The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on May 23, 2005, 07:09:29 PM
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Post your parodies of star wars here, or anything funny related to star wars.
http://padme.ytmnd.com/ << Shes pretty cute for being jewish
http://files.sigur-ros.co.uk/video/conan-sketch-triumphstarwars.wmv << i never get old of triumph the comic insult dog
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dont get me started on star wars... cause then this whole clan will hate me
Steve
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hahahaha. well this is why this is here, so we can make fun of star wars. just watch the triumph the dog one, its all about making fun of star wars nerds, and any other kind of paste eater.
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cobra I know everyone hates me :P
Steve
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Yeah go ahead and make fun of the movie that just grossed 108.7 million dollars in under a week.... go ahead! Did any of you actually see it? cause if not... you cannot make fun of it :-P :evil:
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I got it on my computer and the quality is amazing. And for anyone who didnt see it they wont get this..
96, 97, 98, 99, NOO!!!!!
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i dont get it :? .......you need to lay off the cheap drugs son
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go to www.ytmnd.com they have alot of that funny shit.
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i think i will pass for right now because i dont have sound on the computer im on cuz im at work lmao when i get home i will for sure though
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hahahah so this is what you do at work? Just spam ? Im sure your boss would dissaprove. I know my boss wouldnt give a shit.
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my boss doesnt care he just comes and goes as he feels and leaves me and the other guy to close the store lmao hes rarely here...
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hahahaah... my boss is mad chill. But i might not even have a job anymore, cuz of my "academic" status.
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lol xtc... thats why you have to do good in school before even thinking about a party.
Steve
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I do, but then people shove a funnel in front of me. I just wanted to show up to meet some bitches, drink a beer or two and thats it. Then people start running into my friends room while i studied chemistry (Thankfully its over), and they stuck a funnel in front of me, i said no, but then they started chanting PAT! PAT! PAT! PAT! so i couldnt refuse. Its peer pressure, but i love it.
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three three beer funnels = beer pressure
Don't try that at home kids. It squirts right back out. I bet I really impressed the ladies that night! lol. Ah the good ol' day. I sorta miss them.
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Yea cole!!! you would be my hero if you kept it in.
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thats awesome... damn I hate working weekends... but I guess that way I save my money a lil more.
Steve
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Gah working weekends, only as long as i dont work at night its alright.
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I work straight... night and day... it sucks.
Steve
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OMG, too much funny!
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son get a hold of me tonight or sometime tomorrow during the day... we need to talk.
Steve
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I've seen the movie twice. It was good....but way too much gratuitous robot sex for me. :-P
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lmao what movie r we tlaking about? i missed that part of the topic...oh yea star wars lmao....i would rather not go see it im not a huge star wars fan....and robot sex? ew :puke:
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lol... thug likes robot sex...
STeve
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oh yea, one of my wildest fantasies lmao!
I LOVE ROBOTSEX!
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I know... its so easy to tell.
Steve
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yea, im a bad lier lol
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we all know.
Steve
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Do blow up dolls make you go wow wow wee wah.
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blow up dolls? stupidest invention ever I think.
Steve
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Ever walk into a porno shop, and if you look at something you feel embaressed?
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nope... I'm usually with a girl... so I just fantasize.
Steve
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You know how wierd it is to walk in witha guy? I had to buy a dildo (pledge reasons), and me and 2 other guys go in to get it. We didnt know waht kind to get, then the guys gives us the receipt and tells us to have a good time tonight. That was embaressing.
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hahaha xtc have any lil secrets he might want to share?
Steve
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Yo xTx, did u really get episode 3 for download on ur PC? If so give me a link bro, I could use it. 8-)
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repeat this again... star wars sucks... ok?
Steve
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Blasphemy!
I just saw Ep.III, and it was awesome. Really good. I guess there just weren't enough snakes in it for adder.
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nope... never can have enough snake.
Steve
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Star Wars = cool
Jar Jar = xTc = bad
:lol: :lol: :lol: :headbang1: :headbang1: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I dont know about the star wars part... but xtc... oh yeah :headbang1:
Steve
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Star Wars = cool
Jar Jar = xTc = bad
:lol: :lol: :lol: :headbang1: :headbang1: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:notworthy: :notworthy:
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me sir jar jar binks. I have 2 hours still till i have to go to work. Fuckin a this sucks. summer school sucks. It all sucks so much that you wish death_adder were dead.
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hehehe I wish I was dead too xtc... seriously I can't believe I'm still alive.
Steve
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Yea, those pics were pretty bad bro. My car was totaled but all the damage was in the front left of the engine. It got smashed there so bad more than half of the engine was crushed inward. :-( :iamwithstupid:
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yeah eh when I went to take the pics... well for some reason the batterie found its way on the front seat
Steve
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Yea.. i posted that before the accident. Maybe im just bad luck.
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lol xtc... its cool... dont matter...
Steve
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Well sorry.
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hahaah you worry too much... it doesn't matter... but I do wish I was dead though
Steve
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call the suicide hotline.
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bah no need to...
Steve
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No need to do that, he already did! LoL, j/k bro :lol: 8-)
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They probably blocked his number. :-P
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They would never do that! :lol:
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Are you sure, im pretty sure they got plenty of calls. My friend felt like killing himself after his best friend cheated with his girlfriend. He was an emotional mess.
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Whats funny is people think shit like that is because of "love", which it never is. :-(
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Well he got hammered that night, and as a pledge, i had to run around brick city looking for him. You know how scary that shit is.
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Try Newark and its 10 times worse, lol :lol:
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This used to be about Star Wars... then after the third post..... it wasnt... Spam rocks my world :thebirdman:
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Tydirium, newarks nickname is brick city, hence i was running all over newark and went into the ghetto by myself which i am very proud of, and came out shot free and rape free.
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Well, I've only been in Jersey for barely 2 years, so I don't know all of Jersey slang yet... :-P
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Ohh well get to know these things, how to negotiate a circle, its important if you drive in new jersey. know the defitions of shank and d block. Know what a guido is. We go to the shore, not the beach. Theres more but, i need to think of it.
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As in like the only state to have the most moronic thing ever: Jugghandles...? :? :lol: 8-)
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Dude, jug handles are the shit, as long as you know they are there. they suck for out of towners, but hey, who cares about them. You never have to worry about left turns stopping traffic.
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yeah, but great adventure has bugs bunney and chlymidia in their pools.
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If you want an injury, then yea go to action park. I was there skiing one day, and i saw this person coming downhill in those little flat beds with ski patrol, and wow was that person fucked up, there was blood all over the sheets.
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they should just call it adder park
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I live next to west paterson, which is a pretty damn rich town. But i didnt think paterson was that horrible of a place. They have alot of crap on sale in their stores. Just ignore the people begging for money
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lol ignore xtc begging for money.
Steve
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Took the words out of my mouth Death...lol :lol:
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lol I know... this is my 1500th post... woot I'm awesome
Steve
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Almost as bad as xTc here... :lol:
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I'm worst... I'm the best spam whore out there.
Steve
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Yea, but lately hes been spammin more than you. We should have a spam war between the two of you and see who can outlast the other. Winner gets a date with David Hasselhoff! :lol:
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lol.. well it is because I had to sneak out of the hospital to even post my news... and then I didn't have the energy to do much.
Steve
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exceot whack off of course... :lol:
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no I got my gf to help me out.
Steve
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Your girl whacks you off instead of fucking you? LoL, somethin is STILL wrong with that picture... :lol: :lol:
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lol... no she does not wack me off... hahahaah... use your imagination
Steve
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She watches you whack off? :-P :lol:
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lol... you got it.. hahaha...
Steve
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Somehow I saw that comin... 8-)
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I heard that one... but gunman and xtc can still see... so I figured why not.
Steve
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Yea, you proly have a ways to catch up the the both of them... :lol:
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lol... long time of wacking off... which wont happen since the gf should be home soon
Steve
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MA_FORUMRESETRANK XTC
NOW THAT'S HOW YOU FIGHT A WAR
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we need a CSS forum whore map
Steve
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Get our own CSS server to just go in and spam talk instead of actually playing... :lol: :lol:
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it dosesn't count
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I have my own CSS server... its the TE shit
Steve
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can anyone say chimmicanga?
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no
Steve
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No, but I can say "butthole" if that counts for anything? :? :lol:
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no it does not count... sorry
Steve
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dammit
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but nice fucking try.
Steve
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That meant so much to me 2... I thought I had a winner... :-( :lol:
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well better luck next time man
Steve
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WOW.
how now brown cow.
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brown cow? wow?
Steve
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huh? :?
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eh canadian eh
Steve
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xtc, POST THAT MOVIE UP HERE DUDE! 8-)
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no... it sucks...
Steve
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Fuck you, that movie is good :lol:
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bah... you'll never fuck me
Steve
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Cause I ain't gay like that. :lol:
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and mostly cause I am not gay
Steve
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You would take it and you know it. :lol:
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lol... no way... hell no... so I see your becoming a post whore.
Steve
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No, as I told xtc, I go on "spurts'. For a week I'll post a ton, then not post at all the next week. Thats the way my life goes with everything... :lol: 8-)
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lol... well I'll see you next week...hehehe
Steve
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As in "no you wont". 8-)
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eh and why not?
Steve
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aka here one week, gone the next? :? :-P
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today has been a day of days... ok?
Steve
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a day of spam waring is what it was... :lol:
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spam whoring... geez
Steve
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Yea Death, for real dude...STOP 8-)
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i like to post in the morning. It keeps me from really working, but it looks like i am work.
BTW,
Yeah, Star Wars Ep. 3 was pretty cool. Yoda is the shit. I mean, wow can he climb a wookie fast.
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i want to see batman.
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Cause ur gay like that, wanting to watch a man run around a city with his undies on the outside of his pants...LoL :lol:
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i want to see batman
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lol... Sin City is a real mans movie... I watched it almost everyday since I downloaded it 2 months ago.
Steve
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When I get on vent you are dcc'n it to me. *waves hand*
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Yo, give me the movie.
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Sin City is oneof my most favorite movies ever.good call death, watching jessica alba on stage makes my palms sweat.
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Yo X, whatever happened to Star Wars dude? I would love to have it bro! 8-)
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I recalled saying the weekend. But some people are just too impatient. Ill see if i can senditover tonight.
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Why, is the file size a big one or somethin bro? :?
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star wars is like almost 2 gigs.
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damn dude, hope it dosen't take me forever to get it :? :headbang:
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5-7 hours i think. Which is good to download in onenight.
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shiza! :lol: :headbang:
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pm me on irc with your sn. Maybe i can send it tonight.
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ok, if I can get the damn thing to log in properly... Never seems to want to anymore... :headbang: :lol:
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:binky:
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Is that you in the picture x? :?
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No... ITs binky.
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Your brother? :?
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i dontknow who binky. Whoever they is, they named it binky. :binky:
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Binky as in THE THING HE IS SUCKING ON!! GOD DAMN DUDE!...lol :lol: 8-)
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yooo fuck....
whatever...
shit..
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And xTc has finally realized he is wrong... :lol:
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im tired already. air conditioning makes me sleepy. Im about to pass out on this comp at school
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Your at school doing this? haha :lol:
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I work at school, i have to wait one more hour before i start work. WHich then again, i just sit at a computer.
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where the fuck do you work? A gay porn shop that no one comes into? :?
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Well its summer school rightnow, soi push a cart into a room, wait 3 hours later, pick it up. Inthe mean time of those 3 hours i fuck around on teh computer listening to music or watching movies.
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Never gonna learn any life skills havin that job, tell you that much... :lol:
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I already learned how to solder better.
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Life skills as in REAL JOBS. :lol:
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you learn everything at the job.
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by sitting on ur ass typing spam all day. yea, ok 8-)
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its not easy to spam. I do this without insurance. What if i get carpel tunnel?
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Then you get your 800 lb black gorilla woman to make you better... :lol: 8-)
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the only i hope coming from a 80 lb black woman is if the sweat inbetween her bulges of fat produce some sort of healing liquid.
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star wars sucks my balls ......have a nice day :-)
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yeah what he said... he might be stupid but yet has a good point there.
Steve
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Both you suck Star Wars HUGE ball cancer. Its a cancer, but an entertaining one... :-P :lol: :headbang1:
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entertaining? right...
Steve
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Ok then, engrossing... It gets you involved. At least the episode 4-6, unlike 1-3 as much... 8-)
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Yeah, Star Wars is really big amonst dorks and geeks, and nerds. But most people do like it somewhat. The only people who really don't like it are the gay homosexuals. The gay homosexual community is very anti-star wars.
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well i aint gay... and I can be considered a nerd... and still dont like star wars..
Steve
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Looks like somebody is into star trek.
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Star Trek or maybe Teletubbies? :lol: :headbang1:
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GO STAR TREK!
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Star Wars SHITS OUT Star Trek stuff... :lol:
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wtf man...
pokemon : :headbang1: :headbang1:
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Yo, Yu-Gi-Oh whoops Pokemon ANY day! :lol:
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NO! Take it back. I'm too old to be coposting with people who grew up playing pokemon and yu gi oh. Noes! What about Gi-Joe and Transformers? Voltron and Thundercats? Baseball cards, not pokemon. You little brats! lol. Any of you guys ever play FF for the NES? That game was uber leet when it came out. I still remember playing it...so cool.
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wow.... you guys are all fucked... seriously.
Steve
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I watched GI Joe and Transformers when i was young, then it grew into pokemon for some reason. Dragon Ball Z is a good show.
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eh... yeah... even has a kid I never whatched them shows.
Steve
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Nah, the best when I was a kid were the TMNT!! :headbang1: Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles all the way! FUCK SHREDDER :lol:
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yea i remember that show tyd haha so awesome...adn then the movies came out omg soo sick
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The movies where it was real and not a cartoon... I thought that was the SHIT when I was a kid man... :headbang1: :lol: :headbang1:
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Ok I will admit to thinking TMNT were all right. I think I was a little older when they came out, but still cool. April was hot. And the video game Roxored. NES 8-Bit super power!
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yeah the video game was ok
Steve
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When they ported the arcade TMNT to the genesis, that was the BEST! :lol: :headbang1:
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marvel vs capcom was the best ever.
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true. i remember going to the arcade at the dirt mall. you Jersians know what a dirt mall is, right...lol
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arcade? lol... things over rated.
Steve
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Hell no, I made hundreds of dollars scammin people out of money at local arcades in Tekken and Marvel vs. Capcom. Arcades ROCK! :lol: :headbang1:
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know your roots.
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They in Tekken, always will be. :lol: 8-)
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my roots... the day I got hl... that was awesome.
Steve
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You weren't a gamer until HL? Damn dude, u started late bro... :? :lol:
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hl was in 1998... I had played doom, wolfenstein 3d and duke nukem but no addiction untill HL
Steve
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wolfenstein 3d was a classic. Doom but with humans as enemies instead of monsters... Great game. 8-) :headbang1:
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i was playing doom II on a 33mhz 486... that was badass back in the day
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I been bustin out the old school shit (Golden Axe, Doom64) and I played Doom on the N64 a few days ago... Classic :lol: 8-) :headbang1:
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fucking nerd... NERD
Steve
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Gotta give respect to old classics you n00b 8-)
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maybe.. one day... when HL is a classic... it almost is already
Steve
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HL is definitely a classic. So are tons of other games. I'm not loading Tie fighter back onto my machine anytime soon...
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I'm talkin classics goin WAY back, like Contra for the NES. Shit like that man. :lol: :headbang1:
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pong for all. I have the one of the original pong boxes.. lol it is pretty cool.
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I had made a pong game that was java based... I can't find it though
Steve
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uber something i guess. If you find the code, pm or email it to me. I'd like to give it a read. I'm not too good at java.
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yeah I can try and look it up
Steve
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well? jtcole@gmail.com
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you are beaten !
- Darth Vader
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you beat it
too mcuh
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yea hitman, ur sinning
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booh oo
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bump
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bump
Bump...the ultimate in spam...nice work
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haha i try
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haha i try
Thats all spam asks
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and i will give what it asks
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there's nothing wrong with a 2.5 year old bump hahah!! :headbang1:
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Ohh boy, here comes the SPAM
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Ohh boy, here comes the SPAM
Damn straight!
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