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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 13, 2005, 07:48:33 AM

Title: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 13, 2005, 07:48:33 AM
Who loves that shit? Its way better than peanut butter, yuo can put it on anything, I enjoy it on rye bread. Its like hazelnut and butter milk combined into a rich delicious spread. I think its the same stuff they put into that germany candy called Kinder.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Cole on May 13, 2005, 08:39:38 AM
yes it is awesome.  You should also try the milky way spread.  it is choclate and vanilla.  It is also very good. 

You are such a Deutscherin wannabe.
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Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 13, 2005, 10:22:35 AM
wow xtc finally got a point... nutella is fucking awesome love that shit.

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: T3H on May 16, 2005, 03:32:05 PM
why in the hell are we talking about things we put on toast?! lmao! i like molassis  :-P gets me hyper lmao
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Cole on May 16, 2005, 03:38:03 PM
don't you mean mole asses...
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: T3H on May 16, 2005, 03:50:06 PM
i dont know how to fucking spell it geez
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 16, 2005, 11:47:15 PM
Ive had to rub molasses mixed with oatmeal eggs and bacon in my hair. Dont ask why.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Cole on May 17, 2005, 02:08:13 AM
I've been covered in fermented food scraps that were cummulatively collect through the semester.  Probably for the same "don't ask why" reason.  Ever eat a gold fish live?
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 17, 2005, 07:41:47 AM
A very very small one. =O
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: T3H on May 18, 2005, 05:30:21 PM
you guys r fucked in the head lmao
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 18, 2005, 06:30:19 PM
Like youve never done any stupid shit like that ?
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: T3H on May 19, 2005, 03:29:41 PM
me? never lmao! ofcourse everyone has done stupid stuff lmao............this one time i was bet that i wouldn'twalk up to a cop and start a conversation with him while trying to steal his pistol......yea the moral i learner from that.....dont try to take a cops gun because they taser you.......that shit fucking hurts :'(
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Cole on May 20, 2005, 04:58:02 AM
Assuming you're not full of shit, if they were giving out an award for stupid shit, you would definitely be in the runnings with that one.  OMFG that's a stupid thinig to do.  lmao.  You might as well have whipped it out and started pissing on him.  You'd probably get in less trouble for that.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 20, 2005, 09:07:43 AM
hahahaha gj on the cop... next time you need a gun of your own to take theirs... that usually works.

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 20, 2005, 09:48:31 AM
hahahh http://www.shagoto.com/KennyRogers.htm
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: T3H on May 20, 2005, 05:02:08 PM
man i did that B4 the kenney rogers jackass did that...no im not bs'ing if i can get a hold of the tape i will put it on here....man yea it was stupid and i would never try it again
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 20, 2005, 10:47:09 PM
Hahah if you can, i wanna watch something like that. There was something similar, except he didnt grab the gun, he just talked stupid shit to the cop, then the cop jsut beat his ass with his night stick.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 21, 2005, 10:10:30 AM
seen one where the guy gives the cop the finger and he gets the shits beat out of him.

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 22, 2005, 09:09:09 AM
I bought another bottle thingy of nutella, and this shit is still the best.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 22, 2005, 01:57:32 PM
yup... I dont have any cause I'm too lazy to go to the store and buy some :P

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 22, 2005, 05:29:47 PM
I just ran out, i had it for a day and its already gone. Looks like i need to go to costco and by 2 tubs of the big stuff.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 22, 2005, 08:42:24 PM
lol... yeah... I should do that too... but like I said I'm lazy...

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 22, 2005, 09:55:01 PM
well one day, when you get your lazy ass up to go to the super market, just pick up a shitload at one time. I buy like 5 cases of water bottles at one time, because i know its gonna be gone with in 2 weeks.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 22, 2005, 09:56:19 PM
lol... I only do groceries after my fridge is empty and I'm sick of take out/delivered food.

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 23, 2005, 07:02:56 PM
I cant stand delivery after a while. The only thing i ate in canada was freakin subway.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 23, 2005, 09:59:42 PM
lol xtc.. when I get to the point when I can't stand delivery I actually go to the store and buy food.

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 02:23:57 PM
Those bums feeding the machine cans they collected freaked me at. I saw one guy wear like a Dr. Seuss Cat in the Hat type of hat. And he had all those patches and peace symbols on his jacket like he was a hippy.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: T3H on May 25, 2005, 03:49:32 PM
"THIS IS THE BAT FETCHER TRICK WITH MY TEEH  :-D" LMFAO!......oh wow i love those skits.......... its the dairy challenge............oh i have done that 2 me and a buddy drank 8 quarts of milk in an hour....yea we threw it all back up about 5 mins later...not to fun..........LMFAO
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 03:51:24 PM
I thought kenny rogers catching the bat with his face was the best. I really wish they had that guy back on the show, i thought he was the funniest.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: T3H on May 25, 2005, 04:03:37 PM
yea hahaha
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 04:05:05 PM
Did you see the one with wee man and steve o? They had some pretty funny stunts.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: T3H on May 25, 2005, 04:33:06 PM
yea haha lmao i have seen em all
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 05:23:39 PM
Hehehe, i use to watch SNL, but if anyone hasnt noticed, there not funny anymore.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 25, 2005, 07:47:31 PM
depends... will ferrel is fucking awesome  :headbang1:

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 08:21:11 PM
Ever since he left, tim meadows, will ferrel, cheri oteri, and those people left, the show was a disaster.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 25, 2005, 08:40:48 PM
I only saw his shit on his DVD... woot

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: T3H on May 30, 2005, 04:24:38 PM
pff kenny rogers jackass hahaha  so funny i still love it cant wait for some new ones
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Cole on June 22, 2005, 06:00:55 AM
Blah blah blah blah.  I have to go to a meeting now.  This interupts my spamming.  This is not good.  Well, I'll have to pick it up later.  Spam.  Another meeting.  Go home.  Eat lunch.  Put up some sheet rock.  Vent and Play CSS.  The simple life of a spammer.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 22, 2005, 08:45:44 AM
Cole, use the word paradigm when you start talking. THey will think you're smart instead of a complete jackass.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 22, 2005, 11:28:11 AM
meeting? WTF? bring your laptop and spam... who cares if you dont know what they are talking about.

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 05:34:22 AM
We don't have wireless here.  otherwise...

Besides, i have to provide input at the meetings.  Not anymore though.  f it.  i'm outta here.  on to bigger and better. 
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 12:56:47 PM
Somewhere you aren't goin Cole, lol.. :lol:
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 04:05:44 PM
I could use a new M4 as well... :lol: :headbang1:
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 01:57:12 AM
Yeah.  I'll get  you at least one tile.  i think i may already have them at home.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 01:29:47 PM
BYOB

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Cole on July 01, 2005, 03:04:12 PM
yeah.  good stuff that nutella is...
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 03:06:17 PM
I like it but too lazy to go buy some

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Cole on July 01, 2005, 03:17:59 PM
pu tit in a micro cave and drink it with a straw
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 02, 2005, 04:09:33 AM
I will have to see...

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: T3H on July 02, 2005, 01:11:41 PM
only losers go to meetings lol
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 02, 2005, 07:21:59 PM
nah... some meetings involve strippers... thats why losers aren't invited.

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 01:47:04 AM
That's right Thug.  And besides, if you have a job that involves meetings...you make money to sit around and talk.  not bad if you ask me.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 10:45:08 AM
exactly

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Cole on July 06, 2005, 07:38:15 AM
Getting paid to think is the best job you can get.  IMHO
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 07, 2005, 04:19:51 AM
lol... then you dont have much work

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Cole on July 08, 2005, 04:58:24 AM
yes, but you are respected.  and god like.  and they buy you nice laptops and PDA's.  now if they can only get a fucking connection that can steam.  the it here suck! lol.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 09, 2005, 10:23:51 AM
yeah... get me a free laptop

Steve
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Cole on July 12, 2005, 04:06:48 AM
noes.  no such thing.
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 10:15:33 AM
 :iamwithstupid:
Title: Re: Nutella
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:47:30 PM
yum nutella