The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 01, 2005, 07:58:28 PM
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I just had to make one for Death.
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go for it... quebec sucks... too many french people... BC is the shit with the beaches and the hot chicks... woot.
Steve
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Hmm, i wish people in Montreal spoke english first, instead of assuming everyone speaks french over there. Canada does have alot of hot chicls, and its not a lie. And there pretty horny. But beaches in Canada? When i go to cape cod, the oceans freezing my balls off. So Canada cant be better at all.
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lol you just need to be pointed in the right direction :P
Steve
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Vancouver.... why? because i said so :thebirdman:
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yeah cobra the stip bars in montreal are amazing... xtc got to see that first hand not long ago :P... and vancouver is ok.. I been there a few times... and I'm gonna go there for vacation this summer.
Steve
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Does Toronto have good strippers? I was waiting for the next song in the strip booth, and the whore was talking to me and told me she was from Toronto and came up to montreal for money, since she knows alot of people go there for spring break. And she was an alright stripper, the second the new song started, she took my hands and said "You paid for these" and place them on her titties. Its a hell of a lot better than american strippers.
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lol... yeah canadian hospitality :P
Steve
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how about you guys get a girlfriend to strip for you, this way you dont have to jerk your gerkin afterwards to alleviate that stress.... btw, this is no directed at Death.. last thing i need is an e-snowball flying at me :mrgreen:
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lol even if it was directed at me... its alright.. I have a gf... and I still go to strip bars regularly... its still fun.
Steve
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Yea, up there its done better with strip bars. You can go just to chill and have a few beers. Like you pay the doorman 5 CDN which is like childs money in America, you sit down just order beers while you watch entertainment on the main stage. I went to one play, and they robbed you of 20 bucks before you even got to see any twats. They force you to go to the coat check, where you have to pay 2.50, and then when you get your coat back you have to "tip" 2.50 or they give you a hardcore attitude. Then the bouncer wants a 5 dollar tip per person to give you a seat or he also gives you a hardcore attitude, then the waiter comes by and forces you to buy a drink, and offer you a special like six beers and a table dance for 40 bucks which is ridiculous. And then you have to tip the waiter whos an ugly bitch and couldnt make it as a stripper 5 bucks. So me and my friends were like fuck it, its a rip off, and we went to club cleo, which was awesome. We told the bouncer us 4 only had 5 bucks to tip you, and he was mad chill about it. We sat where the fuck we wanteed to sit " I mostly sat in a private booth", and just started drinking. So its a good place to chill.
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I always speak English first, you gotta remember that not all Montrealers are French. I would love to live in B.C though, I want to see the Rocky mountains and the ocean. We have the crumby St.Laurance which is all poluted with 5 legged frogs (I kid u not!).
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A table dance. But i took the lap dance, and the chick was a bit hotter, but i couldnt touch, :-(
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lol... its still fun... I usually end up on stage getting undressed by 3 strippers... thats fucking awesome.
Steve
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ONTARIO! lol
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fuck ontario... most useless province to canada... they should all fucking die.
Steve
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Just the french are useless in canada. I cant understand a damn word they say.
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ontario useless? ok bud lmao quebec is useless hahaha all they do is bitch that they want to be their own country but still want to keep the currency...they can suck my fucking balls damn frenchies piss me off
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k I hate frenchies more then you... I have to fucking put up with them every fucking day
Steve
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hahah im suprised, i thought you 2 would be the last to hate frenchies.
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well xtc I'm the first in line to kill the french... tell bush to step down... I was waiting already.
Steve
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Hahahaha, with you and what canadian army.
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all I need is a big fucking microwave with some blue smelly cheese... wait for all of them to walk in close the door and put it for 7 days on high.
Steve
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Hahaha, i dunno ever since seing that wierd french robot dude on Eurotrip, they kinda freak me out now.
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lol... ya thats the kind of frenchmen I hate.
Steve
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death i put up with them everyday too half my school is french...drives me fucking crazy
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yeah you its half the school... its not the whole fucking town :angelfire:
Steve
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You need to start a coalition of the willing to extirminate the french. Which reminds me, i saw a funny ass video today, where these guys are making a porno so they pick up these black chicks, they bring em back to there place, the guy takes off his shirt and he has a huge swastika on his chest, then you see a huge nazi flag on his wall. I found it funny.
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lol... yeah...
Steve
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DAmnit, dont say something conclusive. I want this thread to live.
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lmao this thread wont live hahaha....................n e who i dont mind BC..................BC weed is the shizzle
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yeah theres a lot of weed over there... theres also a shitload in my town right now... its like every other house sells some or grows.
Steve
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Hahahah same here. My friend took pics of his plants growing by the window. And then like 3 weeks later, a few houses down from his, there was like a 3 million dollar coke bust. good thing i live in the better section of town.
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lol... theres busts like that all the time here... its so funny.
Steve
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Well in newark, NJ, a really ghetto ass city, i was driving to school, and i made a turn onto a street and a drug bust was going on. I saw people dressed like CT's standing at the front door, and that black thing to knock down the door. Cops were standing behind there car with pistols aimed twoards the house. Its just wierd how they didnt even bother to shut down the street.
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thats fucking awesome... I hope I get to do that kind of busts in my life...
Steve
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yea we always get busts like that in the falls lol quite funny when ur not the one getting pinched lmao
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yeah... my town is so small... you just have to ask someone and they know every single dealer in town. we dont even have any cops around... closest sation is half hour away.
Steve
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In one week, they arrested 9 kids with drugs at my high school. And the funny thing is, these kids act like gangstaz, then when you see the freshmen get cuffed, and are being assisted down the hall with 2 cops, they crying like a little pansy, like i havent even seen kids cry like a bitch as these kids do.
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hahahaha yeah its funny seing kids cry like that...
Steve
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cry? for being arrested? what pussies lmao.....man i have been shot by a taser....that shit fucking hurts...these kids would prolly die ifthey got shot by a taser lmfao
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I know thats the ironic thing, they act all tough and shit, but when they start crying its the best. I get shocked by my car door all the time, now that shit hurts.
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lol shot by a taser... I got to try that.
Steve
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Go ahead and tape it and send it to jackass. I wanna see you on the intro saying "Hi, im johnny knoxville, and welcome to jack ass"
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"I'm Kenney Rogers AND THIS IS KENNY ROGERS JACKASS!" lmfao good ol' mad t.v. hahaha if u havent seen it dl it...fucking hilarious!
man i would never want that shit to happen again.....ok its like a billion times worse the getting a shock from a car door its somethin like 20 000 volts going into it and it was into the back of my leg.......u get the pain of a dart going into ur leg then a really fucking painful shock for as long as the cop wants to taser u :S
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Excellent. I remember the first time i wanted to get shot by a paintball, so my friend hit me in that bone where like the neck meets the spine. I had a bruise there for days, and that shit really hurt. Maybe one day ill get tasered just to get a feel for it.
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just go find ac op...and try to steal his gun...and hope he doesnt actually shoot u shoot u LMFAO!
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Im pretty sure there gonna take out the night stick and beat you until you bleed out of your penis. I dont want to piss off the cops in my town, after all ive been pulled over at least 11 times, and i got off each and every time. And I have a marked car, like every cop knows my car.
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that's gotta suck.......lmao u cant get away wiht shit in ur car thenn.......ouch
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spam spam spam spam spam...
Steve
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spam spam spam spam....
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monkey see monkey do...
spam spam spam spam....
except im not a monkey, unless it was a lemur or spider monkey.
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right... thats all snake food.
Steve
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Well remember that show animorphs, i didnt watch it, but the idea fascinated me, i wanted to be a cheetah.
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be a cheetah? wow? alright CUT
Steve
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Or an eagle. Because i heard they like to eat 1 yr old snakes. :evil:
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yeah they do... but I also know that they are endangered... which can sell good on the black market muhahaha
Steve
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Id peck some eyes out, and squeeze testacles until they burst open if i were an eagle. Now way in hell you would sell me on the blackmarket.
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lol people wouldn't handle you... they would kill you and stuff you to put on the fireplace.
Steve
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Thats cuz other eagles are bitches. I would be one of the crazy breeds.
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lol crazy breeds? like a bald eagle :P
Steve
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i would be a lepard :-P or maybe a anaconda :-P or maybe a hawk i unno they are some viscious things :-)
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I am planning on buying an anaconca in the next 2 years or so...
Steve
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i used to have one but it got too big :cry: so my ma made me get rid of it..i wanan get another one though....or a monkey i have always wanted a monkey
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you had a what? anaconda?
Steve
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wait lmao i meant a boa hahaha not an anaconda i read wrong my bad
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lol well I have a boa... I'm getting another one real soon.
Steve
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Get one of those yellow pythons like that wrestler carried around.
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those would be a burmese python... yeah I am looking at an albino burm... but I'm debating still.
Steve
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I get scared by garder snakes. plz dont tell anyone.
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I wont tell anyone that you are a big PUSSY.
Steve
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a
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Its not only garder snakes, its bees and those things that shed all over the place and make that noise chhhh chhhh chhh
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lol nice imitation.
Steve
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One thing i hate is when a fly just flies in your ear or eye, or theyre just flying around like a drunk in front of your face, and al you can focus on is that damn fly all over the place. Well its even worse with the things that go chhh chh chhh. I was outside takin a nap, and that shit landed on my arm, i started at it and looked disgusting, made that gay noise, and freaked me out.
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hahahaha... I dont care much about flies... they dont hurt me much...
Steve
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Unless their........KILLER FLIES!! :lol:
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oh yeah them canadian killer flies are really bad sometimes.
Steve
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xtc ur just a lil bitch its ok :-) lmao and thos things thatu dun like that make the noise...hope to god one of them dun land in ur hair because it has to be cut out because they cant be removed from hair
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wow thug are you drunk? I couldn't get nothing of that.
Steve
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nah, hes just a little hindered if you know what i mean.
RETARD
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i was kinda baked.....waht am i saying kinda geez lol
what i meant to say is that he better hope that the bugs, that make the chhh chh chhh
, dont land in his hair because they have to be cut out....theres no other way to get them out and if they get tangled well.....u get a buzz cut
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ohhh snap, i hope that was a pun.
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eh I still didn't get it... actually haven't read it... but its cool
Steve
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you see, its a bug, and its a buzz cut. get it ?
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no... like I said I didn't read it... and now I dont even remember what you were all talking about.
Steve
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Yea i jsut look at the last post and respondto that. Theres just so much spam i dontfeel like reading it all.
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lol now you get it... I dont read half this shit anyway.
Steve
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Heres what it all sounds like....:
SPAMSPAMSPAM :lol:
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Interesting, Ty has become a post whore.
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I go in spurts... I'll spam for a week or so and then not post at all for a week. Thats how my life is, lol :lol:
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Good. Im waiting for you to get off so i can get off.
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See, even if I get off you'll still post X... FOREVER AND EVER.... Your a true spam whore dude! Don't deny your inner-self! 8-)
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Sometimes i dont like to admit it, but I am. Help me Ty, you say you have an atractive g/f, so therefore she must have attractive friends, its ok if their milfs, their actually preferred.
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lol... you need a hottie xtc... big time.
Steve
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My girl always has a lot of hot friends. I have a tough time tryin not to flirt with em when she brings em over, lol... :lol: 8-)
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lol I flirt with all hot girls.
Steve
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Good. Im waiting for you to get off so i can get off.
WTF?!?!? xTc. This is why people say you're gay. You get off on watching Ty get off?
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ouch... thats bad... real bad... go get checked out.
Steve
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Maybe he's in therapy and that's why he can't post.
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I've caught him tryin to get off in the bushes when I have my girl over. I've had to chase him down the street with a bat twice now because of that shit... :lol: 8-)
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I thought Gunman would be a person to do that...
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I'm just tellin it like it happens man... :lol:
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You say you have this attractive girlfriend, but im pretty sure its just a blow up doll with susie written across her inflatable titties.
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Yet thats why I catch you wackin off in the bushes when shes over and I end up chasing you down the street with my bat? Right.... :lol: :lol: :thebirdman: :lol: :lol:
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Is that why i see a 500 lb black woman scatting on your chest.
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?? yea, ok dude... :?
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you give rim jobs?
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I'll let that one go since it was dumb :x :lol:
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ok cleveland steam eater
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Nunavut. I like to vacation in the QE Islands
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I love to vacation in Aspen. :headbang1: AWESOME snowboarding there and an amazing view wherever you go :lol: :headbang1:
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i am way to lazy to read through all your spam so i just scim through and talk about something that looks important but theres nothing here so im just spammin it
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well thug... its because your slacking... SLACKING
Steve
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k, I think were labeling people now. :-o We have officially labeled xTc "gay", so I think T3H's official label now is "slacker". LoL :-P :lol:
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and everyone knows I'm the forum slut/spam whore.
Steve
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Yea, but thats not an actual "tag" like gay or slacker. Give me a second and I'll think of your tag... :lol:
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it's foho.
What is my tag. How are you going to pidgeon-hole me? Bring it you little whiny bitch. ,)
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foho? thats nice... I might have to add that to my CSS name
Steve
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a foho is a what ?
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lol x... :lol:
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Lol. Remember. I coined the term foho, and you said that I can't make up my own words. Then we started spaming made up words. Geez. All I can say is thank you. I often feel like I am losing my mind and that my memory is failing me. But at least I'm not as bad as you xTc. ..
Oh and one more thing.
(http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/spam3.jpg)
more ebaum picture spam.
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is that xtc? the kid?
Steve
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Thats his brother I believe... :lol: 8-)
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xtc the one using the saw lamo...knowing him he would cut his hand off
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HAHA, I would laugh for days if that happened...He'd be cryin "NO MORE CS! NOOOOO!".... haha :lol: 8-)
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Now there's a concept for Valve's EULA. Get caught hacking on a VAC server and they amputate all your fingers except your thumb and pink on your dominate hand. This way you'd at least think you had a chance, but just get frustrated. Maybe I'll send in that suggestion on steampowered.
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yeah do it...
Steve
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I'd love to see a reply from that one, haha :lol:
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I cant remember every second of your damn gay life cole. But i can remember how you taught everybody to make a FiFi.
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lol... well he didn't teach us... really
Steve
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The sad thing is that that video was the first time I'd ever seen one. xTc has been dating one since high school. I guess he's just more creative than me.
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well I dont know... cole has some kind of creativity...
Steve
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No, cole just uses big words to confuse us sometimes, thats all... :lol: 8-)
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i live in a different world, that's all. what do you see when you look at the sky...
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if I look at the sky I see the sky.
Steve
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Good times ehh Cobra? Where'd u stay there bro? :lol: :?
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Nice bro, last time I was there I stayed at the Harrah's... Good shit dude, HUGE casino at floor level (like every other hotel dosen't have one anyway...lol) :lol: :headbang1:
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Good shit bro, when I went there I wasn't of legal age yet, but my sister won like 2 grand doin that shit. :lol: :headbang1:
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Next time I go I'm goin to win a car... :lol: :headbang1:
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Not stupid, you just have bad grammar...lol :lol: 8-)
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LoL, you mean BORN in Jersey. I live in Jersey and have good grammar although its only been 2 years since I first moved here. I'm just waiting for the local Jersey retardation air to kick in and I'll start to talk like you! :lol: :headbang1:
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I know, I am in fear of that day... :cry: :lol:
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Big man you mean. Its ok, mistakes happen. I forgive for the wrong saying... :lol: 8-)
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the whole little boy, big man thing. You just made a mistake, thats all. I corrected you... :lol: 8-)
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now you guys had a war without me? wtf
Steve
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Nah, just a dispute. Cobra lasted only 20 minutes... :lol:
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so its nothing like our 4 hour war... that was long
Steve
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Yes it was. I would say I wasted my day, but I would gladly waste a day to get an extra 500 posts. Its only 1 day out of the 90,000,000 I will live... :lol: :headbang1:
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yeah... I mean a few days out of your life dont hurt.
Steve
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Me, a few days no problem. Death, spending 5 of 7 days a week here is over-doin it buddy...lol :lol:
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nope... 8 days out of a week is too much...not 7
Steve
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You sure about that? :? :lol:
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eh yes I am sure
Steve
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I don't think you are...
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becuase the spoon isnt really there
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who needs a spoon these days
Steve
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x is lookin for a fork, I know that...lol :lol:
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This is true. There is no spoon. And no x, there are no anal beads either.
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lol... what a nasty thought... really didn't want to think about that this early
Steve
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The trick is to seperate your visual mind from the rest. This way you can come up with these crazy ideas without ruining your lunch. Only visualize them if you really want to dedcribe them or fall into deep thought. If that makes any sense to you, you can do it. Otherwise, have fun with xTc's anus you freaks..
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no I dont lose my lunch over this shit... it dont go that bad,
Steve
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my fucing work computer is sucking ass. frickin proxy servers.
spec spam... annoying, isn't it.
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not really.... just go read what I posted in lets count
Steve
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ok. will do.
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yeah you better... god damn it
Steve
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Or rather read what I posted in "Let's Count"... My replys are MUCH better... :lol: :headbang1:
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sure they are... SURE
Steve
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replies reshlies. i can't wait for my computer it is driving me crazy. I could be pubbing right now.
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Even though you never do...lol :lol:
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yeah i do, all the time, just during the day lately. I hear that you're nver around, oh and never vent
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yeah tyd get your bitch ass in vent
Steve
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vent bah. i need to fix my headset.
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vent is cool
Steve
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I fixed my headset. I love vent. If 13 yr. girls knew about vent...I'd buy that fucking stock.
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and an 8 x 10 cell
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NEWFOUNLDAND ROCKS! YEA!
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how about france?
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lol random
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BC... ya baby
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IM SPAM KING!
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I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH