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Title: Lime + coke
Post by: kira on April 22, 2005, 07:01:28 PM
put the lime in the coke u nut n drink em both tagada
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Irish^SoulJah on April 22, 2005, 08:19:47 PM
PUT THE LIME IN THE COKE AND MAKE YOU FEEL BETTA
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on April 23, 2005, 01:17:26 PM
its puts the cherry and vanilla in the Dr. Pepper and it pwns the coke with lime!  :flamed:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 25, 2005, 08:27:43 AM
Heres a tip to all of you underage drinkers who want to look cool!!! Take selzter and stir it in with iced tea mix. Now you have something that looks like beer. Isnt that great?
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Irish^SoulJah on April 25, 2005, 09:15:57 AM
lmao
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: kira on April 25, 2005, 01:08:16 PM
i dont drink alcohal   beer taste nasty   :puke:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on April 25, 2005, 06:37:01 PM
typical girl response..... how are you gonna be a TE member with a non-beer attitude!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: MissDiana on April 25, 2005, 07:34:57 PM
Corona beer is where it's at, but it's all about the hard liquor.

Greeygoose Vodka or go home!
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Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on April 25, 2005, 08:04:42 PM
actually beer is good... but its all about the scotch  :headbang1:

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 25, 2005, 10:30:41 PM
GMD Lite is where its at. Play beer pong with it and funnel it. After all, who wants a beer belly ?
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 26, 2005, 08:43:26 AM
HAHAHAH same as everyone else i know when they went to college.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on April 26, 2005, 09:35:08 AM
i must have like 7 friends that have those mini fridges full of beer.... and then put them right next to the bed... cause as my one buddy says why have coffee when beer gets the job done too  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on April 26, 2005, 09:44:38 AM
actually beer is good... but its all about the scotch  :headbang1:

Steve

Glenmorangie 18 and the Glenlivet pwn me.  Acutually, I've never had a bad songle malt.  It's all about the single malt.  It pwns the shit out of beer.  Hands down.  How's that for fukin' sophisticated???
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 26, 2005, 10:46:19 AM
Arent malt beverages for women and bitches ? Like when they serve fruit punch at a party and youre a guy, you grab a beer, dont be a bitch and go for the fruit punch. Its the same with malt beverages.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: kira on April 26, 2005, 12:50:16 PM
how did we start talking bout beer? thought it was soda o well
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on April 26, 2005, 03:34:49 PM
actually beer is good... but its all about the scotch  :headbang1:

Steve

Glenmorangie 18 and the Glenlivet pwn me.  Acutually, I've never had a bad songle malt.  It's all about the single malt.  It pwns the shit out of beer.  Hands down.  How's that for fukin' sophisticated???

ya but normal people drink scotch out of a scotch glass and not pint glasses, ROFL :-D

Pint glasses ARE Scotch glasses for people who like scotch. It minimizes the probability that you will drop the bottle.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 26, 2005, 03:45:26 PM
Im pretty sure it started when i mentioned how to make fake beer to impress your friends.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on April 27, 2005, 09:08:33 AM
yeah, and having a glass of miller is better than a glass of Lime Coke... trust me...  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Irish^SoulJah on April 27, 2005, 11:26:03 AM
Soda beer....all the same thing
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 29, 2005, 09:44:25 PM
Cranberry + vodka all the way at the clubs...
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: kira on April 29, 2005, 11:06:59 PM
gimme a good mlik
 :D


   
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on April 30, 2005, 12:15:03 AM
I drink milk a lot... I usually either drink water, milk or beer... its a healthy diet :P

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on April 30, 2005, 06:32:14 AM
I think it's the tap water in Clifton that's done it to him... :-P
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 30, 2005, 12:04:53 PM
Yea probably. I live near the passaic river. But anyways, a cranberry with vodla is like the best mix. It gets you a good buz fast if you have a few of those, and its alot cheaper than trying to buy like 10 beers at a club.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on April 30, 2005, 01:49:53 PM
buy some scotch... a few glasses of that and the night is all good.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: `t`o`k`e`s on May 01, 2005, 06:28:28 AM
shit ever since i moved out with 2 of my friends.  apt. is usually empty with food, but theres always a fresh supply of liquor and drugs. :mrgreen: 

when it comes donw to it nothing beats heineken and henessey.
or for those special occasions some 100 proof souther comfort.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 01, 2005, 04:41:08 PM
SOCO!!!
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on May 02, 2005, 10:22:01 AM
ok...come to canada and have some REAL booze :P
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 02, 2005, 01:05:31 PM
yeah... up here we dont drink like amateurs... you need to be a good drinker to survive the harsh canadian winter :P

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 02, 2005, 10:46:35 PM
How about you come to American and see how a real party is done. I bet you i can take you in, beer pong, shot a minute, and funneling.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 02, 2005, 11:02:28 PM
lol... I've been to the states for parties... my town is half american and half canadian... and we always come out on top.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 03, 2005, 08:56:42 PM
Do you crazy canadians have any good games? Us normal people (Americans) play beer pong, beer bongs, shot a minute, case race, flip cup, and fuck the dealer.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 03, 2005, 09:00:17 PM
yeah ... but different names I'm sure....

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 04, 2005, 08:53:10 AM
Oh yea, and ice block shots, but thats not really a game. Its more like havng a non stop stream of liquor going to your mouth. It always gooid when the girls get cold and the nips get hard.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 04, 2005, 09:15:57 AM
lol xtc how would you know about girls anyway :P

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on May 10, 2005, 04:39:44 PM
kira dont worry in this forum u cant start a conversation without having it end up either about sex or about booze lmao.....get used to it  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 10, 2005, 04:42:23 PM
well what do you expect... were all a bunch of guys.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 11, 2005, 09:56:27 AM
correction.. Were all a bunch of guys + Elite_Prophet.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on May 11, 2005, 03:35:52 PM
lol man u come to canada i bet we would beat ur ass in drinking comps. :P
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 11, 2005, 07:13:12 PM
yup anyday I'll take you xtc...

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 12, 2005, 08:32:00 AM
Hahah then lets do it, they have beer pong online which is kind of like the real thing.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 12, 2005, 08:27:34 PM
no well do it face to face... if you come back down for spring break ... for sure well do something.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 13, 2005, 07:36:37 AM
Hahahah i wasnt even sure if canadians knew how to play beer pong, i went to a party and those guys were such bitches. Me and my friend were chugging our beer, and the canadians drank the beer for its flavor or something ? WHO drinks beer for the taste? The ladiies were tougher with there alcohol.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 13, 2005, 10:17:11 AM
lol yeah some girls here can drink pretty good... you gotta watch out.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 13, 2005, 04:51:03 PM
Hahaha yea, but then afterwards they were puking it all back up outside.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 14, 2005, 04:30:15 AM
yup cause it will get the "fat" as they say... or they just can't handle the alcohol.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 14, 2005, 07:49:02 AM
Hahahah, we drink lite beer down here, so at least we dont have to puke it out.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 14, 2005, 09:54:42 AM
lol lite beer... it dont matter to me... I'll drink anything.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 15, 2005, 11:05:17 AM
Yes, im sure you get pina coladas all the time with the umbrellas stickin out, while you wear pink hawaiian shirts. And you were those lays.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 15, 2005, 04:06:18 PM
actually if someone buys it I'll drink it... I dont care.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 15, 2005, 05:12:04 PM
Well if someone buys you a drink, say "Pshhh , i want some of that strong beer like 10% vol." and not go for a pina coloda or any kind of drink that has a fruity color to it.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: kira on May 15, 2005, 07:14:07 PM
wow i leaev for 2 weeks and look what  youve done to my post...lol
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 15, 2005, 09:02:58 PM
ok the funny part if I read your post xtc while I'm drinking some 10% WTF... how did you figure that out?

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 16, 2005, 09:26:37 AM
Hahah only you damn canadians could make such a strong beer that has 10% volume. DAMN YOU CANADIANS!!! Export that shit down there.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on May 16, 2005, 03:46:16 PM
come up here and get some  :-P wuss
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 16, 2005, 04:17:51 PM
I did and it was expensive as hell for beer. My friend has video footage of me being plastered.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 16, 2005, 06:24:42 PM
lol get that shit up on the website... c'mon

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 16, 2005, 11:40:02 PM
We need the cable, and i would be more than glad to show it. Besides id have to take the sound out, and replace it. I said some of the most retarded shit, like i started quoting Borat from Ali G in da house.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 17, 2005, 09:15:10 AM
lol who cares... I got the shit to put it on the computer... gimme the tape :P oh but I have no vcr ... DVDs all the way.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 17, 2005, 09:26:38 PM
HAhahah ill see what i can do.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 17, 2005, 10:03:58 PM
right... just get it on the net so we can post that shit all over the place.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 17, 2005, 11:35:11 PM
Good thing i dont know the people that took the pics of me getting drunk or passsing out. I would be way to embarressed to show those.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 18, 2005, 08:36:04 AM
well I think that would be fucking hilarious...

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 18, 2005, 09:01:35 AM
Ehhh there prbably somehwere on the internet if you look hard enough..
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 18, 2005, 12:49:48 PM
hahahha really... that would be something funny to find.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 20, 2005, 10:55:28 PM
maybe ill bring my camera, but its not such a good idea, since i already drop my cellphone all over the place when i get drunk. ANd then ill take pics of all the other fools that get wasted and pass out on the floor.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 21, 2005, 10:15:29 AM
well do like me... get a camera phone... gives you some priceless moments.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 22, 2005, 09:04:49 AM
I have a camera phone, it takes really crappy pictures and thats just in a normal lighted room. But when youre at a party and there are stroble lights, and neon lights, and its dark, i dont think a camera phone is equipped to take that.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 22, 2005, 01:54:46 PM
well mine has a flash and takes some really nice pics... plus I got a digital camera too.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 22, 2005, 05:34:43 PM
Yea digital camcorder for me once i save up for it.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 22, 2005, 08:43:43 PM
thats the hard part... I have problems saving up.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 22, 2005, 09:54:13 PM
Then stop spending it on beer and strippers. I think thats the same reason why i have problems saving up.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 22, 2005, 09:56:38 PM
lol... but its so much fun.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 23, 2005, 07:02:16 PM
Yea, i think im gonna save up 300 dollars, and just buy all the beer i can at costco.  And then i will save up for everything else.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: meli on May 23, 2005, 07:13:51 PM
i drank jungle juice once, 2 glasses and i was ready to pass out..lol then this guy had to drive me home
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 23, 2005, 10:01:16 PM
jungle juice? umm... WTF

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: meli on May 25, 2005, 01:09:50 PM
its like gordans vodka, southern comfort, and any other alcohalic drink u can find put together in lil drops, toped off to fill the glass with a juice of your choice; invigorating
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 02:17:45 PM
BEER BEER BEER :cool1:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on May 25, 2005, 03:38:28 PM
that sounds extremely nast meli and could probably put u in the hospital with some serious effects...OH WAIT U LIVE IN THE STATES WITH THE WUSS ALCOHOL! lmao j/k but it probably could hurt u
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 03:40:46 PM
FUCK YOU!! We drink a hell of alot me down here. Statistics show that alot like a ridiculous amount of kids in the 7th grade binge drink on the weekends.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on May 25, 2005, 03:57:09 PM
Quote
We drink a hell of alot me down here.
   they drink alot of you eh? LMAO!


Quote
Statistics show that alot like a ridiculous amount of kids in the 7th grade binge drink on the weekends
  what does that prove other then u have a bunch of little grade 7 alcoholics? LMFAO!
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 03:58:42 PM
Quote
We drink a hell of alot me down here.
   they drink alot of you eh? LMAO!


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Statistics show that alot like a ridiculous amount of kids in the 7th grade binge drink on the weekends
  what does that prove other then u have a bunch of little grade 7 alcoholics? LMFAO!

first of all i meant more. My english is a massacre. Sorry if i know 2 damn languages, and a little bit of a third. And the earlier you start drinking, the better chances of you being cooler in high school are.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on May 25, 2005, 04:20:11 PM
ok so its a huge popularity contest down there? wow thats some where that i want to live lmfao
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 25, 2005, 04:37:51 PM
so xtc you know 2 languages... wow... I know 3 real good... and learning a 4th kinda slowly.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on May 25, 2005, 04:49:22 PM
thats pretty sweet i know one...thats enough for me  :lol:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 05:28:20 PM
Well i could say polish ukranian and slovk, but its all the same shit.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 25, 2005, 07:48:37 PM
yeah there mostly all fucked up :P

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 25, 2005, 08:19:54 PM
I did start to learn french, i only remember the alphabet, I couldnt stand how gayly you had to pronounce everything. At least with german you could say something simple like How are you doing, and make it sound like you want to kill them.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 25, 2005, 08:40:29 PM
true... I know english, french and greek... plus a lil bit of german, spanish and italian.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on May 30, 2005, 04:23:53 PM
Quote
  gayly 
  who teached you how to spoke? ...............lmao
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 31, 2005, 12:13:45 PM
wow thug you really posted today... good job I was bored.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on May 31, 2005, 03:26:32 PM
haha thanks? im working on it again today lmao! just trying to keep my input cuz im an ass like that lol  :booty:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 31, 2005, 03:46:10 PM
well too bad I'm beating you now as a post whore...

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 31, 2005, 03:48:00 PM
Good thing 3 post whores arent on at the same time or it would be a mess. Damn irc has to be all fucked up. It was the right choice to stop whoring.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on May 31, 2005, 03:55:56 PM
well we are all on right now... might we make it a mess?

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on June 01, 2005, 05:23:16 PM
we might lol you never know
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 01, 2005, 06:03:43 PM
I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business.

Actual name of a band.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 01, 2005, 06:08:12 PM
well I can make a bigger mess... whatch me.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 02, 2005, 10:30:58 PM
Ive made a million messes, and ill make a million more.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 03, 2005, 03:27:34 AM
Don't forget to wash your hands.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 03, 2005, 07:54:45 AM
lol yeah wash your hands before ya eat :P

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 03, 2005, 10:20:45 AM
thats a lie, you know, its a fairy tale.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 03, 2005, 10:50:08 AM
its true cause I dont wash my hands... but then again I'm canadian.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 03, 2005, 09:33:55 PM
Wash your hands? are you a puss ? If there isnt any debris on my hands, then im good.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 04, 2005, 04:17:24 AM
bah even a lil bacterias... WTF keeps the immune system active.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 06, 2005, 03:53:06 AM
it all depends on what kind of a mess you made...
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 06, 2005, 10:57:35 AM
well here is another spam attack... geese... maybe I should delete them all.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on June 08, 2005, 05:53:36 PM
as long you dont piss on them...then ur ok
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 08, 2005, 09:49:12 PM
well now why would I piss on them?

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: meli! on June 09, 2005, 07:50:10 AM
he would wanna pe on it to either A make a yellow background or B write this

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Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 09, 2005, 08:36:08 AM
hahaha ADDER WAS HERE... lol... I do that in the snow... not on the computer :P

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 09, 2005, 11:23:27 AM
those d's look like lower case cursive s's. And deathadder, your probably oneof the peoplethat eat the yellow snow.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on June 09, 2005, 03:43:13 PM
a lemon snow cone LMFAO!
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: meli! on June 10, 2005, 07:54:15 AM
dont critque my art work!!!   :crybaby:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 10, 2005, 08:16:55 AM
snow cones suck. After you suck all the flavor out, its just ice.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 10, 2005, 04:00:36 PM
lol xtc... nah I dont eat yellow snow... but I often give this tip to waitresses... just in case.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 11, 2005, 10:31:47 AM
You gotta treat her like shit, and hassle her and them tip them really big. They like that.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 13, 2005, 08:26:02 AM
lol... I only give good tips to hotties... I was out at a fancy resto in montreal with my gf... and I tipped the waitress 40 bucks... hehehehe I did hear it from my gf though.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: WolbEm on June 13, 2005, 09:38:05 AM
thats like $10 american
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 13, 2005, 10:03:53 AM
lol... actually about 33 or so.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 10:14:09 AM
Well imnot referringto a strip club, but at like a resturant. You make the female waitress run all over the place for you like get a new spoon and laught about it, or simple shit like that. Then in the end, you tip her like a 10 bucks if youre the only one eating, and the next time you come back shes all over you.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 13, 2005, 10:28:19 AM
I was talking about a fancy resto... they wont let you walk in that resto if you aren't wearing a suit and tie.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 10:28:57 AM
Then its not worth going to unless someone else is paying.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 13, 2005, 10:38:08 AM
lol... exactly... my gf was paying... but I had to leave a tip for that waitress... wow..

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 10:42:04 AM
Anyone ever see the video where the waitress spills some cofee on the guys hand and then all of a sudden he starts beating her and pouring the hot cofee all over her chest, and i think throws the thing at her.  It was some commercial for domestic violence and it was funny as hell, ill post it when i find it.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 13, 2005, 10:44:07 AM
yeah I saw that one... it was fucking awesome... that bitch deserved it.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 13, 2005, 01:25:39 PM
Yea find that shit, I'd like to see it. 8-) :headbang1:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 05:08:11 PM
there was another one, im loooking for them.  I seriously still cant believe they played these on TV
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 13, 2005, 05:08:49 PM
They were on TV? I thought it was just some video some1 posted on the net...? :?
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 05:09:27 PM
Hahah i was watching Fox, and i saw this commercial and i couldnt stop laughing, even though it was a serious commericial about domestic violence.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 13, 2005, 05:09:58 PM
Right.... :? 8-)
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 05:13:59 PM
Dont tell me that you dont find domestic violence funny.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 13, 2005, 05:16:14 PM
When its on Cops yes :lol:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 05:16:56 PM
Like when they run outside of their house naked, and start beating each other. Kind of like on Reno 911?
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 13, 2005, 05:35:47 PM
Yea, that shits funny. Or when its the he said, she said game and then they want to fuck and make-up 10 seconds later the incest bastards? Thats funny! :lol: 8-)
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 13, 2005, 08:58:42 PM
Hahah what the hell, jerry springer has that all the time.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 01:05:42 AM
Yea, but Jerry Springer just got old. Half the shit they did seemed like it was staged or somethin... 8-)
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 14, 2005, 08:53:28 AM
They had when jerry springer ruled the world on vh1, and they said it was all real.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 14, 2005, 12:10:55 PM
yeah... or its just so repetitive.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 14, 2005, 12:24:53 PM
His afterthoughs shit just ruined the whole show at the end of every show though... :x
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 16, 2005, 03:45:51 AM
I remember watching the geraldo episode where he got his nose broke by the KKK.  That was hilarious.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 16, 2005, 06:01:45 AM
I remember one episode when a black guy wanted to be in the KKK

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 16, 2005, 08:46:35 AM
I like this picture...



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Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 16, 2005, 11:38:00 AM
Cole, is that you in the back second to right?  :lol: 8-)
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 16, 2005, 11:39:28 AM
leave geraldo out of this. He is my brother.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 16, 2005, 11:40:39 AM
So you DO like black people! Oh wait, Geraldo isn't black. Damn, I still hate him anyway...lol :lol: 8-)
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 16, 2005, 11:45:02 AM
NOOOOOO!!!! He is an excellent journalist.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 16, 2005, 11:47:25 AM
Thats a flaming homo, lol. :lol:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 16, 2005, 11:48:42 AM
we share a fraternal bond, so i must argue till the end of time.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 16, 2005, 11:50:14 AM
Be my guest, hes a homo, end of story. Have fun arguing... :lol: 8-)
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 16, 2005, 11:50:43 AM
Well your a doo doo head.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 16, 2005, 11:52:05 AM
And you got dropped on ur head as a child, enough of the 10-year old name calling game. I win, end of story. :lol: :thebirdman:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 16, 2005, 11:57:02 AM
you were never right. It doesnt matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winnings winning. Slipknot sucks, im listening to launch and they just came on. Death whats so good about these guys ?  :? :? :? :? :? :?
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 16, 2005, 03:53:34 PM
That their not gay shit that you listen to like Hiliary Duff, lol :lol:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 16, 2005, 04:45:26 PM
im listening to the lime + coke commercial right now.. anyways... haily duff is hot.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 17, 2005, 09:59:29 AM
Then give her air conditioning. 

Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 17, 2005, 02:39:09 PM
Their are hundreds of better lookin and "of age" females than her... 8-) :headbang1:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on June 17, 2005, 05:34:09 PM
so tru tyd hahahahaha but x is a youngin so there like the same age...he maybe to get her...but i doubt it...a singer going with a CS freak....HIGHLY unlikely lmao
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 18, 2005, 12:05:21 PM
Dude, thats like if Ellen Degeneres married Fabio, haha :lol:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 18, 2005, 12:26:28 PM
xTc probably was all about the olson twins, until they came of age.  Now he's all about Dakota Fanning.  (oh and Tom Cruise of course...)

Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 18, 2005, 12:27:17 PM
Can't forget Tom Cruise, haha... :lol: 8-)
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 20, 2005, 05:25:33 AM
oh yeah.  u know it.  xTc!  Where art thou?  Dakota is looking for you!
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 20, 2005, 02:10:20 PM
HAHAHA :lol: 8-)
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on June 20, 2005, 04:25:57 PM
LMFAO


x is like the same age as hillary though hes a youngin
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 20, 2005, 04:30:38 PM
Shes datin that dude from Good Charlote and hes like 30, lol... Sad dude... :lol:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 21, 2005, 03:16:52 AM
lol.  I thought you meant Dakota Fanning at first.  She was born in 1994 which makes here 11.  Just the right age for xTc and his new school hollywood, grade school hollywood.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 21, 2005, 11:47:27 AM
11? yeah... lil young but nice for him

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 21, 2005, 02:56:31 PM
Can't wait to see a picture for that one... :lol:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: T3H on June 21, 2005, 05:15:37 PM
 :roll:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 21, 2005, 07:43:48 PM
 :puke: :lol: :thebirdman:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 22, 2005, 02:10:37 AM
How about this one.  She'd like little bunnies I bet.



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Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 22, 2005, 01:02:13 PM
hahaha

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 22, 2005, 06:30:13 PM
ha...ha...ha?  :? :thebirdman: :lol:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 22, 2005, 08:50:02 PM
whatever dude, i didnt know you like cartoon porn. that rabbit was obviously jilling off.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 22, 2005, 09:51:05 PM
its funny... something to laugh about and waste time

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 23, 2005, 05:29:11 AM
Naw, hentai is not my thing.  It's really big in Japan.  Once I was washing my clothes at this laundry mat.  I was reading a book.  They had all of the magazines, in Japanes of course.  I see this grandmotherly type reading this anime book while I was there.  She was really into it, and would laugh out loud every now and then.  When she left, I checked the book out (curious as to what would make a japanese grandma laugh) and it was chock full of hardcore hentai.  Big cartoon hardcore violent sex.  Guys choking chicks and sodomy, etc.  Hardcore.  Holy crap, I must have laughed for a hour. 
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 23, 2005, 05:38:43 AM
Anyone notice their putting lime in everything now? Just yesterday i tried almond joys with lime
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 23, 2005, 05:46:26 AM
You posted just to show us that fucking awesome animated gif.  Maybe you're not giving up! 


That is awesome.  That guy is a tool.  Now don't get into a spam war just yet!  I have work to do and you have to study...
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 23, 2005, 09:34:43 AM
lol that guy is stupid... I'm sure xtc has done that

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 23, 2005, 07:27:15 PM
I saw that video years ago. That guy lost his voicebox b/c of that and not can't speak. :lol:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 24, 2005, 05:22:40 AM
so that's why xTc is so soft spoken.  And we all thought that it was just because he's light in the loafers.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 24, 2005, 08:24:21 AM
lol... soft spoken...

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 24, 2005, 01:28:14 PM
Proly true, lol... :lol: Not b/c of the whackin off 2 much thing but because of his 800 lb black gorilla g/f...haha :lol: 8-)
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 24, 2005, 03:15:16 PM
hahaha what do you do when she is on top?

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 24, 2005, 03:16:01 PM
dies, haha  :blob: :lol:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 24, 2005, 03:35:26 PM
hehehe... yeah I think he would die too

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 24, 2005, 04:00:40 PM
Its an art form.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 24, 2005, 04:06:31 PM
I'm sure fucking fat 800 pounds girls is an art form.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 24, 2005, 04:07:30 PM
its a dance between souls. embrace the fear Death. Dance with me. DANCE the DANCE of life!!
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 24, 2005, 04:09:08 PM
I will NOT dance with a guy... sorry...

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 24, 2005, 04:10:21 PM
man. We are so stupid... its 6:00 pm and we're here posting. I think i need to go watch fight club and remind myself that im a slave to the forums.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 24, 2005, 04:11:39 PM
fight club is alright... I love the violence... maybe I'll go eat something soon.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 24, 2005, 04:13:59 PM
So your gonna stand up in your advertised clothes, and walk on your advertsed floor, and eat advertised food.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 24, 2005, 04:17:29 PM
yeah why the fuck not?

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: WolbEm on June 24, 2005, 05:04:08 PM
I get the clothes and food... but wtf is an advertised floor?
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 24, 2005, 05:04:43 PM
I dont know... really... explain to us xtc.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 24, 2005, 06:35:50 PM
Kinda like the advertisements that boxers put on their backs when fighting so people can know to go to Phil's Cluck-U Bar at night...  :lol: 8-)
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: WolbEm on June 25, 2005, 06:21:54 PM
how does that explain floor?  repeat after me... Ty is,  sofa king,  we todd edd.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 25, 2005, 06:36:09 PM
Sofa king is so far from the truth its funny, lol.  :lol: :headbang1:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 26, 2005, 03:46:09 PM
some people put ads on their hockey pants

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 26, 2005, 03:48:23 PM
Never seen that. :?
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 10:12:42 PM
its cause your american... and also they mostly do that in europe.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 08:12:41 AM
Now xTc can have a good excuse for staring at atheletes asses.
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 11:18:49 AM
LoL, excuse... :lol:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 05:05:24 AM
What was this thread about again?  OH yeah..

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Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 29, 2005, 08:46:32 AM
Cole = gay :thebirdman:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 09:11:22 AM
nope, sorry.  nice try though....
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 29, 2005, 10:37:51 AM
Just stating the facts :thebirdman: :lol:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 29, 2005, 01:08:50 PM
Cobra =  :puke: :binky:
Tyd then  :lol:
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 04:15:36 AM
you're happy when cobra pukes on you?  fucking germans are crazy.

Barbara Walters -->   3-- -- -- --0:    <--Tydirium
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 12:29:40 PM
lol cole and his nice lil scale.

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 05:16:18 AM
it's not a scale.  Think of the 3 as an ass and the -- are turds.  Do you  see it now.?
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 09:42:36 AM
nice... thats cool too

Steve
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Cole on July 12, 2005, 06:41:19 AM
see.  Barabara is pooping out turds right into Tydiriums mouth.  Old lady turds nonetheless
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 05:50:24 PM
yuck
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:11:26 PM
baller loves old ladies
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: wonder. on November 07, 2006, 07:06:09 PM
IM SPAM KING!
Title: Re: Lime + coke
Post by: He_Hate_Me on November 09, 2006, 02:30:27 AM
I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH