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Title: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on February 13, 2005, 02:09:14 PM
You Know You're from New Jersey when you recognize or can relate to at least 10 of these:

* You've been seriously injured at Action Park.
* You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas.
* You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges."
* You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags."
* You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.
* You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
* You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am.
* Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you.
* You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.
* You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
* At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.
* You know what a "jug handle" is.
* You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.
* You know that the state isn't all farmland.
* You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway."
* You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree.
* Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it a "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero."
* You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials.
* You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.
* You knew that the last question had to do with driving.
* You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation.
* You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?).
* You know how to translate this conversation: "Jeet yet?" "No, Jew?"
* You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City."
* You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.
* You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege.
* In the 80's you wore your hair REALLY high.
* You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.
* You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22.
* You know that people from 609 area code are "a little different."
* You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters.
* The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.
* You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
* You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.
* You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.
* Every year, you had at least one kid in your class named Tony.
* You know where every "clip" shown in the Sopranos opening credits is.
* You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall.
* You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesesteak with vinegar fries.
* You have a favorite Atlantic City casino.
* You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
* And finally...
* You've never pumped your own gas.
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on February 14, 2005, 09:06:12 AM
you knnow your form Jersey when you've posted stupid stuff about your own insignificant state!!
PA pwns your ass!!  :headbang1:
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Mekstar on February 14, 2005, 11:42:16 AM
lol. ahhhh jersey the magestic arm pit of america. land of trailer parks and big hairdoos......
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Spikeroo on February 14, 2005, 06:11:59 PM
....you smell like Jersey....
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: flintlock on February 14, 2005, 10:49:02 PM
I'm glad the people from New Jersey...well, know where they're from I guess. It seems important to know those things.
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: bdot on February 16, 2005, 09:02:15 PM

OH MAN THIS IS COOL!!!!!!!!!  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :argue: :| :-P :evil: 8-) 8-) :-o :-( :-( :downtown: :downtown: :headbang1: :headbang1: :headbang1: :sunny: :thebirdman: :thebirdman: :thebirdman: :thebirdman: :flamed: :flamed: :flamed: :flamed: :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid: :crybaby: :crybaby: :booty: :blob: :blob: :blob: :blob: :blob: :blob: :blob: :blob: :blob:
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on February 16, 2005, 11:10:11 PM
its a fucking smiley freight train!!
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: T3H on February 17, 2005, 01:06:15 PM
omg omg omg hahahaa


lmao  :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :sunny: :sunny: :sunny: :evil: :evil: :evil: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: darkinfamous on February 27, 2005, 11:53:10 AM
nice list

o_0

i guess i'm from jersey
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: T3H on February 28, 2005, 06:44:16 AM
lmao infamous didnt even know he was from jersey apparently  :lol:  LMFAO!
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 10:39:10 PM
infamous is a fucking queer dumbass

Steve
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 02:56:45 AM
That list is so true.  When I lived in KY, I loved watching the sopranos cause I knew where everything was, and I was a little homesick.  ah memories.
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 12:18:23 PM
Yea, kinda like T3H misses the Bronx...Right, lol... :lol:
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 04:46:35 AM
Go Yankees!  Lol
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Cole on June 30, 2005, 05:27:23 AM
Yup.  You must definitely be a transplant then.  Traitor!
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on July 01, 2005, 11:06:45 AM
fuck the yanks.. fuck baseball
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 12:20:47 PM
very well said

Steve
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 05:49:22 AM
fuk Poland
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 09:32:02 AM
fuck canada

Steve
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Cole on July 13, 2005, 03:04:55 AM
America!  Fuk Yeah
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Streetballer on November 09, 2005, 07:28:15 PM
Canada Pwnzors ur Ownzors
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 03:36:24 PM
yup... canada pwns all
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Cole on November 18, 2005, 10:02:15 AM
no it does not
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Streetballer on November 18, 2005, 10:12:59 AM
DOES TOO
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: GhostWalker on November 20, 2005, 09:46:41 PM
You talk like them.
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on November 20, 2005, 09:57:59 PM
Listen kanye west and Death Adder... canada sucks because they have all these beautiful women they dont take advantage of... They have a good average on good looking women, but in America.. if you nail a hottie, they far surpass the beauty of any canadian chick and btw, alot of Polish Chicks are butter heads, but somedays, you just gotta be brown baggin it.
Title: Re: You know your from jersey when....
Post by: Mathius007 on November 20, 2005, 10:04:36 PM
America fucking pwns all.

Canada is full of a bunch of liberal pussies.