The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Death_ADDER on April 27, 2005, 05:41:48 PM
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here guys I will post a couple of pics of my snake... he's my baby :P
if you want more I posted 6 pics here http://www.redtailboas.com/forum/showthread.php?p=185351
Steve
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look how cute that lil' guy is!
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yeah he's about a year old... and 3 feet... but at about 5-6 years he's gonna be close to 10-12 feet long... and they live up to 20-25 years.
Steve
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lol its cute but ur one crazy mofo
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That things suppose to be cute? Thats a pet for hardcore biker dudes with harley davidisons and tatoos all over there arms includng one that says Mom. Or it belongs to a lesbian with a mullet that drives a camaro. Couldnt you have gotten a pet like a siberian huskey, now thats a pet i would want. Btw, if its so cute would you let it lick yout face, or wrap it around your neck? Well maybe death adder would, but i sure as hell wouldnt.
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lol he wraps around my neck all the time... lots of times I let him sleep with me... its cool he is very quiet.
Steve
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lol... :P
Steve
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That things suppose to be cute? Thats a pet for hardcore biker dudes with harley davidisons and tatoos all over there arms includng one that says Mom. Or it belongs to a lesbian with a mullet that drives a camaro. Couldnt you have gotten a pet like a siberian huskey, now thats a pet i would want. Btw, if its so cute would you let it lick yout face, or wrap it around your neck? Well maybe death adder would, but i sure as hell wouldnt.
snakes are cool.... its not a cobra... it wont hurt.. jeez. :mrgreen: - i love snakes!
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Wow Death_ADDER is one tough dude.
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i like snakes and im not a biker ima walker :sunny:
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hahaha I dont walk... I drive... too lazy here...
Steve
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man, all the talk about chinese having small snakes bleh! muhahahaha
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Dat snake's nuttin compared to the one Mr. Green packs in his shorts!!
Nice animal...my uncle is a wacko into that stuff...had turtles in his tub and prianna in there another time...crazy mofo...
:mrgreen: Mr. Green says: "Roll out the firehose of Love!"
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What the hell do you feed it? A dead rat or do you let it have fun and kill a live one?
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depends on the day... if he eats in the afternoon I'll feed him live... if he doesn't take it in the afternoon I kill it and let him eat it overnight.
Steve
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Anything else you feed him that would be a little more interesting like maybe a rabbit ? And if you ever need rats, just come by to nyc, theyre having some kind of rat problem, so go into the sewers and kill them, so your feeding issue to your snake is solved, and so is nyc's problem.
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man that albino one at the website is INSANE :-o! ur is nice...it looks likes its gonna get BIg when its older
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Teach it to do some tricks like those indian people do with the flute.
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yeah mine is gonna get big... once he's big enough I will have to feed it rabbits instead of rats.
Steve
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Do you have one of those cool tanks where the snake can kind of camaflouge itself ?
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well he has a cave and a really creative environment... and I have a huge cage...
Steve
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nice, its gonna be great when that Crocodile guy shows up at your door... Oy! We got a large one here!! and he has a really creative habitat! now im just gonna sit here and piss him off until he gets mad and takes my finger off!!
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lol I've tried to piss off the snake so he would bite me(their bites are really a joke... they practicly have no teeth) but anyway he wouldn't bite me... he was like GTFO and let me be... lol
Steve
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then give your snake a good cock slap and see what it does then. Lets see if that hurts.
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right... I'm not that stupid yet... I only cock slap the ugly bitches... and thats not often cause I usually turn them down unless I'm way fucking drunk.
Steve
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Lol, nice snake... I want a pet snake too!! :)[/b]
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as of right now, i'll stick with my dog.... heh, but when i get my own jaunt, then maybe i'll look into more exotic animals, like Lemurs.... who the hell wouldnt want one of these cute little guys
http://www.eyesondesign.net/2002gallery/lemur.jpg
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HAHAH LEMUR!!! We always made fun of a kid and always called him lemur. Like that show on pbs, and he always threatened to kill everyone. But the pet i want is a liger.
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lol a lemur... wow I'm sticking to snakes...
Steve
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those kinkajews are pretty cool looking. Or maybe a panda bear, how awesome would that be.
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those aren't made to be pets... I'm thinking about getting into venomous snakes... those look pretty nice.
Steve
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How are they not made to be pets? A dog is a freakin pet, and so is a cat. I also want a monkey, like the one homer simpson had so it can steal stuff for me.
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I'm sure T3H or Elite can help you - invite 'em over and toss 'em a banana - the next thing you know you have two monkey pets...as far as stealing - well - I leave this part of the training up to you...gotta take some responsiblity for your pets...
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What, you dont tell you attach a snake to your cameras forehrad, and sneak it into the womens bathroom? Like pets can be trained to do some useful shit.
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I'm sure T3H or Elite can help you - invite 'em over and toss 'em a banana - the next thing you know you have two monkey pets...as far as stealing - well - I leave this part of the training up to you...gotta take some responsiblity for your pets...
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hahahaha, nice Spike! :mrgreen:
xTc, panda's rock!!
[img]http://alzadventures.homestead.com/files/SDzoo/Panda_Bear.jpg[/imgl]
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I'm sure T3H or Elite can help you - invite 'em over and toss 'em a banana - the next thing you know you have two monkey pets...as far as stealing - well - I leave this part of the training up to you...gotta take some responsiblity for your pets...
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hahahaha, nice Spike :mrgreen:
and xTc, Pandas rock
Look how cute this lil' guy is......
(http://alzadventures.homestead.com/files/SDzoo/Panda_Bear.jpg)
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Find me a picture of a liger, or use your imagination and draw it yourself.
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<3 ligers.... lol
Steve
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So my top 3 animals of choice are
1 Spider Monkey
2 Kinkajew
3 Siberian huskey
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I was gonna buy a husky the other day... but I dont want a dog right now... I have problems cleaning after myself... fucking taking care of a dog.
Steve
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DAmnit, you should get one. A siberian huskey ecspecially, only because they look awesome with those greyish silverish eyes of theres. My frineds dog hunts mice which is pretty cool. I saw it ahnilate one. So you can catch mice, and then feed it to your snake. its a 2 for 1 deal.
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sounds like a good deal... but I wont feed my snake any outdoor mice/rats... since they can carry diseases.
Steve
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like the canadian plague *shudders* that one is scary, turns men into French speaking wussies :evil:
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hahahaha gerbils... wow... those are good to feed to my snake too.
Steve
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How awesome would a care bear be? Mine would have a picture of an extasy tablet on its shirt, and by making people happy it would use its powers to pop e tablets into peoples mouths.
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ok ur fucked bud lmao
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yeah thug we already knew that.
Steve
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Thank you captian O
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hey xTc where can i sign up for that mall walkers society?! :mrgreen:
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Go to your local mall and they have like things on the wall for it. Every morning everybody does like a walk or power walk around the mall. I only know cuz when i worked at Abercrombie and had the morning shift, i saw masses of old people walking around everywhere, and i wondered what the hell they were doing, the stores arent even open yet.
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wtf people walk? I seriously dont understand why would people want to walk...
Steve
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I play soccer and volleyball, walking is to plain for me. But i always try to take those few extra steps, like instead of the elevator ill just take the stairs. Or maybe ill go the outside way on my campus, instead of walking indoors the entire time.
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right... I walk to my car... then drive to the store... which is across the street 2 houses away.
Steve
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My senior year in high school theres such a situation with parking, that you need to leave mad early to get a spot. So i left at 6 am everyday, and i lived like 5 blocks away.
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thats when you park in the areas marked for handicaps and walk out with a limp... :P
Steve
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hahah that reminds me the time on The Simpsons when Homer is looking for parking at the mall during christmas time, so he parks in the handicap spot, and just drags his foot behind him.
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exactly... thats how you do it :)
Steve
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But how are handicap people supopse to drive ? I mean if they have a broken arm or leg i wouldnt want them driving. Unless it were there left foot broken, and they didnt have a car with a clutch.
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bah most of the time they sit in the back seat and someone drives for them... :/ I want a personal driver too.
Steve
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Ohh and i thought the handicap people were driving this entire time. Thats kinda messed up tho, like old people get it, and they shouldnt even be on the road in the first place.
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I know my grandpa got in 2 accidents in the last month... he can't even tell who I am but they still let him drive WTF???
Steve
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Same thing happened with my neighbor except she broke her hip and then put her in a nursing home.
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good... she was too dangerous anyway.
Steve
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They need to put those laws into effect where like people about a certain age need to there liscence test again like around the age of 30 :evil:
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lol a lot of people in TE are gonna hate ya now :P I say physical test at 40 and re-do your test at 50 or so then every 5 years.
Steve
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What the hell are you gonna need a physical test for anyways. 2/3 of americans would fail that shit, compared to like 1/100000000 of canadians. I go to canada i see skinny people everywhere, but then i head out to NYC and all i see is fatties.
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lol it is true... we have some fatties but not quite as much as in the US.
Steve
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But even then, their only chubby not really fat. I mean when we get fat, we get really fat, like only hardcore measures can be taken to make us skinny again, like cutting our stomachs in half, or liposuction and then a tummy tuck.
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This just became a PM spam.
Adder and xTc sittin' in a tree....
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lol cole...
Steve
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How mature and your 20 something or maybe even 30 something?!?!!!? I sang that song when i was like in kindergarten. Anyone remember Nick Nack patty wack give a dog a bone??
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nope never heard.
Steve
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no? classic. This old man goes running home. lol
but still. maturity is just repression of actual thought. Just becareful who you let into your actual world. I'm not that careful.
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As we all know here... :lol: :thebirdman:
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fucking gay ass smileys aagain.a rhrhrhhshshggh
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:-D
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read the backwards: Gaf
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nope
Steve
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just testing. your turn xTc
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lol... sucks your new one aint there yet
Steve
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I can play. Actually, I haven't even put back on the heatsink yet. I might do that tonight.
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kk
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snakes are awesome