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doughty
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« : December 12, 2004, 04:28:31 PM »

Ask me anything and I'll answer it
because I have all of the answers.
I'll edit this top post with the question and its truthful answer. First one to ask gets a curbjob.

<3

Johnny: Why am I so awesome?
Doughty: Awesomeness is defined (according to the National Encyclopedia of Scholarly Math) as the square of two forces. Those forces being the additive property of fly and dope's theorum of chill. And of course you are both fly and chillactic.


Privateer: why does my frig smell funny.... seriously we can't figure it out
Doughty: That hamster that was slid into your roommates ass crawled out one night for a midnight snack. He never came back.  :(
Johnny
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« #1 : December 12, 2004, 06:03:48 PM »

Why am I so awesome?
doughty
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« #2 : December 12, 2004, 08:24:25 PM »

Quote from: Johnny
Why am I so awesome?

you are cured
Privateer
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« #3 : December 12, 2004, 08:48:50 PM »

why does my frig smell funny.... seriously we can't figure it out
doughty
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« #4 : December 12, 2004, 09:42:57 PM »

Quote from: Privateer
why does my frig smell funny.... seriously we can't figure it out

you are healed
bdot
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« #5 : December 12, 2004, 09:46:56 PM »

How come...... there arent more girls than boys playing cs?
NightTrain
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« #6 : December 12, 2004, 09:53:47 PM »

GREAT FUCKING THREAD!  Doughty, answer bdot and then tell me what has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs during the day and 3 legs at night.  I am dying to know the answer.
bdot
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« #7 : December 12, 2004, 10:17:34 PM »

GOD DAMN NIGHT YOU DONT KNOW?

its a dog.

it has 4 legs in the morning.
then it got ran over by a car and lost 2.
and then it grew back one of them magicaly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
loki
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« #8 : December 13, 2004, 12:12:28 AM »

where do boobies come from

tell me doughty, tell me!!!!!
iConCeptz
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« #9 : December 13, 2004, 06:16:33 AM »

Quote from: NightTrain
GREAT FUCKING THREAD!  Doughty, answer bdot and then tell me what has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs during the day and 3 legs at night.  I am dying to know the answer.
i take over... a baby , man ,grandpa  :D
LordDuren
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« #10 : December 13, 2004, 03:56:05 PM »

Man. At birth, man goes about on all fours; when he grows to maturity, he walks on two; and in the evening of his life he walks with a cane, so 3.

You can thank Tolkien for that one.
iConCeptz
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« #11 : December 13, 2004, 04:15:05 PM »

yea wat he said!  if lordduren is in te isnt he suppose to have posted more than 93   :)
WTF
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« #12 : December 13, 2004, 07:29:34 PM »

lol, you people are nuts.  I cant believe I hang out with all of you.  Hey doughty, Is Night's ass going to be okay, having been Bear-raped?  The deer are waiting in line for him !
bdot
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« #13 : December 13, 2004, 08:00:36 PM »

doughty cant answer these questions so he just doesnt show up i guess.
doughty
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« #14 : December 13, 2004, 09:44:24 PM »

OMG SO TIRED. WILL ANSWER ALL QUESTJUNZ AFTER I ARISE FROM MY THINKING CHAMBERS!!!!
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