The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 05, 2005, 09:39:40 AM
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If you hate finals, and hoping the nerds in your class dont fuck the curve, post here. I just want a D, is that so hard to ask for?
I just took my chem exam and i didnt even know 1/4 of it. I think its bullshit but whatever. Then i have my CIS exam which i hardly know any shit for, and i sitll have to write a damn paper for managment class. The end of the semester sucks hardcore, but the only plus thing, is one more day and im out for 4 months.
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I got to nerd capital usa NJIT, not ramapo. Its ten 10 times harder, and trust me, the nerds fuck up the curve. And whats even worse is they try to play it off as they didnt study, which pisses me off even more, because i didnt study.
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psssht... Finals aint nothing compared to workin for the man.
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Yae, im just hoping i didnt fuck up chem, and i know i already fucked up computer sci. I just have one more final to take, and I hope I do well, so my summer can finally begin.
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Find out what kind of Scotch your professor likes, and give it to him. He'll be drinking it when he's grading them, and out of thanks you get an A. It really works. Really.
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umm scotch does wonders... <3 scotch
Steve
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psssht... Finals aint nothing compared to workin for the man.
you get paid to work for the man!!! you dont get paid to take finals! :thebirdman: :mrgreen:
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Hmmm the only way to counter that is.... At least ill have a real job when im 30.
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lol and my way to counter that is... I'll be retired when I turn 40... ha...
Steve
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Well at 40, i have plans for making moe than 100k a year, living in california, and driving some sort of porsche. And you'll be playing horseshoes in the back of your hose.
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well I'll be in my big house just relaxing and enjoying life... I wont need to make 100,000 a year cause I'll have tons of money anyway.
Steve
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2 things.
1. Playing horseshoes drinking a 40 of miller lite in your backyard after work on a friday is way more fun than you'd think. Especially when you're out of college 8 years and you can't put down a case in four hours without falling over.
2. I just got an A in my numerical differentiation class. wewt! I though I effed my final project, guess I didn't! Man, grad school is so much better than undergrad.
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1) Well congrats on your final exam
2) Drinking a bunch of 40's or soco while getting laid is much better than horseshoes.
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true xtc ... getting laid is better... but how would you know?
Steve
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I know from lots of experience. Did you not see how many people i have in my black book ?
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that doesn't mean nothing... nothing at ALL
Steve
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Do you mean your black book of delusion?
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I reckon my black book of delusion is far thicker than my other "black book"
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oh btw xtc the local telephone book does not count as a black book.(even if painted black)
Steve
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Well heres an update. I got screwed over in my computer science class. I had a C as a grade, but since i had a 20 on the FInal, the mother fucker failed me because it wasnt satisfactory performance which is complete bullshit. I had a passing grade, all the points were there, and now i have to take the damn class again.
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hahah Cobra.... My friend took GHB cuz he said its better than drinking alcohol, then he drank a beer, and all of sudden he fell asleep in the club. Shame on him, i had to slap him just to get him to move to a table. And as for my grades, i can proudly say that my gpa for the semester was a 2.3, I thank god that I ended up with a C in chemistry because i have no idea what titration is still. But summer school starts, and it lasts for a month, damnit, i shouldnt have been fucking around the fall semester.
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lol. dude, titration is the process in which you find out how much solute is in a solution. Everyone knows that! you add acid/base dropwise until the pH changes rapidly, and then note the pH and amount of titrating agent added as a concentration of the whole. It tellls you when the reaction of the dissolved solute is complete, therby giving you the amount of the solute (back calculation).
gj on the 2.3 though. You made the stoner dean's list... 'high' honors
Tomorrow we'll have a calculus lesson.
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I should hire you as a tutor. Or at least pay you to take my exams. Cuz seriously I only passed chemistry because it was based on a curve. And luckily i fell right in the middle of the curve. Thats the great thing about curves, you can be a complete jack ass, but you only have to be smarter than 25% of them to pass with a C.
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lol... some fucked up way of doing things over there... here your either good at it or your not... no such thing based on other kids.
Steve
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That's why I like grad school. It's more about learning than playing the system. I know too many people that bs'ed their way through school. Now they are retarded.
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Better to manipulate the system and pass, then to work your ass off to fail.
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true xtc... or just do like me... sit back relax and enjoy... I never failed one class that way... kinda weird.
Steve
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Yea, i got plastered the weekend before finals and then my frat brothers were all tripping on shrooms the day before the final. Oh well, one class doesnt seem that bad to fail, i just hate intro courses.
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bah... school is too easy... I dont understand how people can fail.
Steve
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Well thats the canadian education system for ya. Im doing electrical engineering, come down to NJIT and see how hard it is.
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lol... right thats why mcgill is one of the top universities in the world.
Steve
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It may be ranked that, but i highly doubt it. They probably paid off the right people to say that.
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yeah I'm sure... with what? our canadian currency? hahahaha we dont have enough cash to pay seriously :P
Steve
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Not with your cash, but with your women. Your beautiful, and plentiful women.
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damn you got a point right there... but I want to keep them for me.
Steve
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Ehh you wont want them when you come down to the Jersey shore. When there hot their stunningly gorgoues, more beautiful than any canadian girl and there a quite a few of these. But there are also the ugly ones too which there are quite a few of too, but canada has none to extremely gorgeous, or none to ugly.
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oh trust me there is some extremely hot ones.
Steve
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Ok there are some, but not as frequent as they are in NJ. Its like beverly hills over here, except there not as rich, but they still look just the same.
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lol right.......... my hotties are easiers though.
Steve
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i didn't know eskimos could be hot. then again, i've never seen on e out of its furry shell.
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my finals aren't till the like middle of june :cry: sucks big moose cock......for those of you who don't know what a moose is suck my balls :-P
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whats a moose... lol
Steve
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ur canadian and you don't know what a moose is?! wow your cut lmao
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here's a moose :P
http://www.ausbonsargent.org/news/wildSightings/wildImages/moose.JPG
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wow he looks like you...
Steve
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yea i know eh? im so sexy :wink:
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you wish you'd be hung like him.
Steve
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ahh, the logo of my favorite clothing company.
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I own two pooping moose. one poops small jellybeans, and the other poops whoppers. Aren't you jealous? I display them at christmas time, and people think they are reindeer, but really, they are pooping moose.
The picture is the larger one, it is pooping m&m's but can do whoppers.
you know you want one. yes you do...
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hahaha my mom always set out 2 of those are x-mas... they are fucking hilarious.
Steve
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I want to hunt moose.
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moose hunting is fun... good meat too.
Steve
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Is it really, because one day I might just go hunting with nothing but a knife and try to take out a moose, and maybe a bear.
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how about a giant talking taco that poops icecream
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that wouldn't be possible... but it could shit beans though.
Steve
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You watch too much tv. Or do I since I know what you're talking about. and x, you should red dawn a deer first.
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another fucking spam attack?
Steve
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children should not sit in the front seat. even older children. Katie Couric says so.
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those names are all fucked... I only know oprah... whose the other 2?
Steve
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silly canadian. Katie Couric is the female anchor for the today show. Dr. phil has his own show, he is a psycologist and lawyer or something like that. Most people hate dr. phil, but i like him because he makes sense. he is housefrau tv though.
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Makes sense? LOLOLOLOL..... sorry... :lol: :lol:
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ummm... I think cole has a case of too much TV...
Steve
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yea moos hunting is extremely fun....well most hunting is ...lol i love going hunting...and fishing...good times
SPAM ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It is always unwise to judge that which you do not know. So, Ty, that means you are not wise, or you watch Dr. Phil. lol. How's that for logic?
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biggest most successful crack head every award goes to.....
MARION BERRY!!!!!!!
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Hahah cole watches Dr. Phil, and most likely oprah too.
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lol well what else would someone who has problems and doesn't do anything do?
Steve
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Sadly I've seen one of his shows once (due to bordem), and he comes across as an arrogant prick more than a doctor. I would never take advice from him, lol. :lol: 8-)
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This whole clan is just a bunch of peggy bundy's.
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no... I'm canadian... but I dont know about the rest of the clan...
Steve
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I only saw oprah on the best week ever when they make fun of her.
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shit people make fun of her all the time...
Steve
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Was that her in that video feeling herself up? LoL :lol:
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you get a car you get a car you get a car. You would think all those GM cars made would save GM but it didnt.
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Thats the new phrase everyone and their mothers are sayin now. " And you get a car, and you get a car, and you get a car...." FUCKIN OPRAH! :headbang:
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It was, but now its ohhh snap. Thats right, i brought back ohh snap. I heard it on TV a few days ago. ITs not like it matters i saw it on the disney channel.
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Ohh snap never went out, it just calmed down. I know a lot of people that still say Ohh snap all the time. 8-)
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Does anyone say, thats diesel? EP told me they say that in PA, but im thinking hes has a tendency twoards men.
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Usage of the word diesel in PA
Man to Man: Do me Diesel, do me rough, hard, drive it in the rear, with out a spark.
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Its not really Man to Man, its Cole speaking to Cobra Commander
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well they are both married... to me it looks like man to man.
Steve
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Ill let you spam for now. Even tho im bored as fuck on campus. Thats the only reason why ive been spamming so much lately.
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lol yeah time to spam... hehehe
Steve
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holy fuk am i tired. I can't even keep my head balanced. I shall you down this coffee. i need straight xoffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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lmao. that was just me falling asleep at work as I posted that. I have been at work now for three and a half hours.
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nice I'm sitting at home drinking some coffee and getting ready to go pick up my new boa.
Steve
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good for you. what a loser. open the name that song thread now! You have disrupted my spaming. Now I'm not even sure if I should fill up a third page.
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wtf are you talking about?
Steve
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Maybe xTc closed that thread. The thread is locked.
Now for a public service annoucnement:
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well here... I will show you our only aircraft carrier.
Steve
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lol. classic. I bet it has a twenty man crew and there are 50 fishing pole and 30 kegs under the deck.
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lol hell yeah... more then 30 kegs though
Steve
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They have to be able to survive the hot Maine summers.
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Hope that has jet propulsion... Otherwise...lol :lol:
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The jet does, i'm sure. llolllioij 9p u[vspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
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Yea, I'm sure you know. 8-)
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But hes also gay, so he would make a gay jet that no one would want to fly... :lol: :thebirdman:
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I would design it with a dipshit homing system and it would fly right up your arse.
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and miss me and find you right behind me trying to fuck me from behind cause your gay like that...lol :lol: :thebirdman:
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Ty, wake up. You're dreaming agian. It disturbs me that I am your sexual fantasy. This worries all of us deeply.
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Haahah Cole you want to be in his fantasies because thats what you fantasize about.
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xtc... now you stop making fun of cole... its more fun making fun of you
Steve
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No doubt. Besides, you have to come up with something better than "no, I'm say just what you said, but directed at you because I'm a brainless retard".
You got that, you brainless retard..
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I'm lost... really
Steve
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no you're not. brainless.
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im doube lost, beat that!
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Score! :iamwithstupid:
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lol goodluck beating me darken, over 600 posts in 2 days
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wow... 600 in 2 days? I did over 1600 in a couple of hours in a war
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SPAM (to beat hate)
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I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH