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Public Forum => Talk Back => Topic started by: flintlock on May 21, 2004, 07:02:09 AM

Title: I think I woke up on another planet today
Post by: flintlock on May 21, 2004, 07:02:09 AM

Sometimes I swear I go to bed a night only to wake up on another planet. How on Earth can the Olympic Comittee think it'll be fair to allow transtesticles...I mean Transexuals into the Olympics? A person born a dude is going to be able to throw the shot put further than a chick, even if he has boobs sewn on. I just don't get it.  :banghead:  PC is PC, but gender reconfiguring is just cheating. Meet Olga, the 6' 3" 200 lb. kickboxer. The 5' 8", 150 lb Sheryl really stands a chance.

Title: I think I woke up on another planet today
Post by: NightTrain on May 21, 2004, 09:02:13 AM

Thanks Flint.  I would have been perfectly happy in my life never knowing about this, but you had to go and make me sick before lunch.  Now that you bring it up.....what the fuck could the olympic committee be thinking?  

So now all women's sports in the olympics will be dominated by she-males?  What an embarrassment to the world!

I guess it won't affect my viewership of the olymics though whereas I didn't plan on watching one minutes of it anyway, but this PC shit makes me want to puke.

/Night

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Post by: Stalkin_death on May 22, 2004, 07:42:25 AM

maybe all the good chicks playing cs are really she-males too! :razz:

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Post by: Pnazz on May 22, 2004, 04:18:35 PM

How would you know Stalkin.. you flunked the she-male test on our forums...  :lol:

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Post by: Fucker on May 23, 2004, 08:09:18 AM

hmmm.....all i know is that 2 more feet and i can make the olympics for high jump!!! haha they r wicked good

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Post by: Got Walls? on May 23, 2004, 08:28:29 AM

dude there are transsexuals every where. si i bet there was atleast 1 in the first games, but who knows.

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Post by: Johnny on June 05, 2004, 09:24:17 AM

yeah, so i hope not, cuz that would be wierd...cuz i hope to be in the olympics for swimming some day (preferably during college) and i dont wanna have heshes on my team.  Cuz they be all like "hey seksi" in a real deep voice then ill freak out and run away...so yeah, who will be the first to try and crush my dreams, which one of you will it be? eh? im waiting...

~JOHNNY

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Post by: Fucker on June 05, 2004, 11:56:51 AM

ok....swimming...do a real sport.....seksi.....learn a real language

thanks

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Post by: NightTrain on June 05, 2004, 06:04:07 PM

Swimming is the only real sport.  Man against mother nature.  I was a swimmer in high school and college.  50, 100 and 200 free.  And many relays.

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Post by: Fucker on June 05, 2004, 06:59:59 PM

well swimming is stupid

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Post by: Pnazz on June 06, 2004, 07:47:05 AM

I think drowning is even stupider.. so swimming is cool ...  :D

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Post by: Johnny on June 06, 2004, 01:25:19 PM

what sports do you play fucker, oh, and eat me sideways for ripping on my sport.  Nighttrain, do u remember your PR for the 200 free? i swim distance so i swim the 500 and the 200 free. Also where did u swim for college, and did u get a scholarship?

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Post by: Fucker on June 06, 2004, 02:42:55 PM

soccer, basketball, sometimes baseball, high jump, triple jump, and i think thats it

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Post by: flintlock on June 06, 2004, 08:37:50 PM

Quote from: NightTrain

Swimming is the only real sport.  Man against mother nature.  I was a swimmer in high school and college.  50, 100 and 200 free.  And many relays.

Hmmm, how does that apply to an indoor pool. It's the only real sport  beacause that's the only one you do.  :D

Before you get started... golf is not a sport, unless it's a spectator sport. You spend almost as much time watching the other guy as you do playing.

Title: I think I woke up on another planet today
Post by: NightTrain on June 07, 2004, 09:02:07 AM

I don't rmemeber my time for the 200 free, sorry.  It was a long time ago now.

I swam 1 year for WPI, then just played golf for them.  And yes Flint, golf is THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/Night

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Post by: Duster 340 on June 07, 2004, 12:17:29 PM

i hate soccer, let the british take care of that.. pussys.  :lol:

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Post by: Stalkin_death on June 07, 2004, 01:39:01 PM

fun to play bad to watch! (i love my par 3 course)

We have a indoor glow in the dark mini golf place by my house and that is the best!

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Post by: Johnny on June 07, 2004, 06:15:14 PM

yeah, golf is a good time, if your like 65 and retired...i prefer waterpolo to swimming, but im a lot better at swimming than i am at waterpolo...u might think they are just about the same thing, but waterpolo requires a lot more patience and teamwork...and my teammates on my current team fucking suck, so i take the ball on my own...i need to get on a better team