, else you'll have anarchy eventuallly.   There is a bare minimum quality of life that everyone must have in order to maintain your own high starndard of living.  This costs money.   There's no direct return on investment in the field of social work, but the return on investment is huge for the whole country.  Next time you see someone taking advantage of the system, wish you paid more in taxes so that there enought people employed to stop it.  Then go down to your town hall and get involved, and voluneteer your time.

Me, personally, my nice little sheltered life doesn't have the time for that at the moment.  Maybe some day, but I am lazy.  I would gladly pay more in taxes.  My local taxes are the lowest in the state.  My town also has an ailing school system (aluminum wires in a school building that has electric heat is not cool), and a ton of subsidized housing - but no good social programs.  Town hall is corrupt...etc.

If you were to be forced to live in Newark for the rest of your life, you'd probably want to make it a better place to live.  Newark's a big town.

Does any of this make any sense?  Lowering taxes while going to war, and INCREASING government spending and government programs, giving religous centers most of your money for social problems ... is not good for this country.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 14, 2005, 08:51:51 AM
I read like the first like, then once you called me narrowminded, whatever. GOP rules.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on June 14, 2005, 09:22:26 AM
LMAO!

xTc, think before you post. Dude.  If you read something that implies that you could be being narrowminded, and then you stop reading because you don't like that, then you are in fact being close minded.  Besides, I don't think that you are narrowminded.  I just don't think you've given what I said in the rest of the post much thought.

bump

set

....SPIKE!
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 14, 2005, 10:50:22 AM
Is that your tag line? Bump set spike? Do you even play volleyball? Do you know what its like to be a setter?
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Pastry Engineer Ph on June 14, 2005, 11:34:47 AM
right with you cole
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 14, 2005, 12:01:30 PM
Its not like you read the posts either death. its about the spam.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 12:01:56 PM
wow cole... I'm not reading that.

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on June 16, 2005, 04:24:08 AM
Yes I did play a lot of voleyball.  It is a really fun sport.  I would only bump and set.  Like you I was a setter cause I'm only 5'9".  And read my posts.  there should be some context in spam.  otherwise I'm going to spend my time on writing a spam bot which will make you all cry.  I don't know how to do that now, but that's what would make it fun.  You in adder?

I'm thinking spam forum spider that reads through and flames xTc every time he posts.  .) argh I'm a pirate.

PS:  X.  I was only using that catch phrase cause I know you're a volley dork.  I was a volley dork too.  It's a self important sport of trendy proportions.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 16, 2005, 05:56:18 AM
lol cole make that program and I will costumize it... that would be nice... and cobra I want some donuts too..

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on June 22, 2005, 04:38:38 AM
who's mr. important.  Bro.  You need to start posting some shite up in here.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 22, 2005, 11:37:26 AM
yeah... he is slacking... slacking

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on June 23, 2005, 07:46:00 AM
vegas is making him weak.  he'll never catch up to me.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 23, 2005, 08:46:09 AM
true... unless he spends a whole week 24/7 spamming this shiznit.

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 26, 2005, 04:52:23 PM
If I could of I would of stayed in Vegas. That place is awesome, just not during the summer when its 110 degrees on AVERAGE... :-o :headbang:
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: WolbEm on June 26, 2005, 08:14:34 PM
another 1
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 26, 2005, 08:15:34 PM
Isnt it like dry heat? In north jersey it gets really bad because its really humid and you get all sticky sweat on you.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 26, 2005, 08:21:48 PM
So thats why you go to the "shore" to cool off... :lol:
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 26, 2005, 08:22:30 PM
OOHHH SNAP!!! Lets celebrate. I believe with have a guido in progress..
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: WolbEm on June 26, 2005, 08:52:54 PM
that fat kid is funny
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 26, 2005, 10:08:23 PM
I'm starting to think that fat kid jumping might just be xtc in the early days

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 26, 2005, 11:22:01 PM
I've said that like 10 times already Death... :lol:
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on June 27, 2005, 04:09:08 AM
See what not enough drugs can do to a kid...
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 08:35:38 AM
that kid needs some sleeping pills... no more ecstacy for him

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on June 27, 2005, 08:36:45 AM
He's just doing that because xTc is sitting underneath him, and he likes it.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 08:37:36 AM
lol... is his jumping with enjoyment  :blob:

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on June 27, 2005, 09:02:44 AM
and xTc, um.  ecstacy.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 09:07:25 AM
I have never tried so I wouldn't know.

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 27, 2005, 11:33:38 AM
I just thought that WAS xTc himself...? :? :lol:
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 10:03:36 PM
um... WTF

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 06:58:53 AM
yeah, i've never tried effing a fat kid either.  What's it like xTc?
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 11:36:04 AM
LoL, do tell x... :lol: 8-)
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 03:12:04 AM
i don't really want to know, so keep quite.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 12:52:37 PM
keep it quite? WTF

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 04:06:52 AM
yeah, i don't wnat to know what it is like to eff a fat kid.
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 10:02:45 AM
lol I dont know either

Steve
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on July 12, 2005, 05:47:10 AM
good thing to. 
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 10:47:09 AM
food is good
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Cole on November 08, 2005, 02:35:12 PM
especially mc donalds, huh?
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 04:25:10 PM
wouldnt call it food...
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:19:20 PM
its food...
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: wonder. on November 07, 2006, 09:00:05 PM
IM SPAM KING!
Title: Re: products of boredom
Post by: He_Hate_Me on November 09, 2006, 02:16:23 AM
I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH