how was TE born?

[TE | Hypo]

I was just wondering if you guys had a page dedicated to the beginning of TE?  how did it all begin?

[hakksaww]

In the beginning there was an empty darkness. The only thing in this void was Nyx, a bird with black wings. With the wind she laid a golden egg and for ages she sat upon this egg. Finally life began to stir in the egg and out of it rose Eros, the god of love. One half of the shell rose into the air and became the sky and the other became the Earth. Eros named the sky Uranus and the Earth he named Gaia. Then Eros made them fall in love.

Uranus and Gaia had many children together and eventually they had grandchildren. Some of their children become afraid of the power of their children. Kronus, in an effort to protect himself, swallowed his children when they were still infants. However, his wife Rhea hid their youngest child. She gave him a rock wrapped in swaddling clothes, which he swallowed, thinking it was his son.

Once the child, Zeus, had reached manhood his mother instructed him on how to trick his father to give up his brothers and sisters. Once this was accomplished the children fought a mighty war against their father. After much fighting the younger generation won. With Zeus as their leader, they began to furnish Gaia with life and Uranus with stars.

Soon the Earth lacked only two things: man and animals. Zeus summoned his sons Prometheus (fore-thought) and Epimetheus (after-thought). He told them to go to Earth and create men and animals and give them each a gift.

Prometheus set to work forming men in the image of the gods and Epimetheus worked on the animals. As Epimetheus worked he gave each animal he created one of the gifts. After Epimetheus had completed his work Prometheus finally finished making men. However when he went to see what gift to give man Epimetheus shamefacedly informed him that he had foolishly used all the gifts.

Distressed, Prometheus decided he had to give man fire, even though gods were the only ones meant to have access to it. As the sun god rode out into the world the next morning Prometheus took some of the fire and brought it back to man. He taught his creation how to take care of it and then left them.


From these fires were forged mighty gamers who, when banded together, brought waves of flatulance to the earth - broadcasted via Ventrillo.

They called themselves The Elders.

[MR|337]

I want some of what Hackksaww is smokin...

 

[SConforti]

I think hacksaw has too much time on his hands when he is supposed to be at work.

[KillaJoe]

lmfao man i heard that whole story from a friend... greek mythology :S he was playing AOM(age of mythology) at the time lol and yea thats exactly how i remember it >.> with a few minor details modified nice tho

[WidowMaker]

If you want the truth


I DID IT!!

Any questions???

Widow

[hakksaww]

well yeah - YOU'RE ZEUS!

[Elite_Prophet]

I dunno, I like hakksaws version better

[THE Spaniard]

yeah the mitology version is much more fun and catchy....
  I like hakksaww's better too!!!

[Hitman Smurf]

Maybe we need a "history" page on our website. Wouldn't be that hard to do.

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