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Title: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 27, 2005, 01:22:36 PM
Now this may be shocking to look at but look at the first guy in the video clip, i think i found our Cobra Commander

http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/contagious/flash_video/WTF_FanimeCon
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on April 27, 2005, 05:39:35 PM
that was.............. odd. :headbang1:
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Cole on April 28, 2005, 11:07:58 AM
Thanks for the heavy xtc.  Now here's a Rave.....for you to roll at.  On Cobra Island...

http://www.heavy.com/index.php?videoPath=/current/teriaki/cartoonz/OldSchool_Rave&partner=aff36
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 29, 2005, 09:37:01 PM
Hahaha cobra island, what crazy shit that was. I always remember when i watched that show, they all dressed like the village people. I distinctly remember a guy dressing in a black leather vest with tight leather jeans and one of those leather caps. Then there was a tough sailor, and a native american with an eagle. And jane or whatver was completely dressed while the gi joes had all there huge bulky muscles showing. Cobra Commander was the man, he dressed his soldiers appropriatly, but the GI Joe dressed them like fags. Oh yea, how come the cobra soldiers always had the worst shot, i see a million red lasers going twoards the Joe's all the time but it seems by luck the joes never get damaged...

Thats my 2 cents. And i have no idea what im even ranting about anymore.

Now Power Rangers that was a show. The pink ranger was my favorite, i believe her name was Kim. I would always wait for the beginning intro where should would be on the long thing doing a cart wheel or someshit like that in her aerobics uniform. Now Power Rangers, that was a good show to watch, but only the original, not the new space time travelers or whatever the fuck that shit is. I wanted to be like the Green Ranger who turned into the White ranger only because 1) He probably got action from the pink ranger 2) He had the dragonzord, which later on became the falcon.

Im just gonna keep reminiscing so whatever.... Read on if you wish....

One thing i never understood is why thet never just whipped out the special sword immediatly. it was a sure thing every time, i just dont get how they can stomp over all these buildings and then when everythings done being destroyed, then they take out the sword. Or they had this special dinasour that came out when they called it, and it would help them kick some ass, they should have just called him out every time to.

And they had guns to.... What the fuck is up with that... why didnt they just kill the putty people with that shit.... unbelieveable...woulda saved them alot of time..

And one thing other people always say is why the black ranger was black, and the yellow ranger of asian descent (probably a flyp)..

jeez cartoons when i was a kid was just ridiculous now that i reminisce and think of all this stuff...

Its 11:30 on a friday night, and youre wondering why im making the post right? Well if you read this far, you deserve to know. I got drunk thursday night, and danced my self to death with all these women. I had 4 hours of sleep and had a 4 hour volleyball tournament, and since im nocturnal i cant go to be now.

Im trying to think of another show i watched as a kid that i can kind of  make fun of, but none come to me right off the bat....

Since i see the mr green icon, i think ill just talk about the tom green show. Anyone watch the Tom Green Subway hour show... wow was that shit hilarious.

ummmm goodbye im tired of ranting for now...until i come up with another show or someting...

Oh yea i dont feel like pressing backspace so i wont erase teh above thing, but anyone remember pogs? We all tried to collect the coolest pogs we could find, and the holographic ones were the coolest. And slammers were the best, cuz we wanted to have the mightiest/fiercest slammer there was, it was the one that could flip as many pogs upside down as possible...

Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Death_ADDER on April 29, 2005, 09:52:20 PM
wow I was just looking at what you wrote... didn't even have the energy to read it... so yeah anyway... dont mind xtc.

Steve
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 30, 2005, 12:06:26 PM
Hahah i didnt feel like going to bed so whatever...
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Death_ADDER on April 30, 2005, 01:50:59 PM
I was serious when I said I just looked at the size and didn't bother reading... lol... thats way too much of a waste of time.

Steve
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 01, 2005, 04:45:27 PM
Its not a waste of time, i think i make some really good points there.
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 01, 2005, 07:52:49 PM
well I still didn't read it.. and I also dont plan on reading it.

Steve
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 02, 2005, 10:55:53 PM
If Destro has some water, will he die? I mean oxidation and rustomg and that kind of stuff kills him right?
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Cole on May 03, 2005, 06:35:09 AM
Oh no... Power Rangers?!?  What are you ten?  Next you'll tell us you've got a good sized collection of pokemon and yugi-oh cards....lmao!

I'm too old for that crap.. (heheheh)

Now Voltron.  They were the shit.  And Robotech too.  And, if you knew about him, Gundam.  (I didn't know about Gundam until college....)

Destro is an enigma.  If his face is made of metal, how does move his mouth?  Didn't bullets bounce off his head?  If so....I'm thinking he's an alien.  I also always thought that him and cobra commander were "shiny happy people holding hands"  Get it shiny.  Oh man. 
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 03, 2005, 08:52:52 PM
Power Rangers came out when i was in 2nd grade, what the hell did you expect me to watch. Well i did watch GI Joe, transformers, and teenage mutant ninja turtles those were awesome shows. I had the GI Joe walkie talkie set.
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Cole on May 04, 2005, 04:30:29 AM
lol...I was joking xtc.  I was just poking fun at the age difference, I'm old and you're a guido.

   But then again, when I got my first job out of college, there was this furnace operator who was a couple of years older than me.  He was this chubby weird looking punk who was straight out of Camden.  The first time I met him, he was wearing a yellow hoody.  Out of this hoody he pulled a teletubby doll.  He watched the teletubbies every day.  Even his girlfriends kids wouldn't watch it, they were ten at the time.  He must have dropped a lot of acid...

You never know how mentally unstable some people are.  When you find a guy who whips a teletubby doll out of his pocket, what should your reaction be?  I mean, this guy could be a serial killer for all I know....lol

He also had a wizard of oz themed wedding.  They had these little 3 foot dolls of the cast of the movie that were posed to look like they were walking down the aisle with them.  lmao. rofl. 

Just thought I'd share that bit of oddity.
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 04, 2005, 08:50:10 AM
Hahahaha those damn pinieys and teletubbies. Its not like i have any power rangers that i still keep around with me, i sold my megazord thingy at a garage sale, and it was one of the saddest days of my life.
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 10:23:00 PM
wow god damn this is fucking old

Steve
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 04:53:18 AM
Not that old, geez.  ps. how do you get the forums to go autmatically to the next topic after you post.  pm me with the answer if  you have it.
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 12:42:52 PM
Dude, its not even 2 months old...lol :lol:
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 02:14:59 AM
that's older than I am.
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 01:21:15 PM
lol cole we know you are old

Steve
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 02:04:39 AM
good, fill me in.
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 10:34:34 AM
 :sunny: under the sun

Steve
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Cole on July 07, 2005, 03:40:08 AM
32k feed sounds wayyyyaaayyayayy way better than the 20K feed, but my connection here suks
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 07, 2005, 04:25:27 AM
lol my connection rocks

Steve
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: wishbone on July 07, 2005, 07:28:08 AM
guys,  Dino the last dinosaur was the best show on TV until th early 90s, and thats when barney took over as the tv icon of the century.
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 07, 2005, 10:31:38 AM
right... purple dino

Steve
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Cole on July 08, 2005, 04:24:39 AM
 wishbone, wtf are you talking about?  Were the pipes in you house that you grew up in lead?
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 09, 2005, 10:27:44 AM
prolly

Steve
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Cole on July 12, 2005, 03:56:35 AM
Yum.  Free toxins for alah
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 10:11:16 AM
toxic toxins
Title: Re: Did I find Cobra commander?
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:50:52 PM
yay... toxic