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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: COBRA COMMANDER on May 25, 2005, 06:11:29 AM

Title: which thread is dumber
Post by: COBRA COMMANDER on May 25, 2005, 06:11:29 AM: ok post whores lets start some new topics :mrgreen:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on May 25, 2005, 07:41:40 AM: I vote that Cole is gheyer than both. Fa la la la la la

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Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 25, 2005, 01:05:39 PM: lol kill that guy.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on May 25, 2005, 01:09:02 PM: i put Cole, just cause Cole has all those cool pics and gif animations that i will never have and for that you are gay my friend! :headbang1:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 02:19:36 PM: I got the 420 post in the lets count thread. woo hooo
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: T3H on May 25, 2005, 03:40:27 PM: a homo devils machine? wow some one thinks of some really good put downs........... hurtin buddy
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 03:41:57 PM: Well its a damn good thing that dude defeated the germans, or it would be my ass in a concentration camp, for being polish. OR maybe i would be put in the military because im aryan, and not jewish.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: T3H on May 25, 2005, 03:58:25 PM: lol they would just roll the dice for your life...how would that feel? you life is worth a roll of 7 or 11......ouch
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 04:00:03 PM: I guess thats how the germans played craps. Except if you roll a 7, the germans would be in dissapointment.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: T3H on May 25, 2005, 04:20:36 PM: hahahahaha yea i guess u could say that lmao
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 25, 2005, 04:44:11 PM: xtc in a military... now that would be something to see.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: T3H on May 25, 2005, 04:50:59 PM: haha he shoots his own team rather then the other team
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 05:32:51 PM: Hahah at least i would be in a military that can actually win. Ive got the strength and courage of a polak. We don't need a thinker. We need a doer. Who will do anything without considering the consequences.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on May 25, 2005, 05:37:46 PM: Quote from: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 03:41:57 PM
Well its a damn good thing that dude defeated the germans, or it would be my ass in a concentration camp, for being polish. OR maybe i would be put in the military because im aryan, and not jewish.

THis explains a lot. xTcinski
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 25, 2005, 07:52:00 PM: lol... oh yeah... explains quite a lot.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 08:15:00 PM: Well a suprising thing, unlike many polish people, my last name doesnt end in ski.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 25, 2005, 08:37:30 PM: well I got a weird last name... and I hate writting it all cause its so fucking long.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on May 26, 2005, 04:16:24 AM: Well, let us know that weird name, so we can all stalk you and make prank phone calls to your cell phone, and sell your SSN to someone in Kazakhstan.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 26, 2005, 05:51:16 AM: lol ok... full name... Steve Daniel Lacroix Robert... I never use the daniel or robert... unless I have to.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 26, 2005, 05:56:08 AM: my dad is fucked... my mom is a slut... now you wanna know why they live in BC and I live all the way east? its a 70 hour drive to go see my parents... so I moved as far as possible from them... its like from NYC to washington state.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 26, 2005, 05:59:30 AM: its cool... but its a lil far... anyway I love my family so much... I blocked them all on my aim and other messengers and I never answer my phone.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 26, 2005, 11:12:11 AM: Hahah thats a true canadian. He moved as far ass possible, and only moved to the other side of canada.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 26, 2005, 05:24:25 PM: lol yeah that would be as far as I want to move... I could have moved to the USA but I'd have to do some paperwork to get my citizenship papers up to date.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on May 27, 2005, 01:54:16 AM: Come to the Dark side, young padawan hater.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: MissDiana on May 27, 2005, 04:36:35 AM: Meow.[/b]
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 27, 2005, 07:14:33 AM: Whoa..... before anyone comes to the Dark Side, it needs to go through Privateer EP or me first. I dont think you were around when this happened, but us 3 decided to join DarkTE so we changed our tagged to DarkTE and wow was that a mistake, cuz when nighttrain came abck he was pissed and ready to cut us. But those 2 bastards were on, while I was watching tv when he back. NightTrain tried to the ban me from the channel, and said to comeback when i had the normal tag on, but my script wouldnt let me get banned, so NightTrain was gonna get GameSurge on my ass. Boy was it a big mess.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on May 27, 2005, 07:23:11 AM: America = DarkSide (in this case)

lol. That's a funny story xTc. I bet you were pretty upset. As long as you didn't cry in front of your friends...

I wouldn't suggest changing the tag. I would just suggest becoming an American citizen. The procrastionation exhibited makes his more than qualified.

Anymore, I'm thinking I'm the only one here without some sort of weird accent. (before anyone says anything, remember...how do people talk on national tv. that's right, like me...)
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: T3H on May 30, 2005, 04:28:34 PM: RAWR! :-D
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 31, 2005, 12:24:35 PM: yup it was a big mess.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: T3H on May 31, 2005, 03:39:55 PM: i agree to that hahaha
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 31, 2005, 03:41:49 PM: Oh yea, we cant all be as cool as you cobra quoting fromthe movie Hackers.

"Whoa, is that a 28k modem? those things are sweet" or something along the lines of that.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: T3H on May 31, 2005, 03:48:43 PM: you wish u could be as cool as us :-P
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 31, 2005, 03:56:35 PM: I remember my 14.4k modem... that thing ran good on my 286 computer

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 01, 2005, 03:23:51 AM: I remeber how leet I was dialing up the local bbs on my 9600 Hayes. Then when I got a 14.4 wow! talk about speed. That with the power of my 386, I was unstopable. There was nothing like spamming a BBS mailing list! Wow, that was fun.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 01, 2005, 08:48:21 AM: lol I had a 386 as my second computer... it ran wolfenstein 3d and doom so well.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: T3H on June 01, 2005, 05:33:06 PM: haha old school computers are the best........ :roll:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 01, 2005, 05:56:17 PM: I think somewhere I have the computers withthe floppy disks that were like 10 inches wide.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 01, 2005, 06:24:43 PM: yeah I threw those out a very long time ago.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 02, 2005, 10:25:06 PM: No such thing as dumb threads, just dumb people.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 03, 2005, 03:36:03 AM: Quote from: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 02, 2005, 10:25:06 PM
No such thing as dumb threads, just dumb people.

wtf you talking about. there are too dumb people. they're called canadians. lol just joking, I meant ukrainian slovakian polaks.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 03, 2005, 07:52:52 AM: well some canadians are dumb... thinks about thug.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 03, 2005, 10:22:16 AM: read my reply one more time.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 03, 2005, 10:49:31 AM: no... I have to spam the rest of the spam section.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 03, 2005, 09:34:20 PM: Well cole didnt read it properly in the first place.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 04, 2005, 04:16:57 AM: really blows for him then.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 04, 2005, 01:13:09 PM: Apparently the 3-word story everyone likes since not a single person voted for it, lol... :-o :lol:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 04, 2005, 01:48:24 PM: lol... its spam... spam is my life.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 04, 2005, 03:29:13 PM: i must be canadian. but i can still do physics and math problems.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 04, 2005, 03:43:00 PM: math was my best class... but whatever... oh and I loved physics... I bugged the shit out of my teacher when it was time for friction... guys know what I mean :wink: :headbang1:

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 04, 2005, 05:12:24 PM: Math blew man. :-o All that geometry and shit, hated it. I was best at Phys. Ed. (of course since I started on the football team all 4 years) and history. Learnin about what people did in the past is amazingly fun if you get into it. Kinda like CS? No.... :lol: 8-)
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Mekstar on June 04, 2005, 06:33:27 PM: bunch of GD SPAM whores. wowie
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 06, 2005, 02:14:32 AM: you just became one. at least for a moment. be careful, for you might get infected.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 06, 2005, 10:54:49 AM: geese I guess cobra is out of ideas

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 06, 2005, 03:21:41 PM: Quote from: Death_ADDER4 on June 06, 2005, 10:54:49 AM
geese I guess cobra is out of ideas

Steve

i sense some jealousy here. besides, now cobra is an honorary canadian.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 06, 2005, 08:44:45 PM: no jealousie... just posting my daily share of useless spam

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 07, 2005, 05:26:52 AM: sure....see I'm doing it too, even on my day off. Holy shit. My dog just farted again. Effing nasty.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 07, 2005, 08:52:43 AM: I'm sure they fart... I mean why not? if you do why can't they?

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: flintlock on June 07, 2005, 09:38:27 PM: Quote from: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 03:41:57 PM
Well its a damn good thing that dude defeated the germans, or it would be my ass in a concentration camp, for being polish. OR maybe i would be put in the military because im aryan, and not jewish.

Wow, that explains so much.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: T3H on June 09, 2005, 03:23:55 PM: i believe that it has been proven cole is gay..................hey maybe u and X could hook up :wink: lmao
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 10, 2005, 08:29:59 AM: Go marry your hand thug. Or il have to bounce your ass out of here.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 10, 2005, 01:50:11 PM: Suprised I never though of that... :-P :lol:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 10, 2005, 03:46:56 PM: lol its cause xtc knows about hand marriages and shit.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 11, 2005, 10:39:26 AM: you can marry anything now adays. Everyone with their pro gay agendas, soon i will legally marry my toaster and dead fish. Take that liberals. Am i the only republican here? Besides if you guys keep calling me gay, how could i be republican ?
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: meli! on June 11, 2005, 06:00:11 PM: i wanna marry these guys i know, Ben and this other guy named Jerry they made sum cool stuff O Y CANT I JUST MARRY BOTH BEN & JERRY?!?!?!? I WANT ICE CREAM!!!!
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 11, 2005, 07:04:47 PM: That makes me want to marry carmen and pamela. But i guess together they dont make much sense.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 12, 2005, 12:02:26 PM: I could go for somethin like that... 8-)
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 12, 2005, 02:04:48 PM: Alright Ty, there is some masculinity in you after all. :-P
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 13, 2005, 06:31:51 AM: Quote from: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 12, 2005, 02:04:48 PM
Alright Ty, there is some masculinity in you after all. :-P

yeah, yours, xTc!

ouch!

bumb, set, SPIKE!@!!!!! in yo face! you is a hollah back grl isn't u
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 13, 2005, 08:04:45 AM: lol good one cole... burn burn burn :flamed:

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 09:11:16 PM: I think we should go through all the threads, and see how many times i got burned. Im just curious to see how many their are. I think there are more burns than i have posts, which i might add is a quite impressive number.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 12:59:14 AM: Dude, there aren't even enough stars in the universe to come CLOSE to the amount of posts you have... :-P 8-)
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 14, 2005, 08:53:47 AM: I googled ghey, and this is what I got returned to me. So true.

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Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 14, 2005, 08:59:23 AM: just look at these definirions...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cole&skip=20
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 12:09:31 PM: I'm not clicking on nothing... nothing I tell ya

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 16, 2005, 03:54:03 AM: I?m good enough, I?m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 16, 2005, 06:00:39 AM: it is true... I like you cole... your easy to kill :P

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 16, 2005, 11:28:47 AM: I shall improve my skills in CSS. then we will talk again, bandeho. ,) just joking....not that you probably know how bad that really is.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 16, 2005, 11:29:28 AM: so noone clicked onmy link for defitions of cole i guess.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 16, 2005, 11:30:52 AM: Nah, were all 2 lazy. You gotta post it up in a message like Cole did, otherwise we'll make an excuse NOT to click links. BTW, I own you ALL in CS, so there! :lol: 8-) :thebirdman:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 16, 2005, 11:32:27 AM: I own everybody maybe except for death. IVe been in cal-m seasons 4-5 and concurently with UGS-A. Im just 2 damn good, or use too be. BE that noobs.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 16, 2005, 11:33:18 AM: I owned you every time I played with you x. Don't talk trash like that dude when its not true, lol. :lol: 8-)
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 16, 2005, 11:47:16 AM: You only own me because i getmininal fps with my comp. When i get the money and dont spend it a trip to paradise, im gonna buy a new case, and some more fans.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 16, 2005, 03:54:19 PM: Buy a brain while ur at it. I heard they were on sale at best buy! 8-)
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 16, 2005, 04:43:17 PM: Tydirium why are you such a funny guy ?

let me finish this...

BEcause your life is a joke.

hahaahaha :thebirdman: :flamed:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 17, 2005, 02:42:02 PM: ROFL! :lol: OMG THAT WAS SOO FUCKING FUNNY! :-D HAHAHA!! :-o :lol: right... :thebirdman: :angelfire: :lol:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: T3H on June 17, 2005, 05:23:19 PM: tydirium gets all offend and shit lmao..whatu gon' do? beat him up over the net? LMAO
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 18, 2005, 12:10:11 PM: I'll send a frag grenade to his house so he can't use his computer anymore due to blindness and deafness... :angelfire: HE knows that... :lol: :headbang1:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 18, 2005, 12:21:35 PM: tool.

great band.

lol

you probably thought I was talking about you.

that's because you have a very low self image.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 18, 2005, 12:26:00 PM: Nice, post #1,000... :lol: :headbang1:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 18, 2005, 12:29:05 PM: I should be there in about two to three weeks.

I'm even spaming a little on the weekends. I usually save it for the morings during the week. I think I'll go practice now so I can pwn you all.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 18, 2005, 01:08:02 PM: Yea, you go do that Cole... :-P :lol:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 19, 2005, 02:56:01 AM: Anything is fun when ur drunk dude, lol... :lol: :headbang1:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 19, 2005, 10:23:11 AM: true... lfe is great when your drunk...

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 19, 2005, 06:07:11 PM: And chiks get 10 times hotter, which can be a good thing and a bad thing.... :x :-( :lol:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 20, 2005, 05:19:25 AM: I don't like getting drunk too often. Unless it's a party atmosphere, forget it. I'd rather be hopped up on a stiumlant (usually coffee or redbull) and infront of a computer or doing math problems. Now that is fun! Try it sometimes. It is very satisfying.

Now, if I can only get a job where I use my brain a little more, and get paid a little more.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 20, 2005, 07:48:34 AM: lol cole lets start a business... I'm not sure what we would do ... but lets just start it... also bring him your bro...

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 21, 2005, 07:33:15 AM: I'm up for it. what should it be? I smell a new thread...
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 21, 2005, 11:27:05 AM: yeah I posted... I'm serious... maybe a scam business.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 22, 2005, 03:31:24 AM: I'm thinking legit. no scams. We need to invent something. What does every need, which they do not ha?
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 22, 2005, 12:13:27 PM: well there is a lot of people like xtc who do not have a lot of sex...

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 23, 2005, 07:08:11 AM: Yeah, somebody already invented the fifi. they 'beat' us to it. get it ..... beat...llololllolollslslslwlwlwlwhehehehehehehahhahahahaaaaa.

um. yeah.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 23, 2005, 09:12:06 AM: well its not an invention I would like to be mine... really...

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 25, 2005, 06:46:55 PM: VAGINAL PUMP! :lol: :? ...? :? :lol: :thebirdman:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 26, 2005, 02:46:18 PM: well we can put that idea into consideration.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 26, 2005, 02:47:46 PM: YAY! :wink: :lol:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 10:16:12 PM: must make you feel happy.

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 07:55:22 AM: i don't get it? At least I'm winning the vote on something. Thanks bro. Now let's see you become a leet foho.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 11:34:36 AM: Nah, no thx... :lol: :thebirdman:
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 03:13:41 AM: you want it, you know you do.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 12:47:47 PM: whos winning on what vote? WTF

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 04:33:42 AM: I'm winning on this vote. It's the only vote I'll win here.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 10:11:09 AM: yup it is the only vote you will win

Steve
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on July 12, 2005, 05:38:34 AM: well. At lest I'm loved by teh gays.
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 10:45:38 AM: yea go have a big ol sausage orgy
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Cole on November 08, 2005, 02:37:20 PM: so you're first in line then
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 04:20:29 PM: stay away from me and my island
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:23:39 PM: I'll blow your island
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: wonder. on November 07, 2006, 09:05:20 PM: IM SPAM KING!
Title: Re: which thread is dumber
Post by: He_Hate_Me on November 09, 2006, 02:09:12 AM: I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH