The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: PaRa$$ on April 13, 2005, 03:03:13 PM
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Doesnt work Suck! :-o
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agreed
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roger that... get a good job... and work is fucking awesome.
Steve
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Retail work sucks.... :evil: :angelfire:Thats what sucks. :headbang: Everything else is tolerable! :lol:
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Food service sucks..... and i like how all the guys saying get a real job prolly work in like a computer store, or a video game retailer where the sit there play games and answer little kiddie question! jerks :headbang:
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hahaha well I have a temp job... in computers... drawing and cutting out granit counter tops... but hopefully I get in the army boot camp this summer woot
Steve
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i created the universe in seven days..... top that :evil:
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I did it in six, but added one more at a later date! :-P :lol: 8-)
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:lol: :lol: you guys are crazy
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i sell computers :P lol i dont mind it just i work everynight and i dunno how to save money so i have this piece of shit computer lmao
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Yea, well I created WOMEN!!!! 8-) :-D ALL BOW BEFORE ME NOW OR I SHALL TAKE AWAY WOMEN!!! FOREVER!!! :evil: :evil: :mrgreen: :evil: :evil:
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yeah now i'm gonna have to bow to that... or sneak my girl in the closet ;)
Steve
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pah, you can have them.... and rework them cause they are too confusing :|!!! i want a better model Tydirium!!!! now! go! :blob:
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hahaha well I have a temp job... in computers... drawing and cutting out granit counter tops... but hopefully I get in the army boot camp this summer woot
Steve
Canada has an army? Or are you going to train to be a mountee like Dudley Do-Right?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
nice X
Very nice!! :mrgreen:
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No, Canada has a militia... LoL :lol: :-D
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we have an army... yeah kinda... but mostly they just sit around throwing rocks cause we can't afford bullets
Steve
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hahah! dude, catapults hurt when they hit man! big time! :mrgreen:
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Humans aren't catapults, lol... They can be, but they just won't destroy anything. :lol:
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lol fly one you the USAF FA/18 and see how fast we catapult thug to get his ass :P lol
Steve
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the thing that i like about the canadian army is every other weekend they supply your quaters with a shit load of booze so that you and ur buddies can party all weekend long and they dont care if your under age because they say if you are putting you are old enough to put your life on the line for your country your old enough to drink.....god i love it....free booze....dont get much sweeter then that :P
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ya go canada...
Steve
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your enthusiam is through the roof Death, dont get too excited, you could hurt yourself :mrgreen:
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lol... my slingshot is broke... :( and we need to wait another 60 years to replace them... lol... damn budget cuts :P
Steve
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the thing that i like about the canadian army is every other weekend they supply your quaters with a shit load of booze so that you and ur buddies can party all weekend long and they dont care if your under age because they say if you are putting you are old enough to put your life on the line for your country your old enough to drink.....god i love it....free booze....dont get much sweeter then that :P
I for one would like to say how thoroughly impressed I am with Thug's constant references to his underage consumption of libations. Wow, is he cool or what?
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I thought the Candian army fought with chainsaws and rode mooses. If they were smart, they'd train the mooses to use chainsaws.
Don't forget the pea soup...
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ok first off the moose are disappearing since we ate them... and the chainsaws? wtf... everyone knows thats out of our budget... and it needs gas... so we stick to our slingshots and rocks... although the new recruits get rubber bands.
Steve
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I've never been prouder to be half Canadian after that free booze comment... :lol: :headbang1:
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try being a marine and being accounted for 27 mil. in radio equipment...ok, im done
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death, you are hilarious, im sitting here in school trying to hold back the laughter!!!! :mrgreen:
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bah you really want to laugh... should come to see the army train... they think paintball guns are high tech and the way to go... when the US army trains with them laser things.
Steve
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Wait they play paintball in the Canadaian army for free? hmm maybe moving to canada isnt such a bad thing. They give you all this shit, just to play paintball for free. Not a bad deal.
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yeah but we use rocks instead of paintballs... (real ones too expensive) and we have no protection...
Steve
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Do you get to ride mooses or what ? Im not even sure if they have horses up there, so im thinking you guys catch moose in the while, and ride on them to defend your country.
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yeah we have mooses to ride and shit... we use pet beavers to sniff out drugs and shit.
Steve
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You crazy canadians, i thought you used y shaped twigs to look for drugs. I thought your army people had some eerie powers, which let me to believe everyone fears the canadian armyy.
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lol... dont fear us... unless we have igloos to fight in.. then we know what to do.
Steve
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heheh, the whole canadian border has little snow forts and an unlimited supply of snow balls for potential border threats! :mrgreen: :booty:
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yup... got to watch them heat seeking snow balls... I heard they can take down some of the US's best bombers/fighters :P
Steve
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Canada cheats, they take the snowballs and put water on them and let them freeze. What will those clever canadians think of next ?
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put some rocks in the middle of the snow balls... woot.
Steve
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A hah. I would have never thought of that.
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well I surely did.... and I did it for real once or twice... damn car windows pop easy with the cold weather :P
Steve
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know what else is a good snow ball, a little little snow and some urine..... not that i've done that :wink: :mrgreen:
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Not that i reccomend tihs but a little bengay? That shit gets in your eye, and its gonna burn like a bitch.
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i dislike work when it is dead :cry:
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I just got hired at my colllege, and all I have to do is walk around setuping microphones and speakers for presentations, and if theres no presentation, i still get paid for walking around.
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good sounds like my job... except I dont walk... I just sit there and read a book or listen to music.
Steve
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Pfft read a book? What are you a loser? Get a magazine. Even if it is about video games, its better than a book.
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lol nah I love Tom Clancy and Robert ludlum... both great writters.
Steve
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you guys can both kiss my ass, i have to server middle-aged ass clowns sandwiches on a bagel and take abuse everyday! that is work! :thebirdman:
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sounds like you got it hard paladin :P
Steve
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You sound like somebody who spits in everybodies bagel because you hate your job.
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Paladin, One word: Embezzlement.
Look for a new job. Jesus Christ man, temp agencies. When I was in College, I did a summer intership one year and the others I called up temp agencies (I lived in North Jersey) and got placed. 12 bucks an hour (great pay, esp. 10 yrs ago) to file documents and drink coffee.
One summer I landed a job at Casio as a marketing 'consultant' where I got my own office, was paid to surf the internet to find 'new markets' for handheld pc's and digital camera. I could even smoke in my office. I got that job through a temp agency. Just a suggestion.
Get paid to do nothing through your local temp agency. Manpower, accutemp, etc. Stay away from the industrial jobs. You'll end up unloading trucks at Sears, right bro. That job sucked.
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yeah I rip off my company all the time... its normal... they expect me to do so...
Steve
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They fired people from my old job for stealing. They even fired the manager for stealing. I was wondering how a guy on that salary could always buy the new shit that just came out even with discounts.
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well I'm not gonna get fired for stealing... that I know...
Steve
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So can you steal the money from the safe? Im pretty sure you can get fired for that.
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No, but you can get fired for this.....
PWNED!!!!!
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Hahahah that would make for a great avatar.
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hahaha thats another great one cole.
Steve
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Nothing like a bit of senseless violence to brighten up your day.
It's so effing early, I can't blink properly. Maybe I have conjunctivitis. I hope so. Then I won't have to go to work.
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i stand in front of a cmputer all day :P dont get much betta den dat...although if i had a chair :roll: man that would be awesome :roll: lmao
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lol I got a chair... so screw you :P
Steve
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sweet. I also have a chair. and a computer. and an office. and I can listen to music. and surf the net. no one sees my computer. it is hard to stay disciplined at times. most of the work i need to do is on the computer though. but then I go bs with the factory employees, because my boss has it backwards. he thinks most of the work is done one the factory floor (I'm an engineer) when in actuality most of the work is done behind the scenes. oh well. less work, more bs for me for now.
i was also asked to work 3 am to noon, which means more pubbin' for me!
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I get to use the color copier. Not only that, but i get to use the projectors and watching movies in any conference room on campus.
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lmao as of right now i just sell shit lol in a couple weeks i will have my own office :P
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I get paid to hike in the woods, and breath fresh air, U guys should try it sometimes instead of siting inside alday with ur face glued to a PC, LMAO J/K, with out computers there would be no CSS and i would have to shoot real people for fun which wouldn't last long
You forgot to add getting Lyme disease from Block Island at least twice a year, and almost dying and stuff. I'll stick to breathing in caustic fumes and micro fine powders so my lungs will fail when i'm 64..lol....urg. bah. :)
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Hahaha cobra commander, thats the typical stereotype. All CSS players stay inside all day and have no social life or do anything crazy like some physical activity.
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hahaha... well I'm always doing physical activity... plus I'm probably gonna be doing boot camp soon :P can't wait.
Steve
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I thought about doing boot camp for fun. Well not fun, but do it to get into like greeat shape. Not just good, but great.
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lol xtc... its good not only to put you in shape... it helps a lot on your resume and looks real good too.
Steve
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Ehh to me nowadays, to get a job anywhere, you need a connection. So fuck the resume.
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true... a lot of jobs helps when you know people.
Steve
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Ive only gotten 1 job without the help of anybody, and thats because they were really despereate. And I can see why, everyone ditched there jobs because the boss was such a bitch and it wasnt worth the 6.50 an hour to deal with her. I lasted 2 days.
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6.50 an hour wow... I wont work for under 10... my full time job is 15 right now.
Steve
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yeah, but that's Canadian, right? Doesn't that work out to like 2 dollars American? :-P
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Hahahah, i think its even less than 2 USD. But anyways 6.50 an hour is fine for me, i just need it to buy clothes, and beer.
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actually with the exchange right now... since the US dollar has been going way down... its close to 12$ US
Steve
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Yea, but America is still > canada.
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right... I live right on the border which means I go fill up in gas in the US and the closest mcdonalds is in the US... but yet its all the same fucking bullshit.
Steve
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Well those canadian mcdonals french fries are better. And you guys have double bigmacs which is what i dont get. And you have like a meny for deli select items. I was like wtf, i never saw this shit in my life before. I wanted parfait, but couldnt get any.
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its cuz they thought u were ugly and they saw u comeing so they changed all the menu just cuz it was u :-D lol :lol:
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-you know what the call a Quater Pounder with Cheese in france Jules?
-nah, Vincent tell me?
-A Royal with Cheese!
-Now, why do you think they call it that, Vincent?
-I dunno. Prolly has to to with the metric system.
great movie
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lol paladin... thats funny...
Steve
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yo, you and X have way too much time on your hands.... just get married already
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its not about time on our hands... it is called dedication to this forum and clan :P
Steve
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i have a dedication to the clan, but i also have a dedication to real life.... like a girlfriend, and a band..... and school..... and my dad *yells* Alright dad, im coming!! no im not looking at porn! im talking to some guys i know.... No, its not gay porn!!!!!!
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lol... I have a gf... 3 jobs ... I just gave up sleep to spend my precious time playing CSS and enjoying the forums
Steve
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DEDICATION!!?!?!!?!? I have the most dedication to real life, and i have dedication to this clan. Who needs a girl friend when you can just go to parties and hook up with random girls? Thats how i roll in Jersey, and thats how i did it in canada, except i didnt hook up, i just danced with em. Im a student, and i work, how much more dedication do i need to real life? Yes its unbelievable, i have friends in real life, as odd as it may seem.
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Yes its unbelievable, i have friends in real life, as odd as it may seem.
Yes, i believe you. However, can other people also see your frends?
PS: Thank you for making this so easy. say it. say it! ("thank you sir, may i please have another?!?!?")
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Alright, i admit, that was a good burn :flamed:
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lol... good call.
Steve
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Thank you sir, may I please have another ??
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well sure... whos gonna give him the honors?
Steve
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Well you, priv and prophet seem to be ecspecially good at insulting me, so i think you guys get the honors.
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lol yeah no problem... but its got to be in the moment... or else its no fun.
Steve
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im a pimp.....i cant help it lmao
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right thug... your as close to a pimp as xtc getting laid.
Steve
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im a pimp.....i cant help it lmao
i dunno how many times i told you this.... you cant pimp with your sister ok.... i mean jeez just cause she lives with you and you guys sometimes are seen together doent make you a "mac daddy"
lol, poor thug
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hahaha his sister.
Steve
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right thug... your as close to a pimp as xtc getting laid.
Steve
Well then Thug must be the greatest pimp of all time.
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lol... in your dreams he might be.
Steve
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i believe be and xtc just OWNED ALL YOU ASSES!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahhahahahahaa
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right............. wanna play some CSS over that?
Steve
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I know that the last two day, xTc has popped into the pub for a couple of minutes when I'm on. He completely pwned me. bah. What gives1!!!
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Well dont worry, ill have summer school and a job to work. there will be less time for pwnage on the pub and forums.
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oh are we losing another forum whore?
Steve
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death i would school u.......lmao u know it
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bah you wish... its like gunman saying he can own me... its not happening.
Steve
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Possibly, depends how long i want to be stuck in summer school. But ill definitley gonna make time to be a post whore.
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you better since I dont want to have to hunt you down...
Steve
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pfff im the post whore get it through your thick skull............you cant touch this :evil: :-P
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I dont know, you havent been on quite as often. So im not sure if you are the post whore, however, when you show up you make your presence known.
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I am the post whore sorry... look at my posts and posts per day.
Steve
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that means nothing. Ive been around longer, surely that means somehting. And im aryan, so i automatically pwn you in everything anyways.
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u have not been around longer then death and i.............man we had this shit under wraps since before u thought about joing The Elders............ :lol: i love having to re-stat myself
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im pretty sure i was here before death adder. I also remember when we played cs together, and then you came up with the bouncer.
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hehe yea :roll: but i was in the clan for a while b4 i started the bouncer thing lol
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I was in the channel, i just never talked. StangGT won me as an idler, so i just idled the channel and did nothign more.
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I knew the elders before xtc joined... but I'm sure xtc joined TE before... although now I got godlike powers over TE muhahaha.
Steve
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lmao just cuz ur a part owner i was still here longer :-P
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If i keep this job until the summers over, then ill requset to be an owner. And ill pay everything upfront for a year. The beer ive been using my money has been making me chubby.
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lol xtc... there is no need for any extra owners... but I got an idea I want to give to night.
Steve
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Is it to make me a Senior member on the roster page?
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ummm nope... not really... I'll talk to him later tomorrow.
Steve
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Does it involve me advancing?
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possibly...
Steve
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Does it involve me ?
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I said possibly... its just a vague idea so far...
Steve
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You shall become the official TE 'Right to Choose' poster boy.
(oh...hahahahahahahaha, damn, where do I come up with this shit?!?)
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When will this idea be announced?
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not anytime soon... hahahaha lol
Steve
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Why not? I can't tell if you guys got that joke or not...
So desperate to be something...
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cole get a hold of me on vent soon... I need to talk to you... and cobra also.
Steve
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Ohh nvm, i thoght I was in trouble or something. But its something else.
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it's about u being cut xtc :-P
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lol right.....
Steve
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you know it is death lmao
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Why the guilty conscience xTc? Are you an expert toggler or something? Or did you get mixed up with those junior high school girls again?
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we already knew that he toggles... thats not the prob... lol...
Steve
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the high school girls are the problem......
CRADLE ROBBER!
lol
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Well onetime when i was a younging, i went on a porno site, and i was afraid someone would discover it, and everytime someone called my name to come into the computer room, and I would ask why they would just say some up here, and then they would ask some stupid question. I had such a guilty consience.
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well I went on porn sites all the time... never got caught.
Steve
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neither did i, but i always got nervous until i figured out how to delete the damn thing.
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lol... I had no problems... I used to help the network admin on the shit.
Steve
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It was kind of like edgar allen poes the tell tale heat, except it was me and pornography.
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lol. your coputer teacher was probably glad you did. not only did he get all the good links from you, he had a scapegoat in case he got caught.
"ahem, I'm investigating one of my student's web activity." Even local schools need a centralized routing system - either an isp or something larger than the school. Probably state edu routers. Those have logs too. They know you're a perv., and they're gonna get you sooner or later. (is the guilt turning into paranoia yet?)
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lol yeah they have built logs and evidence on you... they are just waiting to move in.
Steve
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Fuck that shit, i graduated already. But jeez, we stole this one kids account and downloaded kazaa onto it, and the h drive has like a shitload of space, so we loadded up with porn.
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nice... thats pretty cool... my old hs had a UNIX system by Sun... I hacked it and had porno shit popping up on other's screens.
Steve
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Hahaaha. We would always loaded the thing up with porno shit, and during class the kids would be watching jenna jameson and some other chick in the bathroom making out hardcore. And when the teacher would come around, they would click X and since these were slow computers, it took a while for the video to disappear, and everyone would get to nervous.
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porno was the only reason to have a computer and internet connection before CS
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so true dropkick... but school didn't agree of that... damn them all.
Steve
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school doesnt know n e thing lmao
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nope... not much really.
Steve
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The only reason why i got cable was to play cs. Thats a sad and pathetic excuse but whatever, at least it wasnt for porn.
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Im sure you guys did it for the porn.
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I got cable so I could save myself the money on getting videos and just d/l them for free off the internet instead of just pictures, lol. Which is wierd, cause I have a smokin g/f 2. Every guy just needs new shit sometimes I guess, lol. 8-) :lol:
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Back on Subject here, be sure to check this out. Funny as hell.
http://www.doodie.com/whack.php
Be sure to let the boss talk, he's funny.
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k tyd post a pic of your gf... we will decide if she is hot... and no a pic of xtc does NOT count
Steve
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Death, your girls looked all like the same person. Except the sisters, maybe you used mirrors.
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I gotta get a digital camera or find some way to get a pic of her on here, cause I don't have that shit. But I will, trust me. You all will whack off to it 2, except for xtc, cause hes gay..lol
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I expected you to say the exact opposite.
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And what post 1000 pics of her instantly for your approval? :?
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(http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/spam5.gif)
Classic..................................................
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god damn... :-o WTF
Steve
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Where do you find all this shit Cole, geez? :? :lol:
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Lower right hand corner einstein. (but seriously, i have a lot of practice getting very quick results through google. You have to be creative and consice with the keywords. So basically, you're screwed)
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lol... yeah basicly he is screwed.
Steve
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anyone here have a ti-89 calculator or an ipaq? Do you want to send me some programs?
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I have a ti-89... I haven't used it for like 2 years... since I graduated.
Steve
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No, YOUR the stupid one Cole, so HAH! :lol: :? :thebirdman:
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and I also dont have any programs.
Steve
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I have lots of programs... :? :lol:
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sure ya do.
Steve
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Porno programs maybe and illegial downloading programs... 8-)
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illegial? didn't know they existed
Steve
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aka for example Napster back when it first came out and all programs like it following it, aka Kazaa... :cry:
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well those are illegal... not illegial... hehehe
Steve
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Oh darn, misspelled a word. My life is ruined now... :lol:
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yup...its over.
Steve
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Thanx Death, now I can blame my suicide on you. 8-)
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welll actually let me help you... I know a few tricks.
Steve
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Make sure you get it on camera so the cops know what you look like.
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lol... I doubt the cops would have any problems finding me...
Steve
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Or your insurance claims as of late... :lol:
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maybe... hahaha
Steve
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wow. spam attack.
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Yea, so stop doing it Cole. :lol: :thebirdman:
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nope, sorry...
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doing what? I dont wanna go read
Steve
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spam attacks
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cool... spam
Steve
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i don't remeber
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old man
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that's right little tyke
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im one hell of a tall kid then lol
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work sucks... its why I dont work
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it all sucks
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Work does suck.