The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: meli! on June 20, 2005, 07:36:18 AM
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u know what to do just more words to u
ONCE BACK IN THE DAY!
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xtc, tyd and cole went
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with Adder to Sesame Street
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to kick meli's ass out
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of death_adders apartment in montreal,
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so she wouldn't find the
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other girls he has hidden
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cause meli is a guy
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from PA thats smells like
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some kind of rotten garbage
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which Death absolutely loves and :lol:
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lovingly feeds to Tyridium in
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his baby chair. In NJ
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Tydirium kicks Cole's face in
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the passaic river smearing shit
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all over his bare chest
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which is food for Germans.
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some day, xtc was with
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his mother licking her pussy
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while cole sat there and
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pondered life before killing everyone.
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But before they all died
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Cole jerked off 2 gayporn
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with Cobra the star actor
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that are also called transvestites :lol: :flamed:
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to kick meli's ass out
YES!!!!! :notworthy:
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(end of other story, starting a new one...)
Once upon a time, xTc
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and his eclipse went for
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a ride near a huge
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beach where him and his
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800lb black gorilla g/f decided
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to pound sand for awhile
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and by poundsand drop means
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fat fornication on the beach
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which made all puke nearby :puke: :lol:
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and the ground tremble violently
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that smelled like dead fish
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cause drop eats dead things
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Some other day, Ty went
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and saw Cole whacking off
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in the bathrooms at walmart
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to gay porn that xTc
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stole off the racks for
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him and his 800lb black g/f
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to have some eroctic sex
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otherwise known as gay fat sex
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(sry, HAD to get six in there to finish it...lol)
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dont count... I'm sorry
Steve
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ok, then here...
otherwise known as gay sex
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done in with 2 fat
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people by the names of ( Don't say anything bad Death or I shall kill your family ) :lol:
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ty, xtc and gunman which (kill my family... I fucking hate them all anyway)
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who watched Death fuck her
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while he is eating some
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nasty 800lb black gorilla pussy :puke: :lol:
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that has never been shaved
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and smells like dead cockroaches
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which is why she is
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nasty and loves fucking Death
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's bitch named tyd which
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OWNS Death so its Death
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's time to spam again
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and watch Ty self mutilate.
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Then Cole whacked off to
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(just gettin this topic back up front)
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Cole's sister, brother, and dog
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. Cole's fugly sister is Tydirium
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Then Cole woke up and
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cried becuase death left a
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used condom in Cole's mouth
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that had shit on it
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so he swallowed it quickly
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then licked his lips gratuitously
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cause Cole eats gay shit :lol: :thebirdman:
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because he's not too picky.
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Cole also likes purple ketchup
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which xTc the NJ GUIDO greatfully supplies to
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flaming homos that eat at
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his mothers restaurant, the greasy
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whiishbones freedom fries factory where,
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wishbone's power enslaves xTc the NJ GUIDO's mom.
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Wishbone gets whipped by momma-wishbone
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and screams like a little
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xtc likes to make lil kids scream...
Steve
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yeah he does. Death to the 5 word story. The spam kings have killed it!
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we dont give a fuck... meli started this up
Steve
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yeah. 5 word story is for bitches. old school holywood says to punch yourself in the face
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There once was a kid...
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who never got laid untill
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death put his dick in
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I'M JUGGERNAUT BITCH