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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: kira on April 19, 2005, 02:57:28 PM

Title: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: kira on April 19, 2005, 02:57:28 PM

ok heres the rules
1) pick a person
2)pick an oppentent
3)KICK SOME ASS IN THE PUB
4)Post how many times u killed that person in the pub
5)repeat
6) eat cookies (:'.)

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: kira on April 19, 2005, 02:57:57 PM

i choose liu cain

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Irish^SoulJah on April 19, 2005, 05:01:31 PM

I choose kira every time we're both on.... :evil:

Oh snap, we have to kill that person...nvm then :-P

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: BAGeorgeWBush on April 19, 2005, 05:49:49 PM

I choose... TE-r | Irishr6x.

I have a 2.00 ktd ratio against him and he is an admin. Perfect target.

FATALITY

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: kira on April 19, 2005, 05:58:03 PM

ok irish u got ur oppenent >:D

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Death_ADDER on April 19, 2005, 07:17:08 PM

I'll take any of you anytime... and I will win... :P thats right...

Steve

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: MissDiana on April 19, 2005, 07:42:14 PM

I take Nemesis, Deep Impact, and Privateer lol[/b]

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on April 19, 2005, 07:56:48 PM

i Choose Elite Prophet...... mwuahahaha!  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: kira on April 20, 2005, 12:49:32 PM

o yea i failed to munchon if u r fighting aginst oppenent plz where ( it totally by choose) this tag BEHIND ur name as not to interfere with TE | tags




                                      [MORCOM]

or any other tag to let us kno ur part of this hmmmm contest? 

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: CorporalStrongBad on April 22, 2005, 11:44:06 AM

I CHOO CHOO CHOOSE YOU LISA, LOOK ITS A CHOO CHOO TRAIN~ Ralph wiggum

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on April 27, 2005, 09:13:45 AM

-i ated the purple berries
-how do the taste Ralph? Good?
-They taste like... buuuuuuuuuuurning!  :flamed:  :flamed:

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: BAGeorgeWBush on April 29, 2005, 10:35:05 PM

MORCOM Update-

I finally got my wish to get Irish to MORCOM me by tauting him several times until his manhood could not take it any more. Stats are as follows:

Map: de_menace_final
Score:
[|-<|3.A>-| Spike]+   4
TE | Irishr6x              0

Flawless Victory

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on April 30, 2005, 12:11:34 PM

theres a good little mortal combat skit in here during the entire skit, i think its either in the middle or twoards the end. Overall its pretty funny

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/nintendoacapella.wmv

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 10:28:36 PM

nah not as funny as your pic jumping :P

Steve

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 03:47:57 AM

my god.  I hate most css chicks.

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 12:43:53 PM

Mainly b/c most of them are men...lol  :lol: :puke:

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 01:59:46 AM

w/e fag

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 01:30:00 PM

yeah wtv

Steve

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Cole on July 01, 2005, 03:02:44 PM

dr. phil is funny today.  ty and his wife are on tv.

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 02, 2005, 04:19:51 AM

oh shit... that deserves a burn  :flamed:

Steve

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 01:48:41 AM

Is it really that bad to laugh at other people's problems?

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 10:48:21 AM

nope... its quite fine

Steve

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Cole on July 06, 2005, 07:11:32 AM

Good, cause it's a self esteem boosting pasttime of many of my friends.  myself included.

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 07, 2005, 04:18:17 AM

yup... SPAM

Steve

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Cole on July 08, 2005, 05:03:33 AM

Dieser Spam ist gut fur mich.  Ich muss der umlaut nicht scrieben wiel die sind schlect zu typen mit die forum.

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 09, 2005, 10:17:55 AM

ta ben l'air a etre cool avec ton osti d'allemand mais le francais cest vraiment a chier.

Steve

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Cole on July 12, 2005, 04:18:31 AM

Nope, German pwns the shit out of French.  Really.  It does.  Learn German.  I'm too stupid to learn French, unless you're a good teacher but I think you might be too lazy to bother with it.

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 10:21:18 AM

FRENCH IS FOR FAGS.....LIKE DEATH

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:49:56 PM

lol... I'm cool... you not

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Elite_Prophet on November 07, 2007, 11:42:06 AM

This was probably the worst idea any1 has ever had, like seriously MORTAL KOMBAT!??? AND ITS WITH A K CUNT LICKER

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Combo on November 07, 2007, 11:43:35 AM

Wow other people played this...I HEART DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Elite_Prophet on November 07, 2007, 11:44:25 AM

OMGZZ ME too, I wanna be a lvl 7 mage....i cast level 3 eroticism on Jessica Biel

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Combo on November 07, 2007, 11:45:37 AM

No NO Jessica Alba...Id fuck her and do a little  :binky:

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Elite_Prophet on November 07, 2007, 11:46:14 AM

I mean Id let her fuck me....I wouldnt cuddle tho i just wont

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Combo on November 07, 2007, 11:47:15 AM

Si Si senor

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Elite_Prophet on November 07, 2007, 11:48:39 AM

 :puke: www.2girls1cup.com

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Combo on November 07, 2007, 11:49:20 AM

Thats the only porn Snyper will watch

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Elite_Prophet on November 07, 2007, 11:51:14 AM

SCATMAN!!

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Combo on November 07, 2007, 11:52:07 AM

Chocolate Rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Elite_Prophet on November 07, 2007, 11:59:30 AM

The Philly Fakeout

Title: Re: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
Post by: Combo on November 07, 2007, 12:00:16 PM

The Golden Fountain