The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: kira on May 15, 2005, 07:26:43 PM
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if ur as bored as me post ur lvl of bordem from 1 to 10
if it reaches out of those bounderys plz.. just say a rediculasly large number...like 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 got it?
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10
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ya I am pretty bored... other then having worked 97 hours this week I am bored... but I gave up sleeping since it cuts into my CSS time.
Steve
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WTF?!?
First, I don't empathize with the concept of boredom. I enjoy staring at the wall. Internalize your thought.
Anyway, if you're "bored" find something to do. Then you won't be bored. I have a great suggestion. Play CS:S or any other video game. Read a book. Those two options should always be feasible. If you're more of the kind of person who has to do things rather than just think about them then drop and give me twenty! lol
Assuming that 1 is the least amount of bored and 10 is the highest. I am a 0 since I am posting on forums, and I enjoy doing that. Now, I'm gonna go find a proggie that I can use at work to improve my aim, of which I have none ATM.
Oh yeah. I'm with adder. F sleep. I have been sleeping about three hours a day. Sometimes I get 4. By friday I'm insane. lol
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Cole does make a valid and conclusive point there.
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cole...stop using big words!!!!!! :-D
:iamwithstupid:
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im gonna say about a 7.45 :headbang1:
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gj cole... sleep it way over-rated :headbang1:
Steve
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Yea who needs it, just take a power nap and your good to go. My teachers hated when i took power naps in class, apparently thats not an appropriate time to take them.
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lol yeah my teachers never really liked power naps either... but wtv... its not like their my parents.
Steve
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Yea, they actually sent a few kids down for a drug test before. Ina high school of 3500 they tend to be hard on everyone, except the preppy kids. Thats why its better to dress like a prep than a thug, you get away with alot more shit.
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lol...
Steve
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dude i fucking hate preps...............omg they piss me off
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And i hate gangstaz, they always walk around like they own the place, but they cant even pay for child support! Now why in the world would you want to look like crap ?
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gangsters are pussies.
Steve
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Ohh snap... Lets hope Thug doesnt hear that, or he'll have to bounce your ass.
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Ohh snap... Lets hope Thug doesnt hear that, or he'll have to bounce your ass.
That sounds so gay...
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lol I'll take on thug... aint nothing really. as long as like cole said its not gay cause I aint in that shit.
Steve
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oh man...ima bust a cap..............pussies....yea ok buddy :roll: lmao....ok i admit some are but some aren't like i mean everyone has their opinion but i saw some "gangsta" get hit with full out baseball swings with a crowbar to the head 6 times...that would probably K.O. a normal person.....then one of his buddies hit the guy that was hittin him...then the guy that got hit 6 times walked himself to the hospital.....thats fucked.......your one tough son of a bitch when u cando that.....and then he went into icoma or h/e u spell itand hes like handicapped know.....well they think its just because of the swelling in his brain but i unno...hes one of my buddies....that shit fucked............ and getting shot oh wow dont even get me started lmao.........n e one who takes a bullet and lives through that shit is a tough S.O.B. and i dun care waht n e onesays lmao
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lol yeah... I really dont want to get shot in the army... but ya never know.
Steve
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I really doubt those were 6 full baseball swings with a crobar. No fucking way, one hit with that shit and you would be dead, with your brains splattered all over the side walk.
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hahahaha yeah... it literally would be.
Steve
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man...it was 6 baseball swings to the head...........he was my buddy and the guy that got the other guy off told me that he took 6 baseball swings to the head
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Its a crobar and with 6 baseball bat swings like that, your going to end up with a condition like homer simpson, where he has an extra layer of something around his skull that acts like a helmet, or your blood will stain the street.
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even with that layer your blood would stain the street... you just might still have a brain thats the difference.
Steve
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lol....forum slut....
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lol.. how dare you call me a slut... I have power over you :P
Steve
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hmm my boredness rating is a 1 because with all this funn summer shcool homework for physics, how on earth could i be bored?
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u dont understand this guys is one tough motherfucker i mean the crowbar put him in icoma for a couple weeks and now hes a mushroom but the doctors think its just because the swelling in his brain :?
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He would be dead man, trust me. I could shatter a coconut with that, and its stronger than the human skull.
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oh wow buddy.........i wasn't there i didnt tape it so i really dont have prof its basically my words against urs im not arguing about lmao
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But man 6 times, i mean come on. I could think of a million things that i could destroy if i hit it 6 times with a crobar, and a skull is one of them.
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yea but maybe this guy is just a wuss that hit him and didnt swing as hard as u would or as i would w/e lol im just tell u guys what i was told...even one swing to the head is prettycrazy man
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Well then canadians must hit like bitches... :-o
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no only thug hits like a bitch... the rest of us are normal.
Steve
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Haahahah are you sure, because when i went to that girls birthday party, all the guys were scronny looking. Maybe they were nerds, who knows. They came into the club with fucking books and note books. Now who the hell does that ?
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me scronny? lol... wait untill you see me... I'm 5'11 and 240lbs...
Steve
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wait til you see me, 6'1 and 170. Ill mess up any little 5th grader that gets in my way.
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right... I'm not fat... I hit the gym like crazy... I broke some guys rib by punching him ... that was awesome.
Steve
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All the bad shit that ever happened to me like fights and injuries happened playing soccer. My first fight was playing soccer, and ive been kicked in the face at least 3 times.
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oh that explains the ugliness...
Steve
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it must have been that kick to the balls that made you gay.
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Yea the kick to the balls were the worst. You would be on the ground for 2 min before you even thought about getting up. And like 50 people would come surrounding you asking if youre ok, and you say that you just for hit in the fuckin balls, what do you think? Someone punted a ball right into my face, and i had braces, this was in 8th grade, and i dont think my mouth stopped bleeding for a good hour.
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hahahaha thats awesome... wanna talk about hurt? I got a hockey puck in the mouth and broke my front teeth... I looked like a real canadian... :P
Steve
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Hahaaha, yea well a hockey ball, like those bright orange ones you play street hockey with his me straight on the nose. It had that stinging sensation for a while. And when i was playing volleyball, this kid is one of the best outside hitters in the state, and spiked that volleyball so hard into my fucking face, it left an imprint
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oh yeah, well i once got bit by a mosquito. After it left my arm it left a huge bump, and it kinda itched a little.
And then I died of malaria
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wow xtc.... I got a HOCKEY PUCK... not a bright orange ball.
Steve
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xtc know what i just noticed? u can't be the new spam king u know why? because u have no where near as many posts as me or death so u r cut :-P death and i r still reining and u cant touch us so :-P
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and look thug...I have more posts then you... and I haven't been around as long... also I have more posts per day.
Steve
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nah... I wouldn't let him.
Steve
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lmao cobra......thats why i said he can't :-P we all know he wants to lol
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yeah everyone wants to touch canadians. were like a main attraction at the zoo.
Steve
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yea we so are...were like the monkeys at a normal zoo lol
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So youre saying canadians throw shit at each other?
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yup... all the time... usually during the winter since it holds together and makes less mess.
Steve
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You canadians are doing it all wrong. The messier the better.
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I didn't know that Canadians did anything. I thought that they just 'were'
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well it depends... it gets stuck into our fur coats...
Steve
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Intresting, so its like dingleberries all over your body.
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you could say like that.
Steve
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Then we need a new term, dingleberries shall remain as shit on the hairs of your ass, lets name the shit on chest, huggleberries
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I like that... good idea...
Steve
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Any other places we could rename that has hair growing out of it thats not ordinary? LoL :lol:
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we should post pics and see who has the most hair... I'd probably win :P
Steve
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This is death adder at home, in the summer.
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yeah except I'm not that tall... and usually carry a beer.
Steve
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oh, he's carrying a six pack, you just can see it. oh, and he's only 5'11", he's just visiting his inuit friend.
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nooo not a spam attack.
Steve
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SPAM ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*runs for his life from the spam attack*
Steve
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im @ school and im gonna be in trouble if im cought! so im excited so 0! and kate's still not home yet!!
:crybaby:
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lol... well then dont get caught... or dont come on the site.
Steve
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im telling.
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now ur a gay loser rat......wow u just keep adding these titles to ur self X lmao
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tattle tale sounds cooler.
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Everyone keeps calling xTc gay and he keeps running away from the subject....? Anything you care to share with us X? LoL, j/k bro :-D
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ouch... tough call tyd... lol
Steve
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Ok lets confront this subject. I am not gay. I love cramming my baby maker into a females oven.
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like a fat chick? yeah it makes sense.
Steve
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No fat chicks. Maybe some extra weight, but then id have to be really drunk to not care.
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yeah you ever fuck some girl drunk then wake up and your like? eh? WTF? get up and out bitch... wow... then deny having done anything.
Steve
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Really drunk as in 1 beer to fuck a fat chick? lol :lol:
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hahah no because i end up being passed out on a couch in someones room.
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With some fat chick on top of you? haha :lol:
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If its one thing i can do when im drunk, its reject black women.
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If its one thing i can do when im drunk, its reject black women.
And thats why xTc never gets any...lol :lol: 8-)
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Ohh good one.... :crybaby: Im going to die a lonely man.
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Your not lonely already? :lol: 8-)
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So if Halle Berry came on to you at a party, you'd know enough to say "no way, blackie"...
Sounds a bit racist to me X. Not very nice. Me, I'd just stay away from any ugly obese thing and just call it just that.
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Shes the light skinned kind, almost latino or something.
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halle berry? I have a few nice pics of her.
Steve
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xTc thinks she Latino because he's a Pollak. That's just the way this shit works I guess.
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hahaahah because he's polak... so xtc what is michael jackson?
Steve
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C'mon you slackers, get posting. I surely hope that Michael Jackson is not your gimp, or vice versa.
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Did ya'll hear the breaking news?! MICHAEL JACKSON IS GAY! OMG! :lol: 8-)
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Michael jackson is just a test tube baby. They want you to think he was black, but its not true. him becoming white was a side effect.
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Test tube baby that made 500 billion dollars with his music... :x :lol:
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is 500 billion really accurate? ANd fuck that, if theres anything we do know about the universe, its thay M.J. is guilty
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No, not 500 billion. But he used to spend on average a day almost 1 million dollars on art and gay porn mags and shit. :lol: 8-)
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Im pretty sure he had to pay off some parents.
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You know he gave each of the jurors like 1mil to say "not guilty"... :lol: :thebirdman:
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definitley more.
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So, xTc. Tell us, what is the neverland ranch like? Is Mike's bed comfortable? How much money did your parents get in that settlement?
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LoL, nice Cole... :lol:
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lol... xtc's parents are rich... now it makes sense.
Steve
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Are you still seeing Michael xtc? :?
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yeah has he seen you since he was proved innocent :P or should I say not guilty.
Steve
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LoL, xTc was at his trial defending him I bet... :lol:
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Yeah, that's why he hasn't been posting.
Judge: Did micheal ever touch you?
X: yes, but not till I was 18.
Judge: oh, so never as a child? How did he touch you?
x: no, never a child. He did me in teh poopah, and I's likeded it.
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lol... hahahahaa :flamed:
Steve
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I wanted to see that mother fucker go to jail.
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Don't hide your true feelings x...Its ok bro, let it out. You weep for your b/f... :lol: 8-)
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Such anger. It'll be Ok my friend. It'll be ok.
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just remember it wasn't your fault...
Steve
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Whos fault was it then? :lol: :lol:
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its xtc's fault...just blame it on him lmao
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Ok, xTc you fucked up man! :lol: :-P
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lol... yeah, fucked up the bum! Oh man. Am I getting too carried away here? I think my superego is deteriorating.
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superego? nah... no such thing
Steve
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Hey Cole, whats with all the man-sex you always talk about? Thats sick dude, why you always gotta talk about men fuckin each other? :lol: :thebirdman:
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lol... maybe it is something he loves watching... hehehe
Steve
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Ty, you have me confused with someone else.
Adder, the superego does exist. Neurobiologists are mounting astonishing evidence that Freud's model of the mind is actually translated anatomically. The observations he made to come up with the Id, Superego, and Ego manifest themselves in part because of physical interactions of different parts of the brain that are responsible for the types of "thought" that these concepts describe. Fascinating stuff really. If you're not familiar with this crap, give it a read once you've mastered the stock market.
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yeah I am starting more reading on the market today
Steve
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i have come to the conclusion that cole likes man sex because he...himself.....is gay
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No shit T3H? :? :-o :lol:
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don't tell my wife that I like little jamie kennedy wannabe whiggers. tool. lol. now go delete that goatse crap off your computer, you freak.
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lol... thug... you like beastiality right? you told me the other day...
Steve
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Oooh, the HORRORS! :lol: :puke:
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lol.. sit dog... he would give your dog a real good time he says
Steve
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"NO DOG NO! Don't sit there! Sit on ME!" lol :lol:
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hahahaha...
Steve
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"Yes dog YES! GOOD DOG!" LoL :lol:
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woot over 2700 posts
Steve
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woo. a death ty spam convo. how boring. lol.
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We own you Cole, just get it over with and say it dude... :lol: 8-)
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And Death is like 7-800 over me, so it gets even bigger than me, believe it or not... :-P :lol: 8-)
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yeah, i'm working on it. ok. I've only been around for like a month or two...
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well you will get there
Steve
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as long as i have more posts than ty, i'm all set.
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well that you might have to work on
Steve
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I think thug is bored.
Steve
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I think thug isn't really a thug. :-P :lol:
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hahaha obviously you haven't seen his pic...
Steve
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Thug. Did they beat you up and put you in the hospital when you told them that you wanted to be in their gang.
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lol
Steve
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I wonder if he like that Jamie Kennedy character...the rapper one. funny shit.
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maybe
Steve
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prob., but not joking, he'ds like that for real
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well I really wouldn't know
Steve
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No? You guys aren't pals? I though all canuks stook togetah
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becoming a SPAM whore has pretty much deleted my boredom completely, thank you forums
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