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Title: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 27, 2005, 09:07:04 PM
Annyone who loves Epsom salt which is Magnesium Sulfate, MgSO4 should post here. That shit is a miracle worker. It rebuilds you faster stronger and better. I think im gonna take a dip in this miracle juice every single day. If you have back problems or something, lay in your tub for 20 min with this. If Epsom Salt were a woman, i would marry it.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on April 28, 2005, 07:41:58 AM
 :iamwithstupid:  :notworthy:
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Post by: Death_ADDER on April 28, 2005, 07:59:15 AM
wow ya... I'm sticking to my love for snakes there bud.

Steve
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Post by: Cole on April 28, 2005, 08:24:43 AM
Can anyone say psychosomatic  ...  :?
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 28, 2005, 08:42:07 AM
Webster defines psychosomatic as something in words I still dont understand, but im pretty sure it was an insult. Just try epsom salt, this stuff is great. I took a bath in it yesterday, and i had tihs scab that was healing for a while and like all of a sudden, theres like no scab. My back doesnt hurt as much anymore and wow its like a miracle worker.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 29, 2005, 09:19:12 PM
Guess noone loves the shit as much as i do. i came in third place for the volleyball tournament. I wasnt going to play up until the epsom salt gave me a speedy recovery.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on April 29, 2005, 09:51:19 PM
wow voleyball... WTF!!!!

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 30, 2005, 12:07:59 PM
What do you mean WTF ?? Volleyball is the second best sport, right next to soccer. It takes power and speed to play. Unlike some other sports like football where there are 500 lb guys with all muscle, then there are runners. Soccer and Vollyeball players need a good mix of both and not just all of one.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on April 30, 2005, 01:51:38 PM
no hockey is the best... you need size/muscles/skills/speed... like everything you can actually think of.

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on April 30, 2005, 02:02:17 PM
i reitterate  :iamwithstupid: hockey is my sport and will be always, but lacrosse is a close second :headbang1:
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on April 30, 2005, 02:30:11 PM
lacrosse is up there for sure... damn thats fun.

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 01, 2005, 04:44:13 PM
Hockey is dead to me ever since they canceled the damn season. Like wtf, it gets popular and players are actually getting paid good money and all of a sudden they fucking cancel it. It upsets me. But i rather player soccer any day.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 01, 2005, 07:51:19 PM
see its not the players that cancelled the season.. its the managers cause they dont want to pay the players' salary.

Steve
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on May 02, 2005, 07:21:12 AM
nerd!!! CS NERD!! they are the worst kind!!!!  :flamed: :thebirdman:
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 02, 2005, 10:53:24 PM
He is an e-athelete ok. And besides the worst kind of nerds are the star trek nerds, you know the ones that show up for comicon. we all know that.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 02, 2005, 11:03:24 PM
wow startrek and starwars sucks major ass... no offence to anyone...

Steve
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on May 03, 2005, 07:37:55 AM
 :thebirdman: bite me Canada, the original 3 Star Wars were amazin
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 03, 2005, 09:42:19 AM
I saw one in theaters... I figured I'd go see what the fuss was all about... and I walked out so fucking bored out of my mind... I was glad to be out of there.

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 03, 2005, 05:38:08 PM
I did the same, i wanted to see what all the hype was about. My teacher took a vacation just so he can wait in lin in nyc. But i didnt think it was that great. Like some of the laser sword fights were cool but that was it.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Cole on May 11, 2005, 09:29:02 AM
have you finished your carton of epsom salt yet?  do you have girlie man skin now?  have those shankers finally gone away?  did eating any get rid of those herpies sores on your lip?

just wondering x... :P
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 11, 2005, 09:50:49 AM
Yes, my face is as smooth as a babies behind. No more rough calic on my feet or hands. My muscles feel great, im outside playing volleyball all the time now, and as for the herpes sores, im pretty sure i dont have any, or maybe i jsut havent had an outbreak yet.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 11, 2005, 07:09:24 PM
eh... right... so anyway guys... moving on.

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 16, 2005, 09:30:13 AM
WTF no more epsom salt lovers?
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 16, 2005, 06:19:21 PM
nope I think your all alone in that one xtc.

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 16, 2005, 11:43:11 PM
Maybe none of you have tried it, thats why you guys are so bias. Im sure after a long days work your muscles get sore, and this shit is the best to sooth them. I take epsom salt baths to get pumped up for volleyball games.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Cole on May 17, 2005, 02:02:15 AM
cyclobenzaprine relaxes you muscles too.  and you don't have to be all gay like taking a bath in a frat house. 
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 17, 2005, 08:45:31 AM
Hah, i was actually thinking about saving up for a spa in my backyard, and just pouring that epsom salt shit in there to eneregize me.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Cole on May 18, 2005, 01:59:18 AM
I was thinking of building a meth lab, so I can sell you meth to energize you.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 18, 2005, 09:00:55 AM
mmmmm Speed...
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: T3H on May 18, 2005, 05:45:25 PM
its called CRACK!....................lmao
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 18, 2005, 06:30:42 PM
If its crack, then i need me a can of red balls.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 18, 2005, 08:32:40 PM
never tried crack or any drugs... I'm staying away from that shit.

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 18, 2005, 10:48:53 PM
Hahaha what about shrooms, alot of people do them and they turn out alright. Its been around since like forever, like 2000 bc.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Cole on May 19, 2005, 03:15:17 AM
'Better Living Through Chemistry"

Since you got a C in Chem, you should stay away from any hardcore chems.

Stick to the natural stuff.  lol

But remember, just because it's natural doesn't make it safe.  If you do things for the right reasons in the right setting, you should be safe.  With psychedelics it's not the drug, but the experience that can cause neruological damage.  Think post traumatic stress disorder.  check out www.erowid.org (http://www.erowid.org)

If you don't know erowid then you have not informed yourself (remember it's only one source, and you only have one brain).  Sorry about the rant but neuropharmacology has kinda become a burgeoning hobby for me.  Really interesting stuff.  I can recommend some books (texts) if you'd like. 

Also, if you like chemistry and phenolethlyamines and tryptamines.....and don't know about phikal and tykal Alexander Shulgin wrote some good books.  He discovered many 'research chemicals' and experimented with them on himself and wrote results and findings.  http://www.cognitiveliberty.org

Any drug can be extremely dangerous for the developing mind.  You mind is not finished biologically developing until you're about 20 or so.  So Adder's wise for staying away from the stuff.  But like Tommy in 'Tommy Boy' said... "There's a time a place for everything....It's called college."  lol
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 19, 2005, 07:31:20 AM
the only 2 drugs I take is cafeine and alcohol... thats it.

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 19, 2005, 09:40:02 AM
Well as long as nothing happens its all good. Its not like im going to do acid.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 19, 2005, 11:53:07 AM
lol.... why the hell not?

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Cole on May 19, 2005, 12:55:17 PM
you say that like it's poison...it's medicine, first designed to induce labor.

imagine that.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 20, 2005, 08:58:15 AM
lol yeah that'd be funny... c'mon try it xtc.

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 20, 2005, 09:50:32 AM
No Death_Adder i will not do acid, i saw some kid trip on acid, and apparently its his favorite drug, but theres no way in hell i wanna end up like him.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 20, 2005, 04:33:24 PM
lol exactly why I'm not trying any of the drugs...

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 20, 2005, 10:50:12 PM
I dont even do weed, even tho to many people accuse me of it, because i look like high all the time, but thats really me just recovering from a night of heavy drinking.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 21, 2005, 10:13:10 AM
well I have never even tried it... so its better.

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 22, 2005, 09:06:35 AM
Good thing you listen to McGuff the Crime Dog. Take a bite out of crime.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 10:19:50 PM
nah I help crime... I wont hurt it.

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 05:13:24 AM
It is really a question of relativity.  however, in all cultures the unbiased mass murder of humans is usualy a faux paux
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 01:00:45 PM
Mass muder is wrong. Don't even think about it Cole... :lol: :thebirdman:
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Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 04:08:37 PM
Uhh, yes?  :?
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 03:26:51 AM
hm.. i thought that i replied to this. fucking computer.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 12:41:53 PM
lol sucks you have a shitty computer

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 04:40:50 AM
my computers are elite.  I can't wait to start my newjob.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 09:52:44 AM
yeah... then you wont spam as much

Steve
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Cole on July 12, 2005, 06:01:22 AM
i know.  that does suck.  but at least I'll be professionally happy once again.
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 10:35:51 PM
Cole ur only happy when ur posting, which means u are depressed right now, i was expectin all these posts to be answer by tonight
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:04:08 PM
lol... they are all answered...
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: wonder. on November 07, 2006, 06:57:26 PM
SPAM (to beat hate)
Title: Re: Epsom Salt Lovers come here
Post by: He_Hate_Me on November 09, 2006, 02:46:57 AM
I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH