I just got this from a guy at work. It was so funny, I felt like I had to share. Hopefully there are some that haven't seen this yet...
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One Day Saddam Hussein's heart stops and he dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I
have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as
you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."
Saddam thought that sounded good and he agreed.
The devil opened the first room; in it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of
water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed -- over and over and
over. Such was his fate in hell.
No," Saddam said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't
think I could do that all day long.
"The devil led him to the next room; in it was Charlie Manson with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Saddam.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Saddam saw Bill Clinton, lying on the
floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread
eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Saddam looked at this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle
this!"
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
