Unbelievable World Records

[merciless]

Hello Everybody. I've been helping my parents with their yard and cooking nights so gaming is tight right now. For the last two months I've been taping World Records and submitting them to Twin Galaxies the Gaming World Record keepers. A few weeks ago I got an e-mail from the referee that's reviewing my tapes asking if I use a rapid fire or turbo controller, which I don't, so I write back I use the original controller that came with the NES back in 85-86. Then I get another e-mail asking me to tape via camcorder how I'm doing these crazy seemingly impossible feats of gaming. I can't find ANYONE around here with a camcorder and can't rent one so I may just ask the ref to come down here and watch me set the controller on fire with my thumbs. 14 of my World Records are currently on hold until this disbelief is lifted. Needless to say I won't be on much, but I'll kill ya when I see ya. Also, they may fly me down to the TG base to watch me prove myself. I may get more power to my Google status

[THE Spaniard]

congrats man, I hope you gte back on the servers soon, but good luck with ur world records....
 take care

[Hitman Smurf]

Exactly what records are these?

[SConforti]

I am also curious as to what records these are for...also what game?

[Giant Flying Head]

There's no record of Rainbowroad for MarioKart SNES. I think I just may have the best record on that.....
EDIT: Just watched a youtube vid that kills my record. *sigh*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQEZao0iB_I

[Video_Master]

congrats man and look forward to hearing and seeing more.

[THE Spaniard]

dude the video that giant flying head posted is awesome, I used to be pretty good at that game but that records is fucking insane......

[Giant Flying Head]

Tell me about it. I almost cried!

[merciless]

Official SNES Mario Kart #1 time
Rainbow Road
--Race - 1:33.60
--Lap - 18.54
  My scores under review are Bonk's Adventure fastest completion for NES and Contra maxed points for NES. They need to see me on film playing the games to show my technique of pressing buttons at lightning speed =) The OTHER games being reviewed and posted are NES Robocops 1, 2 and 3 for points, NES Adventures of Dino Riki-points, NES Dragon Power-points, NES Shatterhand- points, NES Code Name Viper- points, NES Vice Project Doom-points, NES IronTank-points a few others I'm sure but the real cool one is NES Double Dragon Fastest completion(under 20 minutes) w/o dying =)
  Then for SNES I've just busted the fastest KO for Riddick Bowe Boxing which was 16 and will soon be my 14 seconds. Street Fighter 2 Turbo both hyper fighting and championship edition for points, and Mortal Kombat 2 fastest completion. I know some were left out but they'll get posted soon enough. Ever wanted to see if you really are the best? Check TwinGalaxies.com the World Record Keepers of games and official Guinness Book of World Records submitters.

[wonder.]

Good luck with that man.  Hope you get it.   

[merciless]

New Records were posted last night, just not my best ones. It'll be awhile before that happens.

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