The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: kira on April 22, 2005, 07:01:28 PM
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put the lime in the coke u nut n drink em both tagada
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PUT THE LIME IN THE COKE AND MAKE YOU FEEL BETTA
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its puts the cherry and vanilla in the Dr. Pepper and it pwns the coke with lime! :flamed:
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Heres a tip to all of you underage drinkers who want to look cool!!! Take selzter and stir it in with iced tea mix. Now you have something that looks like beer. Isnt that great?
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lmao
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i dont drink alcohal beer taste nasty :puke:
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typical girl response..... how are you gonna be a TE member with a non-beer attitude! :mrgreen:
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Corona beer is where it's at, but it's all about the hard liquor.
Greeygoose Vodka or go home![/b]
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actually beer is good... but its all about the scotch :headbang1:
Steve
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GMD Lite is where its at. Play beer pong with it and funnel it. After all, who wants a beer belly ?
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HAHAHAH same as everyone else i know when they went to college.
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i must have like 7 friends that have those mini fridges full of beer.... and then put them right next to the bed... cause as my one buddy says why have coffee when beer gets the job done too :mrgreen:
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actually beer is good... but its all about the scotch :headbang1:
Steve
Glenmorangie 18 and the Glenlivet pwn me. Acutually, I've never had a bad songle malt. It's all about the single malt. It pwns the shit out of beer. Hands down. How's that for fukin' sophisticated???
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Arent malt beverages for women and bitches ? Like when they serve fruit punch at a party and youre a guy, you grab a beer, dont be a bitch and go for the fruit punch. Its the same with malt beverages.
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how did we start talking bout beer? thought it was soda o well
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actually beer is good... but its all about the scotch :headbang1:
Steve
Glenmorangie 18 and the Glenlivet pwn me. Acutually, I've never had a bad songle malt. It's all about the single malt. It pwns the shit out of beer. Hands down. How's that for fukin' sophisticated???
ya but normal people drink scotch out of a scotch glass and not pint glasses, ROFL :-D
Pint glasses ARE Scotch glasses for people who like scotch. It minimizes the probability that you will drop the bottle.
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Im pretty sure it started when i mentioned how to make fake beer to impress your friends.
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yeah, and having a glass of miller is better than a glass of Lime Coke... trust me... :mrgreen:
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Soda beer....all the same thing
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Cranberry + vodka all the way at the clubs...
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gimme a good mlik
:D
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I drink milk a lot... I usually either drink water, milk or beer... its a healthy diet :P
Steve
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I think it's the tap water in Clifton that's done it to him... :-P
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Yea probably. I live near the passaic river. But anyways, a cranberry with vodla is like the best mix. It gets you a good buz fast if you have a few of those, and its alot cheaper than trying to buy like 10 beers at a club.
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buy some scotch... a few glasses of that and the night is all good.
Steve
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shit ever since i moved out with 2 of my friends. apt. is usually empty with food, but theres always a fresh supply of liquor and drugs. :mrgreen:
when it comes donw to it nothing beats heineken and henessey.
or for those special occasions some 100 proof souther comfort.
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SOCO!!!
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ok...come to canada and have some REAL booze :P
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yeah... up here we dont drink like amateurs... you need to be a good drinker to survive the harsh canadian winter :P
Steve
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How about you come to American and see how a real party is done. I bet you i can take you in, beer pong, shot a minute, and funneling.
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lol... I've been to the states for parties... my town is half american and half canadian... and we always come out on top.
Steve
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Do you crazy canadians have any good games? Us normal people (Americans) play beer pong, beer bongs, shot a minute, case race, flip cup, and fuck the dealer.
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yeah ... but different names I'm sure....
Steve
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Oh yea, and ice block shots, but thats not really a game. Its more like havng a non stop stream of liquor going to your mouth. It always gooid when the girls get cold and the nips get hard.
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lol xtc how would you know about girls anyway :P
Steve
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kira dont worry in this forum u cant start a conversation without having it end up either about sex or about booze lmao.....get used to it :roll: :lol:
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well what do you expect... were all a bunch of guys.
Steve
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correction.. Were all a bunch of guys + Elite_Prophet.
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lol man u come to canada i bet we would beat ur ass in drinking comps. :P
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yup anyday I'll take you xtc...
Steve
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Hahah then lets do it, they have beer pong online which is kind of like the real thing.
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no well do it face to face... if you come back down for spring break ... for sure well do something.
Steve
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Hahahah i wasnt even sure if canadians knew how to play beer pong, i went to a party and those guys were such bitches. Me and my friend were chugging our beer, and the canadians drank the beer for its flavor or something ? WHO drinks beer for the taste? The ladiies were tougher with there alcohol.
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lol yeah some girls here can drink pretty good... you gotta watch out.
Steve
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Hahaha yea, but then afterwards they were puking it all back up outside.
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yup cause it will get the "fat" as they say... or they just can't handle the alcohol.
Steve
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Hahahah, we drink lite beer down here, so at least we dont have to puke it out.
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lol lite beer... it dont matter to me... I'll drink anything.
Steve
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Yes, im sure you get pina coladas all the time with the umbrellas stickin out, while you wear pink hawaiian shirts. And you were those lays.
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actually if someone buys it I'll drink it... I dont care.
Steve
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Well if someone buys you a drink, say "Pshhh , i want some of that strong beer like 10% vol." and not go for a pina coloda or any kind of drink that has a fruity color to it.
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wow i leaev for 2 weeks and look what youve done to my post...lol
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ok the funny part if I read your post xtc while I'm drinking some 10% WTF... how did you figure that out?
Steve
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Hahah only you damn canadians could make such a strong beer that has 10% volume. DAMN YOU CANADIANS!!! Export that shit down there.
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come up here and get some :-P wuss
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I did and it was expensive as hell for beer. My friend has video footage of me being plastered.
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lol get that shit up on the website... c'mon
Steve
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We need the cable, and i would be more than glad to show it. Besides id have to take the sound out, and replace it. I said some of the most retarded shit, like i started quoting Borat from Ali G in da house.
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lol who cares... I got the shit to put it on the computer... gimme the tape :P oh but I have no vcr ... DVDs all the way.
Steve
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HAhahah ill see what i can do.
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right... just get it on the net so we can post that shit all over the place.
Steve
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Good thing i dont know the people that took the pics of me getting drunk or passsing out. I would be way to embarressed to show those.
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well I think that would be fucking hilarious...
Steve
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Ehhh there prbably somehwere on the internet if you look hard enough..
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hahahha really... that would be something funny to find.
Steve
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maybe ill bring my camera, but its not such a good idea, since i already drop my cellphone all over the place when i get drunk. ANd then ill take pics of all the other fools that get wasted and pass out on the floor.
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well do like me... get a camera phone... gives you some priceless moments.
Steve
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I have a camera phone, it takes really crappy pictures and thats just in a normal lighted room. But when youre at a party and there are stroble lights, and neon lights, and its dark, i dont think a camera phone is equipped to take that.
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well mine has a flash and takes some really nice pics... plus I got a digital camera too.
Steve
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Yea digital camcorder for me once i save up for it.
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thats the hard part... I have problems saving up.
Steve
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Then stop spending it on beer and strippers. I think thats the same reason why i have problems saving up.
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lol... but its so much fun.
Steve
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Yea, i think im gonna save up 300 dollars, and just buy all the beer i can at costco. And then i will save up for everything else.
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i drank jungle juice once, 2 glasses and i was ready to pass out..lol then this guy had to drive me home
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jungle juice? umm... WTF
Steve
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its like gordans vodka, southern comfort, and any other alcohalic drink u can find put together in lil drops, toped off to fill the glass with a juice of your choice; invigorating
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BEER BEER BEER :cool1:
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that sounds extremely nast meli and could probably put u in the hospital with some serious effects...OH WAIT U LIVE IN THE STATES WITH THE WUSS ALCOHOL! lmao j/k but it probably could hurt u
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FUCK YOU!! We drink a hell of alot me down here. Statistics show that alot like a ridiculous amount of kids in the 7th grade binge drink on the weekends.
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We drink a hell of alot me down here.
they drink alot of you eh? LMAO!
Statistics show that alot like a ridiculous amount of kids in the 7th grade binge drink on the weekends
what does that prove other then u have a bunch of little grade 7 alcoholics? LMFAO!
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We drink a hell of alot me down here.
they drink alot of you eh? LMAO!
Statistics show that alot like a ridiculous amount of kids in the 7th grade binge drink on the weekends
what does that prove other then u have a bunch of little grade 7 alcoholics? LMFAO!
first of all i meant more. My english is a massacre. Sorry if i know 2 damn languages, and a little bit of a third. And the earlier you start drinking, the better chances of you being cooler in high school are.
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ok so its a huge popularity contest down there? wow thats some where that i want to live lmfao
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so xtc you know 2 languages... wow... I know 3 real good... and learning a 4th kinda slowly.
Steve
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thats pretty sweet i know one...thats enough for me :lol:
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Well i could say polish ukranian and slovk, but its all the same shit.
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yeah there mostly all fucked up :P
Steve
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I did start to learn french, i only remember the alphabet, I couldnt stand how gayly you had to pronounce everything. At least with german you could say something simple like How are you doing, and make it sound like you want to kill them.
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true... I know english, french and greek... plus a lil bit of german, spanish and italian.
Steve
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gayly
who teached you how to spoke? ...............lmao
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wow thug you really posted today... good job I was bored.
Steve
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haha thanks? im working on it again today lmao! just trying to keep my input cuz im an ass like that lol :booty:
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well too bad I'm beating you now as a post whore...
Steve
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Good thing 3 post whores arent on at the same time or it would be a mess. Damn irc has to be all fucked up. It was the right choice to stop whoring.
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well we are all on right now... might we make it a mess?
Steve
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we might lol you never know
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I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business.
Actual name of a band.
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well I can make a bigger mess... whatch me.
Steve
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Ive made a million messes, and ill make a million more.
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Don't forget to wash your hands.
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lol yeah wash your hands before ya eat :P
Steve
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thats a lie, you know, its a fairy tale.
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its true cause I dont wash my hands... but then again I'm canadian.
Steve
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Wash your hands? are you a puss ? If there isnt any debris on my hands, then im good.
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bah even a lil bacterias... WTF keeps the immune system active.
Steve
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it all depends on what kind of a mess you made...
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well here is another spam attack... geese... maybe I should delete them all.
Steve
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as long you dont piss on them...then ur ok
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well now why would I piss on them?
Steve
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he would wanna pe on it to either A make a yellow background or B write this
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hahaha ADDER WAS HERE... lol... I do that in the snow... not on the computer :P
Steve
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those d's look like lower case cursive s's. And deathadder, your probably oneof the peoplethat eat the yellow snow.
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a lemon snow cone LMFAO!
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dont critque my art work!!! :crybaby:
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snow cones suck. After you suck all the flavor out, its just ice.
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lol xtc... nah I dont eat yellow snow... but I often give this tip to waitresses... just in case.
Steve
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You gotta treat her like shit, and hassle her and them tip them really big. They like that.
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lol... I only give good tips to hotties... I was out at a fancy resto in montreal with my gf... and I tipped the waitress 40 bucks... hehehehe I did hear it from my gf though.
Steve
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thats like $10 american
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lol... actually about 33 or so.
Steve
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Well imnot referringto a strip club, but at like a resturant. You make the female waitress run all over the place for you like get a new spoon and laught about it, or simple shit like that. Then in the end, you tip her like a 10 bucks if youre the only one eating, and the next time you come back shes all over you.
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I was talking about a fancy resto... they wont let you walk in that resto if you aren't wearing a suit and tie.
Steve
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Then its not worth going to unless someone else is paying.
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lol... exactly... my gf was paying... but I had to leave a tip for that waitress... wow..
Steve
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Anyone ever see the video where the waitress spills some cofee on the guys hand and then all of a sudden he starts beating her and pouring the hot cofee all over her chest, and i think throws the thing at her. It was some commercial for domestic violence and it was funny as hell, ill post it when i find it.
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yeah I saw that one... it was fucking awesome... that bitch deserved it.
Steve
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Yea find that shit, I'd like to see it. 8-) :headbang1:
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there was another one, im loooking for them. I seriously still cant believe they played these on TV
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They were on TV? I thought it was just some video some1 posted on the net...? :?
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Hahah i was watching Fox, and i saw this commercial and i couldnt stop laughing, even though it was a serious commericial about domestic violence.
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Right.... :? 8-)
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Dont tell me that you dont find domestic violence funny.
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When its on Cops yes :lol:
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Like when they run outside of their house naked, and start beating each other. Kind of like on Reno 911?
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Yea, that shits funny. Or when its the he said, she said game and then they want to fuck and make-up 10 seconds later the incest bastards? Thats funny! :lol: 8-)
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Hahah what the hell, jerry springer has that all the time.
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Yea, but Jerry Springer just got old. Half the shit they did seemed like it was staged or somethin... 8-)
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They had when jerry springer ruled the world on vh1, and they said it was all real.
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yeah... or its just so repetitive.
Steve
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His afterthoughs shit just ruined the whole show at the end of every show though... :x
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I remember watching the geraldo episode where he got his nose broke by the KKK. That was hilarious.
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I remember one episode when a black guy wanted to be in the KKK
Steve
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I like this picture...
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Cole, is that you in the back second to right? :lol: 8-)
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leave geraldo out of this. He is my brother.
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So you DO like black people! Oh wait, Geraldo isn't black. Damn, I still hate him anyway...lol :lol: 8-)
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NOOOOOO!!!! He is an excellent journalist.
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Thats a flaming homo, lol. :lol:
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we share a fraternal bond, so i must argue till the end of time.
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Be my guest, hes a homo, end of story. Have fun arguing... :lol: 8-)
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Well your a doo doo head.
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And you got dropped on ur head as a child, enough of the 10-year old name calling game. I win, end of story. :lol: :thebirdman:
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you were never right. It doesnt matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winnings winning. Slipknot sucks, im listening to launch and they just came on. Death whats so good about these guys ? :? :? :? :? :? :?
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That their not gay shit that you listen to like Hiliary Duff, lol :lol:
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im listening to the lime + coke commercial right now.. anyways... haily duff is hot.
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Then give her air conditioning.
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Their are hundreds of better lookin and "of age" females than her... 8-) :headbang1:
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so tru tyd hahahahaha but x is a youngin so there like the same age...he maybe to get her...but i doubt it...a singer going with a CS freak....HIGHLY unlikely lmao
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Dude, thats like if Ellen Degeneres married Fabio, haha :lol:
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xTc probably was all about the olson twins, until they came of age. Now he's all about Dakota Fanning. (oh and Tom Cruise of course...)
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Can't forget Tom Cruise, haha... :lol: 8-)
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oh yeah. u know it. xTc! Where art thou? Dakota is looking for you!
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HAHAHA :lol: 8-)
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LMFAO
x is like the same age as hillary though hes a youngin
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Shes datin that dude from Good Charlote and hes like 30, lol... Sad dude... :lol:
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lol. I thought you meant Dakota Fanning at first. She was born in 1994 which makes here 11. Just the right age for xTc and his new school hollywood, grade school hollywood.
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11? yeah... lil young but nice for him
Steve
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Can't wait to see a picture for that one... :lol:
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:roll:
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:puke: :lol: :thebirdman:
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How about this one. She'd like little bunnies I bet.
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hahaha
Steve
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ha...ha...ha? :? :thebirdman: :lol:
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whatever dude, i didnt know you like cartoon porn. that rabbit was obviously jilling off.
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its funny... something to laugh about and waste time
Steve
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Naw, hentai is not my thing. It's really big in Japan. Once I was washing my clothes at this laundry mat. I was reading a book. They had all of the magazines, in Japanes of course. I see this grandmotherly type reading this anime book while I was there. She was really into it, and would laugh out loud every now and then. When she left, I checked the book out (curious as to what would make a japanese grandma laugh) and it was chock full of hardcore hentai. Big cartoon hardcore violent sex. Guys choking chicks and sodomy, etc. Hardcore. Holy crap, I must have laughed for a hour.
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Anyone notice their putting lime in everything now? Just yesterday i tried almond joys with lime
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You posted just to show us that fucking awesome animated gif. Maybe you're not giving up!
That is awesome. That guy is a tool. Now don't get into a spam war just yet! I have work to do and you have to study...
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lol that guy is stupid... I'm sure xtc has done that
Steve
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I saw that video years ago. That guy lost his voicebox b/c of that and not can't speak. :lol:
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so that's why xTc is so soft spoken. And we all thought that it was just because he's light in the loafers.
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lol... soft spoken...
Steve
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Proly true, lol... :lol: Not b/c of the whackin off 2 much thing but because of his 800 lb black gorilla g/f...haha :lol: 8-)
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hahaha what do you do when she is on top?
Steve
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dies, haha :blob: :lol:
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hehehe... yeah I think he would die too
Steve
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Its an art form.
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I'm sure fucking fat 800 pounds girls is an art form.
Steve
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its a dance between souls. embrace the fear Death. Dance with me. DANCE the DANCE of life!!
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I will NOT dance with a guy... sorry...
Steve
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man. We are so stupid... its 6:00 pm and we're here posting. I think i need to go watch fight club and remind myself that im a slave to the forums.
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fight club is alright... I love the violence... maybe I'll go eat something soon.
Steve
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So your gonna stand up in your advertised clothes, and walk on your advertsed floor, and eat advertised food.
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yeah why the fuck not?
Steve
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I get the clothes and food... but wtf is an advertised floor?
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I dont know... really... explain to us xtc.
Steve
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Kinda like the advertisements that boxers put on their backs when fighting so people can know to go to Phil's Cluck-U Bar at night... :lol: 8-)
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how does that explain floor? repeat after me... Ty is, sofa king, we todd edd.
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Sofa king is so far from the truth its funny, lol. :lol: :headbang1:
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some people put ads on their hockey pants
Steve
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Never seen that. :?
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its cause your american... and also they mostly do that in europe.
Steve
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Now xTc can have a good excuse for staring at atheletes asses.
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LoL, excuse... :lol:
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What was this thread about again? OH yeah..
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Cole = gay :thebirdman:
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nope, sorry. nice try though....
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Just stating the facts :thebirdman: :lol:
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Cobra = :puke: :binky:
Tyd then :lol:
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you're happy when cobra pukes on you? fucking germans are crazy.
Barbara Walters --> 3-- -- -- --0: <--Tydirium
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lol cole and his nice lil scale.
Steve
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it's not a scale. Think of the 3 as an ass and the -- are turds. Do you see it now.?
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nice... thats cool too
Steve
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see. Barabara is pooping out turds right into Tydiriums mouth. Old lady turds nonetheless
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yuck
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baller loves old ladies
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IM SPAM KING!
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I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH